Ms Crystal's Podcast Program

Today on MCPP, we honor all the moms out there and celebrate National Foam Roller Day, Crystal reminisces about carrying suitcases, takes some voicemails, and we Figure out the Figurine. Get 25% off Cowboy Colostrum with code MCP at ⁠http://cowboycolostrum.com/mcp⁠ Find me: 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a  📦 Storage IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to episode 40! I'm so grateful you listen and watch! 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Crystal is so excited to have her new friend, Gage Briney, on the pod. This whole episode is filled with laughter, love, and life! We are truly livin', lovin', and laughin'. Follow Gage Follow Producer Ayden 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's 4/20! Time to celebrate. This week, Ms. Crystal brings up the 10 commandments again. She is obviously obsessed, but can never remember all of them. Crystal adds a new segment, listens to some voicemails, and listens to Steve's song one too many times. Sound off in the comments if you like Jello! This episode is sponsored by Quince Upgrade your bed with Quince. For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.quince.com/MCP Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Crystal's Crystals! We have a special episode for you today. I know y'all have been waiting for this episode, so here ya go! Thanks for being here. Get tickets for Tammy's Tour: Tickets Follow Producer Ayden 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the Easter episode! Ms. Crystal starts the episode off with a history lesson of Easter, Jesus, and bunnies. Ms. Crystal digs into your emails, showcases a special Easter figurine, and listens to several voicemails. She wrap things up with a cute Creation of the Week (an Easter-themed tissue box cover), and shoutouts to this week's Crystal's Crystals. Thanks for being here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 35 starts with a surprise twist that quickly turns silly as Ms. Crystal dives into the “big lies” we tell kids like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and all the holiday magic. Is it harmless fun or just funny little fibs? 😂 Help Crystal "Figure out the Figurine" with a cute Precious Moments figurine. Also, Steve surprised us with a new version of our favorite song. Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon Ebay Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 34 with Fiona Cauley is getting Ms. Crystal Ramped Up :) We go from wheelchair ogres and anti-step propaganda, Meta glasses, and somehow end up at buttholes.com… plus pigs sh*tting their pants. If you've never seen Fiona, you'll understand why Ms. Crystal dubbed her "Nashville's Sweetheart". Leave a 🎉 if you're watching. Follow Fiona Follow Producer Ayden 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Crystal got y'all feeling green today! She has another fun-filled show for you. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Monday! Ms. Crystal has a packed episode for you today! Thanks for being here. Call in the pod: 615-200-7193 Email Ms. Crystal @ [email protected] Got Mail for Ms. Crystal? P.O.Box 999 Joelton, TN 37080 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's episode 30! Ms. Crystal gives the low down on Feb 23rd, figures out an old and crusty figurine, and ends it with a pragmatic creation of the week. See you on the cruise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I hope you get a lot of love today. <3 📱 Follow me on IG: 👚 Merch: ✍🏼 Facebook: 🌸 MCPP IG: 🫶🏼Patreon: https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode was meant for Feb 2nd, but I got caught in the ice storm with no power for 9 days! So here we are. Just pretend it's Groundhog Day. https://tinyurl.com/libbiesebay 📱 Follow me on IG: 👚 Merch: ✍🏼 Facebook: 🌸 MCPP IG: 🫶🏼Patreon: https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sorry for the late upload. Still don't have power at home. :) Love y'all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy National Popcorn Day! It's Ms. Crystal’s Podcast Program, and frankly, she can't believe we are on episode 26. Today, Crystal has to figure out a cat figurine. Unfortunately, this figurine's value has depreciated because Crystal took a fall and landed on top of her antiques. Crystal then bravely examines the lyrics of Nickelback's "Next Contestant" and discovers it's not about a contestant on a game show at all. Thanks for being here. Love y'all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, hello there, dear Crystals! It’s your friend, Ms. Crystal, and oh my stars, do I have a treat for you today. I’m simply tickled pink to introduce my very first doctor on the show — the distinguished Dr. Tate. 💕 Now, he’s a breast milk researcher — yes, you heard me right, breast milk! Don’t blush, sugar, it’s all very scientific… mostly. Anyway, Dr. Tate and I get ourselves into quite the hullabaloo trying to figure out a little figurine mystery, and we listen to some downright wild voicemails that had me clutching my pearls. 📞😅 Follow Dr. Tate AKA Lee Kimbrell & Absolutelee Show 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to MCPP! Crystal hits you with some facts straight away, has a super cute figurine to figure out, and listens to a ton of voicemails. Thanks for being here. 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon Got mail? PO Box 999 Joelton, TN 37080 https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year, friends. This week, Ms. Crystal shares some historical facts with you, a figurine given to her by a fan, and a very creative Creation of the week and names her Crystal's of the Week. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our first Christmas season together! What a special time it is. Crystal starts off strong with some holiday-themed chit-chat, has a new cute figurine, and shows an upcycled creation of the week. Hope your holiday is cozy as heck. 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It may be getting cold outside, but Ms. Crystal is here to warm your heart and loins. She discusses several important historical dates, asks you to help her figure out a figurine, and names the Crystal's Crystals of the week. As always, thank you for watching, listening, and commenting. Crystal appreciates you! Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this twentieth episode of Ms. Crystal's Podcast Program, Crystal is joined by Dave Gunther. Yes, THE Dave Gunther from Trailer Tales. Dave helps Ms. Crystal Figure out The Figurine, ticks her off by farting in her nice chair, and they listen to some voicemails together. Follow our friend Dave Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at MCPP! We are excited to spend our first Thanksgiving together. Crystal gives a brief history lesson on the history of the Pilgrims and Native Americans, reminisces on some activities she did in her younger days, and figures out a Thanksgiving figurine.Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. Got Mail? P.O.Box 999 Joelton, TN 37080 https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heck yeah, it's December, baby! Get your favorite afghan and a cup of tea, and let Ms. Crystal entertain you for the next hour. She preaches about parents lying to their kids, has a fresh holiday figurine, and of course, takes some viewer voicemails. Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. Mail? P.O.Box 999 Joelton, TN 37080 https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ 📱 Follow me on IG: 👚 Merch: ✍🏼 Facebook: 🌸 MCPP IG: 🫶🏼Patreon: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this 17th episode, Ms. Crystal gives Safe-T-Man a fresh new wig (whether he asked for it or not), names her Scottish Hunk of the Week, and tries to figure out why a cat figuring has such big eyes.  She also sorts through another batch of unpredictable voicemails, and wraps up by showing off her latest creation.  Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. Find him! Follow the Podcast's Instagram Leave a message for Ms. Crystal 615-200-7193 Got Mail for Ms. Crystal? P.O.Box 999 Joelton, TN 37080 Find Libbie: 📱 Follow on Instagram 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP Facebook Group 🫶🏼Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi there, it's your pal, Ms Crystal, and I am so excited to announce that I am now part of the All Things Comedy Network! Watch on Spotify Premium & YouTube or listen on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finally, Ms. Crystal has Gem on the pod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Crystal is on one this week! She is bringing awareness to Elderly People Turn Around time, rants about Margerie at the Creme Shack, has an exciting Figuring out the Figure, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the Halloween Episode! Ms. Crystal has a spooky Hunk of the Week, a spooky Halloween figurine, and plenty of voicemails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My good friend Harry joins me to discuss everything from the Rapture to guilty pleasures. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast: Crystal thinks about different jobs she'd like to have, announces Crystal's Crystals, takes some wild calls, and showcases a bear figurine. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z Voicemail: 615-200-7193 https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Snail Mail: P.O. Box 999 Joelton, TN 37080 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Ms. Crystal as she figures out TWO figurines, dives into another song analysis you didn't know you needed, and sifts through a fresh batch of voicemails. Oh! And meet our new cohost, Skeletal Crystal! Come see Crystal, Tammy, and Dave live in Nashville on Nov 4th at Zanies Comedy club. Tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tammy's friend Svetlana joins Ms. Crystal for the first time! They cover Russian accents, favorite Bible Stories, herpes, and many other exciting topics. (This is not an AI description, promise). Please follow Svetlana https://www.tinadybal.com/ 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎙️ This Week on the Program: My cousin-in-law, Darryl, joins me. In this episode, we're discussing everything from Crystal's decision to never move out to the strange occurrences with motion detectors and robot doctor calls. Plus, Darryl's may never come back, there's a voicemail segment, and we discuss everything from floating the Rio Grande to the fate of JC Penney. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z Call Crystal and leave a message 615-200-7193 https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Crystal hates horns!! 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Crystal went segment crazy today! 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanks for being here! 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My first guest is one of my favorite people, Kyler Finney. He's a hilarious comic and a hard-working guy. We cover topics like big clothes, small toilets, and fat doctors. Follow Kyler on IG: https://tinyurl.com/5chhpa3b Tickets to Show N Tell 9/3/25 https://tinyurl.com/54nrsput 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Crystal gets heated about mobility scooters, shows her first creation, and goes off on many tangents. Thanks for being here. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Follow the hunk of the week here: https://tinyurl.com/56bafjj8 Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We did it! We are back with a second episode of MCPP! Crystal has a fun-filled 50 minutes for you today. Who will be the hunk of the week? What will the Creation be for this week? Tune in to find out. Crystal's Creations 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 📦 Storage IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thank you for tuning into Ms. Crystal's new podcast! She shares a figurine, showcases a new creation, and goes off on several tangents. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 📦 MCPP's IG https://tinyurl.com/44zfn5jn 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices