My Funeral Home Stories

He didn’t just kill himself… he made sure it worked.In this episode, a Grant, a funeral director's assasistant, shares one of the most disturbing and confusing calls of his life. A man everyone loved. A house that should have been filled with Christmas lights. And a suicide so extreme it didn’t make sense.He slit both of his arms open.And then started his car.Just in case.But this story isn’t just about how he died.It’s about trying to understand why.Why someone who seemed happy would do something so violent.Why some suicides feel impulsive… and others feel calculated.And what goes through your mind when you’re standing over the body of someone you actually knew.After years working in a funeral home, Grant has seen death in every form. But some scenes don’t leave you. This is one of them.And what happened after the call might be even worse.A desperate lie.A moment of guilt. And the realization that sometimes the living don’t handle death much better than the dead.This is a raw, unfiltered, true story from inside the funeral industry. Graphic, honest, and deeply human. ⚠️ Listener discretion advised. This episode contains graphic descriptions and discussions of suicide. $ - This episode was previously locked behind a paywall.

He wound the clock… then pulled the trigger.In this episode of My Funeral Home Stories, a real funeral director shares one of the most unsettling calls of his career. A late-night police pickup. A shotgun suicide. A silent house. And one detail that doesn’t make sense. A perfectly polished grandfather clock.But this story isn’t just about what happened in that bedroom.It’s about what happens after.What happens to the body.What happens to the people left behind.And the question no one wants to ask out loud:What happens to you if you do it?After years working in a funeral home, Grant has seen more death than most people will in a lifetime. But some calls don’t leave you. This is one of them.Raised in religion but surrounded by real death, he wrestles with a question that never really goes away.Can a good person make one irreversible decision and lose everything?Do suicides really go to hell?Or is that just something we tell ourselves to survive the unknown?This is a raw, unfiltered, true story from inside the funeral industry. Graphic, honest, and deeply human.⚠️ Listener discretion advised. This episode contains graphic descriptions and discussions of suicide.# - This episode was previously behind a paywal, it has been unlocked. ENJOY!

Grant's taking his first vacation from the funeral home in years to rest and recover from the grind of summer...Unfortunately, he's neither rested or recovered when Jenifer, the new funeral director, calls him for a favor that ends up turning into one of the craziest nights he's ever had on call.... ALSO what's up with that Steve guy?!?Thank you for listening! Follow Grant on IG: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitschGet Collection One + The Epilouge (Premium Only) at www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com

In this entry, Grant tries to decompress after a crazy start to the summer but is rudely interupted by Ned and a guy who decided to drive himself into a tree at 120 mph. Grant also recounts a time he was pooped on 3 times by the same lady...What a glorious and dignified profession!Thank you for listening!For Exclusive Premium (commerical free) Episodes of My Funeral Home Stories visit www.MyFuneralHomeStories.comFollow Grant on IG for updates on future eps and other stuff: www.Instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

What's the most embarrassing way to be found dead? There are so many ways to go, it's almost impossible to decide... until you remember that Autoerotic Asphyxiation exists. Grant tells several stories in this episode about carelessness and the price it pays on burnt out funeral director's assistants.Thank you for listening!For Exclusive Premium Episodes of My Funeral Home Stories visit www.MyFuneralHomeStories.comFollow Grant on IG for updates on future eps and other stuff: www.Instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

In this entry, Grant finally comes to a conclusion about Mary and has a surprisingly emotional reaction to a fairly routine house call. Grant's gonna have to get better about taking his pills if he wants them to work!If you enjoy this podcast, please rate and review wherever you listen and don't forget to tell a friend. Thanks for listening!Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

Grant's internal chemistry is off and he feels like he's going crazy after 72 sleepless hours on his new prescribed medications. The funeral home has changed him and he's having difficulty coping. Be sure to listen next week to hear the conclusion of The Mixed Medication Account.If you enjoy this podcast, please rate and review wherever you listen, Thanks for listeningGo To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

In this entry, Grant's in the middle of a crisis and confronted by some tough questions. What is he doing with his life? What's it feel like to be hit by a car? AND why does everybody think he pooped his pants? If you enjoy this podcast, please rate and review wherever you listen, Thanks for listening!Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

In this entry, Grant's got A LOT on his plate. His girlfriend just dumped him, he's convinced himself he's dying and now he's got a dead homeless man on the train tracks to deal with....It's been a LONG four days at the funeral home. This episode is the conclusion of The Blood-Borne Pathogen Lacrosse Chronicle Pt. 1. If you enjoy this podcast, please rate and review wherever you listen AND tell a friend!! THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

Grant's been having a very difficult time managing his personal life since things have been so busy at the funeral home lately. Between all the bodies and extra hours working, Grant barely has time for his girlfriend, Mary. Things have been tense but they're about to go nuclear! Find out what happens next week in Part 2 of The Blood-Borne Pathogen Lacrosse Chronicle. If you enjoy this podcast, please rate and review wherever you listen, Thank you for listening!Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

Grant’s Independence Day Nap was interrupted by his noisy neighbors AND a 73 year old woman, who’s head was just blown open by an antique canon. Grant’s realizing that you don’t really get days off when you work in a funeral home. If you enjoy the podcast please rate, review and tell a friend about My Funeral Home Stories. Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

Season Three of My Funeral Home Stories starts May 21st on the IHeart Radio App, Apple Podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts !!!Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!

Season 3 of My Funeral Home Stories starts May 21st, 2020....See you soon.Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!

Grant partied a little too hard last night and isn’t sure he’s in the best condition to handle a hectic Saturday at the funeral home... Not to mention, he may have just seen a few text messages that could ruin his relationship. Sounds like a pretty rough day.Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed this episode be sure to subscribe, rate and review. Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

Every suicide is sad and strange but some are stranger than others. In this entry, Grant writes about a very unique police call he got one afternoon while 'assisting' Ned in a routine embalming. Grant is realizing that not every question has an answer in the funeral industry and his personal life may be falling apart because of it.Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

In this entry, Grant struggles to find the time or enthusiasm to study for difficult upcoming psychology final exam while also balancing his funeral home and partying schedules. It's hard to balance everything all the time especially when part of everything is picking up dead bodies from seedy gang run drug dens. If you enjoyed this entry, be sure to subscribe, rate and review OR you could tell a friend :) Thanks for listening. Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

It's 5pm on a Friday and Grant couldn't be more excited to cut loose on his weekend off BUT his plans are quickly ruined by a 700 pound dead man and a couple of gas station sandwiches.If you enjoyed this entry, be sure to subscribe and rate the podcast, thanks for listening! Follow Grant: @PomoAndKitschGo To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!

Grant, an 8th grader helping out around his family’s funeral home, has a to give a presentation about the most interesting thing he did this summer. The only problem is, Grant didn’t do anything interesting….until this weekend.Imagine being 13 years old and having to move a dead body with a caved in face and 77 stabs wounds. Would YOU think it was a good idea to present it to your entire 8th grade class? Grant did.Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

People die every single day of the year which means the funeral home is open every single day of the year….even Christmas.In this entry, Grant writes about a life changing death call that happened one Christmas Eve.If you enjoyed this entry be sure to subscribe and rate the podcast, thanks for listening!Follow Grant on Social Media: @PomoAndKitschGo To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

Some days at the funeral home are completely forgettable, other days you're told that a prominent foot doctor and his wife committed suicide in their office. Those days are a little harder to forget.In this entry, Grant writes about dealing with a numb mouth and a crazy ex-girlfriend while out on a death call.If you enjoyed this entry be sure to subscribe and rate the podcast, thanks for listening!Follow Grant on Social Media: @PomoAndKitschGo To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

Hotels are weird. People do so many things in hotel rooms. They eat, they sleep, they have sex and, occasionally, they die in absolutely horrific fashions…It happens more often than you might think.Grant writes about an average day at the office in today's entry.If you enjoyed this entry be sure to subscribe and rate the podcast, thanks for listening!Follow Grant on Social Media: @PomoAndKitschGo To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

In this episode, Grant writes about a date night that was ruined after he threw up on a badly decomposing man, who was being eaten by his cats. YES, THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.If you enjoyed this entry be sure to subscribe and rate the podcast, thanks for listening!Follow Grant on Social Media: @PomoAndKitschGo To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

Grant’s phone rings after several drinks on his night off, It’s Andy from the funeral home, there are two men shot to death and frozen solid inside the police station and Andy's partner is M.I.A. Looks like Grant has to go! Why are the bodies inside the police station? How many times were they shot? What’s frozen brain matter feel like? How bad does blood smell? These questions don't matter when Grant almost kills Andy by accident with a very well concealed sawed-off shotgun frozen into a dead man’s hand!If you enjoyed this entry be sure to subscribe and rate the podcast, thanks for listening!Follow Grant on Social Media: @PomoAndKitschGo To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

A man stabs his family to death and then accidentally lights himself on fire in the basement. There are some things that you can’t UNsee, this man’s face is one of them. In this episode, Grant writes about one of the most horrifying crime scenes he ever responded to as a funeral director’s assistant. What was going through his mind? How much skin really peeled off that man’s arms? Listen and find out! If you enjoyed this entry, be sure to subscribe and rate the podcast, thanks for listening! Follow Grant on Social Media: @PomoAndKitschGo To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch

Homicide, suicide or natural causes. Everything becomes normal when you're working at a funeral home. This podcast follows the journal entries of Grant, a funeral director’s assistant; and his most shocking and unforgettable experiences picking up dead bodies for his family’s funeral home. This podcast contains content that may be inappropriate for some listeners.Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!