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Mr Badger Talks to Utter Scum

by Ian Gleave

A social experiment where random people attempt to educate Mr Badger in various subjects and hopefully sort his life out.

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Episodes

  1. Ep. 121 - Philosophy / Chris Yates

    What is a podcast? Should a podcast exist? Can a podcast cause diarrhea? All of these philosophical questions will be answered as Worcestershire comedian Chris Yates gets shouted at by a confused badger-man.

  2. Ep. 120 - Royal Navy / Nick Cheng

    The Village People famously sang about life "In The Navy"... but what was life like for a gay man who was actually in the navy? Join Mr Badger as he chats to LongHu (Nick Cheng) about the ups, downs and mental health blips that changed his career and his life.

  3. Ep.119 - Comics / Seán Begley

    Hello, virgins. Please enjoy Mr Badger's newest guest (Seán Begley) as he discusses his love of Comic Books and their rather sudden explosion into popular culture. Mr B even gets him to swear twice. LINKS: https://x.com/seanbeglycomedy https://www.facebook.com/seanbegleycomedy...

  4. Ep.118 - Trans / Josh Reynolds

    Mr Badger talks to comedian Josh Reynolds about what it's like to decide to transition into Chloe in this hour long, genuinely eye-opening special. Obviously, Mr B is horrendous as ever.

  5. Ep.117 - Social Media / Rachel Longmore

    I can't believe it's taken Mr Badger 4 whole seasons to learn what TikTok is. Probably for the best really. Rachel Longmore, endangering the future of millions via education.

  6. Ep.116 - Powerlifting / Amelia Rose

    Mr Badger is joined by one of the UK's top female powerlifters (Amelia Rose) and almost immediately ends up signing his own death warrant.

  7. Ep.115 - Cider / Timmy Tango

    Have you ever wondered why the cider you drink on the park whilst shouting at pensioners and pissing yourself tastes so bad? Mr Badger talks to Masham Cider Press' Timmy Tango about how to make natural, healthy cider and why drinking pear cider can lead to visit from the 'Perry Fairy'....

  8. Ep.114 - Children’s Entertainment / Toby Ford

    Professional children's entertainer Toby Ford tries to help Mr Badger understand where he keeps going wrong this week as he gives him helpful tips on what not to do if he wants to carry on doing children. Sorry - *doing children's birthday parties.

  9. Ep.112 - Fruit / Lin Smith

    After the last, quite serious episode, Mr Badger is back on the crazy train with the absolutely wonderful but scarily fruit-obsessed Lin Smith as she teaches him about the wonderful world of fruit that isn't fruit.

  10. Ep.113 - George Coppen / Dwarves

    Join a rather subdued Mr Badger as he talks to George Coppen about acting roles being removed from the dwarf community and other topics, such as his mother's vagina. George has starred in Netflix's The Witcher, The School for Good & Evil and Disney's Willow series amongst many other films and...

  11. Ep.111 - Thomas Pain / Nick Byard

    Mr Badger is BACK! A 4th season has arisen and his first guest is the wonderful Nick Byard of Mates Rates Comedy, trying to teach Mr B how to pickle a dick and why it's a good thing to load corpses into barrels. Catch Nick performing comedy around the UK and follow @byardnick / @matesratescomedy…

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  12. Ep.110 - ’Ricky Balshaw’ - Ricky Balshaw

    The most disgustingly vein comedian o the UK scene right now decided to do a 30 minute podcast about how great he is and showed off his Beijing 2008 paralympic silver medal. #paralympics #dressage #rickybalshaw #equestrian #comedian #comedy #funny #podcast #fordecosport #mrbadger #scum

  13. Ep.109 - Rodents / Leo Kearse

    Ever wanted to know how Ghenghis Khan stayed safe at night? Well luckily you for you, GB News funnyman Leo Kearse is at hand to explain. Big shout out to his best friend in comedy, Ben Van Der Velde. #rodent #rodents #funny

  14. Ep.108 - Violence in Comedy / Nathan Parish

    After the incidents featuring #WillSmith and #DaveChappelle, Mr Badger and Nathan Parish decide to have a chat about what can be done to stop all this sexy fighting.

  15. Ep.107 - Rob Mulholland / Vegetarians

    This is actually quite informative for a change. Mr Badger is educated on the joys of not getting gout by Rob Mulholland.

  16. Ep.106 - Lawyering / Bobby Bobski

    I mean, it's quite obviously Tommy Tomski in a bad wig. also, there is no such thing as 'Lawyering'. Mr Badger is an idiot.

  17. Ep.105 - Cancel Culture / Mark Hughes

    This pure clickbait title actually devolves into both Canada's Mark Hughes and Middle Earth's Mr Badger both trying their hardest to actually get themselves cancelled. Not for the easily offended.

  18. Ep.104 - The Osmonds / Dave Dinsdale

    #WillSmith special! Be prepared to #ChrisRock with laughter as Dave Dinsdale puts in an #Oscar winning performance, pretending he isn't actually scared of getting #slapped by #MrBadger. That was all obvious clickbait. This is about #TheOsmonds.

  19. Ep.103 - Jordan Ducharme / Gaming

    We're back for a third and possibly final season - still absolutely zero growth as a podcast - with our new best friend Jordan Ducharme of the Game Of Your Life podcast. In this episode, Mr B gets confused on the subject matter and teaches Jordan about Michael Barrymore, Phillip Schofield and...

  20. Ep.102 - Best of 2021 + Mr Badger’s question time.mp3

    What it said on the tin - although probably the opposite. This contains some of the worst stuff ever to fall out of Mr Badger's mouth and in some cases, his guests' mouths too. Please share this with your friends and rate the podcast wherever you can. Follow Mr Badger on Facebook and send any...

  21. The End?

    2022 has been a funny year. it's given people time to reassess and review what is and isn't working in their lives. Sadly for Mr Badger - it's this podcast. His live performances are still storming venues across the country but the podcast has stalled somewhat and unless we can get it to pick up,...

  22. Ep.101 - Tommy Tomski / Blacklists

    A podcast about blacklists and cancellation by an ex addict and a potential nonce.

  23. Ep.100 - Luke McDonnell & Jon Pearson / Online Gaming

    A live, 100th episode special as Mr B chats to Luke McDonnell and Jon Pearson about online gaming. Stay tuned for murder sprees, infant deaths, autophilia and other weird stuff. Check out: https://www.facebook.com/officialmrbadger/ https://www.facebook.com/JonPearsonComedy...

  24. Ep.99 - Mark Nicholas / Autism

    Mr Badger finds out he's autistic.

  25. Ep.98 - Howard Walker / Climate Change

    In an absolute first on MBTTUS, old Badger boy manages to teach a guest a few actual facts regarding their specialist subject. The end is nigh.

  26. Ep.97 - Nathan Parish / Astrophysics

    Have you ever wondered what you're made of and how you came to be? If you're Mr Badger then you know it involved a dinghy and a group of immigrants. New comedian Nathan Parish does his best to prove otherwise. Catch him here at...

  27. Ep.96 - Steve Harris / U.F.Os

    What happens when you slip a TV comedian some strong painkillers and get him to talk to a mentally unstable 65 year old badger man? you talk about U.F.Os, obviously. Catch Steve every week at ROFL in Preston.

  28. Ep.95 - Dan Baines / Shoes

    I mean, it's not really an exciting subject is it? You can't really offend anybody with trainer talk? Well, it turn out you can and for once, it's not Mr Badger trying to upset people. To follow Dan on his quest for more shoes, follow him on https://instagram.com/danbaines10?utm_medium=copy_link...

  29. Ep.94 - Big Lou / Billionaires In Space

    Ever thought about chartering your own private flight into space? No? Good - because Lou would probably want to punch you

  30. Ep.93 - Stephanie Laing / Chesney Hawkes

    This month's episode focuses on stalking and what can happen if you stalk a popstar for 25 years and sneak into his dressing room.

  31. Ep.92 - Jonny Brook / Disability

    Mr Badger invites Jonny Brook on to his podcast to discuss the delicate matter that is being disabled. That and super powers. #disabled #disability #handicapped #spastic #badger #spacejam2

  32. Damon Conlan and Mr Badger play No More Jockeys

    This month sees Mr Badger deviate from the path somewhat by meeting up with his good friend Damon Conlan to play a game. His channel - https://youtube.com/user/damonconlan - will feature that game. Here are some the outtakes x

  33. Ep.91 - Ian Peskett - Rehab.mp3

    What happens when you invite a guest on for an honest and frank discussion about heroin addiction and recovery? Mr Badger talks about wanking.

  34. Ep.90 - Hannah Weetman / Black Holes

    Have you ever wondered what a black hole is? Does it all seem a bit too much like hard brain science stuff? What about orange holes or night growths? Hannah Weetman explains all to Mr Badger.

  35. Ep.89 - Trish Dunn & Clem / Make America Great Again

    When a "right wing racist" meets an actual right wing racist. And homophobe. MAGA.

  36. Ep.88 - Quinton Richardson / How To Be Woke

    Have you ever wanted to be woke? No? I know. Sadly, Quinton Righteousness is here though and he's adamant we learn. He's not Adam Ant.

  37. Ep.87 - Rob Coleman / Ocean Rowing

    Have you ever wanted to hear a man talk about how he crossed the sea on a kayak? No? Well nor did Mr Badger.

  38. Ep.86 - Phil Carr / Inline Skating

    Phil Carr is back again, teaching Mr Badger how to lose friends and alienate people via the gift of inline skating.

  39. Ep. 85 - Tom Short / Vaccination

    Tom is back for a third time to teach Mr Badger the TRUTH about vaccinations. Expect mentions of Bill Gates, nanobots and dead children.

  40. Ep. 84 - Luke Wright / Kung Fu

    Mr Badger is joined by world renowned Kung Fu expert and liar Luke Wright to talk about his year in China, showing his genitals to strangers and why it's ok to defecate in a hospital bin.

  41. Ep. 83 - Mircalla Mason / Think Yourself Fit

    He's back! Season 3 kicks off with some helpful dieting advice and romance for Valentines Day courtesy of Mircalla Mason.

  42. Ep. 82 - The Best Of 2020

    Mr Badger listened back to his podcasts from 2020 and selected the 'best bits' by recording them on his tape player. He's not great with technology.

  43. Ep. 81 - Charles Darwin's A Christmas with Carol Decker

    What happens when you take 7 comedians, refuse to give them scripts and then record a play LIVE??? This load of crap happens.

  44. Ep. 80 - Chris Oxenbury / Animation

    Mr Badger talks to the son of the woman that released Covid-19.

  45. Ep. 79 - Sam Serrano / Gender Neutral

    Sam is back to talk to Mr B because he respects him as a person and definitely not because he's trying to plug his new podcast, Toxic Femininity. https://youtu.be/JC7-nwy60pc

  46. Ep. 78 - Rob Mulholland / Drugs

    Rob has a new special out called "Back On The Grass" next Sunday, so he's come to talk to Mr Badger about drugs, school dinners and the best way to successfully pin a child down.

  47. Ep. 77 - Donna Scott / Poetry

    West Midlands wordsmith Donna (Barry) Scott, shows Mr B how to make words rhyme a lot. Although it soon turns into a world of things on which she'll pass, like taking dick or Gogglebox or maybe eating ass.

  48. Ep. 76 - Tom Short / Covid Conspiracy

    Back once again with the Pizzagate pastor - Tom Short - as he tells Mr Badger the TRUTH about "the virus" and why defecating into a bucket is a good idea.

  49. Ep. 75 - Mike Yanek / Bulgaria

    We can only apologise for this one. Mr Badger genuinely thought he was talking to #Borat and usually isn't this racist.

  50. Ep. 74 - Satan / Halloween

    Trick or TB? Mr Badger is joined by none other than the Lord of all evil himself, Satan. Settle down with a nice glass of pig milk as Lucifer's attempts to teach Mr B about Halloween get scrambled with talks about trains, cheese and dead pandas.

About this show

A social experiment where random people attempt to educate Mr Badger in various subjects and hopefully sort his life out.

Hosted by

Ian Gleave

Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does Mr Badger Talks to Utter Scum have?

Mr Badger Talks to Utter Scum has 100 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on December 10, 2023.

What is Mr Badger Talks to Utter Scum about?

A social experiment where random people attempt to educate Mr Badger in various subjects and hopefully sort his life out.

How often does Mr Badger Talks to Utter Scum release new episodes?

Mr Badger Talks to Utter Scum publishes every two weeks, based on its 100 episodes since July 2019.

Who hosts Mr Badger Talks to Utter Scum?

Mr Badger Talks to Utter Scum is created and hosted by Ian Gleave.
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