MusicBSharp

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MusicBSharp

A musician joking about music when he should be making it. With writer/musician/comedian Ellis Michaels.

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    49 Hilarious Drum Jokes That Only Drummers Will Understand

    Whether you’re a professional drummer, an absolute beginner, or just someone who loves drum humor, this video is packed with percussion-powered punchlines that totally pound. From rimshot-worthy one-liners to jokes about practicing the drums, tempo problems, drum solos, drum gear, classic drummer stereotypes, and more, this comedy video celebrates those unusual people we call drummers. If you’ve ever broken a stick and a drum head at the same time, lost a fight with your double-bass pedal, or been blamed for speeding up the band, these jokes are for you.Some of these drummer jokes I've heard over the years and some of them I made up myself. But all of these jokes about the drums and the oddballs who play them are guaranteed to be a hit - or at least a crash. Whether you play rock, metal, jazz, funk, or punk... Whether you play acoustic drums or an electronic kit, you’ll find something painfully relatable. Share this with your bandmates, your drummer friends, or anyone else who loves a good drummer joke... or at least 49 mediocre ones. If you like music and you like comedy, hit LIKE and FOLLOW for more music-related comedy videos. If you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #drummers #drummer #percussionists #drummerjokes #musiccomedy

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    31 Hilarious Bass Jokes That Only Bassists Will Understand

    Whether you play bass guitar, live with a bassist, or have simply survived being around someone who plays the bass, this one’s for you.In this video I drop 31 jokes about bassists that totally slap. Some of these bassist jokes I've heard over the years and some of them I made up myself. But all of these jokes about basses and bassists are guaranteed to make you laugh and drop your jaw drop lower than a low-B string. Do YOU know any good bass player jokes that I missed? Tell me in the comments. And if you liked this video, share it with a bass-playing friend or anyone else who might like it. Share it on social media, share it on message boards, share it wherever you think people will like it. Every share, comment, like, and subscribe helps a lot. Thanks for watching! If you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #bassistjokes #bassist #bassisthumor #bassists #bassplayer

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    33 Hilarious Guitar Jokes That Only Guitarists Will Understand

    Whether you play guitar, live with a guitarist, or have simply survived being around a guitarist, this one’s for you.In this video I drop 33 pick-dropping jokes about guitarists. Some of these guitarist jokes I've heard over the years and some of them I made up myself. But all of these jokes about guitars and guitarists are guaranteed to make you laugh. Do YOU know a good guitar joke that I missed? Tell me in the comments. And if you liked this video, share it with a guitarist friend who might like it or on social media in guitar groups and message boards. Every share, comment, like, and subscribe helps a lot. Thanks for watching! If you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #guitaristjokes #guitarist #guitaristhumor #guitarists #guitarplayer #guitarplayers #guitar

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    How To Know If You Were Born To Be A Bassist

    Were you born to be a bassist?In this highly-educational (okay, not actually educational at all) video, I break down the unmistakable signs that you were destined to hold down the low end… even if nobody notices you’re there. From embracing the spotlight of invisibility to loving those four thick strings a little too much, we’re diving into the glorious world of bassist stereotypes - all in good fun. If you’ve ever been told to turn up when you’re already maxed out, this one’s for you.If you enjoyed this music-comedy video, please share on social media or with friends who you think might also enjoy it. Every share helps. And if you haven't already, please like this video and subscribe to my channel. If you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #bassist #bassplayer #bassists #bassguitar

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    The Biology Of The Electric Guitar

    Did you know that your electric guitar is actually a living thing? Well, it is. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about - I'm a fretboard-certified guitar biologist. I've been studying the electric guitar both in its natural habitat and in the laboratory for decades. And now I'm going to teach you everything I've learned about the elusive organisms that we call electric guitars. If you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #guitar #guitarist #humor #musichumor #guitarplayer #guitarplayers #guitarists

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    6 Musicians You NEVER Wanna Jam With

    Jamming with other musicians can be incredibly fun. It can also be incredibly frustrating, depending on who you're jamming with. We’ve all been there. You show up to a jam session ready to rock, only to have it ruined by one of these musicians. In this comedy video, I talk about the six musicians you never want to jam with. You might even be one of them yourself. Like my shirt and wanna help support this channel? https://musicbsharp.com And if you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #musichumor #musicians #jamsessions #musicianproblems

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    The 7 Types of People You Meet At Rock Concerts

    There's nothing better than live music. Rock concerts are always a good time - or at least they would be if it wasn't for all the other people there. But there's nothing more frustrating than paying $500 to see your favorite band and getting stuck sitting behind a 7-foot-tall dude live-streaming the whole show from his phone. You know the guy I'm talking about. He's one of the seven types of people you're likely to meet at any rock concert. In this music-comedy video, I shine a spotlight on the real headliners of any rock concert: the people in the crowd. #musiccomedy #musichumor #concerts #rockconcerts #concertgoer

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    9 Riffs Every Guitarist Should Learn, Then Never Play Again

    We’ve all been there. You pick up a guitar in a music store and someone across the room starts playing THAT riff. Again. This video is a loving roast of the most overplayed songs every guitarist has to learn - and absolutely shouldn’t inflict on anyone ever again.Whether you’re a beginner guitarist just starting out or a seasoned player, this video is for you. But beware - This video contains unsolicited opinions, musical hilarity, and 9 guitar riffs you're guaranteed to be sick of by the time you're able to play them correctly.Like my shirt and wanna help support this channel? https://musicbsharp.com And if you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #guitarist #guitars #guitarists #musiccomedy #musichumor

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    What If Guitar Pedals Had Feelings?

    Ever wonder what your guitar pedals are really thinking when you stomp on them? Ever wonder how your pedals feel about you constantly walking all over them? Well, wonder no more. Cause in THIS video, I'm gonna tell you how 10 of your most-stomped-on guitar pedals feel about you, your playing, and the other pedals they have to try to get along with. From the reverb pedal that just wants to vibe in a cathedral all day to the distortion pedal with anger issues, this is what happens when stompboxes talk back.Like my shirt? https://musicbsharp.com Join my Patreon if you want to get early access to regular videos, exclusive special episodes, and more - https://patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #guitarist #guitars #guitarists #guitarpedals #musiccomedy #guitaristhumor

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    What Your Stringed Instrument Says About You

    Ever wonder what your stringed instrument says about you as a person? Probably not - but I'm gonna tell you anyway. In this video, no stringed instrumentalist is safe: guitarists, bassists, violinists, banjoists, harpists, ukulele...ists - and more. If you’re a string player, this is your chance to feel seen, called out, or mildly offended — all in good fun. Whether you shred, strum, slap, or pluck, join me as I string you along. Like my shirt and wanna help support this channel? You can find it and lots of other cool music-related products at https://musicbsharp.com Visit my Patreon if you want to get early access to regular videos, exclusive special episodes, and more - https://patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #StringInstruments #MusicianHumor #MusicComedy

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    The Punk Rocker's Guide To Selling Out

    In the old days, punk rock and selling out didn't mix. But nowadays selling out is as punk as mohawks and battle vests - apparently. All your favorite punk rockers sold out a long time ago. Now it's your turn. Learn how YOU can sellout fast with The Punk Rocker's Guide To Selling Out. Like Ellis' shirt and wanna help support this channel? You can find it and lots of other music-related merch at https://musicbsharp.com Visit Ellis Michaels' Patreon if you want to get early access to regular videos, exclusive special episodes, and more - https://patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to learn more about Ellis Michaels or hear some of his music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #comedy #punk #punkrock #punkrocker #punkrockers

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    The 6 Most Muscular Guitarists

    Who says you can’t shred and flex at the same time? In THIS video, I tell you about six of the most jacked guitarists in rock-and-roll history. These guys are all about heavy metal: playing it, lifting it up over and over again - whatever. Join me as I discuss these 6 ripped rockers.Like my shirt and wanna help support this channel? You can find it and lots of other music-related merch at https://musicbsharp.com Visit my Patreon if you want to get early access to regular videos, exclusive special episodes, and more - https://patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #comedy #guitar #guitarists

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    The 7 Biggest Benefits of Being A Bassist

    When you think of the bass guitar, a few words probably come to mind: boring, basic, bland, blah blah blah. A word you likely don't think of is benefit. Yet, believe it or not, there are actually some benefits of being a bassist. 7 to be exact. Like my shirt and wanna help support this channel? You can find it and lots of other music-related merch at https://musicbsharp.com Visit my Patreon if you want to get early access to regular videos, exclusive special episodes, and more - https://patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #comedy #bassist #bassguitar #bassists

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    Is Punk Rock REALLY Dead?

    If you're a fan of punk rock, you've likely heard the phrase "punk's not dead." But you've probably also heard that punk IS dead. So, which is it? Is the punk rock movement long gone or is it still going strong? Join me as I answer this question, once and for all, in the least-satisfying way possible. Like my shirt and wanna help support this channel? You can find it and lots of other music-related merch at https://musicbsharp.com Visit my Patreon if you want to get early access to regular videos, exclusive special episodes, and more - https://patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #musichumor #comedy #punk #punkrock #punksnotdead

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    The 10 Most Overplayed Classic Rock Songs Of All Time

    Whether talking about classic cars or classic rock, we're talking about something that has stood the test of time. And in the case of classic rock, we're talking about songs that have been played thousands of times too many. Since most music is awful, when someone writes a good song, we want to hear it over and over. But when that song has been played over and over and over again, decade after decade, at some point it stops being a classic song and starts being a song that makes you sick to your stomach. In our list of the most overplayed classic-rock songs of all time, we take a look at 10 songs that totally rocked when they first came out. And they continued to rock for many, many years. But now we've all heard these songs so many times that, no matter how great they might've once been, 100% of people are 100% sick of them. Like my shirt and wanna help support this channel? You can find it and lots of other music-related merch at https://musicbsharp.com Visit my Patreon if you want to get early access to regular videos, exclusive special episodes, and more - https://patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #musichumor #comedy #classicrock

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    Who Is Better At Music - Men or Women?

    It's the classic battle of the sexes. Who is better? Men? Women? Neither?There's only one way to find out - by watching this video till the bitter end. Please FOLLOW and leave a COMMENT if you like this video.Hosted by Ellis Michaels - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels#musiccomedy #musician #musicians

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    7 Accessories All Guitarists Own But Never Use

    The only thing guitarists love collecting more than guitars that they never play is guitar accessories that they never use. Yet all guitar players - myself included - have these same useless pieces of guitar equipment sitting around, collecting dust. In THIS video, I'm going to tell you about 7 accessories all guitarists own but none of us ever actually use. And in the comments, YOU tell ME what guitar accessories I missed that YOU own but never use. Like my shirt and wanna help support this channel? You can find it and lots of other music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com And visit my Patreon if you want to get early access to regular videos, exclusive special episodes, and more - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaels#musiccomedy #guitarist #guitarplayer #guitarists

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    Censorship In Music

    Censorship in music might not be new, but it sure is BLEEPing BLEEP. For thousands of years, people have been making music and other people have been censoring it. In THIS video, we dive into the ridiculous history of musical censorship and then discuss some of the ways that modern music is censored you may not even realize. No one is exempt from having their music censored. Even Mozart - the most musical of music masters - faced musical censorship. So what hope do us 21st century musicians have? None. We're allllll BLEEPed. Learn just how BLEEPed we are in this video about the history of censorship in music. ྀི 🎧 ♬ ♫ 🎶 🎵 ♪♫♪ 🎹 🎸 🥁 🎤 🎵 If you want to see the uncensored version of this video, check out my Patreon where you can get early access to regular videos, exclusive special episodes, and more - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaels🎵 Like my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com 🎵 And if you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #musichumor #censorship

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    The Guitarist's Guide To Avoiding Groupies

    If you're a guitar player, you're likely drowning in an endless sea of attractive, eager-to-please groupies. It's a real nightmare situation to be in. Fortunately, you guitarists have me to help you avoid groupies at all costs. Never again will you have to worry about beautiful women, men, or whoever trying to get a piece of you and your guitar-shredding self. If you follow the tips in this video for guitarists trying to avoid having to deal with groupies, you'll finally have time to deal with your sloppy playing and poor musicianship instead. Like my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com Get early access to MusicBSharp videos as well as Patreon-exclusive special episodes - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to hear some of my music or learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #guitarist #guitarists #guitarplayer #guitarplayers #guitarhumor

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    8 Great Ways To Avoid Practicing Your Instrument

    They say that practice makes perfect. But they're wrong. Practice makes progress. But it also makes most musicians want to throw their instrument out the window. Practicing your instrument can be a real struggle. Fortunately, in today's world it's never been easier to avoid having to practice your instrument. In THIS video, I'm going to share with you 8 great ways to avoid practicing your instrument. Never again will you have to sit down and practice another scale, mode, or even a single note ever again. Like my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com And if you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musicians #musicalinstruments #instruments #instrumentalist #practice #musiclessons

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    5 Things Juggalos and Swifties Have In Common

    Juggalos and Swifties might seem like they wouldn't have much in common. But things aren't always as they seem. These obsessed fans take being fanatical to the next level. And then they go up another level. And another. They may look different on the outside, but Juggalos and Swifties are more alike than you probably think. In this video, I'm going to tell you about 5 things Swifties and Juggalos have in common. No more. No less.Like my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com And if you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #juggalo #juggalos #insaneclownposse #icp #taylorswift #swifties

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    Bass Solos - The Third-Coolest Solos In Rock Music

    The bass guitar is easily the least important instrument of any rock band. But - believe it or not - in the right hands, the bass can be pretty awesome. In this video, I'm going to tell you about some of the wildest, craziest bass solos rock music has ever known. These solos can be so low that you might not even know how they go, bro. So, sit back and enjoy the show! Like my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com Check out my Patreon page where you can get early access to MusicBSharp videos as well as Patreon-exclusive special episodes - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to hear some of my music or learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #bassguitar #bassists #bassplayers #bassist

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    The Types of Guitarist You Meet In A Music Store

    Every time you walk into a Guitar Center or other music store you're bound to run into at least one type of guitarist. You might even be one yourself. In this video, I'm going to tell you about the different types of guitarists you'll meet at any music shop. By the end, you'll know every type of guitarist you're likely to run into. You might even finally figure out why every single employee at Guitar Center gives you the evil eye whenever you walk in the door. STREAM, DOWNLOAD, OR BUY MY ALBUM DENIHILISM OUT NOW!!! - https://album.link/denihilism Like my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com Check out my Patreon page where you can get early access to MusicBSharp videos as well as Patreon-exclusive special episodes - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #guitarists #guitarplayers #guitarjokes

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    The Spookiest and Suckiest Halloween Songs

    Halloween is a time for horror movies, spooky costumes, and the compulsive collection of candy. It's also a time to talk about some of the good, the bad, and the downright cheesy Halloween music that's been released over the years. In this video, I tell you about some Halloween songs that totally rock and about one that needs to get mashed into the ground for all eternity. So join me on this eerie adventure as we explore the spookiest and suckiest Halloween songs of all time. Like my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com Check out my Patreon page where you can get early access to MusicBSharp videos as well as exclusive special episodes - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #halloween #halloweenmusic #comedy

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    7 Instruments That Instantly Repel Women

    In a previous video, I told you about some instruments that attract women. In this video, I'm going to tell you about 7 instruments that instantly repel women. You might think your beloved kazoo, accordion, or ocarina is attractive to women, but trust me: it isn't. Or is it? Maybe you shouldn't trust me. Maybe I'm full of you-know-what. Maybe women actually love the instruments in this video. Maybe you should skip practicing your instrument today and just watch this video to find out. And by maybe, I mean definitely. Enjoy! STREAM, DOWNLOAD, OR BUY MY ALBUM DENIHILISM OUT NOW!!! - https://album.link/denihilism Like my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com Check out my Patreon page where you can get early access to MusicBSharp videos as well as Patreon-exclusive special episodes - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musicians #comedy #instruments

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    Gibson vs Epiphone - Which Is Better?

    They look alike. They feel alike. They can even sound alike. But they're very, very different. I'm talking about Gibson and Epiphone guitars. In this video, I answer the age-old question once and for all: Which is better - Gibson or Epiphone? You might already think you know the answer, but you don't. So stick around to find out if your beloved Gibson or your cherished Epiphone is the better guitar. You just might be surprised at the answer. Then again, you might not. So stick around to find out. Like my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com Check out my Patreon page where you can get early access to MusicBSharp videos as well as Patreon-exclusive special episodes that are too edgy for YT or TT like The Best Music To Listen To While Hlgh As F**k - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to hear some of my music, buy my new CD Denihilism, or just learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #guitarists #guitaristsofyoutube #guitarplayer #gibson #epiphone

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    The Evolution of a Drummer - From Blow To Pro

    Drummers are the backbone of a rock band. They're also the biggest weirdos in the band. Have you met a rock drummer? If so, you know what I'm talking about. In this video, we follow the evolution of a rock drummer as they go from blow to pro - in other words from absolute beginner to international rockstar. Like my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.comCheck out my Patreon page where you can get early access to MusicBSharp videos as well as Patreon-exclusive special episodes that are too edgy for YT or TT like The Best Music To Listen To While Hlgh As F**k - ⁠https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaels⁠And if you'd like to hear some of my music or learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #drummer #drummers #rockdrummer #drums

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    5 Types of Guitar Snobs

    Snobs are everywhere. You know who I'm talking about: people who think they're better than you for absolutely no reason. Though snobbery runs rampant throughout the entire music world, guitarists can be some of the most snobbishly snobby snobs out there. In this video, we're going to take a look at 5 types of guitar snobs and how to deal with them. Or if you can't beat 'em, how to out-snob even the snobbiest of guitar snobs. So, let' get snobbin'! Check out my Patreon page where you can get early access to MusicBSharp videos as well as Patreon-exclusive special episodes that are too edgy for YT or TT like The Best Music To Listen To While Hlgh As F**k - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsLike my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.comAnd if you'd like to hear some of my music or learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #guitar #guitarists #guitarplayers

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    The 10 Different Types of Mowhawk

    The Mohawk is arguably the most punk rock hair style in the world. Punks have been sporting Mohawks - sometimes called Mohegans - since the 1970's. But they've been around for thousands of years. And Mohawks come in a variety of shapes, colors, and styles. In this video, we're going to briefly take a look at the history of the Mohawk. Then I'm going to tell you about 10 different styles of Mohawk you can rock to shock the jocks that live on your block. Now, let's get down to some serious Mohawk talk. Check out my Patreon page where you can get early access to MusicBSharp videos as well as Patreon-exclusive special episodes that are too edgy for YT or TT like The Best Music To Listen To While Hlgh As F**k - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsLike my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.comAnd if you'd like to hear some of my music or learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #punk #mohawk #punkrock

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    Ticketmaster's Ticket To Greed

    Ticketmaster is a great company: they're great at jacking up ticket prices, buying off all their competition, and making the ticket-buying experience absolutely miserable for the average concert goer. If you've bought concert tickets over the past few years, you know as well as I do that Ticketmaster totally sucks. But has Ticketmaster always been a big, fat, greedy corporation that only cares about money? In this video, I give a brief history of Ticketmaster and then talk about all the evil tactics they've used to dominate both the concert-ticket market and the concert-ticket-resale market. Check out my Patreon page where you can get early access to MusicBSharp videos as well as Patreon-exclusive special episodes that are too edgy for YT or TT like The Best Music To Listen To While Hlgh As F**k - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsLike my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.comAnd if you'd like to hear some of my music or learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #ticketmaster #comedy #humor #concerttickets

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    6 Songs All Guitarists Hate Playing

    Guitarists play the guitar because they love playing the guitar. However, most guitarists hate playing certain songs because every time they pick up their instrument, some random dude will start shouting unsolicited song requests at them. But these requests are never anything interesting. It's always the same few songs that people love to request - and that guitarists everywhere hate to play. In this video, I tell you about 6 songs all guitarists hate playing with a passion. They've been so over-played and over-requested over time that all guitarists are totally over them. After this video is over, head over to my Patreon where you'll find a brand new, Patreon-exclusive MusicBSharp Special Episode that's too edgy for YT or TT called The Best Music To Listen To While Hlgh As F**k - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsLike my shirt? You can find it and lots of other funny music-related merch at https://www.musicbsharp.comAnd if you'd like to hear some of my music or learn more about me - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #musiciancomedy #guitarist #guitarists

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    The Best Instruments For Picking Up Chicks

    No guy actually enjoys playing an instrument. We just do it in the hopes that it will draw the attention of attractive women. And it will - if we choose the right instrument. In this video, I'm going to tell you the best instruments for picking up chicks. Some are obvious, but some might surprise you. And if you master any of the instruments on this list, don't be surprised when women can't keep their hands off you. If you enjoy these videos and would like to help support me so I can keep making them, you can: 1. Go buy some hilarious music-related tee shirts and other merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com2. Join my Patreon and get access to early and exclusive content - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaels3. Share, comment, subscribe, and like - all those things help spread my content to new viewersAnd if you'd like to learn more about me and hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #musichumor #musicianhumor #musicianlife

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    How To Know If You're A Poseur

    Let's suppose you wear punk clothes and go to lots of punk shows. Are you afraid everyone knows you're only there to pose as one of the real punk bros? Well, fear not. Cause in this video, I'm going to show you how to know if you're a poseur. By the end, you'll know exactly where you land on the poseur-punk spectrum. If you enjoy these videos and would like to help support me so I can keep making them, you can: 1. Go buy some hilarious music-related tee shirts and other merch at https://www.musicbsharp.com2. Join my Patreon and get access to early and exclusive content - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #musichumor #poseur #punk #poser #punkrock

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    7 Sub-Sub-Subgenres Of Music You Didn't Know Existed

    Us humans love to categorize things and music is no exception. We take artists, bands, albums, and songs and lump them together with other artists, bands, albums, and songs that kinda sorta sound the same and call these groups genres. Rock, pop, country, electronic, classical - these are all examples of musical genres. But did you know that within these broad genres there exist subgenres, some with subgenres of their own? And some of THOSE subgenres even have their own subgenres. In this video, I'm gonna tell you about some of these sub-sub-subgenres that you might not know exist. Some of them probably shouldn't, but they all do. Join my Patreon and get access to early and exclusive content - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels

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    The 3.5 Levels Of Guitarmanship

    If you've ever learned how to do anything, you know it can take lots of time and effort to master a new skill. Guitar playing is no exception. Do you think guitar virtuosos like Van Halen, Randy Rhoades, and John Pettrucci were able to shred the first time they picked up a guitar? Of course not. They were once awful noobs who couldn't play anything, just like you are now. But they put in the time and effort, working their way up through the levels of guitarmanship and you can, too. In this video, learn how to level up from being a virtually worthless level-zero guitarist to becoming the greatest guitar virtuoso the world has ever seen. MusicBSharp Episode 027: The 3.5 Levels Of GuitarmanshipMake sure to LIKE, FOLLOW, and COMMENT if you like this video.MusicBSharp on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@musicbsharpHosted by Ellis Michaels - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels#guitar #guitarist #musiccomedy

  36. 7

    10 Random Punk Rock Related Facts

    There's nothing better than getting up on your punk-rock high horse so you can talk down to other punks. By arming yourself with these 10 random punk-rock facts, you can out-punk even the crustiest of old-school punks with your newfound knowledge. It doesn't matter if you just discovered the punk scene yesterday: arm yourself with this useless punk-rock trivia and you can go from poseur to punk in as long as it takes you to watch this video. If you enjoy these videos and would like to help support me so I can keep making them, you can: 1. Join my Patreon and get access to early and exclusive content - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaels2. Donate to me directly with Cash App - https://cash.app/$ellismichaels3. Go buy some hilarious music-related tee shirts at https://www.musicbsharp.comAnd if you'd like to learn more about Ellis Michaels and hear some of his music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #punkrock #punk #musiccomedy #musichumor

  37. 6

    The Struggles of Being A Female Musician

    I'm all for equality. And since my last video was aimed at the fellas, this one is for the ladies. Actually, it's about a lady: me! I was curious to know what unique struggles women face in the music world, so I decided to become one for a day. Join me as I explore what it's like being a female musician. #humor #comedy #musician

  38. 5

    The 3 Guitar Riffs That Got Me Laid The Most In High School

    When I was in high school, 3 guitar riffs proved to be far superior to all others when it came to attracting the ladies (Yes, they had guitars way back when I was in school - I'm old but not THAT old). Fortunately for you, the same riffs that were driving women wild in the 1990's are the same riffs that continue to do so to this day. Learn the 3 riffs in this video and you'll be forever unlocking a limitless supply of hotties... Probably. If you enjoy these videos and would like to help support me so I can keep making them, you can: 1. Join my Patreon and get access to early and exclusive content - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaels2. Donate to me directly with Cash App - https://cash.app/$ellismichaelsAnd if you'd like to hear some of my music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #musichumor #musicjokes #guitarist

  39. 4

    8 Random Facts About Music No One Asked Me To Talk About

    Since my existence as a musician is trivial, I thought I'd drop 8 random pieces of music trivia on you even though no one asked me to. If you like random, worthless facts about music, you're in for a real treat! If you'd like to learn more about me or hear some of my trivial music - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels And if you enjoy these videos and would like to help support me so I can keep making them, you can: 1. Join my Patreon and get access to early and exclusive content -   https://patreon.com/ellismichaels2. Donate to me directly with Cash App - https://cash.app/$ellismichaels#musiccomedy

  40. 3

    3 Guitars No Self-Respecting Guitarist Should Own

    In this video, I'm going to talk about 3 guitars no self-respecting guitarist should ever own. Fortunately, since I have even less respect for myself than I have for music in general, I own all 3 of these guitars and am more than happy to tell you why they're all absolutely awful. If you'd like to hear some of my music, all of which was recorded with the 3 guitars in this video - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels And if you enjoy these videos and would like to help support me so I can keep making them, you can: 1. Join my (brand new) Patreon and get access to early and exclusive content - https://www.patreon.com/ellismichaels2. Donate to me directly with Cash App - https://cash.app/$ellismichaels#musiccomedy #guitarhumor #guitarist #guitarjokes

  41. 2

    What Does Alien Music Sound Like?

    Some of the music I listen to is out of this world - literally. This music ain't made by rockstars - it's made in other star systems. Join me in this video as I tell you all about alien music. Spoiler: It's just as bad as human music. MusicBSharp Episode 021: What Does Alien Music Sound Like?Make sure to LIKE, FOLLOW, and COMMENT if you like this video.MusicBSharp on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@musicbsharpHosted by Ellis Michaels - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels#humor #comedy

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A musician joking about music when he should be making it. With writer/musician/comedian Ellis Michaels.

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