Nerf's LOLs at 5:05

What T-Shirt you wear to a concert matters.  Don't be "That Guy" but don't try too hard either... let's refer to the experts on the runway. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The department of education says... Nah.  Don't go back to school. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now all the drudgery of life will fall into poetic place.  Namaste. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stuck in traffic?  Of course you are... here are some things you can do to keep yourself occupied. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Broke? Stop that!  Be a billionaire today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a drought.  Save water OR ELSE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some of us are just too sexy.  Well, now there's SMOKING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Need to know something about the great state of Colorado?  You can count on Native Man... er whatever he's called. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There now, don't you feel enlightened? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How well do you know your house robot?  I mean really KNOW her? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you donate a kidney, don't keep tabs on it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please... no More-dor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sweat!  It's SOOOOOO funny!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't suffer any longer.  Get help now.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Since there's not a lot of baseball happening at Coors Field, really, it's LoDo's biggest bar! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wait, AC in the pool?  Does that work?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get to know our lil parasite friend here, with a salad, a burrito or lick a doorknob! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Right in the BIG, RED... nose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You going to take these jokes from this clown? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No sugar daddies we're harmed in the making of this LOL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing worse than this heat, is some clown that thinks it's funny.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's HOT out there.  Here's some tips to beat the heat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Denver is full.  If you're thinking of moving here, maybe you should try UTAH! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...no YOU'RE immature.  In Your Face! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are you going to do with all that time? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CLASSIC!  Stay out of the hospital this weekend peeps.  But if you don't say Hi to Ben as he goes in for that lightbulb.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Getting closer to that cup... but consider the germs... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Football... no not that one.  Let's start at the beginning... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's almost the 4th of July, what are your plans?  We take to the streets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's how to take a boring world cup soccer game and pour some AWESOME on it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Which is the one that's long as hell and full of taxes? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Even if it gets you fired, some jokes... worth it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This isn't a mocking voice... it's all real! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May need to wash your hands and brush your teeth after this one... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pharma ads have a language of their own.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Classic Dad, for fathers day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take to the streets to hear what people think about the World Cup being in the US. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The counselors at your kids camp are already kinda over it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No chicken-fights!  Damn that water is cold. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm sure we mean this metaphorically probably. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Overheating can happen from Blu Tooth contact.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul has very specific dietary requirements maybe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For all your infectious needs!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just offering a helping handy... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't give squishy... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why is the DIA construction project taking so long?... reasons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a dating app for everyone now... including hoarders!  Introducing E-Hoard! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As opposed to Look Minning.  Well at least you tried. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hantavirus never sounded so sexy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maybe this is what Mom REALLY wants for Mothers Day.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.