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Mystery, Outsiders, and Abs

by Kevin & Erin Weir

Join Kevin and Erin as they watch Riverdale and other teen dramas as their intended audience, fully grown adults.

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Episodes

  1. But Actually in the Books (Shadowhunters Recap)

    A look back at what Shadowhunters brought us and a look forward to the future. Our theme song has been Doomed Romance by Purple Planet Music.

  2. ...Must Come To an End (Shadowhunters 3.22)

    Everyone gets through Hell.

  3. Shadowhunters Speedrun (Shadowhunters 3.21)

    Everyone goes to Hell.

  4. I'll Fight His Dad, Son (Shadowhunters 3.20)

    Magnus gets some father-son time, Clary sets up a meet, Maia looks to the future, the Shadowhunters hold fast

  5. I Walk a Lonely Road (Shadowhunters 3.19)

    Clary takes the evil road, Jace takes the slow road, Izzy takes the direct road, Magnus takes the lonely road

  6. I Escalated to the Manager (Shadowhunters 3.18)

    Jace goes Halloween hunting, Clary gets infected, Simon leads a tour, Alek makes a deal

  7. Failing Upwards (Shadowhunters 3.17)

    Clary interrogates, Simon goes undercover, Alek plans the perfect night, Jace is doing fine

  8. Jonathan Brain vs. Clary Brain (Shadowhunters 3.16)

    Clary gets Jonathan Brain, Jonathan makes a deal, Simon and Izzy make a pact, Magnus makes the hard choice

  9. It’s Fine When She Was In the Basement (Shadowhunters 3.15)

    Luke seeks punishment, Clary seeks Luke, Magnus seeks home, Maia seeks vengeance,

  10. There IS a Kiss (Shadowhunter 3.14)

    Maia and Jordan go deep, Simon and Luke go on a search, Clary and Jace go on a date, Clary and "Jace" go on a date.

  11. Getting Into Kinky Stuff (Shadowhunter 3.13)

    Jordon is back and hunting Heidi, Izzy fights off a relapse, Luke and Maryse take on a lock, Clary goes for a tattoo removal

  12. But in the Bible! (Shadowhunters 3.12)

    Clary is on the move, Jace is on the hunt, Simon is on the mend, Magnus is living his life

  13. *Stares Into Fire* (Shadowhunters 3.11)

    Jace mourns, Simon wallows, Magnus copes, Clary wakes up with the worst weirdo

  14. The Journey’s End (Riverdale Full Series Recap)

    7 years. 7 years. 7 whole ass years and 1 hour to talk about it all.

  15. We Made a Mistake (Riverdale Season 7 Recap)

    A look back at the final season of Riverdale.

  16. The Curse is Broken (Riverdale 7.20)

    It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over.

  17. The Greatest Gift of All: A Whitewashed History (Riverdale 7.19)

    Everyone looks back by looking forward (which is looking back [which is in the future])

  18. Why Would Tabitha (See; God) Do This? (Riverdale 7.18)

    Jughead follows a melting man, Archie chases the sea, Betty hits the gas, Cheryl uncovers the truth

  19. Josie McCoy, Full-Grown Adult (Riverdale 7.17)

    The post-convention episode. Archie makes a move, Veronica makes a friend, Jughead makes an IP, Betty makes it happen.

  20. Teens in Adult Business (Riverdale 7.16)

    Jughead saves comics, Archie experiments, Betty meets family, Veronica gives some advice

  21. You Are A Pervert, Sir (Riverdale 7.15)

    Betty joins a beauty pageant, Veronica happily joins a beauty pageant, Toni proudly joins a beauty pageant, Ethel wants to join a beauty pageant

  22. Kevin Writes Friend Fiction (Riverdale 7.14)

    Archie figures out Archie, Kevin has creative struggles, Betty looks at Veronica, Veronica looks at Betty

  23. Words Are Important (Riverdale 7.13)

    Archie is a communist, Betty is a communist, Veronica is a communist, Jughead is especially a communist

  24. Shipping Speedrun (Riverdale 7.12)

    Archie is the captain now, Betty moves out, Jughead keeps the case open, Cheryl gets sad.

  25. The Rise of Horny Betty (Riverdale 7.11)

    Jughead doesn't tolerate lactose, Veronica goes to Bomont, Betty picks a boy, Cheryl goes mask on/off

  26. Why Don’t We Take Off Our Shirts & Run? (Riverdale 7.10)

    Toni carves out a space, Jughead finds a clue, Archie goes for a ride, Reggie makes a breakthrough.

  27. Turned On By a Volcano (Riverdale 7.09)

    It's a double digest! Betty gets bad therapy and Veronica does good business.

  28. We Bought a Boy (Riverdale 7.08)

    Sorry for the late upload. Archie learns about racism, Cheryl tries to go steady, Jughead gets a date, Veronica gaslights.

  29. The Return of the Robo-Run (Riverdale 7.07)

    Kevin struggles, Archie lends a hand, Jughead finds a dad, Betty acts out

  30. Full Grown 1950s Woman w/ Dan Gibbins (Riverdale 7.06)

    Archie becomes the man of the house, Jughead meets his hero, Cheryl come out, Veronica "She's All That"s Betty.

  31. My Hot Granddaughter w/ Dan Gibbins (Riverdale 7.05)

    Jughead writes four tales of terror, including heads getting chopped off, the farmer's daughter, a beehive, and Archie Comics.

  32. Love Graph. Love Graph, Baby (Riverdale 7.04)

    Archie's getting married off, Betty learns facts about her boyfriend, Jughead gets wooed, Veronica is... good?

  33. It’s the Bee’s Knees (Riverdale 7.03)

    Betty tries to have sex, Archie tries to have sex, Toni tries to have sex, Jughead tries desperately not to have sex.

  34. Racist Turtle Cursed With Human Form (Riverdale 7.02)

    Veronica tests Archie, Jughead starts a new job, Betty has relationship troubles, Cheryl does the hard sell.

  35. Do You Wanna Hop On My Bike? (Riverdale 7.01)

    Jughead looks for a way home, Veronica comes to town, Archie fights for independence, Betty and Toni combat systemic racism in 1950s America.

  36. A Line of Darklings (Shadow and Bone)

    A tight and not rambly discussion of Shadow and Bone (Book AND TV show).

  37. Time to De-Rune (Shadowhunters Season 3A Recap)

    A look back on a season of possessions, Simon whining, and Izzy being there.

  38. Cain, The First Incel (Shadowhunters 3.10)

    Simon says goodbye, Magnus says hello, Luke says I quit, Clary says no more

  39. Sevenfold of Murder (Shadowhunters 3.09)

    Clary brings back an old guy, Magnus gets political, Simon deals with a fan, Luke's around

  40. 2 Squishy Twenty-Year-Olds (Shadowhunters 3.08)

    Clary's under trial, Simon's under consideration, Luke's under the gun, Alec and Izzy's under Jace under a spell.

  41. BloodBox: For All Your Vampire Needs (Shadowhunters 3.07)

    Jace goes on the run, Luke searches for Ollie, Clary searches for a trap, Maia remembers Kyle (Jordan)

  42. Make This Episode Interesting (Shadowhunters 3.06)

    Jace goes undercover, Alec and Magnus find some rocks, Clary searches for a demon, Simon meets a fan.

  43. Bored and a Bit Drunk (Shadowhunters 3.05)

    Jace is suspicious of a roommate, Alec wants to move in, Clary looks for an angel, Izzy goes on a date

  44. Why Are You Not an Owl!? (Shadowhunters 3.04)

    Jace worries about mental health, Alec worries about Jace, Simon gets a roommate, Clary and Izzy hang out

  45. That’s Not How Demons Work (Shadowhunters 3.03)

    Clary hunts a demon, Alec has a family dinner, Izzy gets involves, Simon searches for answers

  46. I Don’t Care About The Past (Shadowhunters 3.02)

    Clary goes on a date, Simon settles into a relationship, Alek honeypots, Magnus sneaks in

  47. Demon Mom (Shadowhunters 3.01)

    Everyone gets a new job, Clary chooses a weapon, Jace has nightmares, Magnus is secretly sad.

  48. Max Should Be Dead (Shadowhunters Season 2 Recap)

    A look back on the latter half of Shadowhunters Season 2.

  49. Insight Check (Shadowhunters 2.20)

    Jonathan calls for Mom, Luke and Simon hunt for Maia, Izzy and Alec hunt for demons, Clary and Jace hunt for Valentine

  50. Rufus Shoulda Kept His Damn Mouth Shut (Shadowhunters 2.19)

    Valentine goes on the run, Jonathan fights, Magnus pledges allegiance, Clary hunts down her brother

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Join Kevin and Erin as they watch Riverdale and other teen dramas as their intended audience, fully grown adults.

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Kevin & Erin Weir

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Join Kevin and Erin as they watch Riverdale and other teen dramas as their intended audience, fully grown adults.

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