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Netsurfer Pro
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A whirlwind ride through the World Wide Web with tour guides Matthew Marisa and Galen. Join us as we dive into modern media. New episodes every Saturday!
Episodes
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S4 Ep4: Talksurfer Show - The Catch All Episode
Originally there was going to be a 3rd segment where we talked about Deadlock but then Valve released a mega mondo patch a week after recording. So instead you get 2 segments about games about putting monsters in balls. Keywords: Friend of the show Palworld, Sekhmet, Pokemon Showdown, Incineroar
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S4 Ep3: Hitman (2016) (Part 2 (Episode 2))
In the third installment of Year of Assassination. Matthew Marisa and Galen finish their exploration of IO Interactive's Hitman 2016. Corrections: It is not possible to get Jordan Cross to push Dexy Barat out the window. Also both of us were right about DDR Keywords: Jared Leto, Laminate…
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S4 Ep2: Hitman (2016) (Part 2 (Episode 1))
In this continuation of the Year of Assassination, Matthew Marisa and Galen continue discussing 2016's Hitman reboot. (CORRECTION: the toy ride exit is actually an Easter egg exit in Colorado, not Marrakesh. Also the tank thing I swear existed but apparently doesn’t? I’m being super Mandela...
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S4 Ep1: Hitman (2016) (Part 1)
We're back, and it's the year of Assassination! In this episode we begin our discussion on the Hitman series, first by covering a bit of Hitman: Blood Money, followed by introducing the World of Assassination with Hitman (2016). Keywords: Immersive Simulation, Disguises, Social Stealth, IKEA…
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S3 Ep112: The 5th Annual Netsurfies
Yeah sorry, the audio got a bit scuffed and it took longer. But ain't that just life? In this installment of the Netsurfies (or apparently the Pro Awards)? Matthew Marisa and Galen discuss their favorite things from the year 2025. Links: (Best Video) Bumbles McFumbles:...
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S3 Ep111: Puella Magi Madoka Magica (part 2)
Content Warnings: Discussion of rape/sexual assault around the 12 or 13-minute mark. In this second half to a two-parter, Matthew Marisa and Galen finish their discussion on the anime series Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Keywords: Sayaka, Witches, Allegory, Walpurgisnacht, Godoka
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S3 Ep110: Puella Magi Madoka Magica (part 1)
CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of mass suicide at roughly the 60-minute mark. In this not-very spooky, not-very timely episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen start discussing the highly-acclaimed Magical Girl subversion series, Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Keywords: Mahou Shoujo, Princess Knight, Magia...
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S3 Ep109: Talksurfer Show - Sometimes the Horse is Blue
In this very timely and relevant Talksurfer Show, Galen and Matthew Marisa discuss the "newest" meme sensation, then talk about some games they mostly like. Keywords: Horse Race Tests, The Illuminate, Mario Kart World, Blue Prince, Jersey Jack Pinball, Fandom as an activity
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S3 Ep108: The Civilization 7 Special (Part 2)
In this part 2, Matthew Marisa and Galen finish their examination of the newest entry in the long-running 4X videogame series, Civilization 7. Keywords: More UX, Artifacts, Ideologies, Policy Cards, Galen's worst sentence
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S3 Ep107: The Civilization 7 Special (Part 1)
Oops we accidentally had too much to say about this game! Matthew Marisa and Galen delve into the newest installment of the 4x series Civilization. Keywords: Firaxis, Eras, World bank, Towns, Harriet Tubman
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S3 Ep106: GNV FLA (PRT 2)
CONTENT WARNING: from 10:00 to 18:00 we talk about Suicide by Self Immolation. In the 2nd half of this episode dug up from the depths, Matthew Marisa and Galen continue to discuss the ska-punk concept album GNV FLA from Less than Jake. Keywords: Single Mother, Malachi Ritscher, Protest, Concert...
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S3 Ep105: GNV FLA (PRT 1)
Happy 2025! To celebrate, here's an episode recorded in 2024. Half an episode. Halfpy 2024! In this one, Matthew Marisa and Galen dive into the discography of the ska punk band Less than Jake, specifically the album GNV FLA. Keywords: Florida, University Gardens, Pez dispensers, Lion City, Bad...
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S3 Ep104: The 4th annual Netsurfies
We're finally back! This episode is the 2024 Netsurfies, with some new categories added and some removed! Keywords: Game of the year, Album of the year, Anime of the year, Small Creator of the year, Meme of the year
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S3 Ep103: Skiptober - There is no Antimemetics Division (Part 2 (Episode 2))
Hmm? it's almost 2025? No, I think we would be well aware if it were. It's still Skiptober and Matthew Marisa and Galen are still discussing the 2nd part of the SCP series/book There is No Antimemetics Division. Keywords: Vegas Room, Alien Gun, Jerry Smith, I summon Giant Germ in attack mode and...
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S3 Ep102: Skiptober - There is no Antimemetics Division (Part 2 (Episode 1))
Episode Class: Euclid This episode may have mild antimemetic properties, causing it to take much longer to edit and upload. In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen continue following the journey of the Antimemetics Division as part of Skiptober. What? it's December? Heavens no! Keywords: Secret...
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S3 Ep101: Skiptober: There is no Antimemetics Divison (Part 1)
Episode Class: Euclid In the 2nd installment of Skiptober, Matthew Marisa and Galen examine the wiki fiction story turned novel, There is no Antimemetics Division. Keywords: SCP-055, Ojai, Starfish, Cosmic Horror, Designer Units
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S3 Ep100: Skiptober - An Intro to the SCP Foundation
Object Class: Safe Description: Episode 100 of Netsurfer Pro sees Matthew Marisa and Galen exploring the world of the SCP Wiki, including a reading of one specific and hard-to-kill SCP. Keywords: Wiki Fiction, 173, 458, 682, 4999, 3333, 2747
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S3 Ep99: Valle Verde, Revisited
Content Warning: This episode contains discussions of a graphic execution scene and child death. In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen return to the web series Valle Verde, discussing recent releases on the project. Keywords: FBI, Brain Implement, Bronze Bull, Gruntilda, JFK Clock
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S3 Ep98: Doctor Robotnik's Ring Racers
In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen discuss the 2024 fangame mod sequel kart racer Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers. Keywords: Doom, Fangames, Bart Simpson, Boost, Bubble Wrap, Sega fans does what Nintendoesn't allow
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S3 Ep97: Animal Well
We're back! In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen explore the recent 2024 exploration puzzle game Animal Well. Keywords: Bigmode, Billy Basso, Potatoes, Bubble Wand, Layers, Nightmare Ostrich
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S3 Ep96: Status Update
Sorry for the radio silence! This is not a regular episode, just a small update to let y'all know we're still alive and kicking, just at a much slower capacity.
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S3 Ep95: Talksurfer Show - Joker Poker and Oil Toils
In this talksurfer, Galen and Matthew Marisa discuss the hottest newest games! At the time of recording! Keywords: Balatro, Helldivers 2, Islands of Insight, Jaws, Okay okay let's kill this guy let's beat him to death with hammers
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S3 Ep94: Pseudoregalia
Neither sickness nor tornadoes could stop us from releasing this episode. Matthew Marisa and Galen explore the 2023 indie platformer Pseudoregalia. Keywords: Speedrunning, Out of Bounds, Parkour, Low-Poly Horror, Furries
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S3 Ep93: Palworld
Somewhat fashionably late, in this episode Matthew Marisa and Galen discuss the open-world survival crafting monster taming base building game Palworld. Friend of the Show! Keywords: Pals, Ark, AI, George Carlin, Hokkaido Miracle Artist
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S3 Ep92: Talksurfer Show - Newsurfer Year
We're not done yet, only slowing a bit! It's a new year, so Galen and Matthew Marisa discuss recent happenings, look back on the year prior, and look ahead to 2024. Keywords: Schedule Change, Retiring, Starfield, Chants of Sennaar, Broken Reality 2000, JAWS, Who will take up the theory master mantle
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S3 Ep91: The 3rd Annual Netsurfies
Oops, it's a little late! Matthew Marisa and Galen host their 3rd annual Netsurfies award show, but it an unlikely location... Keywords: Game of the Year, Meme of the Year, Anime of the Year, Garbage Fire of the Year
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S3 Ep90: Super Smash Bros. Melee
(Note: Main topic starts at 11:11) First, Matthew Marisa and Galen give a brief overview of a recent surprise release. Then, they discuss the 2001 platform fighter classic Super Smash Bros. Melee. Keywords: Fesh Pince, Mario, Fox, Final Destination, DI, Hungrybox, Daisy's Third Eye
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S3 Ep89: Doppelganger
(Note: Main topic starts at 13:38) In this week's episode, first Matthew Marisa and Galen take a stop on a trailer blazes. Then, they look at The Fall of Troy's iconic Prog Metal/Post Rock/Screamo/Math Rock album, Doppelganger. Keywords: Palworld again, Metal genres, Guitar Hero 3, FCPREMIX…
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S3 Ep88: Talksurfer Show - Touching Grass, Garlic, and Flowers
In this talksurfer, Galen and Matthew Marisa discuss the newest Mario, the newest games based off Vampire Survivors, the newest game based off Kings Field, the newest Pinball table, and the newest... uh... woke anime. Keywords: Mario Wonder, Pathfinder Gallowspire Survivors, Deep Rock Survivors,...
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S3 Ep87: Housetober: Skinamarink (Featuring Here's Horror)
CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of Child Abuse and Suicide. In this special finale of Housetober, Matthew Marisa and Galen are joined by Moth and Tay of the podcast Here's Horror to discuss the 2022 movie Skinamarink. Keywords: Darkness, Insomnia, Internet Horror, 572 Days, Presto Change-o, The...
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S3 Ep86: Housetober: Myhouse dot WAD
In the 2nd episode of Housetober, Matthew Marisa and Galen explore the 2023 Doom WAD sensation Myhouse! Keywords: Underhalls, Doors, Brutalism, Pool Rooms, The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet, Doggie
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S3 Ep85: Housetober: House of Leaves
CONTENT WARNINGS: Domestic Abuse, Child Abuse In this start of Spooky Month, Matthew Marisa and Galen venture into the iconic 2000 Novel House of Leaves. Keywords: Anatomy, Unreliable Narrators, Footnotes, Minotaur, Do Not Proceed, Seriously What;s up with the numbers in the margins on some pages...
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S3 Ep84: Matthew Marisa's Pinball Special
As our prep for spooky month continues, we jump to a segment that was cut from a previous Talksurfer due to time. In it, Matthew Marisa discusses her recent obsession-I mean, interest in the world of Pinball. Tags: Williams, Stern, Jersey Jack, Halloween Ultraman, I know I got some of the...
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S3 Ep83: Unhappy Refrain (The Vocaloid Episode)
CONTENT WARNING: at 1:09:00, we briefly discuss self harm and suicide. In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen explore the world of Vocaloid, specifically the 2011 album Unhappy Refrain. Keywords: Yamaha, Hatsune Miku, Wowaka, Rolling Girl, Busta Rhymes
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S3 Ep82: Betrayal at Club Low
In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen take a trip to the world of Off Peak City, specifically to stop by the indie CRPG Betrayal at Club Low Keywords: B-game, Board Game, Jazz, DJs, Recycling, Cloning, Funny Dances
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S3 Ep81: Talksurfer Show - Toilet Humor
Galen and Matthew Marisa take a break from album year to catch up with some old projects and investigate new memes. Keywords: Punch Punch Forever, Skibidi Toilet, Interloper, Valle Verde, Skibidi Dub Dub Dub Yes Yes Skibid Dubidi HEE HEE
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S3 Ep80: Me, Myself, and Something Else (Part 2)
In this biweekly installment, Matthew Marisa and Galen finish their discussion on the 2019 ska-punk newtone album Me, Myself, and Something Else, Keywords: The Beast, Cool Spies, Basements, Give it a good try, Mindfulness, CBT
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S3 Ep79: Me, Myself, and Something Else (Part 1)
(Main topic Begins at 13:13). In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen first take an extended look at a recent event and its internet-cultural significance. Then, they begin their analysis of a 2020 Newtone Ska-Punk album! Keywords: Oceangate, First Wave, 2 tone, 3rd wave, Newtone, Ska Punk, The...
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S3 Ep78: People who can Eat People are the Luckiest People in the World
( Main topic begins at 9:00) In this totally not late episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen discuss the Folk punk classic People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People in the World. Keywords: Gollum, Folk Punk, AJJ, Stormy the Rabbit, We just ripped off AJJ who in turn ripped off Woodie Guthrie
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S3 Ep77: Talksurfer Show - Not Zelda Whatsoever
In this talksurfer, Galen and Matthew Marisa do not discuss the new Zelda, or the old Zelda, or any Zelda. keywords: Zutomayo, Pokemon Stadium, Calamity Mod, Mega Man 5, Mega Man X, again we actually don't talk about any zelda games at all
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S3 Ep76: Fighting GamePril: Guilty Gear (Xrd and Strive)
(Main topic begins at 12:08) Wait, it's May? No no no, it's still Fighting GamePril! Matthew Marisa and Galen round out the month with a discussion on the anime fighting game series Guilty Gear. Keywords: Angel Hare, Oshi no Ko, Arc Systems Works, Air Dashing, Roman Cancels, Inclusivity, Metal,...
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S3 Ep75: Fighting GamePril: Ultra Fight Da Kyanta 2
In the 2nd episode of Fighting GamePril, Matthew Marisa and Galen venture into the world of kusoge with Ultra Fight Da Kyanta 2. Keywords: Poverty Game, Kusoge, Outsider Art, Team Game, Intentionality, Crocodile Cop
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S3 Ep74: Fighting GamePril: Rivals of Aether
Matthew Marisa and Galen start a new theme month! In April, they're going to explore and discuss the world of fighting games. This begins with an introduction to Fighting Games and FGC terminology before diving into a competitive, cool, and furry platform fighter. Keywords: Hitstun, Neutral,...
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S3 Ep73: Talksurfer Show - The Civ 6 Special
Matthew Marisa and Galen have been playing too much civ 6, so they decided to just do an episode over it. Keywords: Trailer Blazes, Culture Victory, Trading Posts, Hamlets, Yongle
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S3 Ep72: Disco Elysium (Part 2)
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains a brief mention of self harm/suicide. In this 2nd half of a 2-parter, Matthew Marisa and Galen finish their exploration of the videogame Disco Elysium. Keywords: Ultraliberal, The Pale, Tribunal, Bad Communist, Reparations, HARDCOOOOOOORE
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S3 Ep71: Disco Elysium (Part 1)
Note: This is part 1 of a multi-part episode. This part was recorded late 2022. In this episode, Matt and Galen begin an exploration of the Indie CRPG Disco Elysium. Spoilers abound. Keywords: Limbic system, Kim Kitsuragi, Cuno, Measurehead, Scabs, Psychic Communism
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S3 Ep70: Infinity on High (Part 2)
This is part 2 to a 2-part episode! Listen to part 1 first! In this episode, Matt Marisa and Galen continue their discussion on Fall Out Boy's 2007 album Infinity on High. Keywords: Magic Sad Boyz, Screamo Screaming, Now Press Repeat, Microwave, Hipster Cars
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S3 Ep69: Infinity on High (Part 1)
Oops, we talked about this album for too long so it became a 2-parter! And we didn't even acknowledge that it's our 69th episode! Matt and Galen first discuss a perplexing bit of gaming news, then take a time machine back to the year 2007 to discuss and analyze Fall Out Boy's 3rd album Infinity…
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S3 Ep68: Mountain Dew (and 32 of its Flavors)
For our Season 3 premiere, we made a very strange decision. (Note: The review of the 32 different Dew flavors begins at 55:25.) Keywords: Tasting Party, Dewritos, Gamer Branding, The Worst One was the KFC One
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S2 Ep67: The 2022 Netsurfies
What do you mean it's 2023? Every other award show held is for the previous year, right? This is the 2nd annual Netsurfies! Keywords: Meme of the Year, Indie Game of the year, Game of the Year, new secret Matt Category
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