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My Ass Is Burning

by Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi

Father and son ponder life, politics and a world gone mad.

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  1. #25 - Epstein's Church Choir

    Jeffrey Epstein is posthumously exonerated on charges of running a criminal underage sex trafficking ring by the Trump DOJ and FBI. Dad "saw this coming". Elon Musk starts the America party. Also, immigration, integration, deportation, degradation, and Ted Cruz.

  2. #24 - Happy Father's Day

    We catch up on a Father's Day Morning. A little reminiscing. A little war in the Middle East. A little parade in a small town called Washington D.C.

  3. #23 - Politicrap

    We tried to record this episode three times. The first two devolved into chaos. This one had a slightly calmer tone. Los Angeles was burning. Or it wasn't. I don't fuckin know anymore.

  4. #22 - Jiggin and Jugin

    Trump and Elon breakup. Dad doesn't "get" The Rehearsal on HBO. And he's made it abundantly clear that he won't be doing any jiggin and jugin in his Skechers sneakers.

  5. #21 - Uncut and Unedited

    i'm not editing these anymore

  6. #20 - Grand Theft Aeronautics

    Katy Perry goes to space. Dad wants to go next. Trump wants a 3rd term. We can't all get what we want. Lookout for our animated series "Burning". Coming soon.

  7. #19 - We're Back - Part Deaux

    Dad goes all in on Elon and Trump. AI completely takes over, including this episode. Don't buy gas station gummies.

  8. #18 - We're Back - Part 1

    We're back. Dad claims his stress has evaporated in the wake of Trump's win, but it only takes him a few minutes to take aim at "the Squad" and the gals from the View. Part 2 later this week.

  9. #17 - Elbows, Slaps & Punches

    Steve from Tampa calls the podcast and lays out some interesting points on Roe v. Wade. Nancy Pelosi elbows a child. Rudy Giuliani gets a pat on the back. The Rhode Island State Senate race turns into the Royal Rumble. Call the podcast voicemail to get featured: (813) 586-0044‬.

  10. #16 - Murder He Spoke & Double Suicide

    Someone tries to kill Brett Kavanaugh, sort of. Mark Middleton, a former advisor to President Bill Clinton and link to Jeffrey Epstein, commits suicide twice. The Supreme Court makes guns great again in New York.

  11. #15 - Build Back Beijing

    Johnny renounces mushrooms... on his pizza. Joe Biden removes tariffs on Chinese solar panels. The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard movie trailer leaks online.

  12. #14 - Mushrooms, DUIs & Boomers Gone Wild

    Johnny eats mushrooms and goes to war with his TV. Nancy Pelosi's husband gets a DUI.

  13. #13 - The United States of Truths & Misery

    The podcast joins Truth Social. America resumes its annual gun control debate. Oregon's Menstrual Dignity Act comes into the spotlight. What's next for America's children?

  14. #12 - Monkeypox, Collusion & Nancy's Communion

    Monkeypox goes on a world tour. Hillary Clinton's lies take the spotlight in court. Nancy Pelosi is barred from receiving communion by the Catholic Church.

  15. BONUS CONTENT - Lovers' Quarrels, Inflation & Tabloids

    A lost transmission from last week highlighting Elon Musk, inflation, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, Vicky "Ride or Die" White & and the geriatric sexual mud slinging going on in old Hollywood.

  16. #11 - Dead Names, Traitors & #UltraMAGA

    Ultra MAGA is born. Dead names rise from the grave. America's adversaries are falling ill, literally.

  17. #10 - Birds Aren't Real, Roe v. Wade & the Ministry of Truth

    We break down an absolutely insane week of news. The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard courtroom saga continues. Putin goes under the knife as the war hawks are sharpening their talons. Chaos is mounting at the Southern Border with the end of Title 42 in sight. Roe v. Wade is set to be overturned.…

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  18. #9 - Saturday Morning Cartoons

    We incoherently ramble about the education system, immigration, Piers Morgan and more. Elon Musk begins his supervillain era.

  19. #8 - Cracked Conspiracies

    We uncover a potentially startling conspiracy going all the way to the top of the Biden pyramid. Masks are back off, after being back on.

  20. #7 - Can I Get A Witness?

    We examine the Johnny Depp defamation trial, the Trump vs. Piers Morgan showdown and the BLM movement in New York City. Mike Tyson punches a fellow airline passenger.

  21. #6 - Clickbait

    We get caught up on current affairs with one clickbait article after another. Jill Biden gets exposed yet again as Joe's Handler-In-Chief. Russia flexes nukes on the border.

  22. #5 - ¡Vamos Brandon!

    Johnny and Nick discuss Texas Governor Greg Abbott's new plan to deal with illegal immigration at the US southern border, America's drug policy, and Joe Biden's perspective on prostitutional immunity.

  23. #4 - Family Feud

    Johnny and Nick debate student loan forgiveness, the parallels between the Biden and Trump families, Obama's visit to the White House, the Space Force, Putin's next move and our relationship with Saudi Arabia.

  24. #3 - What's In A Name?

    Johnny follows the Biden paper trail. Nick rages over Republicans and marijuana. Caitlyn Jenner joins Fox News.

  25. #2 - It's All A Lie

    Johnny flashes back to when he warned us all about Brandon. Nick is interested in learning about Ancient China. Will Smith slaps Chris Rock.

  26. Teaser

    Teaser for My Ass Is Burning. Coming March 16, 2022.

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Father and son ponder life, politics and a world gone mad.

HOSTED BY

Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi

Produced by Nick Stassi

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