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My Top Everything
by My Top Everything Podcast
Three childhood friends discuss their top 3 everything from astronauts to rom-coms.
Episodes
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Top 3 Halloween Movies
🧟 It's SPOOKTOBER y'all, and that means we're talking about Halloween movies 🎃 Things get unsurprisingly heated this week as our hosts approach the topic of the best Halloween movies ever with their usual recipe of no fact, all feeling. By the way, since I am the producer and I get to write…
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Top 3 Fall Flavors
🍎 Fall is in the air and IN OUR MOUTHS! Come take a listen this week to see how we can get riled up over something and sweet and harmless as a caramel apple. What are your favorite fall flavors?? Meet us at our socials below or email us to join in the bloody fray! Follow us @MyTopEverything on...
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Top 3 Autumn Activities
🍂🍁 Do you feel it? That silent chill in the air, creeping up your spine and whispering into your ear: "School is starting soooooooooooonnnnnnn..." But like us, you're in your 30s and this is just a trauma response to the horrors inflicted on your in school like 20 years ago? Just us? Ok....
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Top 3 Creative Ways to Dispose of Murder Evidence with Guest Co-host Jenn
We're killing it with our topic selection this week! Join us this week as we discuss our most creative ways to dispose of evidence of deeds most foul with our friend, Jenn. You'll be in stitches. You'll die laughing! I wonder if the algorithms will even allow this episode? We'll all find out...
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Top 3 Desserts with Guest Co-host macatzie
I sure hope you brought your appetite this week, because we're talking about all things dessert. This episode is NOT sponsored by Big Insuline. We are joined once more this week by our talented and opinionated friend and guest co-host, Mackenzie! See our friend Mackenzie's work on her instagram...
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Top 3 Things I Hate That Are an Unpopular Opinion
Unpopular opinions: everyone's got 'em. Popular opinions: everyone's got 'em and for most people, they are the same. Things I hate that are unpopular opinions: Three of us have them, it totally makes sense, we don't get confused by the topic, you listen to this, find it fascinating and enraging,...
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Top 3 Pants-Sh**ting Stories
Hey, I think we're going to have to pull off at the next exit. No, it's number twooOOOOo OMG PULL OVER NOW I'M GONNA - 💩 Sorry listeners that are on a road trip, the last thing we want is for you, like us, to lose your fading grip on your bowels and sully your pantaloons! This week, our…
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Top 3 Summer Activities
🌞🌦️👗👒 OHHHH IT'S SUMMER TIME, BABY! Oh, you're telling me it's been summer for over a month? DON'T CARE, late, great, and looking to date is how we ROLL! Join us this week as we talk about our asbolute favorite, top, prime summer activities. Some of them may not be as you expect! Follow us...
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Top 3 Irrational Things That Overwhelm Us
I know you're reading this on an iPhone or Android device right now. Have you ever gone behind enemy lines, fraternized with the devil and tried to use the other one? Did you thusly throw that device straight into a wall or phone, run to a nearby couch, and scream into a pillow?? Then YOU might…
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Top 3 Sounds That Give Me the Ick
The Ick™ /ˈɪk/ noun Used to describe a feeling of disgust that arises usually after a specific, often trivial, behavior. Or SOUNDS in the case of this weeks episode! (Thank you, Wikipedia, for the definition). What sounds give our brave hosts the ick? What parasitic soundwaves reverse kick them...
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Top 3 Best Stories of Us
🎶MACY GRAY, SAVE US!!!🎶 Today we take a break from our usual format, gather around the digital campfire, and tell our top 3 stories of US! No, not the United States, but WE, the co-hosts of the pod. Have we made ourselves clear? Do you understand now? Listen to this episode and bask in the...
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Top 3 Secretly Toxic TV Couples
Here at My Top Everything, we know you've been in a bad relationship. Maybe there were red flags you missed or actively chose to ignore, or maybe things were a little more subtle and only your friends and family could actually see the truth: You were in a secretly toxic relationship, entertaining...
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Top 3 Most Excrutiating Forms of Exercise
Exercising is the worst, but what's the WORST of the worst? Join us this week as we dive deep and try to identify the most painful, terrible, miserable ways to stay fit and healthy. Have you ever passed out during yoga? Fallen from the top of a bouldering wall? Stood in a line for too long? What...
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Top 3 Things I Did During Our Hiatus
What have we been up to in the 9 months when we weren't recording? Find out what we did with our gestation period that could've grown a full human baby. Broached topics: Podcast Edging, Everything's On the Table, Wittle Whittlers, Bird Straws, Worker Bees Want Work, Mara's Pet Dead Desk Fly…
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Top 3 Pranks I've Done Since We Decided to Restart Recording
It's been a hot minute, but we're back! Or are we? In honor of April Fool's, we'd like to share our Top 3 Pranks We've Done Since We Decided to Start Recording Again. Follow us @MyTopEverythingPodcast on Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions,...
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(PART 2) Top 3 Cults I Could Be Swindled Into Joining
If there's one episode you won't want to miss, it's this one. We start off by responding to a VERY interesting letter that may or may not make the case as to why a certain organization is cultlike. AND we saved our best picks for our #1 spots, including cults we've stumbled into during our early...
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Top 3 Cults I Could Be Swindled Into Joining - Part 1
Some of us had an easier time than others thinking of cults we might just join. But we're not examining what that means! We talked about cults for so long, we had to break this episode into two parts. Broached topics include: Alien Scientists, Our Cult Family Name, Can You Trust PETA's Website,...
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Top 3 Embarrassing High School Moments
Boy Howdy! Buckle yourselves in for a wild ride as we brave the depths of high school and relive our most embarrassing moments.*** If you're an adult who knew us during this time, please, skip the first twenty or so minutes of this podcast. It involves periods. Broached topics include: Post-Hand...
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Top 3 Vacation Pet Peeves
As summertime approaches, we review our biggest pet peeves while on vacation. Join us as we recount our most annoying moments on vacation and try not to name actual names. Watch us perform mental gymnastics as we complain about what pretty much everyone would complain about! Broached topics...
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Top 3 Unique Ways To Paint
It's Autism Awareness Month! Our high school friend Tyler, founder of the Barefoot Autism Challenge, suggested that we talk about unique ways to paint in honor of this month's theme, Barefoot Art. Broached topics include: Is Art Physical?, Painting with Pets, Collecting the Blood of Your Friends,...
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Top 3 Animals I'd Like to be Turned Into
It's time for a topic that is discussed at 4th grade lunch tables across America: what animal would you want to be turn into? Mara discovers she wants to be kept. Marian goes for the land, air, and water trifecta. Cara gets freaky with butt juice and polygamy. Join us as we argue over which…
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My Top Ethical Dilemma
Just 3 best friends coming up with excruciating ethical dilemmas in order to give us sound bytes that would definitely tank us should we run for office ten years from now. Join us as we discuss cheating, murder, trolleys, organs, and vegetarians. Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates!...
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Top 3 Worst Baby Boy Names
Just 3 best friends unilaterally judging all baby boy names, as is our God-given right. Topics of interest: A Million New Year Updates, Hypermasculine Baby Boys, Marian vs. Insta Influencers, Mara Makes It Personal, Bad Nicknames, Bullies, and Is Adolf a Cop Out? Follow us @MyTopEverything on…
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Top 3 Resolutions for 2024
We're ringing in the New Year with our top resolutions we'd like to achieve before the year-end. Some of us have long, laborious goals; others, a headstand that they believe will take ten days to master. Broached topics: The Height of the Stakes, #ChangeOurPodToMET, How To Intro a Podcast…
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Top 3 Animated Films
Everyone loves a good animated film. Some of us even love not-so-good animated films. Luckily, our childhood best friend Mackenzie is with us to set the record straight on ALL animated films, because she's pretty much seen every single one in existence. See what films made her long list below!...
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Top 3 Spookiest Places
It's a month late due to technical difficulties, but here's our Halloween-themed episode! Join us as we discuss the spookiest places we've ever been or hope to never be caught dead in. Broached subjects: The Purpose of Radar Guns, Who is Bloody Mary?, Spooky v. Scary (a Supreme Court case),...
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Top 3 Distractions I'm Thankful For
Mara is on hiatus but don't worry, we've brought twice the fun to make up for it! Guest BFFs, Lucas and Grayson (formerly known as our producer), join us for our Thanksgiving-themed episode to talk about the distrations we're most thankful for this year. Broached subjects: Grace isn't that bad,...
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Top 3 Monsters That Could Make a Marriage Last
Monsters may not seem like the optimal marriage candidates, but we're here to prove you wrong. Let us sell you on our eligible bachelors, bachelorettes, and bachelorthems! Broached subjects: Cara and The Seat of Her Pants, Ray Romano is OK (for now), are henchmen good spouses?, and Groot the…
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Top 3 Worst Topics for a First Date
Some of us have been on many, many first dates. Too many to count. Others, just a handful - not because we're losers! But because we're not shameful promiscuous hoes like Mara and Cara. Join us as we list the worst topics to bring up on a first date. Broached subjects: burn my Kindle when I die,...
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Top 3 Geological Mysteries
Geology is full of mysteries that scientists are still trying to figure out today. Join us as we talk about our favorites. Broached topics: upside-down cups vs. columns, Mushrooms: The Perfect Shape, PCR Inventor Is Definitely Still Alive, erosion, erosion, erosion, Marian hates geology &…
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Top 3 Niche Jobs I'd Do (If They Paid Well)
We're joined by one of our best childhood friends, Anna, as we explore jobs we'd do if they actually paid well. Broached topics: pussona, carte blanche, bangs & banging, jobs for youngest children, Anna's Goldilocks Mountain, I Love You... BUT, North Korean bereavement comedians, Mousegate…
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Top 3 Worst Baby Girl Names
Apologies for the gender-centric subject of this episode. We'll be sure to roast neutral baby names and baby boy names in the future. Broached topics: genital shirts, lobbing it out of the park, Cambian parks, top 50 friends, LadyBirding, quoches, Name Your Daughters Vulva!, cat butthole, pretty...
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Top 3 Archrivals In My Life
Whether it's the toaster that burns every slice no matter the setting, the spider that resides in the corner of our living room, or that one traffic light that always seems to change red when we're running late, we all engage in daily battles with various nemeses. In the podcast, you'll learn…
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Top 3 Most Annoying TV Leads
There are a lot of frustrating TV main characters out there, but these ones really get our goat. And for the first time ever, all three of us have the same person on our list. It's a very special occasion for an especially frustrating lead! Honorable mentions include: 1. Larry David, Curb Your...
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Top 3 Ghost Encounters
Take a walk on the spooky side this week as we discuss our top 3 *mostly* personal experiences with the paranormal. Strap in for an hour of ghosts, phantoms, mimics, and poltergeists and we'll see if we can make you believe. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Twitter and Insta for updates! Email us...
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Top 3 Panic Attacks
We immediately regretted picking panic attacks as a topic. On the plus side, this episode features amusing hiking stories, tattoos, and general existential dread. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Twitter and Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions,...
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Top 3 Worst Tasting Vegetables
What even are vegetables? Turns out, we're not so sure. We thought this was going to be a 40 minute episode, tops. Unexpectedly, we have a lot of feelings about radishes, tubers, whether legumes qualify, if vegetables exist, and red leaf lettuce. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Twitter and Insta...
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Top 3 Worst Things I've Witnessed A Child Do
What are the worst things we've witnessed a kid do? Turns out for Mara, not much. A mild jump scare makes Mara's top 3, Cara watches kids accidentally hurt themselves a lot, and Marian once took care of a serial-killer-to-be. Surprisingly, no one mentions that Marian poops her pants in this...
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Top 3 Things I Would Do WITH A Million Dollars
In our last episode, we each earned a million dollars by doing something crazy. Now, find out what each of us are going to do with our newfound fortunes! Listen on to hear about fan-fics, mustard, and cattle. If what you heard about Camp Hantesa from Cara in this episode sounds like something you...
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Top 3 Things I Would Do For A Million Dollars
In this podcast, we answer what's been on every listener's minds... what would we do for a million dollars? If you want to hear about anechoic chambers, Walden, and stray cat stew, then listen on. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Twitter and Insta for updates! Email us at...
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Top 3 Conspiracies I Think Could Be Real
What are our Top 3 conspiracies we think could be true? Turns out Cara believes in nothing, Mara thinks a lot about dinosaurs, and Marian is suspicious of celebrities. Follow us on Twitter at @MyTopEverything for updates and to join the conversation! Email us at [email protected]...
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Top 3 Pet Peeves
What are our Top 3 pet peeves? We start off strong so if you don’t like bathroom talk you’ll want to head straight to minute 14. Pet Peeve Honorable Mentions, so you can make sure NEVER TO DO THESE EVER AGAIN AROUND US: Unglazed pots and pans Loud crunching, chewing, or humming while eating...
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Top 3 Irrational Fears
Come along on a scary carnival ride with us as we face our most irrational and terrifying fears. Follow us on Twitter at @mytopeverything
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Top 5 Hotties Without Human Bodies
Who are the top 5 cartoon characters we’d date AND take home to our parents? This one’s a wild ride so buckle in! Follow us on Twitter at @mytopeverything
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