Mystery Boys w/ Kurt Metzger & Duncan Trussell

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour SPONSORS: If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://nocd.com Don’t sleep on [@ultrapouches ]. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at http://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the investigation starts with the Liber Vaccae, an ancient homunculus text tied to forbidden experiments in reality manipulation, transformation, and perception control. From there, the thread connects Knights Templar symbolism to the Mickey Mouse logo, Disney-era control narratives, and the idea that cultural meaning is engineered rather than discovered. The conversation expands into White Lotus method acting as psychological conditioning, Duncan’s Irish right-wing doppelgänger, and Belfast as symbolic escalation in a larger narrative conflict. The boys also dive into Reddit reviews and online discourse around the Tenga Egg and other pocket toys, unpacking anonymous testimonials and consumer psychology. The discussion builds into one world government frameworks, missing-scientist anomalies, and the possibility that modern history is assembled rather than recorded.This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 05 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:27 - MAGAA 00:02:34 - The Mystery Boys Have Life Updates 00:04:03 - Holding In Your Jizz For Power 00:08:29 - New Slur Alert! 00:10:08 - Please Book The Mystery Boys For Riyadh Festival 00:13:46 - Can Someone Be Allergic To Eating Kids? 00:15:16 - Tick Bites Make You Gay 00:16:23 - The Truth About The Zimbabwe Aliens 00:21:34 - Is Kurt Metzgerstein Jewish? 00:24:27 - A Reading From The Liber Vaccae 00:41:58 - Computer Using Human Brain Tissue 00:42:48 - Corrupt Doctor Running Abortion Clinic 00:44:48 - Back To Learning About The Liber Vaccae 00:45:22 - Frank Sinatra's Creepy Side 00:47:34 - Danny Elfman Rabbit Hole 01:00:32 - Kurt's Land Acknowledgement 01:04:04 - The Mysteries Of The K-Pop People 01:05:55 - A Surprise From Miss Bum Bum 01:07:01 - Chun Li Appreciation 01:08:53 - Duncan Teaches Kurt About The Vajankle 01:12:33 - The Ultimate Sex Doll 01:17:36 - Fleshlight Shame 01:29:05 - Mithrus and The Tenga Eggs 01:35:39 - Misgendering The Tenga Egg Reviewer 01:40:51 - Having Sex With My Mom 01:42:58 - Gay Shame Month 01:43:49 - Bottom Fever On Postmates 01:47:06 - The Bottom Doctor, Evan Goldstein 01:50:32 - White Lotus Method Acting 01:54:33 - Mikey Mouse Castration Explanation 01:56:36 - Duncan's Irish Right Wing Doppelganger 01:59:50 - Belfast Is Burning 02:03:11 - We Want A One World Government Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out the many dongs drawn by Duncan here! https://x.com/mysteryboyspod/status/2065238092106129578?s=46 Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour SPONSORS: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code MYSTERY. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, the boys investigate a possibly drugged-up Dennis Prager, ask whether Iran can forgive us, uncover the origins of Lindsey Graham, explain what really happened with the Sam Altman firebombing, and use remote viewing to explore the male anatomy of Palm Beach Pete and Jeffrey Epstein. Along the way, ChatGPT analyzes farts, the debate over ISIS vs. ISIL rages on, terrorism gets redefined, missing scientists are located psychically, and The Great Clown Dick is finally explored. Also: Tom Segura's wigs, Bert Kreischer's possible Chinese ancestry, the autistic pipe bomber, Duncan's latest remote-viewing artwork, and enough questionable research to get the Mystery Boys banned from several dimensions. Artist Corner: Enjoy "Rest In Penis" by Rest In Penis https://cuntsacrecords.bandcamp.com/album/rest-in-penis This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_004 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:32 - Dennis Prager Possibly High? 00:06:38 - How Lindsey Graham Was Created 00:16:31 - Sam Altman Getting Fire Bombed 00:22:26 - Duncan's Remote Viewing Art 00:29:55 - ChatGPT Analyzes Farts 00:37:56 - Isis Or Isil? 00:40:39 - We Need To Redefine Terrorism 00:41:49 - Remote Viewing Palm Beach Pete's Penis 00:52:30 - Exploring The Great Clown Dick 01:08:01 - Autistic Pipe Bomber 01:11:31 - Tom Segura's Wigs 01:15:12 - The Master Of Clowns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates over at http://duncantrussell.com/tour Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell, where government files, occult conspiracies, and internet investigations collide. This week: Jeffrey Epstein's secret phone number, Big Homie.CC's ongoing hunt for Epstein, alien-human hybrid evidence, blood-drinking elites, Disney's ancient evil, and why King Charles' fingers may reveal more than the mainstream media wants to admit. Kurt and Duncan attempt to call Epstein directly, debate whether James Bond was an occult operative, investigate global elite networks, uncover why Kurt was in the files, and ask the important questions about Korean Jesus, federal agents, and women with c*cks. Somewhere along the way, they discover that finding Epstein might be easier than anyone thought. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 03 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:15 - Is Kurt Suno-Korean Jesus?00:04:06 - Finding Epstein's Phone Number00:07:17 - Calling Big Homie.CC00:15:17 - Calling Jeffery Epstein00:20:04 - We Are Feds00:21:55 - James Bond Is Occultist?00:23:39 - Evidence Of Alien Human Hybrids00:27:42 - Stop Eating Babies00:39:52 - Blood Drinking00:41:08 - Disney Has Always Been EVIL00:42:15 - It's Time To Derp00:51:25 - Kurt is in THE Files00:57:06 - Women With C*cks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates over at http://duncantrussell.com/tour Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell, where paranoia, occult symbolism, and forbidden knowledge are treated with the seriousness they deserve. This week: Peter Thiel vs. the Pope, Vatican serpent worship, secret bloodlines, grey cryptids, and the how corporatism is just Satanism and everyone is falling for it. Kurt explains “Project Jehovah,” Duncan discovers Pokémon may be occult propaganda connected to the Dresden Codex and Apollo missions, and somewhere along the way they uncover links between Baldur’s Gate, Harry Potter, black face lore, and genetically engineered parasites engineered for discarnate entities worshipped by global leadership. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 02 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:47 - Drew Berrymore's Comedic Genius 00:12:23 - Mass Marriages 00:15:46 - Peter Thiel vs. The Pope 00:21:39 - The Serpent In The Vatican 00:41:39 - The Larp Of Satanism 00:50:25 - Project Jehovah 00:56:34 - Pokemon Is Satanic 01:02:03 - Chris Fleming Is Saving Comedy 01:08:56 - Project Jehovah Pt. 2 01:20:07 - Balder's Gate Correlation 01:40:07 - Project Jehovah: The Conclusion 01:49:43 - The REAL Harry Potter 01:59:54 - Our Leaders Are Good People Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Mystery Boys, a brand-new podcast from YMH Studios, hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell, where ancient mysteries, modern misinformation, and aggressively positive curiosity collide. Kurt and Duncan kick off Episode 1 with their mission to explore the world’s strangest ideas while attempting to decalcify the Fourth Eye of everyone in the room. If you've got a hard-on for unhinged historical beliefs or even a stiffy for occult symbolism, you're in the right place!The Boys unpack surveillance startups, debunk Paris catacomb myths that absolutely do not involve jars of dicks, spiral through ancient semen lore involving dragons and vitality, roast Aristotle’s ideas about nourishment, examine cult structures, tarot, and the infamous concept “revelation of the method.” They also question celebrity doctors, Andrew Tate's "Rasputin", Palantir, and try to decipher what substances powerful people might be on as they run the world from the shadows.This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 01 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:00 - Baby Batter Banter 00:13:07 - Scholar-On-Gentleman Action 00:20:42 - Chinese Factory Girl 00:23:41 - Mystery Boys Book Swap 00:33:22 - Illuminati Card Games 00:41:57 - Andrew Tate's Rasputin 00:47:51 - Ms. Rachel 00:53:22 - Palantir Party 01:03:55 - Yoko Ono & Chuck Berry 01:08:03 - Right Hand Wizards & Katy Perry 01:13:49 - Occult Symbols & Sus Doctors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mystery Boys follows comedians and renegade truth seekers @duncantrussell and @kurtmetzger on a quest to expose the secrets they swear the world isn’t ready for. Join them as they unravel shadowy plots, expose forbidden knowledge, and uncover digital underworld clues, all with the gleeful confidence of men who definitely, probably, might know what they’re talking about. First episode premieres May 21st at 8pm CT on YMH Studios YouTube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices