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My Dumbass Mom

Listen as Judy and Seamus air out childhood traumas while creating new, fun adult traumas.

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  1. 54

    California Sober

    We're back, Mommies! Seamus has thoughts on the AJ Brown situation, Judith has thoughts on the George Washington situation and Sean has thoughts.Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  2. 53

    Seamus B. Peterson

    We're back, Mommies and boy do we have a lot to cover! Seamus and Sean went to a Phillies game! Seamus ate a cheesesteak! Seamus started a new company! Judith watched a movie and is maybe doing stand up comedy?(!) All that and more, so listen up!Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  3. 52

    Spaghetti and Meatballs

    Mama Mia, Mommies! We're back! Seamus has some big news to share (sort of), Judith has some thoughts on the proud people of Italy and Sean is also here.Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  4. 51

    (Annoyed Grunt)

    We're back, Mommies and we're naming names! Specifically Pokémon and Simpsons characters. Also, Seamus, Judith and Sean all give and receive some special rewards. We're cooler than a guy smoking a cigarette on a skateboard, Mommies.Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  5. 50

    Mr. Seamus Goes To Washington

    We're back, Mommies and boy do we have a lot to cover! The Superbowl! The half time show(s)! What half time show we would like to see! Also, Seamus and Judith recount their recent trip to Washington, D.C. and tell us what museums they did and didn't decide to visit. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  6. 49

    New Year, New Nihilism

    Happy New Year, Mommies! We're back and getting into all that's gone on since we last talked! Seamus is bricked up, Judith is ready for the Eagles playoff run and Sean is Sean. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  7. 48

    Thankful for Olive

    Gobble gobble, Mommies! We're back with a special Turkey Day episode and we're thankful that you're with us! We pay tribute to a member of the podcast that will leave a big hole in our hearts, hands and yards. Also, Seamus and Judith recall the recent Casper movie night and Judith's birthday trip to Robot Sushi.Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  8. 47

    Robot Sushi

    We're back, Mommies! Seamus takes us into the future where robots serve you sushi. Judith dives deep into the controversy from the Eagles win over the Cowboys and we finally find out what the movie Signs (2002) was actually about. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram

  9. 46

    Family Circus

    Hi Mommies! We're back and mostly in one piece as Seamus recalls his harrowing scooter accident. Judith gives us her early Oscar picks and Sean drank a Pepsi.Don't forget to share us with a friend, leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

  10. 45

    The British Grinch Likes Crisps

    'Ello, Mommies! We're back from holiday and ready to tell you all about it! Seamus and Rachel got matching shirts, Judith got into a squall with a gull and Sean drank 15 beers. Plus, we talk about the recent celebrity deaths as well as how we plan to go!Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  11. 44

    Seamus and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day(s)

    We're back, Mommies and for some of us it's been quite a few days! Seamus fills us in on what pushed him to his breaking point, Judith tells us about her experience at a Dairy Queen and Sean solves one problem for Seamus.Don't forget to share us with a friend, leave us a review and follow us on Instagram

  12. 43

    What Makes You Angry?

    Hi Mommies! Do you ever get upset? Do you sometimes make other people upset, even if you don't mean to? Seamus experienced this recently, and we talked all about what we do with our Big Feelings. Also, we're looking for a physical friend for our friend Ryan. Inquire within. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend follow us on Instagram!

  13. 42

    Shallow HAL with Ryan Kay

    Bleep bloop, Mommies! We're back with a couple of special guests! First, Ryan Kay returns from his exile and boy does he have a lot to say. Then, Seamus introduces Judith to his new friend. Also, we have a new Pope! And Sean had a birthday! All that and so much more!Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  14. 41

    One More Sip

    Hi Mommies! We're back and cracking open a cold one! Seamus supplied plenty of non-alcoholic beer for Judith and Sean and the results are probably what you expected. Then, we play a game of The Traitors and plan a potential party where everyone who listens will be invited. Finally, we end with some soothing guided meditation from Judith that will start your week with the mindfullness you need.Don't forget to share us with a friend, leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

  15. 40

    Go Birds

    We're back for Season 4 and celebrating the Eagles catching and compromising the Chiefs to a permanent end. Also, Seamus went to London and saw an old church.Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend andfollow us on Instagram!

  16. 39

    Sean Wasn't There

    We're back, Mommies! And Seamus and Judith are recounting all the adventures they went on that Sean was In Absentia for over the last few weeks. Empty Soup Bowl! Sean Wasn't There! Mt. Vernon! Sean Wasn't There! Science Movie Night! Sean Wasn't There! We also catch up on our homework of movies to watch and have a frank and honest discussion about slavery. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  17. 38

    Glug Glug Glug

    We're back with 40oz of topics, Mommies! Seamus shares a story of his recent generosity, while declaring he will be nice to Judith from now on. Judith discusses a recent run-in with a past Dumbass Guest and then previews her upcoming travel plans. And Sean watches the Phillies lose. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  18. 37

    The Passion of The Seamus

    We're back, Mommies! Seamus and Judith recap their big night out for Judith's birthday at the Kings of Leon concert, Seamus reveals what he's quit cold turkey and Judith gives us a a glimpse of what the voices in her house say to her. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  19. 36

    No Notes!

    We're working without a net, Mommies! That's right, for the first time in a long time, Judith has no notes! We fly around a smorgasboard of topics from the recent Presidential debate to new films and Seamus' favorite actresses. Also, Judith is gearing up for our trip to the Empty Soup Bowl and a certain celebrity appearance that may be in the works. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  20. 35

    How We Faked Our Summer Vacation

    We're back from our summer break, Mommies! We have a packed episode full of deceit, celebrity encounters and a possible on location recording coming up! Don't forget to leave us a review and share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  21. 34

    Wapner's on at 7 with Adam Benjamin

    Hi Mommies! We're back with comedian and Dumbass Mom historian Adam Benjamin! Adam gives us his take on our recent show at The Punchline and reveals his nefarious plans for FedEx. Also, Seamus and Judith revisit the websites mentioned on our last episode and plan an exciting road trip to Washington, DC! Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  22. 33

    Colin

    Welcome back, Mommies! In this episode, Judith reports on her findings about the Woke Mind Virus and the Joe Rogan Experience, Seamus and Judith share their Mother's Day comedy show experience and, of course, Colin. Don't forget to leave us a review and share us with a friend, and follow us on Instagram!

  23. 32

    70,000 Likes Can't Be Wrong

    We're back, Mommies! And we have a whole lot to talk about. Seamus is now famous on the internet, Judy has discovered the woke mind virus and Sean...had a birthday? Also, Judy solves the Kendrick and Drake beef once and for all. Don't forget to leave us a review and share us with a friend, and follow us on Instagram!

  24. 31

    The Easter Rebellion

    We're back and being visited by the Easter Bunny, Mommies! In this special Easter edition, we're all dressed up and ready to play some games. Specifically, the Dating Game. Also, Judith reflects on how her time in Delaware has changed her approach to Philadelphia and our good friend George Mills stops by to make his Dumbass Mom debut. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  25. 30

    Poor Grape Things

    We're back after a little First State hiatus, Mommies! And boy do we have a lot to talk about! Judy fills us in on what she was doing in Delaware, Seamus lets us know why he's been crying and we eulogize our beloved Grape Room. Don't forget to leave us a review, tell a friend about us and follow us on Instagram!

  26. 29

    Cartoon President's Day

    We're back, Mommies! And on this special episode, we're asking the tough questions, such as which cartoon would you want to be president? Also, in our new Podcast Roundup segment, we review every podcast that is important to us. Finally, we have a bevy of special guests call in to say hi, each one more surprising than the last! Don't forget to leave us a review and tell a friend about us, and follow us on Instagram!

  27. 28

    Witchy Woman with Meg Goetz

    We're back, Mommies, and we've brought a special guest! Meg Goetz (@MegGoetzMoney on Twitter and Instagram), host of Real Chills, joins us to talk about her upcoming Alaska comedy shows and haunted hotel, as well as her recent engagement to our logo designer, Danny Getz! Also, Seamus and Judith discuss their recent trip to Chinatown and compare marriages. Who wins? Find out to listen! Listen to Real Chills wherever you get your podcasts and follow Real Chills on Instagram Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

  28. 27

    How We Spent Our Winter Hiatus

    We took a long winter's nap but now we're back, Mommies! We're catching up on how we celebrated all the winter holidays, Judy reveals why she was SHOCKED by the Golden Bachelor and Seamus declares war on all laughing and slapping. Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

  29. 26

    Palate Cleanser

    Hi Mommies! After a full and thankful Thanksgiving, we're clearing the dishes, doing our commercials and cleansing our palates! Seamus and Judith recap their Thanksgiving, make plans for a field trip and consult the crystal ball to see what the future holds! Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

  30. 25

    Gobble Gobble with Andy Lane!

    Happy Thanksgiving, Mommies! Seamus and Judy are thankful to welcome their guest and long running topic of discussion, Andy Lane! Andy is a comedian, dog dad and self proclaimed Shroom King. Judy brings us some Thanksgiving treats courtesy of our friends at Primo Hoagies and puts everyone to the Tastykake challenge, while Seamus tries to figure out exactly what type of man Judy is looking for in her quest for Mr. Yummy. Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram! Have a great Thanksgiving, Mommies!

  31. 24

    Do You Have ADHD?

    We're back and asking the important questions, Mommies! Such as: do you have ADHD? What is the best Thanksgiving sandwich? And do you have ADHD? Seamus and Judy recap their Halloween adventures and contemplate what the perfect man for Judy looks like. Also, Seamus is at war with a certain video game. Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram and send us your questions!

  32. 23

    Road Trippin' with Ryan Kay

    Seamus and Judith are joined by everyone's favorite Philadelphia comedian, Ryan Kay! And Judy has a special surprise as we're all going on a road trip to...Baltimore! Ride along with us, Mommies, as we discover how many books Ryan has read and take a detour to our favorite haunted houses just in time for Halloween! Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review and follow us on Instagram!

  33. 22

    Coneheads Can't Hurt You

    Welcome back, Mommies! Seamus and Judy catch up on Judy's recent trip to the doctor, discuss banned books and we have an update on PorchFest. Don't forget to leave us a review and tell your friends about us, and follow us on Instagram!

  34. 21

    This One's For Andy

    Buckle in, Mommies! Did Judy confiscate toys from her students and give them to Seamus? Did Seamus remember to get questions from our Mommies? And what do Tub Girl and our good friend Andy have to do with all of this? Find out in this wild episode! Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

  35. 20

    At the Movies

    Seamus and Judy catch up on recent movies they've seen and Judy has some shocking news that could affect the very future of the podcast. Don't forget to leave us a review and a rating, tell your friends about us and follow us on Instagram!

  36. 19

    Viva le Season 3!

    We're kicking off season 3 with a wedding! Fresh off his whirlwind honeymoon through Europe, Seamus and Judy have a lot to catch up our Mommies on. From the fashion to the dancing to the shocking words Seamus' friends whispered in Judy's ear, you'll get all the details in this episode. Also, we've got big plans for season 3 so we'll need our Mommies to hold us accountable. Stay tuned as we build towards another special live podcast. Don't forget to leave us a review, tell a friend about us and follow us on Instagram!

  37. 18

    Analyze This! And That!

    We're back, Mommies! After some recording snafus, Seamus and Judy have a lot to talk about! After catching up on some recent movies and rating the holidays, Seamus and Judy discuss the effects of the Great Water Crisis (that wasn't) on the Dollar Stump and then Seamus gets down to brass tax to ask Judy what she, or any of us, are really looking for. Don't forget to leave us a review and rating and follow us on Instagram!

  38. 17

    I Know Darren Sproles

    Seamus and Judy are celebrating Mardis Gras, mourning the Eagles' loss in the Super Bowl and rehashing Judy's interference in Seamus's grades in grade school. We also have questions from our Mommies and a secret code for our Mommies to identify themselves by! Don't forget to leave us a review and rating, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

  39. 16

    Stump Man with LeMaire Lee

    Our guest LeMaire Lee (@LemaireLee) joins Seamus and Judy to try to crack the case of what Stump Judy is at and what the little "bongs" are outside of the Stump. Also, Judy has more questions about everyone's shower habits and Seamus is still concerned over the possible Phantom of the Stump. Don't forget to leave us a review, tell your friends about us and follow us on Instagram!

  40. 15

    The Phantom Of The Stump

    This episode gets spooky, Mommies! Seamus can't believe it as Judy tells us about water flying off the shelves at the Dollar Stump and a strange presence in her house. Also, an update on our celebrity guest competition and Judy brings back souvenirs from the tattoo convention! Don't forget to leave us a review and tell your friends about us. And follow us on Instagram!

  41. 14

    Just The Tip(s) with Danny Getz

    Seamus turns the tables and has gifts for Judy this time! Also, we're joined once again by Dumbass Mom logo creator Danny Getz, who tries, once again, to explain the logo to Judy. Don't forget to leave us a review, tell your friends about us and follow us on Instagram!

  42. 13

    Auld Lang Tubgirl

    Happy New Year! Seamus, Judy and engineer Sean reflect on the year that was. From their favorite guests to most memorable moments and everything in between. Plus, what will be the podcast's collective New Year's resolution and how can you help us make it happen?! Listen to find out! Don't forget to leave us a review wherever you listen and follow us on Instagram!

  43. 12

    Merry Meatloaf!

    It's the holiday season and Judy has a new man in her life that we meet for the first time! Also, Judy, Seamus and Sean attended a Wigilia. What's a Wigilia? You'll have to listen to find out. Finally, everyone shared their favorite Christmas memories and we find out why Seamus and Judy stopped doing theirs. We want to hear from all of our Mommies about their favorite traditions so message us on Instagram and let us know! The best gift you can give us is a 5 star review and telling your friends about us! Happy holidays to all the Mommies and Mr. Yummies and we'll see you in the New Year!

  44. 11

    Stumpsgiving with Nicki!

    Happy Stumpsgiving, Mommies! In this special episode with our friend Nicki, we find out what everyone is thankful for, why everyone prefers Nicki to Judy and why you should never take candy from the Candyman! Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

  45. 10

    The Halloween Episode

    Seamus and Judy are in the Halloween spirit as they share their favorite haunted house memories, scary movies and what really scares them the most.  Leave us a review wherever you get your podcast and follow us on Instagram!

  46. 9

    Wavy Gravy

    We're back! Seamus and Judy share their experiences with various substances while Seamus tells us what he really thinks about San Francisco. Also, Lassie herself, Steve Bickel, stops by to let Judy know that he's been looking for her. And Judy answers one of the most provocative questions from a Mommy that we've ever got!  Leave us a review wherever you get your podcast and follow us on Instagram!

  47. 8

    Back to School!

    Judy, Seamus and engineer Sean share their favorite (and least favorite) school memories, while Seamus reveals what he learned during his recent visit to the Dollar Stump. Also, will a certain Mr. Yummy be joining the podcast soon? Find out by going Back to School with My Dumbass Mom! Don't forget to subscribe and leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts and follow us on Instagram

  48. 7

    Bon(e) Appétit!

    We hope you brought your appetite, because Judy brought treats that'll give your coat that special sheen. That's right, Judy and Seamus (and Sean) sampled a selection of dog treats curated by our friend Linda at Ac'cent on Animals. What did we like? What did we hate? And what does meat icing mean?  Follow us on Instagram and visit Ac'cent On Animals for all your pet needs.

  49. 6

    Dog Food For Thought

    Seamus and Judy are back for season two of My Dumbass Mom! Catch up on everything that's happened since the live episode and help decide what dog food Seamus and Judy should eat! Leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts and follow us on Instagram @mydumbassmom

  50. 5

    Live!

    Seamus and Judy brought My Dumbass Mom to a sold out LIVE audience at The Grape Room, along with some very special guests!  Leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts and follow us on Instagram!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Listen as Judy and Seamus air out childhood traumas while creating new, fun adult traumas.

HOSTED BY

Seamus Millar

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Listen as Judy and Seamus air out childhood traumas while creating new, fun adult traumas.

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