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Never Tell Me The Odds
by Never Tell Me The Odds!
Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast. New episodes every Friday. Professional comedians / improvisers attempt to get rich while escaping the Empire on the edges of the galaxy.
Episodes
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Wacky Races (Episode VII, Scene II) - Podcast
Episode 7, Scene 2 of NTMTO! - "Wacky Races" A brand new adventure begins on the planet of Jedha. 30 years after the Death Star demonstrated it's power on the ancient home of the Force, a hard bitten remnant of survivors still hang on, sifting through the ruins. Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star...
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Return to Jedha (Episode VII, Scene I) - Podcast
Episode 7, Scene 1 of NTMTO! - "Return to Jedha" A brand new adventure begins on the planet of Jedha. 30 years after the Death Star demonstrated it's power on the ancient home of the Force, a hard bitten remnant of survivors still hang on, sifting through the ruins. Never Tell Me The Odds is a…
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The Voice In The Abyss (Episode VI, Scene XIII) - Podcast
Episode 6, Scene 13 of NTMTO! - "The Voice In The Abyss" The Despair Saga draws to a close here and now - with the final scene of Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been reunited, and must now face their greatest enemies, both within and without. Not everyone will make it through...
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Brando the Dark Ewok (Episode VI, Scene XII) - Podcast
Episode 6, Scene 12 of NTMTO! - "Brando the Dark Ewok" The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The penultimate episode. Tamaya Leck has returned, even as Root faces the meaning of her existence. What secrets await on the Forest Moon of Endor? What secrets await...
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Yoda'wg (Episode VI, Scene XI) - Podcast
Episode 6, Scene 11 of NTMTO! - "Yoda'wg" The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew arrives on the forest moon of Endor. What awaits them in the depth of the forest, so many years after the fall of the Empire? Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG…
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Grango's Funeral (Episode VI, Scene X) - Podcast
Episode 6, Scene 10 of NTMTO! - "Grango's Funeral" The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. But first, terrible news - their dear friend Grango is dead - and his funeral is right…
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Shoot Some Gippy (Episode VI, Scene IX) - Podcast
Episode 6, Scene 9 of NTMTO! - "Shoot Some Gippy" The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. Will the crew get past the Gippy clone havoc? And where has Grango been all this time?…
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It's A Trap (Episode VI, Scene VIII) - Podcast
Episode VI, Scene VIII of NTMTO! - "It's A Trap" The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. Things get dangerous, deadly and weird as it becomes clear this deep space cloning facility...
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Gippy-Palooza (Episode VI, Scene VII) - Podcast
Episode VI, Scene VII of NTMTO! - "Gippy-Palooza" The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. Things go from bad to...weird in the defunct cloning station as they try to track Tamaya...
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The Raddest Ninja Weapon (Episode VI, Scene VI) - Podcast
Episode VI, Scene VI of NTMTO! - "The Raddest Ninja Weapon" The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. The crew investigates a derelict, deep space cloning facility... the last known...
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Gippy's Dead (Episode VI, Scene V) - Podcast
Episode VI, Scene V of NTMTO! - "Gippy's Dead" The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss!The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. They may not be happy about it, but Paul Lynde has been sent along to keep an eye on them...…
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Body Swap Tragedy (Episode VI, Scene IV) - Podcast
Episode VI, Scene IV of NTMTO! - "Body Swap Tragedy" The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss!The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. They may not be happy about it, but Paul Lynde has been sent along to keep an eye on...
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Paul Lynde & The Harvey Fiersteins (Episode VI, Scene III) - Podcast
Episode VI, Scene III of NTMTO! - "Paul Lynde & The Harvey Fiersteins" The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The wild rancor has been dealt with... and Grango's Garrison is the worse for the wear. Meanwhile, a message from Mon Mothma herself arrives…
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Unspeakable Rancor Activites (Episode VI, Scene II) - Podcast
Episode VI, Scene II of NTMTO! - "Unspeakable Rancor Activities" The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! It's chaos in the casino as catastrophe strikes - in the form or a rogue rancor. Things go from bad to worse to...unspeakably awful. You'll have to listen…
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Black Starfield (Episode VI, Scene I) - Podcast
Episode VI, Scene I of NTMTO! - Black Starfield The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! We return to Grango's casino on far-flung Delmara, as Grango, Root & P9-L plot their next moves. But who's this overweight, elderly Mon Cal diplomat? What have all these...
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Star Noirs Part III (Bonus Episode, Scene XXIII) - Podcast
It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part three of this gritty, street-level bonus episode. Four Courscant beat cops during the height of Imperial power find themselves out of their depths in a game of cat a mouse with an enigmatic killer. As they descend to Level 1313, they'll learn the truth...…
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Star Noirs Part II (Bonus Episode, Scene XXII) - Podcast
It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part two of this bonus episode - as four beat cops on Coruscant get involved in the dark-and-gritty underbelly of high-society life. Will they come out clean, or get pulled down into the muck? Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where…
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Star Noirs - Part I (Bonus Episode, Scene XXI) - Podcast
It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part one of this bonus episode - as four beat cops on Coruscant get involved in the dark-and-gritty underbelly of high-society life. Will they come out clean, or get pulled down into the muck? Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where…
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3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part II (Bonus Episode 0, Scene XX) - Podcast
It's the 3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part 2! Three younglings are the only chance to save Life Day from the villainous Sith Rogen. Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the...
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3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part I (Bonus Episode 0, Scene XIX) - Podcast
It's the 3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special (Part One) - Can the Younglings save Life Day, or will their be no wookie-ookies for anyone this year? Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge...
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Amazon Prime Directive (Episode V, Scene XI) - Podcast
Episode V, Scene XI of NTMTO! - the grand finale of The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew of the Hertz have entered the heart of the Fabian's long forgotten treasure horde - and uncovered wealth beyond all imagining... but what darkness is concealed beneath the gold? Never Tell Me The Odds is a...
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Showdown on Fabian's Roost & Baby Rancor from the Sky (Episode V, Scene X) - Podcast
Episode V, Scene X of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew of the Hertz uncovers riches and mysteries unseen by the galaxy in centuries on the fabled treasure planet of Fabian's Roost. But what awaits them in the depths, and what is the secret of Fabian's Roost? Never Tell Me The Odds…
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Fat Albert & The Toilet Droid (Episode V, Scene IX) - Podcast
Episode V, Scene IX of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! At long last - after a galaxy-spanning hunt - the crew of the Hertz has finally found the fabled treasure planet of Fabian's Roost! Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians /...
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Frank Sinatra Voice Box & Rancor Ambergris (Episode V, Scene VIII) - Podcast
Episode V, Scene VIII of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew is on the trail of the third and final piece of the lost map to Fabian's Roost! A quick complication-free pit stop is all that lays between them and their final destination. What could be easier? Never Tell Me The Odds is a...
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The Mirialin & The Escape From Qat Chrystac (Episode V, Scene VII) - Podcast
Episode V, Scene VII of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost ! The second part of the relic has been found! One piece remains to complete the map to Fabian's Roost - but a mysterious stranger and a dangerous encounter might keep them from even getting off planet! Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star...
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Rad Troopers (Episode V, Scene VI) - Podcast
The crew sets foot on a planet of radioactive lava in hopes of finding a lost treasure map... but they'll have to overcome the Empire's crack troops, trained for the most extreme environments... the Rad Troopers. Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional...
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I'd Kinda Like To See How This Turns Out (Episode V, Scene V) - Podcast
Episode 5, Scene 5 of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! Lightsaber action and daring escapes await the crew - but what waits for them up ahead, as they travel to the far reaches of the galaxy in search for the lost map to Fabian's Roost? Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play...
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Casino Gank (Episode V, Scene IV) - Podcast
Episode 5, Scene IV of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew needs to make a quick getaway from Granga's casino - but a few loose ends threaten to trip them up! Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best…
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Ewok Pit Fighter (Episode V, Scene III) - Podcast
Episode V, Scene III of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The players have located ex-Imperial Moff Vulganis in a Hutt casino...but a high-stakes Sabaac game is interrupted by a junkie with a tall tale about a map to the lost treasure planet of Fabian's Roost - and he has the golden idol to...
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Granga's Gambles (Episode V, Scene II) - Podcast
Episode V, Scene II of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost ! The crew of the Hertz have arrived at Granga's Gambles... a fabulous destination casino on the edge of Hutt space. Somewhere within lurks ex-Imperial Moff Vulganis. But what does he know...and Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG...
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Knockoff Whiskey & Rancor Stage Show (Episode V, Scene I) - Podcast
Episode V, Scene I of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost - begins! Grango (the gambling Toydarian) and Root Riggles (the lost Ewok), are rejoined by delusional diplomat Tamaya! The New Republic has a new task for them...one that may lead to untold riches! But even as they begin, forces seen…
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Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt II (Episode 0, Scene XIX) - Podcast
We're crossing the Streams in this bonus episode! The cast of Black Bag, a Call of Cthulu game, plays their first game of Star Wars. They've already crash landed on a barren planet, and now a murderous giant insect is hunting them for game. What else could go wrong? Never Tell Me The Odds is a…
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Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag, Pt I (Episode 0, Scene XVIII) - Podcast
We're crossing the Streams in this bonus episode! The cast of Black Bag, a Call of Cthulu game, plays their first game of Star Wars. What will they do when they find their Rebellion cruiser under attack and outgunned by a Star Destroyer? Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play…
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Arena of Death, Neon Swamp Pt. II (Episode 0, Scene XVII) - Podcast
Episode 0, Scene 17 - In part two of this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! P9-L, Elruc Thawn, and mysterious bounty hunter Sage team up to survive the Neon Swamp in the Hutt Arena of Death. But are they any match for elite hunter DJ5000? Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play...
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Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt I (Episode 0, Scene XVI) - Podcast
In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! a group of unlikely allies find themselves locked in a Hutt Arena of Death. That's right - it's the return to the Arena of Death: Neon Swamp. Will anyone make it out alive? Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four...
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Wikiacloaca (Episode IV, Scne VI) - Podcast
Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - reaches it's dramatic conclusion! Chaos erupts at the survivor's camp as Commander Dragan descends into madness. Cue the Cap'n and his "thermal detonator"... Will order prevail? What's the secret connection between Kaveri and Commander Dragn? What's the secret...
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Bugs & Price, Prison Guards (Episode IV, Scene V) - Podcast
Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - nears it's dramatic climax as the battered expeditionary crew finds the survivors of the Port Delmara incident - only to find themselves immediately jailed! Who is the leader of the survivors, and what history does she have with mission leader Kaveri? Never Tell Me...
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Momish & The Flying Chair (Episode IV, Scene IV) - Podcast
Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our crew bushwacks their way through the lush forests of Delmara - where they encounter a small group of survivors..and some lethal wildlife. Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers...
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Cowboy Wookiee (Episode IV, Scene III) - Podcast
Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our crew picks themselves up after a devastating rancor attack. With their investigation mission now a rescue mission, the crew sets out toward the evacuation point to look for survivors... Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast,...
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Rank, or Rancor? - Episode IV, Scene II (Podcast)
Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our intrepid crew prepares to land on the far flung colony planet, Delmara. What caused the mysterious destruction of the settlement, and will they avoid the same fate? Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four…
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Lei'an (Episode IV, Scene I) - Podcast
Episode IV of NTMTO! - Wrath and Rancor - begins as a ragtag crew answers the summons of the newly founded New Republic. Join Grango (the gambling Toydarian), P-9L (the murderous droid bodyguard), Root Riggles (the lost Ewok), and Kaveri (the Force-sensitive Togruta) as they investigate a...
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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. 2 (Episode 0, Scene XV) - Podcast
Part 2 of our bonus podracing episode! We catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first? Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan captain Cap'n...
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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. I (Episode 0, Scene XIV) - Podcast
In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first? Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan...
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The Porkins Brothers (Ep. III, Scene XI) - Podcast
Episode 3, Scene 11 The dramatic conclusion of Episode III - Pit of Despair! Merce's crew, still reeling from the loss of their comrades, find themselves on the precipice of doom. The Pit nears self-destruction, even as freed prisoner Quintel attempts to negotiate with former crew member P-9L....
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Not Afraid of Bill Clinton (Episode III, Scene X) - Podcast
Episode 3, Scene 10 Molten steel fills the execution deck, as mad Jedi Iron Gan sets his sights on his next prey. A rain of molten metal, murderous droids, and an armor piercing grenade all add up to more trouble as the crew attempts to get out of the Pit before it self-destructs. Never Tell Me…
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A Star Wars Pit (Episode III, Scene IX) - Podcast
Episode 3, Scene 9 Death has arrived in the Pit - and it's name is Iron Gan! The remnants of Merc's crew scrabble for the exits as the mad Jedi prepares to turn his blade on them. Will anyone make it out alive? Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional...
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Blue Corn & Trash Dragons (Episode III, Scene VIII) - Podcast
Episode 3, Scene 8 Attempting to scale an access shaft in the heart of the Pit is no easy matter - especially now that the entire prison has been alerted to the escape attempt. Merce Leck and his crew will have to overcome everything the Warden can throw at them to save Tamaya from execution...…
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Bloom Like A Flower (Episode III, Scene VII) - Podcast
Episode 3, Scene 7 Merce Leck and his crew of Imperial defectors have reached the lowest level of the Pit and freed Jedi Knight Iron Gan - but Merce's wife Tamaya is nowhere to be found. Can they make it to the Execution Deck in time to save her from certain doom? Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star...
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Maximum Security Bidet (Episode III, Scene VI) - Podcast
Episode 3, Scene 6 Things heat up as Merce and his motley crew of Imperial defectors gain access to the central access shaft at the heart of the prison facility. But they'll have to get past a trio of prison thugs - the Scorpion Bros. - before they get anywhere! Featuring special guest star…
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Aesthetics Of The Scorpion Bros (Episode III, Scene V) - Podcast
Episode 3, Scene 5 The defecting Imperials - Merc the fearless commander, Dakk the daredevil pilot, Grango and Toydarian, and Ri the Rodian Bounty Hunter - scour the hellish work floor of the prison, looking for their first contact - but the deeper they go the more complicated things become....
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