Episodes
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My Favorite Nuts
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast, we have a special opening from a special guest! We check in and kick things off with some throwback conversations. Contiuing with the randomness of our usual topics we discuss that we have the meats just like Arbys and Rocha does in fact...
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Chat GPT Wrote This
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast we kick things off with a check in. We dive right into the hottest of topics (at the time). Kevin and Uncle Tito talk about their High School days and some stories from back in the day. Pivoting away from that, we talk about Lebum James and...
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Ice Dragon
On this latest episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast, we finally made an episode happen. Kev, Mikey and Rocha kick things off with our regularly scheduled check ins for everyone. Kev follows up with some Goat talk...literally. Staying on theme we sports, we pivot into some youth sports...
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Alcides (AL-Cee-Deez)
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen podcast Kevin, Mikey, and Uncle Tito get right into all of the conspiracy theories. Since our last time recording the Epstein Files have sorta been released so that opened the flood gates for our conversations. Kevin and Mikey discuss BAM dropping…
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Anybody but Jaylen
New Year and not so new us. We are living up to the namesake like GTA 6 and making sure we are Never Gonna Happen. On this latest episode of the never gonna happen podcast Kev, Mikey, and Uncle Tito check in post holidays. Kev kicks us off with letting Mikey know that it was not Bad Bunny that…
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A Dick of Cucumbers
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito are back at it like we never left! Most of this is old news to our listeners but at the time of recording most of our topics were currently happening. We kick things off with the survival of the rapture. We pivot and...
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Measuring Assholes
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast, 2 dads and Uncle Tito are living up to their namesake. Kevin kicks things off and introduces Uncle Tito's alterego and newest internet personality. Natrurally we talk about Aliens and AI because is was another day that ended in Y. After we...
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These Nuts is Delicious
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podacast the boys are back with a brand new episode full of randomness and solid BS. We kick things off with a conversation about Uncle Tito from Rocket Power and how similar he is to our version of Uncle Tito. This episode is all over the place…
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The Great American Sperm Race
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito take you on some wild BS. We kick things off with a check in since it has been a few months since we last recorded. Mikey brings up a sore subject of losing Tatum to his achilles during the Celtics' play off run. Kevin...
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Title of My Sex Tape
On this latest episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys get into a wild ride of rants and topics. Kevin, Mikey, and Unhinged Rocha kick things off with some basketball talk and some Main Character energy vibes. Staying in the realm of basketball we talk about Boston taking over the...
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Little Ass fence
Gone for a minute but we're back again....On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito Catch up on some things. Mikey kicks us off by thanking Aaron Rodgers for inspiring him on his new lease on life. From there we get right into it about getting older and your...
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Drive By Kobe
Living up to our namesake and Never Happening we were finally able to make another episode happen! The boys are back on their BS with a fresh episode and some mildly stale takes. So much in the world has changed since we last spoke. We kicked things off with a check in and to make sure Rocha aka...
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Ohio is for Potatoes
We are back with the latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen podcast with Kevin, Mikey and introducing Champange Tito! On this latest episode the guys kick things off with some Fall fair talk including which ones they prefer. Champange Tito enjoyed himself some Big E during the day and peeked…
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New Show New Us Part 2
We're back!!! After 10 months of hiatus the boys are back! This is Part 2 of New Show New Us. We continue our conversation of our check in and get into Kevin talking about Fanatics Fest and the experience his son got to have. As we mentioned it has been some time for us so we do get into some…
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New Show New Us Part 1
We're back!!!!! On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast Kevin, Mikey and Uncle Tito are back together after 10 long months. We are in fact back on our BS but missing Kevbot. This episode was split into a part 1 and part 2 to be released shortly after. We kick things off with a...
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Carpet Matches the Drapes
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito are back at with some of the most random of topics. First of during the recording of this episode Mikey was still just a father of 2..since that time his 3rd child has entered this world so congrats to his family! We...
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Dropping Dueces
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen 2 dads and Uncle Tito are back with some of their same B.S. This episode was recorded with just a trio tonight while Kevbot steps away for a while. We start things off by asking Mikey about his pending 3rd child. Spoiler Alert he thinks he'll be…
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Ash is Ass/ The Gr8 Debate
On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast all 4 guys are back together having conversations around all of the things that have happened over the last few weeks. Rocha is back and shares how is vacation to Philly went and Kevbot helps spiral the conversation into how Philly sucks. Somehow…
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Booty Juice
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast, the OG 3 return with their same BS. Kevin, Mikey, and Kevbot kick things off with the Netflix show Quarterback and how well they did producing the show. From there we make our way down a rabbit hole of nonsense thanks to Kevbot and Mikey.…
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What if you're a pirate?
On the latest epidsode of the never gonna happen the OG 3 (Kevin,Mikey,and Kevbot) get back at it after taking the begining of the summer off. After the most interesting intro in quite some time Mikey kicks us off with some dad stories. Moving on from one sinking ship and onto another we get into...
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Me, Myself, and I
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back on thier BS. After Mikey suprises up during the intro they get into Scotty Pippen throwing shade at MJ that sent the NBA world buzzing. Staying on topic with NBA news Mikey and Kev break down the latest exploits of Zion…
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Tatum
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back outside for the first time in 2023. Its been a few weeks since they last recorded so the awkwardness begins with Kevbot talking about Dogs being 2nd class. Staying on topic with dogs we get right…
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Ok It's Cheeks
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back with their same BS. Straight off the intro we get into a conversation about trail mix and cereal that set the tone for the night. Kevbot helps get us out of this by asking about kids usage of social...
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What Do You Think She Sounds Like?
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and other Michael are back on our BS! We have been trying to produce 2 episodes a month so our episodes have been longer and filled with more Kevbot rants. This episode starts off with our check ins and Kevin has a follow…
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Black holes and F*ck Jeeps
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back on their BS. They kick things off with a follow up about the Harry Potter game and the impact it has had on some of our friend groups. Kevbot and Uncle Tito lead this discussion and give their…
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Just Look at the Horizon
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, Wilma, and Uncle Tito are back with their bs. They kick things off with some basketball talk and Lebron giving us a viral moment during the Celtics game. From there the guys discuss some Fyre festival, Carol Baskins, and how weird...
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It's Slappin
The Never Gonna Happen Podcast is back with the first official episode of 2023! 2 dads, a comic and Uncle Tito kick things off testing our our new equipment with a check in and follow ups from over the holiday break. Speaking of kicking things off we get right into some NFL talk including the new...
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I'ma Let You Finish
On this final epidsode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast for 2022 the guys kick things of talking about Game of the Year and some of the games they enjoyed throughout 2022. We pivot from there and talk about some of our favorite movies and TV shows from the year. Moving on things take a wild turn...
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Hiccups and Tomatoes
After taking a break from recording The Never Gonna Happen Podcast is back with a brand new episode full of nonsense from 2 dads, a comic, and Mocha Rocha! We kick things off with some check ins and seeing how everyone has been during thier time away. It has been quite some time so the guys start...
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Sawcon
On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back at it. It's been a few weeks since we've been able to record so we start off with a check in and see where everyone is at and how life has been going. After checking in with everyone we kick off our...
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This Baby Can't Be Here
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito start off with a confession from Kevin and something that he's been keeping from the guys. Next up we get into our regular entertainment topics, why everyone is so pressed over She-Hulk and what else we've…
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"You Nasty" -Kevbot (at a baby shower)
On this episode of the Never Gonna happen podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito kick things off with a recap of the Monday Night Football game and go right into some check ins. Staying on topic about football we talk about some stories from around the league including everyone's former favorite...
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Sensational
On the latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic and Uncle Tito are back with some reflecting on how the year has been. We start off looking back at recording for an entire year. After reflecting on our progress we get into some NFL news and update the start of the season....
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He Shouldn't Be Your Favorite
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back with our longest episode to date. Almost a year in and we still can't get our sh*t together. After checking in with every one and going over how things have been we get into some entertainment topics. We kick it off with...
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"Just Tryng To Catch This Nut" -Kevbot (Probably)
On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the 2 Dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are outside enjoying the sound of frogs fornicating...or so we thought. We start off with another weekly check in and follow ups to how things have been going for all of us. We pivot away from our check ins and...
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Daddy Issues and a Weak Jumpshot
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back after taking some time off with some follow ups and new takes on life. We start off with Kevbot wanting to do a mental health check for the first time in weeks and this lead us all over the place. Kevbot was excited to let...
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I See Dicks So Often
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast we are outside again listening to all the boom booms on the 4th of July. After a quick intro and check in Kevin brings up an upcoming NBA game designed by the creators of Pokemon Go. Staying on topic with NBA we talk about all of the latest...
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You Look Like Donatello
On this latest episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic are joined once again by everyone's favorite Buddahbud..Mocha Rocha! This week we are outside again enjoying the weather and good vibes. After our check in/intro we get right into Roe v Wade. After this we follow up on a...
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Dikembe Moskumbae
On the latest of episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic take the show outside..literally. You will hear frogs fornicating in the background and crickets doing cricket things. After a special introduction by Mikey we talk about the evolution of Mikey and his punctuality....
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Just Ask Amber Heard
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic are joined again by Mr "I'm Doing Terrible himself" Mocha Rocha! The guys start off by talking about Jimmy Butler and the theory of him being Michael Jordan's son. Rocha lets us know he's not doing as terrible as it…
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I'm Doing Terrible.
On the latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic are joined once again by Mocha Rocha. The dive right into things and talk about it being Junior or Senior year of Covid. This week we got back into our "Check ins" and Rocha got deep on us. He let us inside his mind and...
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Spanish Hobbit
On this week's episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast Kevbot starts us off with an apology for not paying attention on last weeks episode. 2 dads and a comic pick up from there and get right into Johnny Depp and Amber Turd. Kevbot admits he would still enjoy her shit..literally. From there we...
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I See So Many D*cks
The Never Gonna Happen podcast is back to it's regularly scheduled programming and BS. 2 dads and a comic are back at it with Mocha Rocha fresh off his visit to Puerto Rico! be warned we somehow talk about Dicks quite a bit and in many different ways. Shout to KevBot for this one. On this episode...
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Special Hoops Episode
On this not so special episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast we take a break from our regularly scheduled programming. Kevbot couldn't make it so its just Mikey and Kevin talking all things NBA. This episode consists of nothing but basketball. Specifically we talk about the NBA and the start…
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Tiger Hitting The Wrong Back Nine
2 Dads and a Comic are back with a new episode! We jump right into Will Smith and how his slap changed the game for stand up comedians. It bring us to question if that slap knocked other important topics like Covid and Russian Ukraine conflict out of rotation. We pivot from there into some follow...
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Hey Yo...who single out there?
On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast we are joined by The Buddahbud himself! He might need to be fact checked himself. We start things off with some follow ups from previous episode about a company firing more employees through Zoom. This conversation got real between 2 Kevs too…
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You Have to Call Her Collect
On this episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back it and during our weekly check in we talk about Kevbot's last stand up show. We can't stop talking about the latest Kanye and Pete Davidson drama. This leads to a solid conversation around mental health and accountability. From...
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I Ain't Need To Know All That
We made it to episode 14! This week on the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys start off with the situation between Ukraine and Russia. We acknowledge our few international listeners! We see you and appreciate it. Mikey opens up about not smoking from February 29-31...moving on from there we talk...
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Don't Mug Old Ladies in Gotham
This week on the Never Gonna Happen Podcast Rocha joins the guys to talk their hot garbage. We go into the Super Bowl halftime show and how it compared to the NBA's performance during All Star weekend. Before that Kevbot gives us some story time during the mental health check. That lead us to…
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Getting The Band Back Together
Episode 12 of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys start off with some NFL news days before the Super Bowl. Bryan Flores' lawsuit against the NFL leads the guys to discuss racism and the impact it might've had on them. Washington unveils it's new name..Spoiler alert it sucks. Joe Rogan is back...
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