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My Husband Would Never

by Miss Champagne

Do you ever get the feeling that love is happening all around you, but not to you? Romance is in the air, but after you take a deep breath you realize it’s actually pollution? Well, welcome home baby. This is My Husband Would Never. My name is Miss Champagne, and I will be peeling back the curtain on dating in a city where everyone knows everybody. Nothing is off-limits. This is more than a podcast. It’s an open diary, and you have an all-access pass.Follow Me on IG!@MyHusbandWouldNever@DiaryofMissChampagneI do not own the rights to any music used in the trailer or episodes.

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Episodes

  1. Volume III, Chapter 25: Only You Can Call Me Miss Champagne

    My Husband Would Never comes to a close. IG@MyHusbandWouldNever

  2. Volume III, Chapter 24: Log Off, Clock Out, & Touch Grass

    Miss Champagne discusses the impact of social media on her personal and romantic life. IG: @MyHusbandWouldNever

  3. Volume III, Chapter 23: Do It For The Gram

    Champagne discusses what led her to take a step away from dating apps.

  4. Volume III, Chapter 22: Let’s Get Married

    Champagne goes back to Sacramento for a special celebration. IG: @MyHusbandWouldNever

  5. Volume III, Chapter 21: Terry

    Champagne pulls up on Terry.

  6. Volume III, Chapter 20: The Albert Einstein Effect

    Miss Champagne shares a memory of meeting one of her dearest friends in Houston when things take an unexpected turn.

  7. Volume III, Chapter 19: Soft Girl Season

    Miss Champagne enters her soft girl era with the help of her sister circle. IG: @MyHusbandWouldNever The My Husband Would Never team does not own the rights to any music used in these episodes. Hey Romantics, my name is Champagne. Miss Champagne if you’re nasty and you’re listening to volume…

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  8. Volume III, Chapter 18: Good. Grief.

    Miss Champagne discusses the importance of welcoming and releasing grief.

  9. Volume III, Chapter 17: The Sabbatical

    Miss Champagne returns to the mic to share how life has evolved, and her plans for My Husband Would Never moving forward. IG:@MyHusbandWouldNever The creators, writers, and producers of this podcast do not own the rights to any music used in these recordings ###

  10. Volume II, Chapter 16: Friends

    Miss Champagne brings Volume II to a close in an unprecedented way. IG: @MyHusbandWouldNever The creators, writers, and producers of this podcast do not own the rights to any music used in these recordings ###

  11. Volume II, Chapter 15: About D*mn Time

    Champagne travels down memory lane and has a much needed conversation with Terry. IG:@MyHusbandWouldNever The creators and writers of My Husband Would Never do not own the rights to any music used in this episode.

  12. Volume II, Chapter 14: Wednesday

    Champagne shares the details of her first date with Terry. Stay connected with My Husband Would Never by following us on IG @MyHusbandWouldNever I do not own the rights to the music in this episode.

  13. Volume II, Chapter 13: Picture Perfect To Me

    Miss Champagne gets out of her comfort zone and tries something new. I do not own the rights to any music used in these recordings IG: @MyHusbandWouldNever

  14. Volume II, Chapter 12 - Hopeful in Houston

    Miss Champagne prepares to move to Houston, Texas and meets an interesting new character.

  15. Volume II, Chapter 11 - Blame it on the Champagne

    After a much needed hiatus, Miss Champagne returns to share some unexpected news. I do not own the rights to any music used in these recordings IG: @MyHusbandWouldNever

  16. Chapter Ten: A Story for Another Time

    Miss Champagne brings Volume I of My Husband Would Never to a close, by tying up a few loose ends. . IG: @MyHusbandWouldNever

  17. Chapter Nine: It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s a KittyFish!

    Miss Champagne shares a story about one of her early dating app experiences. Stay connected with My Husband Would Never by following us on IG @MyHusbandWouldNever

  18. Chapter Eight: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? I think the f*ck not.

    In Chapter Eight Miss Champagne discusses her quest to find the last single gentleman on Earth. Does he exist? Listen to Chapter Eight to find out! IG: @MyHusbandWouldNever

  19. Chapter Seven: Nice Guys Don’t Send D*ck Pics

    In this chapter Champagne discusses “Nice Guy Syndrome” and how to say no to good enough. Stay up to date with My Husband Would Never by following us on instagram at @MyHusbandWouldNever. Be the first to know about new chapters and show your support by leaving a rating on Apple Podcasts…

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  20. Chapter Six: That's Some Scary $h*t!

    In the spirit of spooky szn, Champagne shares her experience with ghosting and other dating horror stories. IG: @MyHusbandWouldNever

  21. Chapter Five: Why Would I Ride or Die?

    Champagne discusses why she’d rather die than ride and dives deep into struggle love.

  22. Chapter Four: I am not Captain Fix-A-H*e

    Champagne discusses love bombing, red flags and knowing when to make your exit from a relationship.

  23. Chapter Three: It’s all about the boomerang, baby.

    Champagne discusses multi-dating and how to recover after you shoot your shot and miss.

  24. Chapter Two: Welcome to Singlehood

    Champagne Giggles discusses her most recent break-up and steps she’s taking to move forward in a healthy way.

  25. Chapter One: Meeting My Husband Would Never

    Join Champagne Giggles as she shares the origin story of My Husband Would Never.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Do you ever get the feeling that love is happening all around you, but not to you? Romance is in the air, but after you take a deep breath you realize it’s actually pollution? Well, welcome home baby. This is My Husband Would Never. My name is Miss Champagne, and I will be peeling back the curtain on dating in a city where everyone knows everybody. Nothing is off-limits. This is more than a podcast. It’s an open diary, and you have an all-access pass.Follow Me on IG!@MyHusbandWouldNever@DiaryofMissChampagneI do not own the rights to any music used in the trailer or episodes.

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Do you ever get the feeling that love is happening all around you, but not to you? Romance is in the air, but after you take a deep breath you realize it’s actually pollution? Well, welcome home baby. This is My Husband Would Never. My name is Miss Champagne, and I will be peeling back the curtain...

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My Husband Would Never is created and hosted by Miss Champagne.
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