My Favorite Shtty Movie

Old Clint scales a mountain of bigotry!

Elvis gets triggered by Elvis.

Where are you?

If new Angelie Jolie suddenly turned up looking like the old Angelie Jolie in Pushing Tin, like some kind of Benjamin Button Jennifer Love Hewitt, the internet vitriol would start WWIII.

Buried? THEY'RE BURIED!

Wanna buy a monkey, little girl?

Uh-oh...COOOOOOONGOOOOO!

WE DESERVE A PARTY!

Thank goodness it wasn't a leap year.

This movie might have had a bona fide brain fart.

You know, your head looks like it fell in the cheese dip back in 1957. PUT ON THE GLASSES!

We had no idea peanut butter was the solution for hair loss.

We have ways of making you pronounce the letter "o".

Let's roll with these crazy wigs!

Don't panic, you can just walk at a leisurely pace away from this monster thing.

We just want out of these damn trees!

If Melvin is the source of all your stress, you are some kind of Bozo.

THIS WHOLE CHURCH IS OUT OF ORDER!!

This marks the 200th live show we've done - now that's SUBSTANCE!

We love the Purge franchise! It's great because no way could anything like this ever happen in the United States of America! It's so far-fetched! Hahaha!

This one features the show's first ever streaking.

God bless us, every one.

The gateway to hell features a crazed Beverly D'Angelo getting super weird with her dance clothes on - doesn't seem so bad.

Allow us to translate this one for you.

This is a movie that harkens back to a time when the biggest problem facing a President is a horny daughter.

Well, the title's right, anyway.

This could have all been avoided by following one simple rule: NEVER accept a rosary as a gift from anybody - not even Mem-mem or Pep-pep - not anyone!

Poor Charlton Heston is so lonely and entrenched in his conservatism. That's why we call him legend.

The Time Gun is a terrible invention.

Haven't you ever listened to a podcast just for the hell of it?

Don't shame a child for not wanting to go swimming after losing their family in a boating accident. It's really that simple. If you want to avoid all the murder.

This is a film that gives a strong case for remote work.

Crime is a disease. Pretending to be Clint Eastwood is the cure. Also, his name is Marion.

It's what's on the inside that counts, and what's inside is a tiny impish MAGA dude. Your ulcer is going to act up.

The suburbs are a very strange place.

This one's got some seriously delicious behind-the-scenes dish. You're welcome.

Wobbly Boston and Irish and Boston Irish accents PLUS giant explosions? Yes, please!

George Kennedy doesn't like it, but there's simply no choice.

Just the silliest possible facts, ma'am.

Thank goodness Tracy got out of being stuck in an elevator for this one!

James Woods is wondering if he can take your sixteen-year-old daughter to Vegas.

If you're not patriotic, he will murder you. That's right. Uncle Sam is a fascist.

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will go to the nearest mall.

Honey, why can't you just land the damn plane? Honey?

A guy's dick financed this podcast.

Honey, come on over here, sugar buns. This machine just called me an asshole!

Everyone who worked on Zorro The Gay Blade really believed in Zorro The Gay Blade.

It's hockey. It's funny. It's a hockey comedy.

P.J. Marino doesn't just love Ghost Voyage, he stars in it! It's a lovely cruise!

Michael Caine is a great actor. He has been in many shitty movies. This is one of them.