Moving on Sideways

I got a new iPhone because I lost my old iPhone.

Mass 5

Mass 4

Massachusetts vacay 3

An elephant farts for 45 minutes.

With rapid-fast lecturing and not a drop of music, I describe my upcoming trip to Massachusetts in vivid detail.

Don’t the titles describe the episodes?

After diarrhea-ing violently for 3 hours straight, I eat a crumpet and then continue with the hours-long diarrhea-ing.

I eat 3 corn frijoles and then have uncontrollable diarrhea, tee hee.

The last episode to get released was a mistake - not the episode itself, but the timing of the release of the episode.

I discuss my thoughts on eventually unblocking Amanda, almost 0% for reasons to do with the absolutely wretched concept of pursuing romance with Amanda, which is such a horrible concept that it makes me want to barf. (Because Amanda would definitely flip and go from treating me like tomorrow’s tomatoes to yesterday’s tomatoes.)

Inspired to create a “real episode” by a friend’s YouTube videos, I valiantly do an episode where 35% of it has to do with 2 nursery rhymes that 73% describe me 95%-ishly. (I say all this in an 83%-ish manner, I mean, at least 92%-ishly anyway.)

Dedicated to the United States Marine Corps

I read a work of fiction I’m working on about a somewhat disfunctional office.

I find the area that I jokingly called my “identity,” but it doesn’t quite look the same…

I go over 1 or 2 movies from the 90s that somehow manage to be really good while also being really bad

I come up with much less possibilities of why I haven’t been back to The Netherlands since 2013 than Part 1. Also I dance an Irish jig.

I go over Mad Cow Disease and horrible unproven rumors about the 80s movie, Milo and Otis.

I discuss my very liberal definition of the word “cyborg” and how this relates to the concept of a singularity.

Yet another episode of this podcast.

Don’t worry. This episode is the last of this series.

This is a podcast episode.

It’s like the Duck Takes show or something.

Will I pull ALL of my hair out on this year’s family beach trip? Only time will tell!

I describe and show what it was like to be a liberal/anti Iraq War/anti-Bush Administration person in a long lost time, the decade of the 2000’s.

Mostly not about the new Superman movie, but at some point I give my review of the new Superman movie.

This series of episodes is meant to mimic the old radio dramas, using a modern cartoon.

Me and 2 friends form a The Streets Fan Club.

I and then later 2 other people speculate about why these douchebags walked out of The Lord of the Rings, the movie, about 20 years ago.

I reminisce about the summer of 1998 and I talk about a weird OCD trait that most people have.

My se va trip for 2025

Cheech and Chong have a movie in the theaters right now. Go see it… or else.

I went to Williamsburg again for a week

My 2025 week long stay in Williamsburg, Virginia.

I do a test to see what language I know the 2nd most, 3rd most, etc.

I read fictional writing I created in 2019, going in blind. (I didn’t check it out before recording it.)

I continue to share some fictional writing I did between 2010-2019.

I start to describe an office war that I was involved in a half score ago.

Random samplings of stories I started in the last decade.

This is a random sample of some stories that I started during the 10’s.

I give the name of a book I just published and I do a few readings of other books I’ve started.

Finally, the end of this series!

90’s techno mortal combat music

I continue to look for a specific spot, which is a huge part of who I am as a person.

No end to this series in sight

After school special time! A very important rant from the great prophet, Colin Quinn.

This series doesn’t end

I walk around a canal in Maryland

Old timey music

The tip of the tip of the iceberg about the horrors of working for door dash.