Multiple Personalities

28. The Etiquette Show

Release Date: 10/4/2021

Duration: 54 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: Etiquette is not a subject to be taken lightly. Where should you park? What urinal should you use? Should bicyclists use the sidewalk when there is a bike lane available? In this episode, we answer these important questions and more. Join us and come on an adventure into the minds of four idiots who have nothing better to do but argue about unwritten societal rules.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

27. The Snack Show

Release Date: 9/22/2021

Duration: 69 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: What makes a food a snack? What is a good snack food? Why does one snack smile back? Is Craig a snacc? Is Lauren an old-timey witch? Join us as we answer all of these questions and more in this week's crunchy, chewy, cheesy, food-filled episode. Bone apple teeth.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

26. The Toy Show

Release Date: 8/17/2021

Duration: 71 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: This week, we are going away from adult discussions and talking about toys. We are focusing on toys that are dangerous and cause more damage than fun. We learn that there is not much of an inspection process prior for toys being distributed for retail. From items that contain radiation to items that contain illicit drugs, you will hear about them all. Finally, we provide a very brief glimpse into the 2020/2021 Summer Olympics.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

25. The Spirit Airlines Show

Release Date: 8/11/2021

Duration: 84 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: In this week's show, we hear the story of how a man's weekend getaway became a trip that would never end. We celebrate Bernnie for being an all American hero two weeks in a row. Then we take a deep dive into torture devices and allow you to decide how much pain you can take. Finally, a surprise guest makes an unannounced appearance on the show.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

24. The Second Florida Man Show

Release Date: 8/1/2021

Duration: 56 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: This week, we are back in Florida and have dug up some more stories about the infamous Florida man. We answer questions like: How many syringes can you store in your butt? Can you steal a full rack of ribs by shoving them down your pants? And, how many days do you stay trapped in a unlocked closet before you call the police for help? Come find the answers and ensure you keep plenty of grapefruit in the kitchen.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

23. The Muffler Man Show

Release Date: 7/25/2021

Duration: 59 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: Do you know the Muffler Man? This week, we provide a quick update from last week's show and then dive into a glorious machine, Lauren provides insight into her strange vacation, we discuss alternative medicines and some wackadoodle remedies people have used to treat illnesses. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

22. The Second Disney Show

Release Date: 7/18/2021

Duration: 63 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: We are returning to Mickey's Village of the Damned after a very long, sad, and unnecessary break. This episode features an in-depth discussion about the people we hate the most, we take a deep dive into the origins of breakfast. We are glad to be back, we have missed being on a semi-regular recording schedule, and we are working really hard to get back to normal (kind of) to bring you the terrible content you deserve.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

21. The 2020 Ig Nobel Prize Show

Release Date: 5/30/2021

Duration: 62 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: The whole gang is here and the discussion focuses on the 2020 Ig Nobel Prizes. Join us on our wild ride as we learn about some unique prizes for "achievement" in science and humanity. Bernnie opts for a hilarious Reddit post of the week in lieu of a post from Twitter and Peter makes a rare appearance to provide a fun fact. You don't want this smoke!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

20. The Karen Show

Release Date: 5/28/2021

Duration: 57 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: After another hiatus, we bring you The Karen Show, where we share personal stories of times we may or may not have been Karens. Most of the show contains Bernnie complaining a lot about Spectrum, but it is entertaining. We also provide some insight into Animal Crossing's biggest scumbag, Tom Nook.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

19. The Mandela Effect Show

Release Date: 5/3/2021

Duration: 59 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: The entire panel is back this week with all the information you need to know about the Mandela Effect. We provide answers to the questions you have all been asking; what is the Mandela Effect? What causes it? Most importantly, where the hell has Peter been?? Bernnie provides a tale of the people of Polk County, we bring you this week's word from Urban Dictionary, the Twitter Post of the Week, and Peter finally provides us with a fun fact, since it's still his job. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

18. The Pastafarianism Show

Release Date: 4/18/2021

Duration: 62 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: This week's show is all about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As we learn all about how he is "changing things with his noodly appendages", you are treated to all of the information you will need about living life as a Pastafarian, including the creation of the universe, Heaven and Hell, and the holidays that are celebrated. Additionally, we provide some insight into The Terrific Trio, as well as the Urban Dictionary Word of the Week and an adorable random fact. He boiled for your sins, Ra'men. Contact us with any comments or suggestions: Website: multiplepersonalitiespodcast.com Email: multiplepersonalities.pod@gmail.com

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

17. The Paganism Show

Release Date: 4/11/2021

Duration: 68 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: This week's show is a little different. It's just Bernnie and Craig and it was recorded in the same location (instead of the remote recordings all the others have been). That being said, we're back for the second week in a row following our break and bringing you the first episode discussing how a certain religious genre stole holidays from the Pagans. We also unveil our new religion that celebrates the holy figure The Kool-Aid Man, give you a new Urban Dictionary word for the week, and, as always, the Twitter Post of the Week and Fun Fact.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

16. The Easter Show

Release Date: 4/6/2021

Duration: 63 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: After some intentional and unintentional time away, we're back with a show about everyone's favorite creepy rabbit. Yes, we know Easter 2021 is already behind us, so, if it helps you sleep better, think of this as a super early show for Easter 2022. In this episode, we talk about some Easter traditions around the world, learn about Rule 34 (even though most of us already know about it), and get a little more understanding about carrots.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

15. The Florida Man Show

Release Date: 3/7/2021

Duration: 60 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: We're back with a thrilling new show! This week, we bring you the backwards people of Florida and share with you all of the craziness that takes place. We share the story of an innocent street artist and his harrowing tale of self defense, we finally find something that Bernnie is uncomfortable talking about, and we learn what is an acceptable form of ID. Peter brings you some fun facts about Florida and Bernnie shares his very interesting Twitter Post of the Week. So, do what the alligator says, touchdown Lakers.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

14. The Flat Earth Show

Release Date: 2/28/2021

Duration: 87 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: Finally, the show no one was waiting for: the flat Earth spectacular.  In our longest episode to date, we dive into the world of the flat Earth theory, Bernnie recounts the life and tragic loss of the legend "Mad" Mike Hughes, and one of the cast infiltrates the flat Earth forums to provide thought provoking information. Best of all, one of our favorite guests returns to provide much needed commentary. Put on your tin foil hats and watch out for the chemtrails. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

13. The Disney Show

Release Date: 2/21/2021

Duration: 62 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: We've made it to lucky number thirteen! We couldn't think of a better way to celebrate than providing insight into some of the worst people in the "World". This week, we take you down a rabbit hole and share some of our social media adventures from the annual passholder group of the "happiest" place on Earth. As usual, Bernnie provides a wonderful Twitter post of the week and reveals what is in store for our next episode. So strap in because this is a no holds barred show that will let you see just how bad a group of self-important people can truly be.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

12. The Valentine's Day Show

Release Date: 2/14/2021

Duration: 55 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: Happy made up holiday! This week we provide some great alternative gifts for that special someone in your life. We have a new installment of "Aging Gracefully with Bernnie", share some of the new and great pick-up lines fresh from Tinder, and give you a get a sneak peak into the next week's episode that will be provided by Bernnie. If you make it to the end, there is a new Twitter Post of the Week and Craig provides a great useless fact. Squeeze into your Fundies with that special someone and enjoy the show!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

11. Please Make it Stop!

Release Date: 2/7/2021

Duration: 58 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: We've made it to episode eleven! In this week's show, we discuss a myriad of topics that have been in the news. We try to make sense of how an anal swab is a proper way to test for COVID-19, we ask why a man was awarded $75,000 for his porn collection, and Craig tells a story of a man who found his true love (until he broke her). We finish with a car thief who is a good Samaritan, provide useless facts, and a new Twitter post of the week. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

10. The Australia Show

Release Date: 1/31/2021

Duration: 64 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: This week we have our second special guest who will share an important life lesson. Also, we bring you an all new top 10 list or something close to 10 we never really kept count, which should provide you with a lot of reasons not to visit Australia. Lauren makes the theme of the show very clear, while Bernnie provides some spot on product advertisement. Finally, if you make it to the end Peter will grace us with some not so prepared facts. So make sure you watch where you step and look up to ensure nothing is falling from the trees, and for the love of all that is holy, stay away from Australia.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

9. Would You Like to be my Neighbor?

Release Date: 1/24/2021

Duration: 58 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: Good 'morrow listeners. In this show, we explore the story of a dream home and the family that received ominous messages welcoming them to the neighborhood, we try to figure out how one man kidnapped 27 people and forced them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours, and we finish by providing a new segment that will be known as "Twitter Post of the Week". We hope you have brought the young blood we have requested and, as usual, we will provide the useless facts.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

8. Coming off the Cuff

Release Date: 1/17/2021

Duration: 56 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: This week we start off by discussing when alcohol is acceptable for consumption (hint: it always is). Next, we take a deeper dive into Bernnie's appendage obsession and some of the panel honors one of the most beloved shows of all time. We finish by proposing a new fundraiser for some of our more interesting ideas. Stick with us as we keep moving on up.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

7. Godspeed, Michael, you glorious bastard

Release Date: 1/10/2021

Duration: 51 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: Welcome to the post-apocalyptic year that is 2021! If you're still with us, you have survived, only to be disappointed yet again. This week, we learn about the dome over Mickey's Village of the Damned, Bernnie confesses his true feelings about Flat and Hollow- Earthers (he actually does prefer one over the other), we figure out the master plans of the lizard people from the Alpha Draconis system, and the show endst with a tribute to an American hero, "Mad" Mike Hughes. Make sure you wear your tin foil hat and enjoy.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

6. Top Ten Things You Didn't Know You Didn't Need

Release Date: 12/28/2020

Duration: 53 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: This week's episode is brought to you by Hochstadter's Slow & Low Rock & Rye Whiskey (according to Bernnie, not according to Hochstader's). This week, we explore the bowels of Wish.com, Bernnie introduces us to his alter ego "Backpack" (or, alternatively: "Kickstand"), we take a deep dive into the Soy Sauce People, and finally, the right Hon. Rev. Dr. Bernnie closes us out with a holiday sermon. Take a trip to your local whiskey establishment (which is next to the rug store), get yourself a bottle of Hochstadter's Slow & Low Rock & Rye, and enjoy.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

5. Do the Thing with the Thumbs

Release Date: 12/20/2020

Duration: 49 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: Welcome to Episode Five, sponsored by Uncle Pete's Homemade Gravy. This week, we have a guest who helps us discover Lauren's true feelings about everyone's favorite little green baby, try to figure out what Bernnie has been looking at on the internet, dive into the secret agendas of funeral homes and what might be hiding in their attics, and try to determine what the proper names for animal appendages should be. So make sure your contract is paid up to date, or you might get a visit from the "sales" team, sit back and enjoy. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

4. The Super Hero Showdown

Release Date: 12/11/2020

Duration: 40 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: In this episode, we talk about the finer points of board games that spread hate and discontent, we learn that one of us doesn't understand what is required to be a "super" hero, and we ensure that everyone knows how to properly put the toilet paper roll on. We also discuss important air travel tips in a new segment  known as "Aging Gracefully with Bernnie". The episode wraps up with an important PSA from a very important group of people who know the real truth about the world.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

3. The Fire Crotch Conundrum

Release Date: 12/6/2020

Duration: 42 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: We survived Thanksgiving and being visited by Krampus; we hope you did, too.  Grab your hammer and corkscrew so you can lobotomize yourself after we discuss macaroni and cheese, a hateful cousin of bees, more intel from the North Pole, and potential improvements to the Easter holiday. We also pay our respects to Harambe. Enjoy.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

2. The Thanksgiving Dinner Crisis

Release Date: 11/26/2020

Duration: 28 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: It's Thanksgiving and just when you thought it was safe to go to dinner. This week we learn that Green Bean Casserole is the absolute worst (edited by Craig), We find that one of our host might not understand exactly what promptly means and the term gravy now has a whole new definition. So get your plate of ravioli with gravy, cocktail shrimp and chalice of Kool Aid and listen to our Multiple Personalities.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

1. The North Pole Slave Trade

Release Date: 11/23/2020

Duration: 21 Mins

Authors: Multiple Personalities

Description: Welcome to the very first episode of Multiple Personalities. In this episode we dig deep into what is really going on in the North Pole, who Santa Claus really is, and we discuss the historical account of Buddy The Elf. Music credit: www.bensound.com

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No