PODCAST · sports
Muppets Droppin Mitts
by Hogthrob
A couple of Muppet Shark Fans, drink drinks, know nothing and talk hockey. Hosted by Hogthrob and Strangepork
Episodes
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Debating Coach Quinn: One mitt on, One mitt off!
Hogthrob and Strangepork are back in a quick episode to dive into the Sharks Coach. We debate the claims about coach Quinn and were really unsure who came out with the more compelling argument! All this and more on the latest episode of MDM!
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The Mike Griera: Free Agency Recap for the Sharks!
Hogthrob and Strangepork are back with a recap of all the Sharks moves in Free Agency! What is the minimum height requirement to be a Shark on Mike Grier's team? What are the (Doug) Weight Requirements?! The Brent Burns trade is the actual end of an era and closure that we needed. All this, some...
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Logo Battle Bracket 2022!
And we're back! Been a bit of Sharks news and more this week as Hogthrob and Strangepork battle out the logos for ultimate victory! Can anyone beat a literal star? Do the Kings own oil rights? All this and more on this week's ep! (/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\) (0:00) Intro (0:04) Passionless Player...
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Stalocked and Loaded for the Playoffs!
Oh Dear God. Hogthrob and Strangepork are back! Here to discuss the newest Sharks Alex Stalock! What does this mean for Reimer's return? Who thought this team actually had a chance against Vegas and this tough schedule? What does this team need? All this and more on this week's episode of MDM!
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Between the Shifts
Hogthrob and Strangepork are back! Sorry for the delay everybody, took us a while to process the Evander Kane news. **TRIGGER WARNING** We're gonna talk about Evander Kane the newest member of the Edmonton Oilers. All the nitty gritty and which claims he made are credible and which aren't. Plus…
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Crunchwraparound
Hogthrob and Strangepork are back! And off the Covid-protocol taxi squad! Is the timing of the Kane termination all centered around Hertl? Should the Sharks sell high on Meier? Will this team squeak into the playoffs and win a round? If the Sharks can convince Hertl to stay, how long is too long…
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Bow-nino
Hogthrob and Strangepork get back into the full swing of things! We lost an episode, so we did a quick recap-covery thing to get us back on track! Hogthrob is a little sick still, so excuse the cold-brain! (0:00) Intro (0:33) Drinks and Reimer (1:56) Coyotes game, all the goals (2:50) Bow-nino…
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Wing & A Prayer
Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss Kevin Labanc's injury and expectations, the Sharks standing as a (playoff???) team and good ol EK9! What kind of winger will perform breast on the Sharks? RIP My-Cooch-Dahl line And more! All this on this weeks debauched episode of MDM!
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This Season Top Sharks
Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the Sharks recent wins, how DW can avoid the cough-in and more bulls&*@t from Evander Kane! *Trigger Warning* LITERALLY. Kan-ey's got a gun! (link to the press conference:...
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Winnesota?
Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss some NHL news and the Sharks recent skid. Has the Sharkuderie gone stale and sweaty? Is the hope for #tankthewrightway alive? Will DW do the impossible and keep Hertl if the Sharks keep losing? All this and more on this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts
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Shark Ryzen 3300x!
Hogthrob and Strangepork are back! All now hot takes! Is #teamtank alive? Why are the Sharkkuda so good?
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3 and 2!
*Trigger Warning* Who are we kidding, if you're here you're already in the depths of the gutter. But in this episode we talk about the Jenner & Block Report and how the sexual assault of Kyle Beach by Brad Aldrich. Specifically we delve into how this relates to the San Jose Sharks and their...
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Season 3! Sharks Can Hockey?!
Hogthrob and Strangepork Dropping a new ep with a new intro! Sharky bois are 2-0?!!?! Jasper Weatherby blows up in his first game! Shoutout to the Oregon Hockey Player! How does Strangepork remember his #? When will we know this Sharks team is for real? Why are they so good now? All this and more...
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Truly Real Shark Talk
Hogthrob and Strangepork reconvene to discuss old news and the Hope-O-Meter of this team! (0:09) Intro and Excuses (2:19) What are we doing again?! (2:52) Real or Not Real Game (4:20) [all planned] Vaccinander Kane (7:05) Kanespiracy theory (12:05) Eklunderful news! (19:28) How young is too young...
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Chekhovichuary
Hogthrob and Strangepork breakdown the latest news with some order and restraint! Does the latest news Torpedoe the Sharks hopes for the playoffs?! (0:09) Intro & Victory Whiskey (2:16) Restr-kaning Order (4:33) Chekhovich Buyout (13:50) Thornton & Marleau Path of Glory (25:05) MTL and Offer…
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Problem Children
Hogthrob and Strangepork are BACK from outer space! *TRIGGER WARNING* Evander Kane is in the news again! Honestly if you're listening to us muppets at this point, you know how this will go! (0:07) Intro & Tequila Thoughts (1:16) Prospect Scrimmage Coverage (5:55) Acknowledgement of our failures...
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Here I am! Drop me like a Hurri-Kane!
Hoghtrob and Strangepork dive into the Evander Kane news, as well as which Sharks players will be the most Hairodynamic this upcoming season. Will Adin Hill's contract arbitration be totes fine? (0:01:04) What will the Sharks do with Kane if he's fount to be innocent of the gambling allegations?...
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Draft Day Shark Shots!
Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss all the new rumo-SHARKS DRAFTED WILLIAM EKLUND OMFG!!!! Hogthrob and Strangepork also discuss the moves by Detroit, and how they reflect on the Adin Hill trade. Current and future trade rumors, as well as some fleeting thoughts on the sharks other players that got...
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Technically a Goalie
The sharks got Adin Hill from their Central Division rival the Desert Dogs!!! Why didn't they get a hill that was a bit quieter? Why is he worth the price of a 2nd round pick? What does this mean for the upcoming season and the new-look Pacific Division teams? Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss all...
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Saving Sharkface
Hogthrob and Strangepork are back with an all new episode (recorded on 7/11/21) What does it all mean for the Sharks? Who will they protect from the North Squids? What will the Sharks position in the division be? Should the Sharks look to trade players teams actualy want? All this and more in…
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Bratt Pitts & Draft Picks
Hogthrob and Strangepork weigh in on the Sharks Draft Lottery results! Who should they look to take? Shoutout to Jumbo-Joe getting eliminated! What sort of crazy trades should the team explore? Should the Sharks look to change coaching staff? All this and more on this long and saucy episode of...
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Merkley Waters full of Barracuda
Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the 'development' of Ryan Merkely and other sharks defensive prospects. Who should the sharks draft if they win the lottery? Who should they draft if they stay at 7 or 8? How right is the logo battle bracket?! All this and more on this weeks episode of Muppets...
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Logo Battle Bracket!
Hogthrob and Strangepork predict the playoffs based entirely off of the logos fighting! Which weather event/natural disaster will win?! Also what is wrong with the sharks exit interviews? What does it mean for next season?!
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Hot Ham Handy!
Hogthrob and Strangepork talk about the merciful end to this season! What are these pigs' hot takes? Who should start in goal for the last game?! WHY IS JACK EICHEL NOT ALREADY ON THE SHARKS?!?
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And now we're back! From outer space!
We're back! Sorry for the delay ya'll! Strangepork has been Cray-bizzay! We talk Sharks, why they lose, what big moves Doug Wilson has in store for the offseason, and why he should be canned! All this and more in the latest episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts!
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Sharks Deadline: Muppets Dropping Moments!
Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the Sharks helping out the Golden Knights, Make fun of new prospects names, consume the worst martini in history and more! What trades were Hogthrob and Strangepork looking forward to? What is yet to come?! WHY IS THIS MARTINI SO BAD?!!
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Kings Series
Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the Kings series, the sharks future and the rehab of Martin Jones! Is this talk of playoff spots for real? Or is Hogthrob right and it's 2014-15 all over again?
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Shark Tank or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tank!
Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the series against the Sharks greatest rival: the Arizona Coyotes! Recapping the series, what the future of this team should look like, and what the right way to tank should be! Also there's a unique Mitt Fling (not even a drop at this point!) All this and more on...
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A Fine Day for Bobby Bougcher!
Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the recent fines imposed against the coaching staff, the play of Jones, Patrick Marleau's faceoff antics and more on this short ramble into the depths of what ails this team that can't seem to fin-ish!
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The Bullsh$%@ That is Their Teamplay
Hogthrob and Strangepork Discuss the Sharks losses to Vegas, what this month will mean for the big picture, and what R&B classic best represents the sharks playoff chances! All this and more on this action packed episode of MDM!
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Help Me Honda Help-Help me Honda! Get out of the basement!
Hogthrob and Strangepork return to recap the takeaways from the Colorado and Vegas Series. This is the toughest month for them sharky bois. Is all hope lost? Is turning the corner even worth it? Was losing the Jolly Ginger the biggest mistake that is costing this team? Probably yes! all this and...
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Season 2! What Did We Expect?!
Sorry this one is so late! We get off to the start of our second season about the same time the Sharks did! Very late and riddled with excuses! Hogthrob and Strangepork consider what is great and terrible about the Sharks, what type of player they need and who is ultimately to blame! All this and...
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Cow Palace
Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss some news to hit Santa Clara county, the best topping for cinnamon rolls and why we are all grateful to be sharks fans!
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Bobby Bougcher! (u/iggyfenton, 2020, Reddit.com/r/sanjosesharks)
Coaching Staff! Hoghtrob and Strangepork discuss what Rocky Thompson will do for the sharks. Random parousings and drunken babble on other topics like, the Water Boy, retro reverse jerseys why the 2021 sharkys are not the 2016 sharky boyz and more on this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! All...
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Goaltandem
Hogthrob and Strangepork talk goalies! What to expect from the sharks goalie tandem, what makes Jones any good? Will Dubnyk seize the starting role or get moved at the deadline? All this and more on the latest episode of MDM
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D picture Vs. D Reality
What should we expect from the Sharks D this season? Is there reason to hope? Where does Ryan Merkely fit into the pairings? Hogthrob and Strangepork take a long hard look at that D and come away with new feelings!
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Roll 4 Swines!
What would Head Coach Strangepork choose for her lineup? What sharks players are going to be on the 4th line? WHY is there a Marleau on the team?! Hogthrob and Strangepork dive into some lineup mockups and what the forward depth looks like, while totally forgetting about like half of the sharks...
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Dub! Dub-Mask! Dub-Mask Mein Hai!
Is it time to turn over a new leaf? What does Jumbo leaving mean for the Sharks? What will Boughner do with the sharks this year? Does Marleau signing mean this is a retred of last season? What key indicators will tell us whether or not this next season's Sharks will be any good? Hogthrob and...
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Da Fence Men
How do you evaluate D-men? By looking at how well they build De Fence! Hogthrob and Strangepork take another deep dive at the fresh faces of the sharks. This time the stupid analogy is with a fence! What sharks prospect defencemen would qualify to work on our fictional company Da Fence Men LLC.?...
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Rookie Roulette
Hogthrob and Strangepork break down the sharks rookies and prospects for this past season. How you ask? By asking if we want S'more of these players or to (Pete De) Bork Bork Bork them! Stats are boring, and we're all cooped up thinking about the outside times. So we needed a S'more metaphor. The...
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Innofin or Gillty
Time to review the Sharks season! Which Mitt Drop was deserving? What sharks quarantine house would be the best? Hogthrob and Strangepork evaluate the stats vs the feels all while getting progressively more maudlin!
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The Bidet Has Dawned
What would Bob Boughner order the Sharks to do as a self quarantine workout routine? How much toilet paper can pro players afford? Which shark plays what video game?! All this and more on this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts.
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The Quarantine Cup
So howbout that hockey? Totally am not lost without it! Hoghtrob and Strangepork discuss what the playoff format should look like. What this means for Marleau and other good stuff while being cooped up!
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Hypethrob
This episode we tackle the real issues facing the sharks. What kind of roommate is Joe Thornton? Which goal song is the best? What video game goal songs should teams have? Hogthrob and Strangepork Discuss!
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Patty Pen Squash
Hogthrob and Strangepork explore their passions in the latest episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! Who should you root for now that the Sharks are totally going nowhere? Which former Shark is on the most exciting and Shark fan friendly team? Why did we forget Barclay Goodrow? Why does Martin Jones...
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I Don't Want to be Marleau-nely No More!
Take a deep breath and blow the steam off of this Trade Deadline. What an active Deadline! Hogthrob and Strangepork go over what this means for the Sharks future. How good will the Davidson era play out? Why are Future Considerations the best trading chip the Sharks will ever have?
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Thumbthing to Dill-leavin!
Thumbs up or thumbs down on the Dillon Trade? What direction is this team going? What sort of identity do the sharks need going forward? What does trading away defensive defensemen mean for this team? Who am I? WHY AM I CRYING!?!?! Hogthrob and Strangepork compare apples to oranges while drinking...
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Milance Bass
The sharks face more Hertls this week as hogthrob and strangepork breakdown the flames games.
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Deadline Headline
We're back... and there's been hockey? Recorded this a while back and wanted to get this out there. What is the outlook for the trade deadline? What more do the hockey gods want in sacrifice? Who is left to drop mitts on? What are hockey babies born wearing??!?!?!? Hogthrob and Strangepork chomp...
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Return from Denversions!
We're Back! Strangepork returns from Denver! Recaps the Avs scouting report and we take a look at where the sharks are 20+ games in!
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