PODCAST · comedy
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
by Kyle Ayers
Famous movies and tv shows rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.
Episodes
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Spoooooky All Games Day!
Spooooooky All Games Day!! Kyle is joined by Sammy Mowrey, Tyler Jackson, Chris Mejia, and Bailey Norton to play some Never Seen It games! WARNING: This episode is absolutely chaotic and makes very little sense. Kyle introduces a new game that has him cursing a lot and the game also kind of falls...
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Matt O'Brien Has Never Seen The Thing
Matt O'Brien (AGT, Conan!) has never seen "The Thing" but he rewrote it and we read his script! We kick off Halloween-month with a rewrite of one of the most famous Horror / Sci-fi movies there is! Does Matt, despite having never seen it, nail "The Thing"? He's got Kurt Russell, he's got the cold...
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Jason Salmon Has Never Seen E.R.
Jason Salmon has never seen E.R., but he rewrote it and we read his script! Jason hasn't seen E.R. but he nails the character names we all know from the show. There's HEAD NURSE. There's YOUNG. There's... STUBBLE. Enjoy Jason's take on this legendary medical procedural, and then after the script...
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Claire Woolner Has Never Seen Succession
Claire Woolner has never seen "Succession," but she rewrote it, and we read her script. She never saw much of the prestigious HBO show, but she... nailed the sibling dynamic? She knows there's a drug addict, she knows there's a weird, sexually-repressed young one, she knows there's a... girl!…
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Ever Mainard Has Never Seen Avengers: Endgame
Ever Mainard has never seen "Avengers: Endgame" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Ever, a Marvel fan, fell off the MCU wagon at some point. What did he think Endgame probably had in store? There's Hawkeye, there's Thor, there's... Adult Spider-man? Enjoy Ever's incredible take on what one...
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Skyler Higley Has Never Seen City of God
Skyler Higley has never seen "City of God" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. He KNOWS it's on a lot of "Great Movie" lists, but that is ALL he knows. Enjoy Skyler's script where he hits on everything you remember from "City of God," including gangs, poverty... Patrice O'Neal references?…
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Matt Braunger Has Never Seen Oppenheimer
Matt Braunger has never seen "Oppenheimer," but he rewrote it and we read his script! But mathe... obviously knows something... right? RIGHT?! Matt's script has everything you remember from this Best Picture winner. There's Colonel Schmidt. There's General Arnold. There's The Ultimate Bang Boom…
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Ashley Ray Has Never Seen The Graduate
Ashley Ray has never seen "The Graduate" but she rewrote it. She KNOWS there's a graduate. She KNOWS there's a Simon & Garfunkel song. Does her script get anything else about this classic correct? Ashley and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey Norton. After Ashley's script we talk viewing, play...
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Charlie James Has Never Seen Braveheart
Charlie James has never seen Braveheart, but he rewrote it and we read his script! For SUCH a famous, iconic movie, Charlie truly knows little to nothing. Of course we have the iconic characters: Mom, Dad, Midwife. Everyone is there. What else does Charlie know about William Wallace (didn't know...
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Jake Delaney Has Never Seen Fatal Attraction
Jake Delaney has never seen "Fatal Attraction" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. There's Michael Douglas. There's Woman. There's Glen Close. There's dripping mascara. Brand new guest Jake Delaney makes an early case for "most accurate script of the year" and it's only August! Jake and…
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Nicole Parker Has Never Seen 127 Hours
Nicole Parker (MadTV, The Neighborhood Listen) has never seen 127 Hours, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Sure, she's never seen the movie, but her script has it all. A hiker. Dramatic, relationship-building flashbacks, some singing from Les Mis. What else does Nicole know from this…
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Griffin Kelly Has Never Seen Shawshank Redemption
Griffin Kelly has never seen "Shawshank Redemption" but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Sure, she's never seen the movie, but she basically knows everything. There's prisoners. There's Prison Cop. There's... a guy named Shawshank? After a REAL decent amount of getting to know Griffin, and...
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Matt LeGrande Has Never Seen Green Book
Matt LeGrande has never seen "Green Book" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Matt's blind take on this 'Best Picture' winner has everything from the film itself. There's gruesome murder. There's a guy named Alabaster. You know, everything. Enjoy Matt's take on the movie, our giant tangent...
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Sally Ann Hall Has Never Seen A Few Good Men
Sally Ann Hall has never seen "A Few Good Men" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Enjoy her take on this courtroom classic she's never seen, including the JUDGE, the TOM CRUISE, the JACK NICHOLSON, and more! Sally Ann and Kyle are joined by Diana Hong! After we read Sally Anne's script…
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Kyle Ayers Has Never Seen Seinfeld
Kyle Ayers has never seen "Seinfeld" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. Kyle hops back into the writer's chair to give his take on what he figures an episode of "Seinfeld" probably is. There's Jerry, there's Elaine, there's that bass guitar, the laughtrack, the 17-year-old girlfriend,...
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All Games Day - Kyle's Birthday Edition!
Kyle decided to spend his birthday in studio, inviting four friends to partner off into two teams and get frustrated at Kyle over some Never Seen It games. An episode of absolute, potentially unlistenable chaos. Lindsay Adams and Phil Morris take on Bailey Norton and Diego McCafferty in some…
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Brian C Brown Has Never Seen V For Vendetta
Brian C Brown (film and TV writer extraordinaire) has never seen "V For Vendetta" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Brian knows Alan Moore, and he knows that this movie is, quote, "the reason why Natalie Portman's head was shaved in that Lonely Island rap video." but what else does he…
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Dan Rath Has Never Seen Lawrence of Arabia
Dan Rath (Australian wonder!) has never seen "Lawrence of Arabia" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. He knows SO LITTLE about this movie, that we had third-chair guest John Hastings guess what Dan's script was referencing, AFTER we read the script. We have a lot of chat leading up about...
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Nicole Daniels Has Never Seen Twilight
Nicole Daniels has never seen "Twilight" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! What does self-proclaimed "New to movies" film fan Nicole know about Twilight? There's misty woods. There's teenagers. There's... a 30ft tall Karen? Nicole and Kyle and third chair guest Bailey Norton talk...
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Matt Koff Has Never Seen Ted Lasso
Matt Koff (The Daily Show) has never seen "Ted Lasso" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. His script has Fred Lasso, There's Susan Lasso. All of the Lassos. Is there... soccer? Matt and Kyle talk about Ted Lasso, what Matt knows about it, and its relation to Kyle's hometown of Kansas City....
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Chandler Dean Has Never Seen The Royal Tenenbaums
Chandler Dean (Abolish Everything!) has never seen "The Royal Tenenbaums, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Chandler has SOME Wes Anderson knowledge, but what does he know about potentially Anderson's most famous film? There's a shot. There's a reverse shot. There's another reverse shot....
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Diana Hong Has Never Seen The X Files
Diana Hong has never seen "The X Files" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Diana's version of the X-Files has everyone you remember. There's (a) Mulder. There's... Stabler? There's a golf pro. Does Diana know much about one of Kyle's all-time favorite shows? Enjoy her script, and a bunch...
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Maggie Winters Has Never Seen Grey's Anatomy
Maggie Winters has never seen "Grey's Anatomy," but she rewrote it, and we read her script! All of your favorite Grey's characters are there. Nurse Kathy. Nurse John. Dr. Bill. Marcus. Does Meredith Grey make an appearance in her own show? Is there a hospital? Hear Maggie's full script to find…
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Sydney Kane Has Never Seen Inception
Sydney Kane has never seen "Inception" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Sydney has no clue what "Inception" is, but she's preeeettttty sure there's a WOMP sound effect. So that's, what, halfway there? Enjoy Sydney's script, some Never Seen It games, filmbro movie talk, and more! Go…
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Troy Walker Has Never Seen Paddington 2
Troy Walker has never seen "Paddington 2" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! The whimsy is there. The British is there. Is there marmalade? Is there violence? What does Troy know about potentially the most well-reviewed film of all time? Up top we pick up in a conversation about YouTube...
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Charlie James Has Never Seen Whiplash
Charlie James has never seen "Whiplash" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Do we have a frontrunner for next year's Neverseenie for most accurate script? There's a "Miles." There's an Anesthesiologist. Everything you remember from the drumming movie. We read Charlie's script, play some...
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Taylor Owen and James Neal Have Never Seen Marty Supreme
Taylor Owen and James Neal have never seen "Marty Supreme" but they rewrote it and we read their script! The cohosts of "The Regular Update" take on this Oscar nominated movie just a few days before the ceremony! The ping pong. The Mr. Wonderful. How much do they know about this Halfdie-(Directed...
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Mark Vigeant Has Never Seen Cars
Mark Vigeant has never seen "Cars," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does he nail the details of this mammoth Pixar franchise? Mark is pretty sure he knows the characters. There's Lightning, there's... Tina. There's... Dumbf*cker. All of your favorites from childhood. We read Mark's...
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Bri Giger Has Never Seen Harry Potter
Bri Giger has never seen "Harry Potter" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Harry Potter, and, well, all that comes along with it. Bri's script has all of the stuff you remember from Harry Potter. There's Harry, there's... Harmony. There's...... Jungledoor. There's a hat! Enjoy Bri's take…
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Johnno Wilson Has Never Seen Dirty Dancing
Johnno Wilson has never seen "Dirty Dancing" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! So there's dancing. It's the 80s. There's Kenny Loggins and Buick LeSabres. Does Johnno nail any of the actual movie? Enjoy Johnno's script, a bunch of Never Seen It games, and us getting to know this new...
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Jenny Zigrino Has Never Seen Weapons
Jenny Zigrino has never seen "Weapons" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Does she nail this massive horror hit? She knows there's.... weapons? Plus! Jenny tells us about her Revolutionary War Cosplay life and aspirations! Enjoy Jenny's take on this movie she's never seen, some games…
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Sam Wiles Has Never Seen Annie Hall
Sam Wiles has never seen "Annie Hall," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Since this is a film with no baggage that has aged extremely well, is there anything that Sam can pull from to write what he thinks this movie probably is? Sam gives us his take for what "Annie Hall" probably is. We...
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Chloe Radcliffe Has Never Seen The Truman Show
Chloe Radcliffe has never seen "The Truman Show" but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Does she nail the Jim Carrey classic, despite never watching it? The reality show, the surveillance, the... studio audience? Chloe takes on one of Kyle's all-time favorite films. We talk comedy, comedians...
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Charlie Berens Has Never Seen Silence of the Lambs
Charlie Berens has never seen "Silence of the Lambs" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Does Charlie nail the all-time setting, tone, Oscar-worthy performances from this iconic thriller? Charlie and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Jay Light! We talk best Midwestern movies, Texas movies…
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Katy Fishell Has Never Seen Breakfast at Tiffany's
Katy Fishell (comedian, writer, artist) has never seen "Breakfast at Tiffany's" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Does she nail this Audrey Hepburn classic? The movie, the iconic poster, the baggage... We read Katy's script after Daniel Shar attempts to guess what she's never seen, we…
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John Milhiser Has Never Seen The English Patient
John Milhiser has never seen "The English Patient" but he rewrote it and we read his script! And WHAT a script to kick off 2026 with. SNL Alum John Milhiser sets the bar high for accuracy as he rewrites this 1997 Best Picture Winner. We take on John's script, play some games, and more! Kyle and...
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EJ Marcus Has Never Seen Downton Abbey
EJ Marcus has never seen "Downton Abbey" but he rewrote what he thinks an episode might be, and we read his script! The accent work: perfect. The setting: ideal. The British: are in it. As EJ put it in his script: NOTE: EVERYONE IS BRITISH BUT IN SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WAYS. COMPLETELY UP TO YOU. We...
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Cam Gavinski Has Never Seen 2001: A Space Odyssey
Cam Gavinski has never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Cam's take on one of the quintessential sci-fi movies of all-time, which he has never seen. There's chimps, there's space, there's Hal? Cam and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Kel Cripe! We play some...
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All Games Day! December 2025
Kicking off December with an All Games Episode here! Kyle is joined by Sammy Mowrey, Daniel Shar, Bailey Norton, and Joe McAdam. The four folks partner off into teams to compete in rounds of Before & Afters, Character Card Head, KyleDadGame, Build the Perfect Movie, Letterbox'd Guessing Game the...
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Max Silvestri Has Never Seen Wicked
Max Silvestri has never seen "Wicked" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Does Max succeed in figuring out what this massive musical prequel is probably about? Max (Cohost of "I Need You Guys" pod on Smartless) comes back on Never Seen It to give us his take on what "Wicked" probably is,...
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Courtney Michelle Has Never Seen Snatch
Courtney Michelle has never seen "Snatch" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! I know I've said this before, but is this the most accurate take anyone has ever had on this show? As any good British film should be, there's no shortage of incredibly accurate, regionally-specific accents in…
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Will Pepper Has Never Seen Goodfellas
Will Pepper has never seen "Goodfellas" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Will is pretty sure "Goodfellas" has something to do with a rivalry at an arcade. It he close? We take on Will's script, talk "Goodfellas" and more prestige movie watching, and play some games! We actually recorded...
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Fumi Abe Has Never Seen A Nightmare On Elm Street
Fumi Abe has never seen Nightmare On Elm Street, but he rewrote it! He was pretty sure it was called... Freddy K? Does Fumi nail the tone of the classic horror film? Plus, Fumi talks about scary movies in Japanese culture versus American culture, we play some games, talk more Halloween movies…
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Amy Miller Has Never Seen Megan
Amy Miller returns! Amy has never seen Megan, but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Enjoy our annual Amy-Miller-Halloween-Episode, complete with her Megan script, and a lot of games. Kyle and Amy are joined by Johnny Pemberton! And Johnny's amazing voice and accent work. Truly, an episode…
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Jono Zalay Has Never Seen Rocky Horror Picture Show
Jono Zalay Has Never Seen "Rocky Horror Picture Show," but he rewrote it and we read his script! The depth with which he nails some of the specifics he knew nothing about is impressive. Kyle and Jono are joined by Shane Torres and we take on Jono's script with great antici- -pation. We talk Rocky...
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All Games Day! October 2025
All Games Day returns! An episode of Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, Character Card Head, and more! Kyle is joined by Matt O'Brien, Nick Vatterott, and Todd Sklar, to play some games and watch, yet again, as Character Card Head Guessing Game derails an otherwise perfectly normal episode...
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Karen Chee Has Never Seen Sex and the City
Karen Chee has never seen Sex and the City, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Emmy & WGA award-nominated comedian and writer Karen Chee takes everything she's ever absorbed about the influential show and turns it into one of the best scripts we've ever done. There's New York. There's…
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Jack Lawler Has Never Seen Yellowstone
Jack Lawler (Work Retire Die, Host of The Daily Friday) has never seen "Yellowstone" but he rewrote it and we read his script. Enjoy Jack's script, Yellowstone and network television talk, and more! Then some Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, and more! Kyle and Jack are joined by Todd...
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Leah Knauer Has Never Seen Wall-E
Leah Knauer has never seen Wall-E, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Hear Leah's full take on one of Kyle's favorite movies. The robots, check. The people, sort of. Do the performances live up to Leah's script? We talk Pixar, Leah drops her INCREDIBLE Sydney Sweeney impression, and more!...
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River Butcher Has Never Seen Oldboy
River Butcher has never seen Oldboy, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does River nail the movie? That's up to you to decide. An episode of absolutely beautiful chaos as we take on River's script, talk about what Kyle might or might not remember about Oldboy (including if he's seen it?),...
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