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Never Show the Monster
by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander
Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander talk horror movies, even the bad ones, because we were going to anyway and maybe you'd like to join us
Episodes
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97. May 2026 - Backrooms: It's Not the Frontrooms
The gals are back to continue their series on May 2026 horror with BACKROOMS (2026)! We're wondering whether it's horror, whether it's scary, and whether it's good. We're also throwing our hats in the ring to author new taglines. Follow us on Bluesky:...
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96. May 2026 - Obsession: Funny, Sad, Scary
We're back with a new theme, May 2026, since there were sooo many horror movies that month. This ep covers 2026's OBSESSION, what we're currently obsessed with (BTS, Markiplier, etc), and whether this movie is a comedy. Can you believe we didn't discuss what we'd wish for??? Amateurs. Join us…
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95. Fear the Silence - Monolith: Better Out Than In
Kelly and Chelsea are back to discuss 2022's Australian sci-fi horror, MONOLITH, a film about accountability and puking up bricks Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at...
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94. Fear the Silence - Berberian Sound Studio: Horse Vortex
Kelly and Chelsea are back to discuss Berberian Sound Studio, a film they didn't like until, slowly, they did! Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at [email protected] Follow Kelly...
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93. Fear the Silence - Session 9: Possession Or Nah?
Kelly and Chelsea discuss the horror film Session 9 Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at [email protected] Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky:...
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92. Fear the Silence - Undertone: Sisterhood of the Traveling Demons
Kelly and Chelsea are back to discuss Undertone (2026), allegedly the scarriest movie you'll ever hear. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at [email protected] Follow Kelly…
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91. The Bride!: It Is And It Isn't
Kelly and Chelsea are back to talk The Bride! and also, unfortunately, Psycho Killer. Join us in two weeks to discuss Undertone! Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at...
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90. 28 Days Later: The Cinematic Universe
Kelly and Chelsea are BACK, for real this time (we think), to talk about 28 DAYS LATER (2002), 28 WEEKS LATER (2007), 28 YEARS LATER (2025), and 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE (2026). We also, unfortunately, discuss THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 2 (2025) and CHAPTER 3 (2026) Follow us on Bluesky:...
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89. 2025 - Weapons: Brolin'ed Again
Hello! Why, we haven't seen you since you were just a baby! Knee high to a grasshopper! Thanks for taking us in while we convalesce, it should only take a little while... Folks, we're back this week (maybe just this week? maybe more??) to talk Zach Cregger's WEAPONS (2025), the trials and...
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88. Horror of 2024 - Oddity: Don't Knock On My Door
Knock knock knock! Open up! There's someone inside your house, they went in while you weren't looking. We're discussing ODDITY (2024) this week, a jigsaw puzzle of a supernatural murder mystery. It feels like cozying up with a classic whodunnit book and a cup of tea and we think you'll like it....
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87. Horror of 2024 - Smile 2: Crazy Scary Spooky Hilarious
Hellooooo we're talking SMILE 2 (2024) this week and no spoilers but we frigging loved it. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at...
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86. Horror of 2024 - The Substance: Is That FDA Approved?
Hey how are you doing today? Do you feel good? Are you feeling good about yourself? If not, have I got the product for you - a lil substance you can inject to spawn a hotter version of yourself who will ruin your life. Are you interested? We're talking THE SUBSTANCE (2024), a very weird and...
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85. Horror of 2024 - The Crow: Look How They Jokerfied My Boy
Helloooo and welcome back to the show! We're discussing THE CROW (2024), THE CROW (1994), and _The Crow_ (1989) this week, and folks? Folks??? We've got opinions. And we want to hear yours! Who would you cast in a gender-bent remake of this iconic classic? Find us on socials @NoShowMonster or…
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84. Horror of 2024 - Alien Romulus: The Substance
Ayyyyyyyy join us this week in space to discuss ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)! We recorded this before the election so please ignore that part where we dared to be hopeful and focus on the part where we talked about how awful this year has been. But you know what's not awful? This movie! We liked it a…
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83. Horror of 2024 - Cuckoo: Dan Stevens is A Hot Weirdo
Helllloooooo this week we're talking about Tilman Singer's CUCKOO (2024), a bonkers little flick we highly recommend. And do you know what, it maybe generated a revelation, an evolution if you will, if the show's thesis? Neat! Follow us on Bluesky…
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82. Horror of 2024 - Longlegs: A Murder Board For a Murder Movie
Cuckoo!! Cuckoo!!!!!! Your dear old friends of a friend are back to talk LONGLEGS (2024), the movie we've all been waiting for!!! You can feel the excitement in this episode because we are a little bit all over the place, so think of this as one of our classic shootin' the sh*t episodes and join…
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81. Horror of 2024 - A Quiet Place Day One: We Deserve It
Ssssshhhhh welcome to our bunker, today we are watching A QUIET PLACE DAY ONE (2024) and sort of the whole suite of Quiet Places, as well as the whole suite of Thumb- shorts (Thumbtanic, Frankenthumb, etc), and bog bodies. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social...
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80. Horror of 2024 - Arcadian: Tonal Whiplash
Helllllloooooo today we're discussing ARCADIAN (2024), shoebill storks, upcoming movies, and our love for Cillian Murphy. Oh also! When we recorded, Arcadian wasn't on Shudder yet, but it looks like it is now! Great time to start a subscription (non-spon, but would spon)! Follow us on Bluesky:...
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79. Horror of 2024 - The Watchers: Almost Doesn't Count
Hi!!!! Today we're discussing The Watchers (2024), fairy smut, and Rupert Grint. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at...
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78. Horror of 2024 - The Strangers Chapter 1: Lock Your Doors
Hiya! Hey quick question, before you keep reading, are your doors locked right now? You should make sure your doors are locked right now. Ok, now that you're safe - we're talking The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024)! It's nowhere near as good as The Strangers (2008) and if for some reason you have to...
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77. Horror of 2024 - Tarot: Pentacles (Gross)
Hello! We're going to stop saying "we're back" until some personal things shake out, we're currently dodging our own various spectres, but you know your gurls are still out here watching scary movies. Today, we're talking TAROT (2024) which is fun! We thought it was going to be very bad, but it...
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76. Horror of 2024 - Abigail: Astral Possession
Hello! We're back at it again to gush over ABIGAIL (2024), much like the way blood gushes throughout the movie! Which sounds gross/bad, but actually it is gross/good! We're also making up monsters that sound like "a can of beans," appreciating the art of pec bouncing, and various pools and piles…
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75. Horror of 2024 - Late Night With the Devil; or: Always Show the Monster
We're back, sweeties!!!! Sorry for the unintentionally long break, but you'll recall 2023 was a year of nightmares for us, and buddy? 2024 is giving it a run for its money. In honor of that, we're returning by covering all the new horror coming out over the next few months, starting with Late…
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74. [StS] The Unbinding, or: The Universe is Large and Weird
Hellooooooo it's another classic shootin' the shit episode where we're discussing THE UNBINDING (2023) a spooky/weird/wonderful/fascinating/magical/paranormal documentary that came out recently from our faves, the Hellier crew. If you haven't watched it, we hiiiiiiighly recommend it. It's so...
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73. Party Games - Ouija; or: Barbie for Hasbro
Hello! We're back! We had to miss an episode because, as I'm sure you know, life is very challenging. Thanks for your patience as we muddle through some situations that I would describe as neither goofs nor spoofs. We'll be taking a proper break soon to get our houses in order - ha, in some ways...
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72. Party Games - Would You Rather, or: Getting to the Goo
Hello, welcome back! So good to see you, omg, you look great! We're discussing WOULD YOU RATHER (2012) this week and yall it's. I mean, listen, not all movies can be good movies, you know? We're also playing Would You Rather (no deaths edition) and we'd love to hear yours, write in! Follow us on...
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71. Party Games - Truth or Dare, or: Messy Demons Who Live For Drama
This week, we ~*~dare~*~ you to watch TRUTH OR DARE (2018) with us! We don't, actually, it's not, like, stellar, maybe instead go watch HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017) again, idk. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email...
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70. Party Games - Bodies Bodies Bodies, or: #horror For the Modern Girl
Hello and welcome to our new series, Party Games! We're kicking things off with 2022's BODIES BODIES BODIES, a very fun slasher (?) we've been sleeping on since it came out last summer. Join us as we fabricate the plots of other movies to compare it to, and write in if we were right to call...
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69. [StS] MIB, UAPs, and Talk to Me, or: Kay and Jay's High School Reunion
Episode 69!! Nice!!!! This week we're shootin' the shit about the congressional UAP hearing, the Men In Black movie franchise, and the new (incredible) horror movie TALK TO ME (2023) which you should absolutely go see. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on…
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68. Possessed by Aliens - Ghosts of Mars, or: Listing Every Movie Ever Made
This week we're closing out our series on possession by aliens with John Carpenter's GHOSTs OF MARS (2001), and it's a rare one where we disagree on whether you should watch it! Kelly says yes but Chelsea's not convinced. So uuuuuh I guess watch it and then write in if Kelly totally led you…
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67. Possessed by Aliens - Invasion of the Body Snatchers, or: Smash My Face
This week we're continuing our series of alien possession with INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) and also INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956) and also Invasion of the Body Snatchers by Jack Finney (1955). We're also discussing 70s faces, whether Donald Sutherland could get it, and if we'd...
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66. Possessed by Aliens - The Thing, or: Women Can Be Monsters Too
Hello!! We're back, officially kicking off our fortnightly cadence with John Carpenter's THE THING (1982), and folks, it's a classic for a reason. This movie is going to be relatable no matter when you watch it, or at least until Start Fleet figures out how to make the world socialist. Until…
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65. Possessed by Aliens - The Faculty, or: Playing by Slug Rules
This week we're back with our new series, "Possessed by Aliens," and we are SO stoked. And also, we are so Stokely. We're kicking things off with THE FACULTY (1998), which is incredible! This is the first time Kelly has rewatched it since she was a kid, and she is big mad she's been sleeping on…
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64. [StS] Monster by Frank Peretti ft. Kylan Savage
You guys, when I tell you this book is bonkers, I'm not sure I'm making myself clear. Monster by Frank Peretti is a wild ride of racism, creationism, and misogyny; the author tries to hide all this behind a thin veneer of bigfoots but we see right through it. This week we have very special guest...
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63. Cryptids - The Mothman Prophecies, or: Chapstick is Very High Brow
Hey, lemme ask you something - what's your time cycle? This week we're talking THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES (2002), an atmospheric tour of high strangeness that isn't scary so much as, like, moody. Join us as Kelly tries desperately to remember details about Indrid Cold from books and podcasts she's…
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62. Cryptids - Abominable, or: Not a Dermal Ridge in Sight
Yooooo this week we're discussing ABOMINABLE (2006), and do you know what? Do you know WHAT? This movie rules/whips/slaps/etc!! We totally would have slept on this one based on imdb and the movie poster, but it was so fun! We also invent our next project, Showing the Monster, which will be a...
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61. Cryptids - Antlers, or: Dark and the Wicked Lite
We're talking ANTLERS (2021) this week, and great news! No pets died in this one, so Chelsea is sticking with the show..... for now. Folks, we're talking wendigos, and - because this is a literary podcast, as you know - we're also talking Othello. Shout out to my main man Shakespeare iykyk Follow...
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60. Cryptids - Dog Soldiers, or: Dudes Rock
Friends, enemies, countrymen - we're talking DOG SOLDIERS (2002) this week, and let me just say you have /got/ to watch this one. Chelsea and I had slept on it and boy were we wrong to do so. We're also reflecting on just how many pets have died in the movies we've watched recently, what's that...
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59. Cryptids - Skinwalker Ranch, or: If These Giant Wolves Could Talk
We're starting a new series on cryptids! And!! We're off to a bad start because this is an alien movie lol. Oh well! This week we're talking SKINWALKER RANCH (2013). Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us…
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58. [StS] Scream VI, or: 6cream, or: 6poilers!!!
Hey girlies and ghosties, this week we're shootin' the shit about Scream VI! And we spoil the ever-loving heck out of it with reckless abandon, so make sure to watch it before you listen! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram:...
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57. Kevin Bacon - They/Them, or: We've Been Trying to Reach You About Your Chupacabra
This week we're concluding our Kevin Bacon Does Horror series with the 2022 slasher flick THEY/THEM, even though this one is teeeeeechnically more of a theatre kid movie. KBakes is truely heinous in it though, so good for him. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on...
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56. Kevin Bacon - The Darkness, or: It's Really Good to Have a TV Show
In this week's installment of our series Hey Have You Noticed How Many Horror Movies Kevin Bacon Has Been In, Do You Think It's He's Okay, we're covering THE DARKNESS (2016), buried treasure, and various movie feast scenes. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on...
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55. Kevin Bacon - Stir of Echoes, or: Sometimes You Gotta Dig a Hole
Continuing our series called Kevin Bacon Loves Horror Like Way More Than You'd Expect, No Seriously, Go Look At His IMDB, we're covering STIR OF ECHOES (1999). Well, we're ostensibly covering STIR OF ECHOES, we're mostly covering hypnotism, alien abductions, and who's been cancelled. Follow us on...
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54. Kevin Bacon - You Should Have Left, or: Be Weird and Be Nice
Up next in our series called Kevin Bacon Is In Love With Horror And You Know What We're In Love With That Fact, we're talking 2020's YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT, a movie that wants to be about a haunted (cursed?) house but is instead about a cursed marriage. We also discuss Cher, an unknowable deity....
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53. Kevin Bacon - Flatliners or: Beautiful, Erotic, Terrifying
We're continuing our Kevin Bacon Loves Horror and Doesn't Care Who Knows It series with the classic FLATLINERS (1990) this week, and very clumsily working through social issues we care deeply about, but we are still learning how to talk about them!!!! We also talk about the usual dumb stuff like...
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52. Kevin Bacon - Tremors or: The Feelings of Worms
We're starting our first proper series of 2023 admiring all the ways Kevin Bacon does and loves horror, beginning with TREMORS (1990). We love our man and he loves making people scared (with consent)!!! We recorded this ages ago at this point so apologies for starting it talking about the…
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51. [StS] How Function Do?
That's right, sweeties, the gals are BACK and they are ready to talk about all your favorite horror topics, especially if those topics are ALIENS and the impending threat of DISEASE. We're easing in with one of our class Shootin' the Shit episodes, and we'll start our new series next week! Make...
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50. Dead & Breakfast Here We Go Again
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are celebrating their ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY by revisiting the greatest movie of all time, DEAD & BREAKFAST (2004), and you should absolutely watch this one if you can find it. And if you can't find it, let us know and we'll figure out a way to get it to you. Links to...
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49. [StS] The Menu - Honestly, We Get It
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking THE MENU (2022), and you should check it out!! It's not what you expect! But in a good way! Would yall be interested in a watch party soon? Let us know! Contact deets below, or you could just leave a 5-star review in Apple podcasts that lets us know :) As...
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48. [StS] Hellraiser - Not Giving Blood to a Skeleton
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking HELLRAISER (2022), which is very gory and will also make you feel feelings. As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at [email protected]. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks,...
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