Never Gonna Happen Podcast

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen podcast Kevin, Mikey, and Uncle Tito get right into all of the conspiracy theories. Since our last time recording the Epstein Files have sorta been released so that opened the flood gates for our conversations. Kevin and Mikey discuss BAM dropping 83 pts in an NBA game. We pivot away from sports and get into a fun AI rant with Uncle Tito and Mikey. We admit the world sucks and discuss some current events going on around the world. Skating back into sports we went over all things olympics and the political ties from the US hockey game outcomes. We wrap things up with hollywood talk around the Oscars and upcoming films that we are excited about. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share. 

New Year and not so new us. We are living up to the namesake like GTA 6 and making sure we are Never Gonna Happen. On this latest episode of the never gonna happen podcast Kev, Mikey, and Uncle Tito check in post holidays. Kev kicks us off with letting Mikey know that it was not Bad Bunny that did a voiceover in an anime but J Balvin. Kev informs us about the former Olympic snowboarder turned drug kingpin..allegedly. We finally make it to our rant section where Kev gets Mikey and Uncle Tito to rant about stuff and things. Spoiler alert Mikey does NOT like Jaylen Brown. Doing our best not to spoil things we talk about Stranger Things, but mostly the hype and marketing behind it and not how the show ended or didn't for those of us that think there we be another episode. We wrap this one up with some coversations around video games and TV shows. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate review, and share. 

 On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito are back at it like we never left! Most of this is old news to our listeners but at the time of recording most of our topics were currently happening. We kick things off with the survival of the rapture. We pivot and move into some sports talk. We bring up Lebron and the short live ressurgance of the New York Giants. Staying on theme we discuss the choice for  the Super Bowl halftime performer, Bad Bunny. We pivot away from sports and get into our Anime with Mikey Segment. We continue to ramble through various topics until we get into some of our favorite crackhead stories. We wrap things of with Mikey having an epiphany around fruits and vegetables. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share. 

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast, 2 dads and Uncle Tito are living up to their namesake. Kevin kicks things off and introduces Uncle Tito's alterego and newest internet personality. Natrurally we talk about Aliens and AI because is was another day that ended in Y. After we get mislead by some ai we getting into a measuring contest...pause. Kevin's asshole...ness is put to the test. We reflect on our youth and growing up together and how things have changed. We also reflect on Summer and how it went for everyone. The guys continue on with our normal check ins around Movies or Shows we are consuming at the moment. Kevin brings up some Shohei Ohtani news and the latest drama surrounding him. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share. 

 On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podacast the boys are back with a brand new episode full of randomness and solid BS. We kick things off with a conversation about Uncle Tito from Rocket Power and how similar he is to our version of Uncle Tito. This episode is all over the place and full of rants. We talk about Mikey vs AI, NY vs Everybody and how they treated Lebron when he was out in public. Caitlin Clark conversation, athletes and political affliations, and all kinds of nonsense. This episode was recorded during some time in June so a lot of this is old news. We like to stick to our namesake and lean into the "Never gonna happen" aspect of things. Enjoy the ride of this episode. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito take you on some wild BS. We kick things off with a check in since it has been a few months since we last recorded. Mikey brings up a sore subject of losing Tatum to his achilles during the Celtics' play off run. Kevin explains why this means it is gonna be a bummer summer. We pivot better than Tatum was able to and get into schools and some education. Shortly after this we get into some ranting from Rocha and talk about Y'all Qaeda, Yalliban, and the Hillbilly Isis. The internet can be a wild place and full of interesting things. Some how we slip into a conversation and update about Diddy. As you all know we stay to our namesake so these conversations happen and the topics may or may not be relevant at the time. This is where is gets interesting and Uncle Tito brings up something he enjoyed recently on the internet. We reel things in and get into some conspiracy theories and end the episode with more random ranting. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share. 

On this latest episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys get into a wild ride of rants and topics. Kevin, Mikey, and Unhinged Rocha kick things off with some basketball talk and some Main Character energy vibes. Staying in the realm of basketball we talk about Boston taking over the internet a few weeks ago standing against ICE. This takes us to World News (at the time) and Rocha starting to unravel. Kevin voices his displeasure of X being hacked on the first day of NFL free agency and how delayed it made the news cycle for him. Kevin fills Mikey and Rocha in on the news they might have missed including to NFL insiders fighting at a Starbucks. This brings us to a guest appearence by Kevin's nephew JJ and him letting us know that the youth do in fact still fight at school. After we discuss fights and not condoning violence when it comes to minors we pivot into A.I. conversations. This is where we finally embrace Unhinged Rocha and his rant! We wrap things up and give Mikey the floor for some Anime/Book talk with Mikey. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

Gone for a minute but we're back again....On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito Catch up on some things. Mikey kicks us off by thanking Aaron Rodgers for inspiring him on his new lease on life. From there we get right into it about getting older and your viewpoints changing. This gets them into an old vs new conversation when it comes to how things are in the world. They stay on track with some good vibes and talk about movies, shows, and games they have been playing over the last few months. Mikey helps get Rocha going on some DEI conversations and the way of the world. We continue on with Uncle Tito ranting about Trump/ current state of the world and end up telling the story of why he isn't allowed to go play basketball with Kevin anymore. Well as always thanks for listening Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

Living up to our namesake and Never Happening we were finally able to make another episode happen! The boys are back on their BS with a fresh episode and some mildly stale takes. So much in the world has changed since we last spoke. We kicked things off with a check in and to make sure Rocha aka Uncle Tito wasn't "Doing Terrible". We got into some NBA / sports talk with the NBA trade deadline coming to a close on the day of recording. From there we got into some K Dot and Super Bowl talk. During the time of recording the game hadn't happened yet. The Eagles would end up beating the Chiefs in dominant fashion...no performance more dominant than that of the Pettiness of Kendrick Lamar! We spiral into some wild conversations that Conspiracy Theory Kev brought to the table. He gives us his takes or views on Aaron Rodgers and the Californina  wild fires. On this episode we wrap things up with some Alien talk to feat Mikey's appetite. We hope you enjoy. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

We are back with the latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen podcast with Kevin, Mikey and introducing Champange Tito! On this latest episode the guys kick things off with some Fall fair talk including which ones they prefer. Champange Tito enjoyed himself some Big E during the day and peeked out interest into some the festivals or fairs that are going on this time of year. From there we pivot into the Diddler. Yeah we touch base on a slippery situation with Diddy, baby oil, and his parties. I'm sure we will circle back  to this a few more times as more informatio comes to light. Staying in the Music trajectory of our conversation we touched base on some (old) news about Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl. Champange Tito is pumped about this and so are we! As we continue to make our way downtown walking fast.....sorry got lost there. Our next stop is Brittany Mahomes, Taylor Swift and Celebrity endorsements. This leads us into the bigger headlines from the Presidental Debate and us checking in on everyone's pets. Along the way we learn about Ohio a little bit and get into some news about a band we grew up on that just got a new member. Lincoln Park....I mean Linkin Park. We wrap up this episode with some stories from work about stabbing, gaining XP, and ruining an ice maker. Thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share. 

We're back!!! After 10 months of hiatus the boys are back! This is Part 2 of New Show New Us. We continue our conversation of our check in and get into Kevin talking about Fanatics Fest and the experience his son got to have. As we mentioned it has been some time for us so we do get into some stuff that went down at the beginning of the summer. BBL Dirzzy....yeah we bring that back around and get into the Drake vs Kendrick beef. Unfortunately we weren't around when it was at it's peak but iwe felt the need to discuss. We keep it moving along from there and get into some political news and where we are as a country. We pivot away and end things with some Deadpool conversation so be warned we do talk about deapool and if you haven't seen it at this point...oh well! We hope you enjoy this episode. It was nice to be back and bring you our terrible content and POVs on life. We hope you laugh, get angry, and enjoy our stupidity. Thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

We're back!!!!! On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast Kevin, Mikey and Uncle Tito are back together after 10 long months. We are in fact back on our BS but missing Kevbot. This episode was split into a part 1 and part 2 to be released shortly after. We kick things off with a Boston Celtics rant to make sure Mikey feels green! How about those Boston Celtics?! It has been quite a while since we have been together to record so we did touch base on some old news. We move along from Celtics talk and get into some Olympics stories and USA pride. Sprinting away from there we land upon some Anime talk for the nerd in us. We end this episode (part 1) with a check in and saying goodbye to a good boy. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito are back at with some of the most random of topics. First of during the recording of this episode Mikey was still just a father of 2..since that time his 3rd child has entered this world so congrats to his family! We start things of with conversations of 2Pac finally dodging a bullet and Jada constantly giving us tea that we never asked for. This next part is a wild ride that starts with Ring offering payment for footage of UFOs and leads us down a rabbit hole of A.I. and spying. We pivot away to briefly talk about Kevin's favorite conspiracy about Oprah causing wild fires and Rocha keeps things going with more talk about the rich and what they do with thier money. Kevin sheds some light on what it was like what someone said "whats up Monica?" back in the day and how he realized that he wasn't being called Monica after all. We get into our obligitory sports talk around the NFL, this year's Super Bowl performers, and the state of the New York Giants. *Spoiler alert the Giants are still bad since the recording of this episode* We start to wrap up with some gaming talk and Xbox coming to the Meta VR space. Mikey and Rocha share some stories around Baldur's Gate videos they have seen. This inspires Kev to share a funny moment he had with with wife to close out the episode. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen 2 dads and Uncle Tito are back with some of their same B.S. This episode was recorded with just a trio tonight while Kevbot steps away for a while. We start things off by asking Mikey about his pending 3rd child. Spoiler Alert he thinks he'll be able to still show up and record with us any time he wants to. After checking in on Mikey about his baby we get into the impact that Taylor Swift has had on the NFL. In case you live under a rock she is currently dating Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs. There now you're caught up. We stay on topic with Sports and talk some NBA news and updates including Mr. Beast's Feastable logo on the Charlotte Hornets jerseys for this upcoming season. The mentioning of Mr.Beast sparked a conversation about the content he creates. Rocha brings up Mr. Beast Burgers and Kevin ties it into our friends Big Lou & Cousin Vito Eats and the review video they did you his food. Kevin finds a way to lead them into the New York times article about Pat Mcafee paying Aaron Rodgers to contribute to his show and the conversations on the internet that have followed. Pivoting away from sports Kevin gets up into the conversation of Disney looking to sell properties and Apple looking to potentially buy ESPN. We end the episode by continuing the Disney discussion and get into the new theme parks they are coming out. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review and share.

On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast all 4 guys are back together having conversations around all of the things that have happened over the last few weeks. Rocha is back and shares how is vacation to Philly went and Kevbot helps spiral the conversation into how Philly sucks. Somehow we tie this into Taylor Swift also sucking. As we pivot away from there we get into the internet of the summer aka the Alabama Sweet Tea Party! This conversation starts sweet and gets sour. (Stay tuned after the outro to hear that portion). Kevin leads us away from the serious debate that happened and brings up Drag Readings and how so many people seem to have opinions on them but seem to be silent on school shootings or churches. We get away from serious topics and get into some WWE talk. Just a reminder that this show stinks. Kevin and Mikey get excited to talk about Jordan and Pippen getting another ring. Not the Jordan and Pippen you are thinking but it still made the news we follow so we had to talk about it. We bring things home and end the show with updates about what we're watching and having revelations that Ash Ketchum actually sucks as a tainer. Be sure to stay tuned after the outro for some bonus content centered around a heated debate. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast, the OG 3 return with their same BS. Kevin, Mikey, and Kevbot kick things off with the Netflix show Quarterback and how well they did producing the show. From there we make our way down a rabbit hole of nonsense thanks to Kevbot and Mikey. We reel things back in with a story about what a coworker of his orders from Popeyes. Kevbot teaches us about the Ragin Cajin from New Orleans! Sticking with stories out of New Orleans we pivot into a Zion Williamson update and the JA Morant suspension that we missed. Staying on track for the first time this episode we go on a rant about Kevin Durant. This causes Mikey to re-evaluate how he feels about KD and the comparison Kevin brought up. We start wrapping up the episode with a summer check in and a quick conversation about a viral Josh Allen clip. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like,rate,review,and share!

On the latest epidsode of the never gonna happen the OG 3 (Kevin,Mikey,and Kevbot) get back at it after taking the begining of the summer off. After the most interesting intro in quite some time Mikey kicks us off with some dad stories. Moving on from one sinking ship and onto another we get into Titan and how doomed it was from the start. The hits keep coming and we keep rolling on with the potential of 2 billionaires getting into a MMA sanctioned fight. Elon vs Zuck and what that could look like. Pivoting away from that Kevbot shares his most recent concert experience with us and how much of a good experience it was going solo vs as a group. Since it has been some time for us getting together we get into some of the movie news and the current strike going on. We wrap things up with a conversation about Jason Aldean and the controversy around his latest single. Stumbling through the Jason Aldean stuff we make out way into Kevbot work story to end the show. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back on thier BS. After Mikey suprises up during the intro they get into Scotty Pippen throwing shade at MJ that sent the NBA world buzzing. Staying on topic with NBA news Mikey and Kev break down the latest exploits of Zion and JA off the court drama. Pivoting away from the NBA news Kevin updates us on some Messi news and him coming to the MLS. Shortly after this conersation Mikey takes us on a trip about Canadian clouds and UFO sightings happening all over the U.S. Sticking with more news around the country we discuss Florida doing Florida things and our latest Presidential candidates. Continuing with controversial topics we discuss Ezra Miller and the Flash movie hitting theaters. We close things out with some video game conversations, a rant from Kevbot about his work schedule and a potential announcement from Kevin. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back outside for the first time in 2023. Its been a few weeks since they last recorded so the awkwardness begins with Kevbot talking about Dogs being 2nd class. Staying on topic with dogs we get right into the Jonathan Majors situation and how it seems to have been handled at this point. Since we have been away for some time we discuss some news or topics we missed like Trump being found Guilty and Tucker Carlson being out at Fox. We pivot away from there and get into some sporting news about Snoop Dogg looking into ownership of an NHL team and other ventures he is a part of. Kevin gives us and update on the Celtics and 76ers NBA playoff series in dramatic fashion. After Kevin gets put on timeout for his outburst the guys get into the Bud Light making you gay discussion and the impact it has had on social media. Kevin asks the question about what is this generations version of creating a mixtape for you friends and not the local rapper kind of mixtape. We get back into some sports talk about Messi potentially playing in Saudi Arabia, NIL deals, and how Kevbot feels about the Cowboys' owner Jerry Jones. We wrap things up with Rocha and Kevbot talking about a few movies they have seen or are coming out. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back with their same BS. Straight off the intro we get into a conversation about trail mix and cereal that set the tone for the night. Kevbot helps get us out of this by asking about kids usage of social media and how we go about it. After discussing this Kevin brings up some of the most recent topics in sports. The WWE/UFC merger during Wrestlemania weekend and how Snoop Dogg saved the day. LIV golf update from many episodes ago and the NCAA Women's Basketball Championship that had everyone chiming in. LSU's Angel Reese hit the John Cena celebration and everyone had an opinion on the moment. We move on from there into a few mom stories and Trumpdate on the Orange man and his "arrest". Pivoting away from those topics we get into Mario (no spoilers) and the possibility of a multiverse. Kevbot hits us with a stance that we didn't see coming on why he doesn't support the Mario movie. We bring things home with a conversation about the potential Harry Potter series coming to HBO Max....at the time of recording the series had just been rumored and has since been confirmed to be in the works. With all that being said thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and other Michael are back on our BS! We have been trying to produce 2 episodes a month so our episodes have been longer and filled with more Kevbot rants. This episode starts off with our check ins and Kevin has a follow up to our previous episode about Big Loot and Pepe's pizza. We get right into it over some Video Games being turned into TV shows and this brings us to our first Kevbot rant of the episode. We transition from there and talk about Joe "I Hate everything" Budden and his latest take on Logic. Mikey wanted me to mention that his favorite rapper is the Game (he missed his opportunity on this episode). After disecting Joe Budden's lame takes we get into the TikTok discussion (the hearings were just starting or about to start at this point) and how America is looking into banning the app. Getting back on theme with Joes we talk about another Joe that is launching a Presidential campaign. It had been a while for us since we all last got together so Kev wanted to see how we felt about Tucker Carlson's feelings towards Trump and Chris Tucker's latest stand up special. We talk about comedy and TikTok once again and bring things home with a special question for Mikey to end the episode. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back on their BS. They kick things off with a follow up about the Harry Potter game and the impact it has had on some of our friend groups. Kevbot and Uncle Tito lead this discussion and give their insight on the subject. From there we get into Kevbot's TikTok algorithm and we all learn about Rizz. Somehow Not enough rizz in the world can save us from Kevbot's algorithm. This is where we go down the rabbit hole of black holes, aliens, and government cover ups from the past few weeks. Mikey seems to insist the government is hiding things from us and gets incredibly curious about the Knowlege we all share on the subject. The guys get into the subject of going to the movies alone and movies that are coming out they want to see. Things take a wild turn as Kev cuts a promo for our friends at Big Lou & Cousin Vito Eat. Go check out their social media pages and show them some love! Big Loot and Kevin have an interesting relationship and Kev unloaded on him and the subject of Frank Pepe's Pizza. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, Wilma, and Uncle Tito are back with their bs. They kick things off with some basketball talk and Lebron giving us a viral moment during the Celtics game. From there the guys discuss some Fyre festival, Carol Baskins, and how weird 2020 was for watching TV. After falling down this rabbit hole we share a few memories about school lunch and how wild it was to get chocolate milk with pasta on any given thursday. We pivot from there into some of the latest trending stories we have missed over the last few weeks. We bring back Does it Slap or is it Crap just in time for the Super Bowl! Topics include foods, Halftime shows, and commercials. We bring things home with some Damar Hamlin conspiracy theories and Flat earth believing from Mikey. Rocha reminds us he had something he wanted to discuss so we end it with asking the question "Is Harry Potter the exception to cancel culture?" As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.

The Never Gonna Happen Podcast is back with the first official episode of 2023! 2 dads, a comic and Uncle Tito kick things off testing our our new equipment with a check in and follow ups from over the holiday break. Speaking of kicking things off we get right into some NFL talk including the new York Giants making the playoffs. From there we pivot into Keith Lee and the amazing things he's doing with his food reviews. We then make our way into a dicussion about Dana White and his wife having a public altercation. After we have an interesting conversation about this and how its being handled we talk about Kai the Hatchet Hitchhiker. Netflix made a documentary on this viral sensation from almost 10 years ago. Kevin brings up some drama surrounds the USA men's soccer team and some pettiness that brought it all to light. We end things with our first F.Y.F. moment of the year and a debate about bacon vs sausage. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this final epidsode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast for 2022 the guys kick things of talking about Game of the Year and some of the games they enjoyed throughout 2022. We pivot from there and talk about some of our favorite movies and TV shows from the year. Moving on things take a wild turn as we discuss AI art and the APP that everyone has been using lately. This topic sets Kevbot off on a wild quest and discussion with Rocha. After we get through this Kevin bring up his theory on some of the Crypto-billionaires that have passed away latey. Rocha is not one for conspiracy theories so we turn out conversations to MJ's son dating Scottie Pippen's ex wife. We bring things home and wind down the year talking about Kanye once again. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.

After taking a break from recording The Never Gonna Happen Podcast is back with a brand new episode full of nonsense from 2 dads, a comic, and Mocha Rocha! We kick things off with some check ins and seeing how everyone has been during thier time away. It has been quite some time so the guys start us off with some Pete Davidson and Tom Brady updates. After going on a little rant and Kevin battling some hiccups we talk about Food that reminds you of your childhood. This leads to an interesting discovery of Mikey and the relationship he has with his mom's tomatoes. We end things with some more reflection and lack luster conversations. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back at it. It's been a few weeks since we've been able to record so we start off with a check in and see where everyone is at and how life has been going. After checking in with everyone we kick off our conversations with Elon Musk and Twitter. This turns into a conversation about freedom of speech, Kanye, and Kyrie Irving. After getting into it about the wildness of those situations we continue to talk about Elon's Twitter. Staying on topic about things from the internet Kev and Mikey talk about Captain Cappin himself Lebron James. Pivoting from there we bring back Does it Slap or is it Crap Thanksgiving Edition!! We learn a thing or two about each other during this one. We end the episode with our usual entertainment conversation that spirals into the guys nerding our over some Anime. As always thanks for listening. Be a sure to like, rate, review, and share!!!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito start off with a confession from Kevin and something that he's been keeping from the guys. Next up we get into our regular entertainment topics, why everyone is so pressed over She-Hulk and what else we've all been watching as of late. From there we pivot into some news that has dropped over the last few weeks involving Marvel and DC. Kevbot had a question for the parents in the room so we get into that and give our perspective on that. This episode we took a break from Does it Slap or Is It Crap and went over some of our favorite Halloween traditions before Kev tried to cut us off and move onto Kanye and Norega. We end the upside with some light football talk and the New York Football Giants having a 5-1 record (at the time of this recording they have improved to 6-1). On that note thank you for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this episode of the Never Gonna happen podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito kick things off with a recap of the Monday Night Football game and go right into some check ins. Staying on topic about football we talk about some stories from around the league including everyone's former favorite Wrangler wearer. Antonio Brown is out here exposing the D but not on the field this time. We pivot away from football and kickoff this episode's Does it Slap or Is It Crap....Apple edition! Uncle Tito wanted to talk about some social media topics and this lead us down a hole about cover bands. As we travel down this road we make our way into some entertainment news and topics...Spoiler Alert Kevbot does not like the Deadpool news. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On the latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic and Uncle Tito are back with some reflecting on how the year has been. We start off looking back at recording for an entire year. After reflecting on our progress we get into some NFL news and update the start of the season. Stay on topic we head right into Does it Slap or is It Crap? This week its all about fan bases! Keeping things rolling we get into some recent Gaming news and Mikey finds a way to talk about Idris Elba playing Bond. We wrap things up talking about some hot topic Disney castings and how people are in their feelings over it. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back with our longest episode to date. Almost a year in and we still can't get our sh*t together. After checking in with every one and going over how things have been we get into some entertainment topics. We kick it off with some music conversations around albums and The Game dissing Eminem. Somehow this takes us down a path of celebrity look a likes and the wild world they seem to be living in. Staying on topic we talk about some shows and movies that spirals into some sports talk. Mostly NFL stuff and wild contracts that are being handed out. Our newest segment is back for the second episode in a row...Does it Slap Or Is It Crap? This week we picked 3 discontinued snack or food items and of course Choco Taco made the list. We wrap things up with talking about some hot news topics that we have missed during our time away. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the 2 Dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are outside enjoying the sound of frogs fornicating...or so we thought. We start off with another weekly check in and follow ups to how things have been going for all of us. We pivot away from our check ins and get right into some Comic Con news and give our insights on that. From there we debut a new segment we are going to try and stick with called Does It Slap or Is It Crap? This week we chose Adam Sandler and 3 movies he was in. After our conclusion of the segment we talk about an interesting first date outfit. We end the episode discussing some of the latest news stories that we have missed or felt like we wanted to talk about. Some of the events we discuss might be a few weeks old since we switched to a bi weekly recording schedule...anyway ss always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review and share.

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back after taking some time off with some follow ups and new takes on life. We start off with Kevbot wanting to do a mental health check for the first time in weeks and this lead us all over the place. Kevbot was excited to let us know he found some dirt on Mikey's lack of defense on the court. From there we follow up on some previous news involving people on Twitter, LIV golf, and Skip Bayless. We pivot away from our wild check in and follow ups to discuss some of the latest entertainment news mostly gaming and movies. To tie things up Mikey opens up and the rest of the guys bond over daddy issues and Mikey's lack of a jumpshot. As always thanks for listening be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast we are outside again listening to all the boom booms on the 4th of July. After a quick intro and check in Kevin brings up an upcoming NBA game designed by the creators of Pokemon Go. Staying on topic with NBA we talk about all of the latest NBA news including free agency and a brief MJ vs Lebron discussion. From there we talk a turn into some "go to" items for BBQs and cookouts. This leads us to talking about pools vs beaches and which ones we prefer. We wrap things up with more nonsense and Kevbot shares a story about Johnsons. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic are joined once again by everyone's favorite Buddahbud..Mocha Rocha! This week we are outside again enjoying the weather and good vibes. After our check in/intro we get right into Roe v Wade. After this we follow up on a previous conversation about an internet personality selling their farts and what they are up to now. Kevin tells us about his plans to join that business. Pivoting a way from there we talk about Music new releases and how we feel about concerts. Spoiler alert Kevbot doesn't like live music. Continuing with entertainment news we discuss movies and TV shows that we are watching. Kevin congratulates the group for surviving Covid and they share stories about how it went for them. Finally we wrap things up with some Video Game talk and TMNT debate between Kevbot and Rocha. Thanks for listening! Be sure to like,rate,review, and share!

On the latest of episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic take the show outside..literally. You will hear frogs fornicating in the background and crickets doing cricket things. After a special introduction by Mikey we talk about the evolution of Mikey and his punctuality. Pivoting from there we share some kids stories and how Kevbot is going to be a great stepdad someday. We aren't sure how this happened but we talk about Morpheus again...I mean Morbius coming back to theaters. Moving on from there we follow up with conversations from last about about some entertainment topics. This leads us to NBA topics going on during the finals including the Curry's being involved in a wife swap. The guys discuss some interesting foods they've been asked to try and Kev shares his perspective on a certain Pizza Guy's frozen pizza. We move on from here and talk about certain posts and foods we like locally and where we want to create content at. We bring it home with talking about some golf news shaking up the sport's world and Kevbot's next role in life. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic are joined again by Mr "I'm Doing Terrible himself" Mocha Rocha! The guys start off by talking about Jimmy Butler and the theory of him being Michael Jordan's son. Rocha lets us know he's not doing as terrible as it sounded last week and we are relieved to hear that. We get into a long discussion about TV shows we are currently watching and if we prefer shows over movies. We learn a lot about Rocha's passion for anime. From there we move onto something that has been on Mikey's mind and thats Nudes in Space....what?! We talk about the EA news with Fifa and how that will impact absolutely nothing. We end the episode talking about sports. More specifically fans getting too comfortable and tons of football news. We hope you enjoy this episode. Thanks for listening and as always be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On the latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic are joined once again by Mocha Rocha. The dive right into things and talk about it being Junior or Senior year of Covid. This week we got back into our "Check ins" and Rocha got deep on us. He let us inside his mind and shared what he was going through. After the check ins Mikey and Rocha give us some stories on How High is High. Somewhere along the way we also talk about multiverse and some Stuff with Drake and Jack Harlow. Mikey finally let Kevbot know how he feels. With Kevbot being back we had to talk about the Chappelle attacker and how we called it on a previous episode. From there we talk about Nike and StockX legal battle over fake sneakers. We bring everything back around so Kevbot can tell us about Men....the movie that is. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like,rate, review, and share!!

On this week's episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast Kevbot starts us off with an apology for not paying attention on last weeks episode. 2 dads and a comic pick up from there and get right into Johnny Depp and Amber Turd. Kevbot admits he would still enjoy her shit..literally. From there we continue with celebrity drama and talk about Skete Davidson's new tattoo. The guys pivot away from the celebrity drama and talk about JA Morant's pettiness and OLD School vs New School mentality in sports. Continuing the sports talk we bring up the NFL Draft and where some of these teams stand afterwards. Spoiler Alert the New England Patriots took someone from a community college. Kevin tells a story about one of his friends that leads Mikey and Kevbot to going off about KD, Elon Musk, and Twitter. How serious is the Ben Simmons injury? We share our opinions on that and how bad it really is. We wrap up with stories about Kevin's nephew Two Jays and some food in certain areas! As always thanks for listening. Be sure like, rate, review, and share!

The Never Gonna Happen podcast is back to it's regularly scheduled programming and BS. 2 dads and a comic are back at it with Mocha Rocha fresh off his visit to Puerto Rico! be warned we somehow talk about Dicks quite a bit and in many different ways. Shout to KevBot for this one. On this episode the guys get right into it about about a Tyson fight or 2. We have all fallen down a rabbit hole or 2 about internet drama so the guys talk about people posting on social media and how enticing the drama can get. Speaking of drama we pivot and talk about Amber Turd and Johnny Depp. This has been quite the story to follow and unfold in front of us. Netflix is in the news this week so we discuss password sharing and losing subscribers. Kevin brings up the a solid subject when it comes to communication and how we can be more effective in the process. We finish up with some weird NBA protests over Chickens and Minnesota. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this not so special episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast we take a break from our regularly scheduled programming. Kevbot couldn't make it so its just Mikey and Kevin talking all things NBA. This episode consists of nothing but basketball. Specifically we talk about the NBA and the start of the playoffs. Potential award winners and the teams we like so far after Game 1s. While we were recording this some of the awards weren't announced and since then a few have been handed out. Enjoy this special probably not gonna happen again episode. As always thanks for listening!

2 Dads and a Comic are back with a new episode! We jump right into Will Smith and how his slap changed the game for stand up comedians. It bring us to question if that slap knocked other important topics like Covid and Russian Ukraine conflict out of rotation. We pivot from there into some follow up NFL news and an update to the Brian Flores lawsuit. This leads us into some UFC and Wrestling conversations...yes we talk about wrestling. Tiger Woods is back just in time for The Masters so we had to talk about it and enjoy the moment he gave us after almost losing his leg. Somehow we talk about Kevbot wanting to end up on someone's roster and be part of their "body count". He ain't about that life!! We finish up with some celebrity news about J Lo and Kanye. It feels good to be back! Thank for listening and as always don't forget to like, rate,review, and share!!

On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast we are joined by The Buddahbud himself! He might need to be fact checked himself. We start things off with some follow ups from previous episode about a company firing more employees through Zoom. This conversation got real between 2 Kevs too many. After that wild turn of events Kev updates us on his sister in law and her pettiness! The conversation then takes a turn towards Disney+ getting some updates and new shows. We discuss how Kevbot feels about comic movies...spoiler alert he hates them. On this day we also found out that Maury was retiring after 30 years of telling us we were the father! We end the episode with a discussion around ESports growth and NIL deals with colleges now getting involved. That's it for this week. As always thanks for listening. Be sure like, rate, share, and review

On this episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back it and during our weekly check in we talk about Kevbot's last stand up show. We can't stop talking about the latest Kanye and Pete Davidson drama. This leads to a solid conversation around mental health and accountability. From there we pivot into what its like having your teacher call your parents and some stories that relate. We update some of the news going on with Russia and WNBA Star Brittney Griner being detained there. NFL free agency kicked off so you know we had to talk about some of the latest with that. Finally we talk about a few stories from the news involving Nike and a TikToker getting caught because of the shoes he wore while allegedly robbing a few gas stations. As always thanks for listening! Don't forget to like, rate, review, and share!

We made it to episode 14! This week on the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys start off with the situation between Ukraine and Russia. We acknowledge our few international listeners! We see you and appreciate it. Mikey opens up about not smoking from February 29-31...moving on from there we talk all things basketball. Juwan Howard slapping another coach and all of the excitement in the NBA. This leads us down a rabbit hole and into a Kevbot story in NYC. Yet another week of Kanye making his way into our mentions or discussions so that happens again before we wrap up talking about basketball. We end the show with another Story Time with Kevbot about his day as a bartender. As always thanks for listening! Don't forget to like, rate, review, and share.

This week on the Never Gonna Happen Podcast Rocha joins the guys to talk their hot garbage. We go into the Super Bowl halftime show and how it compared to the NBA's performance during All Star weekend. Before that Kevbot gives us some story time during the mental health check. That lead us to more hip hop news involving Jay Z and Meek Mill. Kanye is back at it like a crack addict so we had to weigh in and discuss the latest on him. Rocha revisits our last episode and we talk about Kev's parents which brings us to 3000 men wanting to egg Jeff Bezos' yacht. We pivot our attention to some of the latest Marvel news including the latest Doctor Strange trailer and shows that are leaving Netflix. Covid is still a thing so we talk about the changed going on and restrictions being lifted all over. We talk about one of the menu hack items that our friends over at Big Lou Eats tried...thanks to them none of us will go near that thing! We bring it home with some wild discussions around Gotham City and how crime doesn't pay. As always thanks for listening. Don't forget to like,rate, and review!!

Episode 12 of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys start off with some NFL news days before the Super Bowl. Bryan Flores' lawsuit against the NFL leads the guys to discuss racism and the impact it might've had on them. Washington unveils it's new name..Spoiler alert it sucks. Joe Rogan is back in the news so we weigh in on the latest scandal around him. Joe Rogan talks lead us to NY nurses profiting with fake Covid cards. Kevin brings up a facebook post about CT getting a Waffle House and from there we pivot to Joey Crack! We end things with talking about a situation Kevin found himself in and leading to potential new siblings. As always thanks for listening. Like, rate, review and share!

This week's episode the boys start off with more NFl playoffs and live reactions. We talk about the dominance of Cooper Kupp and the White Wideout stigma. Kevbot gives Larry Legend some props. Mikey and Kev reflect on the passing of Kobe Bryant 2 years later. More NFL news with Big Ben and Brady retiring...or did he? Kevbot talks about his standards and how they adjusted with his new career and this leads to us talking about him shooting his shot. The boys discuss a wild Footlocker incident. Joe Exotic is back in the news so we discuss his new prison sentence. We pivot and go back into sports and talk about the baseball HOF inductions and snubs. We bring it home with talking about friendship boundaries and limited edition foods. Thanks for listening. Please Like, share, and review!!

On this episode the boys discuss Kevin's asshole origin story and get distracted by some playoff football while doing it. Rocha finally joins and brings some facts and opinions to the table. We get distracted some more by NFL playoffs and discuss some of the games that happened over the weekend. Rocha and Kevbot give us some insight on Microsoft's purchase of Blizzard/Activision. We talk about Drake needing to make some of his own hot sauce. Florida brings us some stories about Bitcoin and using it to hire a hitman and from there we dive in to some new laws Florida is trying to pass. Did you know the Winter Olympics are about to start? We didn't either. The boys wrap things up with Kanye Stories...i mean Ye stories and DC comics killing the Justice League. We end this episode on some Good Vibrations..Shout Out to Marky Mark!

Back at it for 22 with some new topics and the same old BS! The boys start off talking about the New York football Giants and them cleaning house. The NFL playoff weekend had Kevbot in his feels as the Cowboys let him down yet again...They in fact aren't Dem Boyz! We pivot from there and talk movies and TV shows we are looking forward too this year. Kevbot is gonna say something.... Apparently Snoop Dogg is the Standard when it comes to how good of a rapper you are. 2 Jays meets Ye Ye. We talk about Kev's nephew growing up in a Spanglish household. Our first episode of the years ends with an interesting discussion about Betty White. As always we appreciate anyone that listens and all the feedback!