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This is long overdue. Catch Max and Matt in their matching Josh Naylor jerseys.

Nine. Games. Left. Stakes. Could. Not. Be. Higher. Lock. In. Now. GO. MARINERS.

The trade deadline has come and gone and boy was it crazy. Max and Matt take you through everything that happened and how the Seattle Mariners are looking with their new lineup heading into the last two months of the season.

Mariners extend their series win streak to 9! Bam! Everybody needs to be watching this team all the time. Sorry for the short episode. Or you're welcome. Depending on if you like our podcast.

Mariners are freaking rolling right now. Ronnie O'Sullivan in 5.

We're back to take you through the Mariners insane hot streak. Jorge Polanco MVP votes? Cal Raleigh MVP votes? It's possible. Also what was up with that whole sign stealing thing with Cal and Jose Berrios? Find out in this episode!

We're so back. It's April 2025 and Mariners baseball has returned. Max and Matt break down the abysmal start to Seattle's 2025 season while reacting live to a Mariners walk-off win against the Astros.

The wait is over! The 2025 MLB season starts tomorrow and Max and Matt made a bingo card for you to track all the fun, depressing, goofy, and just straight up weird stuff that they think might happen to the 2025 Seattle Mariners. Remember to DM us @nersnews on Instagram for a bingo card!

Max and Matt are back for their 2nd annual pre-season ranking of the AL West. See how the Mariners stack up in the division. Do you think we got this right or are we overestimating the Ms like usual?

Max and Matt discuss 15 of baseball's unwritten rules and how valid they are. Basically, we're killing time until the season starts.

Max and Matt are talking about baseball again. This week, they discuss the Mariners offseason moves, review their New Year's resolutions from last season, and make some predictions about 2025.

Finally some positive news in the Seattle Mariners camp as Ichiro Suzuki becomes the 3rd Mariner in history to be voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame!

The 2025 offseason continues to be terrible for fans of the Seattle Mariners. Max and Matt choose not to dwell on the pain.

Max and Matt are talking about Game of Thrones again. This week it's S4 E9: The Watchers on the Wall. Major spoiler alert as per usual.

Max and Matt are switching it up this week. There's really nothing to talk about Mariners-related, so Max and Matt break down an episode of Game of Thrones! They're talking about the infamous episode: The Rains of Castamere (S3 E9). We promise we're still a Mariners podcast, but this might be our new groove until something interesting happens.

The Seattle Mariners are officially done in 2024. Max and Matt celebrate by doing an extended power hour (one minute for each Mariners loss in 2024) while recapping why the Mariners missed the playoffs and talking about who they want to see win and lose in the 2024 MLB postseason.

This week on Ners News, Max and Matt try to predict what will happen in the final month of the MLB season for the Seattle Mariners, Houston Astros, and Minnesota Twins as the Mariners try to force their way into a playoff spot. We hope you like math because there's a lot of it in this one!

Max and Matt spend another week distracting themselves from how bad the Seattle Mariners are! This week, they react to Mariners' commercials from 2016 to 2019. You can watch along with us at the link below! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLX0QiAf6mS6AR5Ogcm7WpiY-9LrnL1iQO

Max and Matt get into the firing of Scott Servais and Jarret DeHart from the Seattle Mariners coaching staff and their replacements: Mariners Hall-of-Famers Dan Wilson and Edgar Martinez. Then they rail on Julio for his underperformance and congratulate Victor Robles on his recent turn around and contract extension.

This week on Ners News, Max and Matt are fed up with the recent lousy performance of the Seattle Mariners and instead of talking about it, they play some fun baseball-related games instead! Because why confront the pain when you can talk about Rocky Mountain Oysters and Hot Dogs with Froot Loops on them!

We're so back! Max and Matt fight through some technical difficulties to bring you the latest rumors on the trade deadline and the Seattle Mariners' first pick of the MLB draft! We close out the show with an unbelievable (and definitely untrue) story from the greatest era in baseball: the 1890s.

Max and Matt are out of the office this week. Enjoy some bonus content covering lightning strikes, vocabulary, and the mystery of phone numbers.

After a week off, Max and Matt are back to break down two weeks of terrible Mariners baseball. With the all star break approaching, they check in on their pre-season predictions and evaluate the moves made in the offseason, then close out with your Nersies nominees for June.

Max and Matt start by recapping one of the Seattle Mariners' best weeks of the season, then move on to lineup questions around Mitch Garver, a profile of the seller's market, an injury update and savant player of the week, then close out with a new idea on how to improve baseball and a blast from the past.

Max and Matt start with the results of the May Nersies! Then, they break down two mediocre series against the As and Royals, talk about Cal Raleigh's late inning heroics against the White Sox, run through an injury update and a savant player of the week, then close out the show expanding on their podcast beef and new vision for baseball.

This week on Ners News, Max and Matt cover the new acquisitions by the Mariners and the firing of Offensive Coordinator Brant Brown. They also discuss a new ownership structure for the MLB and start a beef with some other baseball podcasters, then close out the show with May Nersies! (Nersies starts at 58 minutes)

Max and Matt recap the last week in Mariners baseball and highlight a few stand out players. Next, they think about what the Ms will need at the trade deadline, and close out the show by ranking MLB ballparks.

Max and Matt begin the episode by announcing the winners of the April Nersies, then discuss the offense and pitching staff's Freaky Friday situation from last week, and finish off with an injury update and some fun new Mariners happenings.

Max and Matt discuss the continued streak of series wins for the Mariners and debut our first monthly awards ceremony: The Nersies! Remember to DM @nersnews on instagram with your votes for our awards categories.

The Seattle Mariners are HOT. Let's talk about it.

The Mariners are coming off their best week of the season after sweeping the Reds and taking 2 out of 3 against the Rockies. Max and Matt break down everything that went right and what the schedule looks like next week.

The Mariners finished last week at a new rock bottom. Luckily, they had a great series against the Reds, but we recorded this before that so listen to us talk about how depressed we are.

Max and Matt break down the first series of the 2024 season! Then in the 2nd half, we welcome friend of the pod Jared Fix to talk about his Survivor fandom and steak salesmenship.

Max and Matt record an emergency episode on opening day to discuss Bryan Woo's injury and how it will affect the starting rotation.

It's one week from Opening Day!!! Max and Matt run through the starting rosters for each team in the AL West and see how the Mariners stack up

Max and Matt break down the signing of relief pitcher Ryne Stanek, the current state of Mariners injuries, and check in on some of our favorite Mariners retirees!

Spring training is underway! Max and Matt bring you the highlights from week 1 along with news about the MLB's new see-through jerseys? We're as confused as you are

This week Max and Matt discuss the rumors surrounding the Mariners and premium Free Agent Matt Chapman. Later, Max considers which man's name he should wear on his back

The Mariners Front Office was busy over the last few weeks, trading for Jorge Polanco, Gregory Santos, and more. Max and Matt break down both of those moves and talk about some 2024 projections for the Mariners!

Max and Matt pass the time in the offseason by ranking Mariners jerseys, discussing next year's Hall of Fame candidates, speculating about future expansion teams, and doing an all-time Mariners draft. **We recorded this a day before the Jorge Polanco trade. We will discuss him and Samad Taylor next time!**

This week on Ners News, Max and Matt break down the two major trades with the Giants and Rays, talk about their impact on the team, and give our predictions for some 2024 Mariners goals.

This week Max and Matt talk about Ohtani's record-breaking contract of absurdity, recap the trade sending Jarred Kelenic to the Braves, and compare the current Mariners starting lineup to the other AL West teams by position.

In this episode, we review the Mariners offseason so far. We talk about players Jerry Depot should acquire before the 2024 season, then we finish up with a few games. **Note** This episode was recorded literal minutes before the Jarred Kelenic trade happened. We'll talk about it next time, don't worry.