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MWMB Podcast
by MWMB News Team
The weirdest news, and stupidest politics we read this week. Middle Aged White Men Bit--- ah, Complaining.
Episodes
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MWMB 72: Outta Control!
Listen: It's all OUTTA CONTROL... Trump blasts the news media, his cabinet leaks like a sieve. Jim finds solace in his box-o-wine while Alex looks to the most unlikely hero to save us: A Squirrel from Idaho. By the way... turning to a squirrel to help Trump out in national security is not a new...
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MWMB 71: #Hashtag
LISTEN--- NO, WATCH! Jim and Alex are back... we've been experiementing with video, and while the results have been disapointing, we have not managed to break a camera yet. But, we'll up load em here, too . Have fun!
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MWMB: A Moment with the Hammer MAN BUN!
LISTEN! Jim the Hammer is back with a (totally non-political) rant for this election hell. Meanwhile, Alex Geofferies remains mired in government paperwork while Cabbage Patch Geoff is teaching finger painting to owls. ENJOY!
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MWMB: A Moment with the Hammer, Part 2
LISTEN! The rest of the gang is still laid up, so Jim is taking it upon himself to carry on the finest traditions of MWMB BY HIMSELF!!!! (And then turn it over to Alex to produce)... this week, the one-man conservative juggernaut skewers our old and bestest friend: North Korean Dictator Kim...
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MWMB: A Moment with The Hammer
LISTEN! With Alex working overtime, Cabbage Patch Geoff recovering from his heroic struggle with the alligator in the kitchen and Jennifer Sargent on vacation in the Ivory Coast- it's been kinda lonely at the MWMB studios. So, The Hammer took it upon himself to spend some time with you, dear...
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MWMB 66: Wingnuts
LISTEN!This week Jim and Alex are baffled by the latest conspiracies of the right wingnuts. (As opposed to the left wingnuts, a target for another show.) Is it possible that Obama had Scalia killed? Is it also possible that Leonard Nimoy has faked his own death in order to don the mantle of...
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MWMB 65: Want Fries With That?
LISTEN!!Jim and Alex are at it again. This week we bid a fond farewell to Chris Christie, the only one in the GOP Clown Car who was qualified to drive. Jim gets a new Captain Canuck comic book (apparently, it's for real!) A poor innocent guy from India makes the history books in a VERY unpleasant...
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MWMB 64: What the &^%$ ???
----more----Listen! This week Jim and Alex learn the the true joy of being middle aged and grumpy is that you are free to be annoyed by EVERYBODY...no matter what political strip. Plus we reveal a terrorist plot to pack a Kangaroo pouch with explosives, look into Michelle Bachmann's claim that...
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MWMB 63: Planet 9
Listen! This week Jim considers Oregon, dinner escapes from the Cabbage Patch Cafe and causes a panic, Carly Fiorina is doing so bad and, when this kid was pulled over by the cops and asked to show some ID...well, let's just say it happened in Florida and leave it at that. Plus Trump! And, NASA...
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MWMB 62: Make America Great Again!
LISTEN! This week Jim and Alex learn about a new robot cat, follow the debate in England about not allowing Trump in, ever! And learn that North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un has made an AMAZING discovery that will change life as we know it. PLUS Cabbage Patch Geoff is back! WhooHoo.
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MWMB 61: Feduciary Droop!
LISTEN! Jim the Hammer and Alex Geofferies return for another episode of MWMB. Our first since July 4th. We'll admit, it takes us a while to get into the swing of things, but with the Presidential race, the upcoming Hall-Murdoch wedding, and the usual dose of criminal insanity from Florida, we've...
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MWMB 60: Happy Canada Day!
LISTEN! In honor of Jim's Canadian Exile, we celebrate "Canada Day"... This week, as we in America celebrate the Glorious Fourth, which marks the day we violently wrested our independence from our overbearing Mother Country, our Canadian siblings are ALSO celebrating the day when their years of...
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MWMB 59d: the day the bacon died
Listen! In the last (and yes, best) of our "Fun Sized" Episodes, we talk about two spectacular traffic accidents: a truck load of pigs AND a truck load of sharks. And, we salute the school teacher who took her class on a filed trip....to a SEX SHOP.
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MWMB 59c: The Computer That Ate the News
Listen! Our Third "Fun Sized" episode. We talk about Computer Generated News Stories, and Cabbage Patch Geoff sums up the week's news (which, because our producer was such a slacker is now two weeks old) into one song! Whoo Hoo!
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MWMB 59b: :Putin Up the Toy Train
LISTEN! In our last "Fun Sized" Episode, we talked about the Poll that says Lord Valdimort is ranking higher than many presidential candidates. In this episode, we turn our eyes to International Politics. It seems that Putin has a new toy train- and it packs quite the thermonuclear punch. Plus…
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MWMB 59a: A Poll Lotta Fun!
LISTEN! The team is back with a fresh show (that's been sitting in the can for almost two weeks.) And, we're playing with a new format...shorter shows more often. In this episode we talk about one of the first significant Presidential Polls...in which Valdimort is out-polling most of the...
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MWMB 58: Don't Pop the Bunny!
LISTEN- You won't believe what they did to that poor bunny... In Episode 58, Congress Passes the USA Freedom Act and Right-Wingnut Rand Paul and Left-Wingnut Bernie Sanders aren't happy. Meanwhile the NSA is looking at our grocery lists.Next we take a look at FIFA, Sepp Blatter, Vladimir Putin…
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MWMB 57: Penguin Teeth
LISTEN! JIM SINGS DISCO! With Jim the Hammer out celebrating his birthday, Cabbage Patch Geoff sits in this week. He and Alex talk about Texas' psychitzophrenic relationship with the Federal Government. (Which is also the subject of this week's song.) Because Alex didn't plan on a show this week...
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MWMB 56: No Sh--- No Kidding!
LISTEN! TURN ON YOUR SPEAKERS! No, seriously, download this show and turn on your speakers. While it’s not the best of the best, it’s still got: the OTHER Baby Charlotte, Vladimir Putin on the Cross, a new Poll of American Voters says exactly what you’ve been thinking, a very ironic case of...
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MWMB 55: Happy Feet
LISTEN: This was one of the WEIRDEST weeks ever... Download us and press play, because the news from last week was...mind numbingly odd. Politicians, Right Wing Nuts jobs and ratings hungry media exploit the the victims of the Amtrak crash. A Swedish Peace Groups puts a gay neon sign underwater…
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MWMB 54: The Mile High Club
Listen! This week, it seems as if EVERYBODY is a "Mile High" one way or the other. Alex is a mile high after playing the Bernie Drinking game with a campaign email from the Sander's campaign (He was drunk before he got through the first "HUGE" paragraph). A Russian space station was over a mile...
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MWMB 53: The (H)UGE Show! Bernie Runs!
LISTEN: IT'S A HUGE SHOW! Jim is back from vacation. We tackle the Royal Baby and speculate that Queen Elizabeth will not die, but become Robo-Queen, and Alex offers his explanations of why the Americans are so obsessed with the British Royals- it all comes down to our troubled teen years.…
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MWMB 52: Why Mama? Why?
LISTEN: DAD FILLS IN AS CO-HOST This week, conservative right-winger Jim takes a well-deserved break from the snow, ice and vicious polar bears of Canada. But just because he’s gone, don’t feel that he is forgotten, most of this show is just jokes at his expense. In Jim’s absence, Cabbage Patch...
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MWMB 51: The Ballad Of Ian Gibson
IT'S HERE: EPISODE 51! This week, GOP Senators and POTUS hopefuls take up arms against the Government...which, uhm, is them, right? A man from Florida, yes, Florida AGAIN, lands his gyrocopter on the lawn of Congress...he wanted to spark a debate about the profligate spending of Washington...but...
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MWMB 50: Flushed!
LISTEN: Our 50th Show... This week we take a look at the political circus. SPOILER ALERTS: Hillary is GOING TO RUN! Nobody saw THAT COMING! Rand Paul announces what his announcement was going to be-- wait for it-- HE is ALSO running for President. Vladimir Putin outlaws internet memes and the US...
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MWMB 49: Acoustic Kitty
Listen! During this week’s visit with our trio of Grumpy White Men, we pay tribute to Congressman Aaron Schock, or as we fondly refer to him: Representative Schlock, and his Downton Abby inspired walls. Cabbage Patch Geoff sings a short, but indignant song about the alleged gag order from Florida...
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MWMB 48: "Cha-CHING!"
LISTEN! THIS WEEK... We stay (almost) completely clear of politics and focus on the odd and the ridiculous. A town in Alberta Canada outlaws swearing (and if you think that's BAD, Jim threatens to sing ALL of "Oh Canada"). What would happen to Alex if he were subject to that fine? Our guess is,...
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MWMB 47: Put Da Body In Da Pickup Truck
LISTEN: WE PROMISE, IT'S FUNNY.* PUT THE BODY IN THE PICKUP TRUCK ( AND BRING IT ON IN ) This week: Free Range Parents Update. North Koren Leader bathes in "Knife Shower of Justice". Idiot in NJ proclaims "White History Month" (Even the Conservative and the Liberal agree on this...this guy is a...
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MWMB 46: The Senator with a Snowball
LISTEN! This Week- A Snowball Fight on the Senate Floor. Global Warming completely debunked… This week, Cabbage Patch Geoff (uber liberal) gets revenge-through-song on arch-conservative, Jim the Hammer. Despite the gangland style killing of his rival, Vladimir Putin selflessly promises to...
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MWMB 45: Double Header
LISTEN! It’s a Double Header this week. All our favorite Villains in one place! In this week’s audio podcast: Anytime the boys know they can put Putin and Strauss-Kahn in the same show, they know it’s going to be a good week. Plus, the Wandering Hands of Joe Biden. Plus, Kim Jong Un’s new…
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MWMB 44: Raccoons In Aisle 12 or The Love Show...
LISTEN! Y'All won't BELIEVE where we found the Raccoon! In this week's audio podcast, Jim the Hammer is hyped up on cold medicine, which apparently is for sale now in 55 Gallon Drums. The Costa Concordia Captain goes to the brig...we're afraid he'll be skipper of the prison garbage scow within…
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MWMB 43: Thank Heavens for Little Girls
Everybody knows that Putin is this show's hands down favorite, but this week the boys celebrate the return of our second favorite creepizoid, Dominique Strauss Khan. We head to France to peak in on his rape/prostitution trial. We also wonder at the inanity of Senator Thom Tillis, and his…
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MWMB 42: Ninth Life, or, Bart The Cat for President
This week: Michelle Obama in Saudi Arabia, Bart the Cat, Dogg the Plow Driver and more. This week, the boys start off...well actually, that proves to be a lot harder than you'd think...talk about Michelle Obama in Saudi Arabia, watch while John McCain calls the cops on a bunch of hippies, wonder…
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MWMB 41: State of the Union.
The boys take on democracy’s great pageant: the State of the Union Address. Alex is thrilled that Obama finally manages to close the barn door (after the horse has escaped and voluntarily checked into the glue factory). Speaker John Boehner experiences the ultimate Maalox moment. And are we the...
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MWMB 40: Free Range Kids
This week, Jim (Right Wing) and Alex (Left Wing) check in at a “Muslim Free” gun range, ponder the notion of “Free Range Kids”, and Salute a school principal who urges her kids to through canned food at school invaders. Plus, Cabbage Patch Geoff joins us for a song about the new Republican...
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MWMB 39: Je Suis Kirby Delauter
The boys go full circle this week. They start off depressed and disheartened over the senseless violence in Paris, France where the rights to free speech come under attack by crazed maniacs, and arrive back home in Maryland, where a stupid moronic politicians gets absolutely SCHOOLED in what Free...
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MWMB 38: CUBA LIBRE?
You won't BELIEVE how the Donkey dies. Cohibas for EVERYBODY! Cuba is FREE (to visit). Sony needs to grow a pair. The return of Cabbage Patch Geoff. Plus: Is Valdamir Putin actually a robot? And we get to listen to a short sample (fair use anyone?) of former policeman Jim's FAVORITE Xmas tune...…
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MWMB 37: Brownies for Santa
Two average, everyday guys read the news of the day..and choke. This week: Christopher Lee Sings a Heavy Metal Christmas. Farmers bring their Sheep to the Effiel Tower. The USA unleashes the POWER of HIP-HOP on an unsuspecting Cuba. Chinese men feel the pains of giving birth. And, of course,...
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MWMB 36: DECK THIS!
The boys from MWMB break their two year silence and return to the control booth. Jim's on the Left, Alex is on the Right....oh, no, wait, reverse that. Both of them are FED UP with politics in America...in this show...the war on Christmas, Putin's Tiger, America's bright future...
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MWMB #14: Putin On the Ritz
A show from August of 2011. I think this was the first time we used the song "I want a man like Putin" which has become a running joke on the show.
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MWMB 02: What have you got to lose?
THROWBACK THURSDAY. April 7, 2011. Our second show...Jim has not yet acquired his "Hammer" moniker...we're still trying out different names. This week, he is Dangerous Jim. This episode is also noteworthy in that we debut the What Have You Got to Lose Political Party. Also, Commit the…
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MWMB 1: Our First Episode
Our First Show from back in March 2011... three years down, but very little in American Politics has changed...AT ALL!
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The weirdest news, and stupidest politics we read this week. Middle Aged White Men Bit--- ah, Complaining.
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