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MovieSplat!
by MovieSplat
Every week we talk through or about an awful awful movie.We have still not watched Weekend At Bernies. Sorry.Send us questions and request! @[email protected]
Episodes
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Resident Evil: Afterlife (Commentary Track)
So it's come to this then has it? The 3D Resident Evil movie in all its outdated glory, and this came out 2010 for godsake. We continue our crawl through the Resident Evil films by watching the one that's so boring and stupid that we start talking about nearly anything else half way…
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Assassin's Creed - Episode 42
Thank God 2016 is over! Let's watch...Assassin's Creed. Oh God noooo. We talk in depth about the latest video game travesty of a film. Spoilers abound so don't say we didn't warn you. Follow us on Twitter @moviesplatcast Leave us a review or a rating and we'll love you forever.
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MovieSplat Commentary - Jack Reacher
Pair of Jacks! We did not do this on purpose. This is from at least October, so apologies for any inaccuracies or things that are not topical in anyway. Actually we should probably apologies for that every week. Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher and it's funny...you know cos he's tiny and old. Nah we're...
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Episode 41 - Jack Frost (Not the CGI Michael Keaton one)
The title says it all. Wait no it doesn't. This week we feel the Christmas Spirit as we discuss the surely cult classic B-Movie mess that is Jack Frost. He's a mutant Snowman who kills people. What's not to love? Want to tell us what we should discuss next? Let us know! We're that sad we might...
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Episode 40 - Knowing
A return to our usually scheduled programming, and our usually scheduled actor. Nic Cage is back in front of our beautiful eyes for the 2008 Sci-Fi mystery about predicting disasters. Fun for all the family. Leave us a review if you like us and let us know what you think of us on Twitter…
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Episode 39 - Nine Lives
We're back and it's an ALL NEW (not really) format. We discuss the prequel to the hit Netflix series House of Cards. Where Kevin Spacey learns how to be a cat...by being a cat...he gets put in a cat. We talk about Nine Lives on this episode, this is not a commentary. Sorry. Leave us a review here...
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Episode 38 - Terminator Woman
Yes, this exists. This is a film that happened. Words cannot do Terminator Woman justice...which is good because any words I might use might get me kicked in the face. Buy it anywhere you can and join us on a journey that will change your life forever. Follow us @MovieSplatCast for all the latest.
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Episode 37 - Future Sport
Oh my goodness, oh my damn another podcast have we gone mental? Quite possibly but not as much as Wesley Snipes presumably, that's right we're watching an early 2000s film about the future! And the sports ball events in it. I don't quite understand the rules but Dean Cain does apparently. Follow…
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Episode 36 - The Purge: Anarchy
Yeah...the same as before. Recorded in July, very sorry, hope you enjoy. Follow us @MovieSplatCast and tell us how late we are, or recommendations or what you'd like to see from us in the future.
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Episode 35 - The Purge
We're back! Have an episode recorded in July. We're very sorry. We watched both Purge films in anticipation for the new one that came out in August. We're sorry again. Follow us @MovieSplatCast And subscribe for sort-of up to date podcast loveliness.
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Episode 34 - Daredevil (Director's Cut and Dance Choreography)
Oh my word it's been so long since our last venture into podcastery...podcastitued....podcasts! And well you can see why, Blind Batfleck and bald Colin Farrell equals sad people. Listen to us cringe through a large deal of Daredevil and talk about the Marvel Universe in it's entirety. Horray....
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Episode 33 - Ripper
Long time, no talk about awful movies hey? Ah well here's a brand new commentary track! We're sorry in advance. Ever wonder what Scream would be like if it was terrible? Well look no further because we found it and watched it and had no idea what the hell was happening...in Ripper! Starring Kelly...
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Episode 32 - The Beast Of Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues
Wow...We've been gone a while haven't we? Well at least you can enjoy what is possibly the worst film ever made and listen to the three morons who went insane trying to watch it. Head to our YouTube page to find the highlights of this show and follow us on Twitter for more funsies @MovieSplatCast
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Episode 31: Captain America: Civil War
Our 2nd episode and it's another superhero movie! Boy we do enjoy those adventurous superheroes and their politics! This time we review Robert Downey Jr. being sad whilst Captain America fights everything. What more could you ask for!? For all our lovely updates follow @MovieSplatcast and suggest...
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Episode 30 - The Shepherd (with Special Guest)
There is no description I can give for The Shepherd that would sound sane, so let's put it this way, Rowdy Roddy Piper carries a 6 foot cross in the first 5 minutes. Interested? What's wrong with you?! (Still RIP Rowdy, you were awesome) We are joined by our Rowdiest fan Laura for the weirdest...
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Episode 29 - Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice Review
Listen to us discuss all things Batfleck and Super...Cavill (?) and more importantly Laurence Fishburne. Or alternatively watch it all unfold here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDZMhNFU-A For all our lovely updates follow @MovieSplatcast and suggest things to us at [email protected]...
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Episode 28 - Cyborg 3
Recycle you sh**!!! That's the opposite of the moral of this movie, which is the third in a series of Cyborg movies that we never knew existed. Also Malcolm McDowell for 20 seconds....but he does have talons for hands....so thats...something. Follow us on Twitter for up to the minute intrusion on...
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Episode 27 - Slashers
Want to listen to what happens when people go insane watching a B-Movie? Well you've come to the right place! This week we watch Slashers which is about serial killers and people ripping other peoples shirts off. Yay. Head to YouTube to see the highlights from this episode and follow us...
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Episode 26: World War Z
Hey look at that we can watch a normal film everyone has heard of! Shame it's World War Z though, but you can have everything. Listen with or without watching the cgi zombie ridden snoozefest if you like we talk generally about Max Brooks, CGI walls, and poor poor Matthew Fox and have a grand old...
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Episode 25 : Ghostquake
Ghostquake! The lesser known ScyFy film no one wanted to see! This one has Danny Trejo and Charisma Carpenter as stars, guess how long they're in it!!! We talk though how terrible the effects are and generally try to understand what on earth is going on at all. Be sure to check our YouTube page…
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Episode 24: Braindead
Hello! We're back again with another zombie flick. This time we delve into none other than Peter Jackson's past and find out that he is in fact goddamn insane. If you have not seen Braindead, watch it now. If you have seen Braindead....WATCH IT NOW. Be sure to check our YouTube page for the...
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Episode 23 - Armageddon (Not That One)
Well we continue our awful look at the Great Sci-Fi DVD box (only 2 more to go) and found a familiar name. Fortunately this didn't have early 00s Ben Affleck and Michael Bay directing so we got off lightly. Unfortunately it does have Rutger Hauer with a moustache. And images we cannot unsee. Come...
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Episode 22 - Hateful Eight Review (Uncut and Spoilerific)
Ok so full disclosure. We started to watch a film called 'Ghost Machine' it was very very boring so we gave up and instead started discussing a small indie movie called 'The Hateful Eight' by some guy called Tarantino... you've probably never heard of him. We start off spoiler free but get into…
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Episode 21 - Resident Evil: Apocalypse
We're doing the Resident Evil films in reverse chronological order starting with the third one. It makes no sense to us either, however here's Resident Evil: Apocalypse, the second one. You know the one with Nemesis in it. It's not great, but probably the best of the series. We laugh at it and...
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Episode 20 - John Wick
Happy 2016 everyone! We hope you all had a gudden! We decided to treat ourselves over the Christmas period by watching a good movie for a change. Here it is Keanu Reeves in John Wick! If you don't have the movie go buy it or stream it online because it's awesome! And then listen to our lovely...
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Episode 19 - Omega Cop
He's the toughest cop alive...He's the only cop alive!!! Join Neil, Will and Joe as they try to understand the previous sentence and also wrap their head around an apocalypse that Ron Marchini definitely didn't cause, and that Adam West cannot save. Want to watch the best bits of this podcast?…
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Episode 18 - Alien Intruder
Attempting to find a fun, new movie that doesn't suck is difficult. So here's a 1990's Sci-Fi film we found starring Billy Dee Williams as an old tired man...in space. This is on a DVD with 3 other 'Great Sci-Fi Movies' (quoting the DVD box) and we intend to call this box a damn dirty liar for…
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Episode 17: Pay The Ghost
We had to. Nicolas Cage stars in the latest film about a man far too old to plausibly play a character, run around and do actiony things when he's supposed to be in a horror film. We talk through Pay The Ghost and all of it's glory. It's definitely worth a viewing. Check out our YouTube page for...
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Lady in the Water
So instead of bringing you brand new content, we're bringing....more content! This time we review the career of M Night Shymalalaymannayman and more importantly his first big flop, Lady in the Water, starring Paul Giammati (he tried damn it!!!) Hopefully we'll have a YouTube highlight reel of…
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Season of the Witch
Remember us? We've been busy trying to make fun things happen...and quite possibly failing at that. How until then we watch another failure, Season of the Witch. Starring Ron Perlman...oh and Nicolas Frickin' Cage obviously. We get bored around halfway through and talk about general film stuff to...
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In The Name Of The King (Uwe Boll Round 2) - Audio Commentary
Uwe Boll has still not answered our...I mean Will's call to fight him. So in order to coax him out of his directing shell we talk through his Game of Thrones/Lord of the Rings parody (we hope) In The Name of the King, it's got Jason Statham in it...and actual actors as well! It's a great bad…
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From Beyond - Audio Commentary
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! We kind of failed in our 31 films but we got close! So to wrap it all off here's our grossed out commentary of HP Lovecraft's From Beyond starring Jeffrey Combs (who else). This is our 26th entry in our #ScarySplat Month. So we didn't do too bad...really....okay yeah we...
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The Martian - MovieSplat Review
SPOILER WARNING - We spoil everything around the 12 minute mark of this review. We're taking a break from horror to review Ridley Scott's The Martian, starring Matt Damon who keeps losing himself in dramatic ways. Stop it Matt. If you enjoyed this let us know at [email protected] Tweet…
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Splatter - Audio Commentary
Happy middle of October! We hope you've been having the scariest of scary months and we'd like to continue out contribution to the cause. With our 16th installment of #ScarySplat...a weird half hour short film produced by Roger Corman...yay. It's got Corey Feldman, Tony Todd and a hell of a lot…
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House of the Dead - Audio Commentary
Our second #ScarySplat commentary comes courtesy of mocking Uwe Boll's incredibly awful House of the Dead. We've heard Uwe will fight anyone that bad-mouths his films, and we have just the challenger for him (It's not me) Anyway enjoy this latest spook-tastic (definitely a word) podcast and…
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Resident Evil: Extinction - Audio Commentary
Happy October everyone! And welcome to our first #ScarySplat commentary. Over this month we're watching 31 horror films so be sure to subscribe and follow us for the latest and greatest in opinion, humour and general nonsense. Film number 5 this month, starts the new Zombiethon, we just can't get...
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Left Behind aka The VelociRapture - Audio Commentary
The big one! Celebrate Podcast Day in style...by listening to morons talk over a Nicholas Cage film about sinners and religion! I can't think of a better way to be honest. Follow us @moviesplatcast this October for constant updates on horror films that we're watching! Subscribe to us on iTunes…
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Land of the Dead - Audio Commentary
Yes number 2 your eyes do not decieve you! Our second podcast of the evening! Happy Podcast Day! We are too generous, we know. Neil, Will and Joe jump straight into their fourth zombie film and their second zombiethon (patent pending) with George A. Romero's Land of the Dead, starring the...
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Children of the Living Dead - Audio Commentary
Happy Podcast Day! We're celebrating by...watching the worst zombie film ever! Horray! We power our way through the Tom Savini-less hour and Tom Savini-full 15 minutes of Children of the Living Dead! It's truly awful! You know you need to watch it. Follow us @moviesplatcast this October for...
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Audio Commentary
So here it is a super group discussion of the....League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Oh man. Sean Connery impressions abound, but stick with it and we get into the ideals of plot, story and character arcs. Follow us on Twitter @moviesplatcast Email us at [email protected] And leave us a...
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Van Helsing (2004) - Audio Commentary
Neil, Will and Joe talk through the CGI ridden monster mash that is Stephen Sommers' Van Helsing. At least it's fun, if nothing else. Wait nope, there's nothing else. We're finally getting to grips with all the fun stuff going on so why not reward us with a follow, a subscribe or an email to…
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MovieSplat Reviews: 2015 So Far.
Neil, Will and Joe discuss everything 2015 in film up to and unfortunately including this summer's blockbusters, a rant about Sinister 2 and a new film idea about werewolves in space. Spoilers a plenty however we give warnings before each film we ramble through so don't worry, we got 2015…
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Dawn of the Dead (2004) - Audio Commentary
The second part of our Zommbentary (patent not pending) we discuss/rant/talk through how green Zach Snyder's Dawn remake is. Tweet us @moviesplatcast Email us at [email protected] Subscribe right here and leave us a review, we can change we promise!
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Day of the Dead - Audio Commentary
We're live! Well sort of! The first podcast brought to you by the not-so-fine guys at MovieSplat, Neil, Joe & Will sit and talk through George A. Romero's cult classic Day of the Dead. Follow us @moviesplatcast email us on ideas for future podcasts/commentaries at [email protected] and...
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Every week we talk through or about an awful awful movie.We have still not watched Weekend At Bernies. Sorry.Send us questions and request! @[email protected]
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