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Lauren got bangs. I'm still performing at the Royal Oak Music Theatre on September 18, so yes, I'm mentioning it again. Get tickets at TheChrisArmy.com and follow @NewbergPod. This week we ask the important questions: Is clapping when the plane lands a white people thing? Do you prefer passive aggression or sarcasm? Is lying on a first date okay? What should empty malls become? Is prison actually better than being homeless? Haunted stuff; is it real? The World Cup. And just how loud should you grunt at the gym? Subscribe, leave a comment, and tell us which opinion we got completely wrong. 

On today's show: The Irish Exit. The Perfect Crime. AI Abuse. TikTok Gibberish. Phone Call Psychopaths. Starbucks Office People. Your Greatest Regret. And the one thing you're convinced makes you attractive. Basically, 30 minutes of judging strangers while exposing ourselves. Plus Lauren gets bangs! Please like subscribe and hit us with questions in the comments! Please like, subscribe , and follow us on YT @newbergpod  https://youtu.be/SiOREsiyaBc   September 18th Live at Royal Oak Music theater! 

This week on Newberg Pod: Nostalgia addiction. Not all, just some... stalgia. Tattoo regret. Professional mourners and why it's a great gig. Favorite sayings. Surviving Mount Whitney. And oh no, what if Sarah McLachlan has dementia?! It's educational if you're already educated. New episode out now. Get ready to laugh.   As always, wherever you stream or watch the show on YT https://youtu.be/byK2eEEAJ78 

Today on the Newberg Pod, we discussed the San Francisco Giants' outfield celebration and asked the important question: when does fooling around become too rough? We also got into whether your partner's needs are your responsibility, how old is too old to still be called Lil, Kid, or Young, Eww vs Awwww, whether surgery can fix RBF, what a clavicular is, whether men are okay, the proper way to party barf, Boot and Rally or Really Gross, and why Hantavirus apparently has a personal issue with your junk. Please follow and subscribe and watch us on YT  https://youtu.be/6Pjv5kG9N5M 

This week on the Newberg Pod, Ricky Gervais rescues beagles and bears, Paul Hollywood allegedly goes 96 mph to save a cat, and Hayden Panettiere enters the conversation for reasons that somehow make sense by the end. We talk about the Kevin Hart roast, the least attractive hobby someone you liked can have, and whether mall Santas spend the entire offseason emotionally preparing for sticky children and panic sweating parents. We also debate whether anyone will ever actually use their doomsday bunker, the most useless consumer rewards systems in America, and play MFK with a drive in, a mall, and a cider mill. Plus rapid fire questions including favorite spectator sports, favorite cereals, favorite cereal killers, whether love at first sight only works if you never have to see the person again, and which famous serial killer would be the absolute worst person to get trapped in a car with for eight hours. All this and the usual chaos on the Newberg Pod.   Please like and subscribe and follow us on youtube: https://youtu.be/_HcflGFjYE0    

Bon Jovi sellout or just sold out for those State Farm commercials? Aww vs Ewwww. Nirvana cashes in with "Smells Like Teen Spirit" air. Jeff Bezos has a $500 million yacht so what insane extras are actually on it? A Florida man tries to rob a Publix with a stapler. You find a wallet stuffed with cash, what do you do? And how lonely do you have to be to fake a lost dog just to make friends? All this and the usual madness on the Newberg Pod. Watch like and follow @Newbergpod for more smart smelling stuff. https://youtu.be/WI5m8SMjRyo 

Does your partner smell weird, amazing, or straight up gerbil cage? How much love does it take to ignore or accept it? Do you shave your body? If so, is that hot or barf city? And if your partner does, is that hot or not? We know you know. Do you want your friends to win big or just enough to not beat you? Internet dating disasters, zero sleep to Atlanta, 420 honesty, and the only question that matters: is any of this worth it? F yes. Obviously. This is The Newberg Pod. Let's go!  Please like and subscribe to Newberg Pod wherever you stream your podcasts and watch @newbergpod on youtube https://youtu.be/UapKiTWa0Tg  

On the show today...  Who would you rather, your Uber driver or the person delivering your food? We also get into why Instagram stories now feel like full documentaries no one asked for, break down the absolute worst people on a plane, from the disgusting coughers to the seat movers to the awful people already standing before the plane lands, and try to figure out why therapists don't do stand up comedy when they spend all day studying human behavior. And why does it feel like everything keeps getting worse?! Even when it's sunny!    Please like and subscribe wherever you pod and watch follow on youtube @newbergpod  https://youtu.be/3HZW4m0GLDQ  You might wanna watch this one because Lauren got a new camera and it goes wonky. It's kins funny. 

Today on the show, we break down San Francisco's viral "Hole Party." Hundreds of adults showed up to dig a giant hole together, which is either community building or the start of a cult. Honestly, same vibe. Also, why?  Plus, your pet might be a red flag. According to science, what you cuddle says more about you than your dating profile, your texts, and your therapist combined. So if you've got three lizards and a vibe, we need to talk. Is Tiger Woods a ticking time bomb,  or is this just the world checking in like "hey man… you good?" We get into it. And speaking of relationships, do you smell your partner? Not in a cute way. In a "just making sure everything's still working" kind of way. Most people do. It's unsettling. We also cover the rise of "pocket cheese" (which sounds fake but feels inevitable), why women seem to universally hate fedoras, and why Howie Mandel might be cool, but his wife might be the one actually running the show. And finally, is $113K enough to work at a prison, or is that one of those jobs where the salary feels high until your first day and then suddenly it's not enough for what you just saw.    Please like and subscribe and watch on Youtube @Newbergpod https://youtu.be/FZfL_0MzNik 

Hannah stops by to fill us in on her crazy life. A quadruple Amputee is accused of murder after cornhole. We dive in. Do you drink yourself different? Who would you hide a body for? Would you smuggle weed through Miami Airport for 10 grand? And other smart choices. Listen to Newbergpod wherever you stream and like and sub us on YT  ⁨@NewbergPod⁩  https://youtu.be/ep0u3e2bQc8

Stephanie Hodge started stand up on a 50 dollar bet and not only did she win the bet, she won at comedy. Star of huge sitcoms in the nineties: Nurses, and Unhappily Ever After, plus a zillion other roles and a fearless killer joke writer. She is making her comeback on The Comeback season 3 (HBO) and Jury Duty: Company Retreat (Prime) -So exciting! Great comedy talk. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did - Please like Subscribe & Follow  @NewbergPod  https://youtu.be/1LqSBwEhKHo 

Are Leaf Blower Dudes the new police? Hershey's changed is chococolate formula, Harrison Ford, F's to his movies, UFC to Train FBI? OMG! Who shouldn't be together? Who should never drive? Student drivers, burger flippers, welders, and gynos. How do they do it? Please like and subscribe wherever you pod as well as follow us on youtube   https://youtu.be/tnCwWtplnXo  and if you want merch:  https://thechrisarmy.dashery.com 

What would you do if the police dropped off your fast food?  Britney and her DUI troubles, Is Raising Cains One love or is it BS that they don't have more than one sauce? My friend is cheating on his wife with an AI bot, AND SHE"S COOL WITH IT! - Video games, fake ID's, and why it's a big deal to remember your spouse's B Day!  Please like ansd subscribe wherever you stream and follow /watch the show on YT  https://youtu.be/YJVexzNztxI 

Have you ever been Mean Mommied?! How about with some guy who tried to Alpine Divorce you? Still mad at someone who gave you a billion dollars and true love? Best First Dates, Mandela effect, Rocket Science tippers, and Shia LaBeouf might suck. Thanks to Lauren Bell for stopping by [email protected]    Listen wherever you pod or watch on youtube -  https://youtu.be/9TXxv6KtHP0 Thank you for liking and subscribing! 

My guest @itskellfire and I discuss the unusual way she ends her comedy shows and the trouble/fun it has brought to her. Baywatch passed on me, and it was an open call. How in shape do you have to be to play college sports, What if Robin Williams was your dad? Fun catch up with an exciting new comedian and the story of how Baywatch and I are in a fight - Please like and subscribe @newbergpod on youtube or wherever you stream your pods  https://youtu.be/ffy0fOFjpv0 

The FBI reached out and thanked us for our awesome investigative journalism- Arrests will be made immediately. I mean, I hope so. After all, it's a really good guess. Also, Bronze medal VS Torching your life, Male loneliness explained, Where is Hannah? Valentine's Day. How much should you spend? Chico State? Was peeing in the same boot you drink out of worth it? Please like and subscribe on YT @newbergpod or watch this episode https://youtu.be/ef3SK52ixd8 - Wherever you stream! 

My wonderful guest a(Joselyn Hughes) and I met several years ago as we were both writing on a Theo Vaughn, TBS Show, since she has worked, for Tosh.O, Show Running for Tyler Henry, I heart Radio shows, Golden Globes, and authored a pretty dope DIY book on crafting. She's funny, and a bad ass from Chicago. We also talk about if Chat GPT a Good Enough Therapist? Thank you for liking and subscribing. - Follow us on Youtube = @newbergpod or watch at https://youtu.be/FkGo9woP5x4     

Hannah is still sick, so Lauren Bell fills in ([email protected]) and we discuss good people who are bad at Instagram, Incels, The late great Katherine O'hara, The Grammys, My country submission, and getting sued for telling jokes. All this and more on another wildy entertaining Newberg Pod.  Thank you to the 140 new subs. Please follow us on YT @newbergpod or wherever you stream.  Watch this episode as well.  https://youtu.be/GtSpAsGvcWE  Newberg merch available: https://thechrisarmy.dashery.com 

Back on the road to experience comedy outside the imaginary world of Los Angeles. Aggressive TSA agents insisting I am carrying, the Kit Kat defender, young love in bloom, Netflix is a Joke, but is it funny? Wet Dog Hotels, and the impotance of the Lemonheads and Evan Dando.  Please enjoy the show wherever you stream your podcasts and like subscribe and or follow. You can find us on youtube @newbergpod and you can watch this episode https://youtu.be/myXxwIONMgo    Newberg merch available: https://thechrisarmy.dashery.com 

The New Star Search is here! Thank goodness? Do we not have enough stars? Do you really want to be one? Reality shiows lead to DUI's, Music manipulation is alive and well, admitting your wrong is a relief, but a total challenge, watching your followers in real time is a trip, where did my voice go, the machine that is Comic's Unleashed, a new song about fast food and some jokes.   Please like and subscribe. You can watch the show on youtube  - https://youtu.be/aaAOI26QEZY    Newberg merch available: https://thechrisarmy.dashery.com  

Lauren Bell ([email protected]) stops by again with a Den beer and we discuss Heated Rivalry, Disney's boo boo, Worst Super Bowl Food, The One That Got Away, Meet Cutes, James Marsden, the 2016 trend, why? Wherever you stream or watch live on YT https://youtu.be/zc1rjAIices and please follow  @NewbergPod     Newberg merch available: https://thechrisarmy.dashery.com 

Rolling solo today and emptying the brain. Today I cover: How to get rich overnight, Counting Crows, slowly becoming a grumpy old man, Lemonheads, why do so many celebs wanna bang the youth, my review of "I Love LA," Keifer Sutherland, what never to say to a human woman, and yes. I had dread locks. Plus rapid fire, a joke or two and a delightful glance into my head today Jan 14, 2026.  If you like the show please like and subscribe. Watch us on YT @newbergpod or peep this episode  https://youtu.be/G6NI3x8z-vI    Newberg merch available: https://thechrisarmy.dashery.com   

On the show today, Lauren Bell is back ([email protected]) - Hannah returns next week as she's under the weather.  Today we talk about life, line cutting at Disney, does it deserve a beat down? Drunk Dialing your BFF's parents, is that okay? Minneapolis (Had to. Sorry), Dry January, but for selfies, How do you know when you're about to not be friends anymore? How do you handle pressure?   Please like subscribe and follow wherecer you stream, or on YT @newbergpod where you can watch the episode live  https://youtu.be/ZUoy2krHIWg  As always, you can find me everywhere http://thechrisarmy.com  

I started to do the pod and randomly, friend of the show, Lauren Bell, called and we went for it. We discussed: Renting People as a business, Mickey Rourkes Go Fund Me for 100K rent, Jokes, the AI Bubble, cocaine, death obsessions online, the weirdness of a new year, and all the fun. Lauren was a delight and you can connect with her at [email protected]   Thank you for listening. Please listen wherever you pod or stream and or like and subscribe on YT @newbergpod  - And you can watch the episode here: https://youtu.be/PKuxz-DbeMs 

Sydney Sweeney replaced by hot Landman Girl who often says "Daddy," Sick update, weight loss goals, resolutions, a million, minus 26, wanting not needing, Happiness is a warm gum, and so much more. Thanks for listening this year! Floow us wherever you stream or listen or right here  ⁨@NewbergPod⁩  https://youtu.be/P_sHPVwX95U

What was Sherrone Moore thinking? The U of M Coach lost his job going after the young lady. I survived war torn Kuwait, and Doha. BARELY! My knees are fun, the gifts we get that we don't expect, and staying positive always!   Plus jokes. Hannah back next week. Listen and subscribe wherever you stream of watch on and sub on youtube  https://youtu.be/N-mXocKT4Gs @newbergpod 

This week we talk about inexpensive ways to cure depression, Hannah was attacked by a spider cricket gang, Crazy vs perfection, my time at the hospital and how fun that was, thank you great people from Cedars!, Swim Shady, Snowboard Drug Kingpins, and great fun. Please like and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or follow us on YT @newbergpod  https://youtu.be/XPYoBL05Djg   Find ll things me at http://thechrisarmy.com and follow Hannah 0n insta or tiktok @littlehannahsucks     

Today we talked to Lauren Bell, who either works at the State Department… or is the worst liar in the history of espionage. She's definitely not a spy or a secret agent. Then its off and running with: Doormats are basically tiny carpeted con artists, suddenly wants their food to look hotter than everyone else's food (FOODMO is real), the correct way to talk to a server, and how TMZ actually started. We also break down what makes something clickbait, spaghetti is for quitters, and how adding "I'll give you…" in front of literally anything instantly turns it dirty. Sad Snacks. Rapid Fire. Anxious Avoidant dependent behavior. It's a hoot. Follow us wherever you get your pods or on youtube @newbergpod https://youtu.be/J-zxpX8Xg8c  Newberg Pod with Newberg & Hannah. Good luck stopping once you start.  

Thanks for listening to the show! Please follow, like, and subscribe to us on Youtube @Newbergpod  where you can watch the show https://youtu.be/UUHXvmOmxuw - Or as always, listen wherever you get your podcasts.  Adam Sandler's character Zohan is the new Mayor of NYC, Is it okay to ask out a woman while she's parallel parking, Do you mention Crypto when trying to get someone's number, why positivity is the better and easier choice, when will people replace Sydney Sweeney, and as always rapid fire! 

Billie Eilish vs. billionaires. Nightmares that feel too real. Psycho neighbors. Wood chippers. Dream murder and anaylisis. Plus Rapid Fire and car logic.  Also why is Halloween a month long in LA? You know — a normal day with Newberg & Hannah.    Listen and follow wherever you stream your podcasts or watch and follow on Youtube  https://youtu.be/2sM1siQ2wak   @newbergpod   

Hannah gives us a quick update on her sitch. We decide if it's the Mean Girls "Dress Like Sluts," or "That's a Scary Mask, Bro," approach for Halloween.  We also discuss a murder for hire plot gone wrong, Ghost Hunting, People who back into parking spaces, and why do people dress up for court?!  Please like and subscribe wherever you listen to your podcasts or follow and watch on Youtube @Newbergpod  https://youtu.be/YdrB8iX9OpE     

What's more powerful — confidence or talent? This week, Newberg & Hannah spiral from that question into the deep end: ghosting, negging, emotional abuse, and why we might only care about Britney Spears because she used to be hot. Plus, D'Angelo, LA rain trauma, Hannah's tragic love saga, and a shocking stat about weed-related car crashes in Ohio. No experts. No plan. Plus how to manifest corectly. Just two people proving it's way more fun to talk about things than to understand them. Please listen wherever yo enjoy your podcasts. Like and subscribe and follow the show on Youtube:  https://youtu.be/5WaODiDBPv0 

Today on the show: A model with worldwide success, who has been in countless adds, commercials and worked in music videos with Rick James, LA Guns, Diana Ross, and my all-time favorite video of all time Van Halen's Hot For Teacher!  Lori Tucker is a bad ass with great stories. Check out the episode and follow and subscribe on youtube @newbergpod https://youtu.be/F-RfmwI6gAo  or wherever you stream.   Find Lori on social media at Tucker_Lori       

This week @littlehannahsucks returns and we start off by discussing her professional ghost of a situation with her fella, posing the question:  Is love for someone with addiction bigger than the love you have for yourself?  @thechrisarmy discusses his journey with Fat Guy Medicine AKA Wegovy. We also discuss the Jimmy Kimmel thing, the weird D4VD case theories and how mmany people have big feelings. Plus where is Josh? You should definitely email  [email protected]  and ask him... Please like and subscribe wherever you stream and follow us on YouTube @newbergpod  or watch the show there https://youtu.be/ilwhsGnRrio 

I had a great time interviewing one of my music biz heroes. I fan booed out a bit, but still a fun chat just the same. Vicky Hamilton managed Motley Crue, Poison, Guns N Roses, & Faster Pussycat. She wrote an incredible book called "Appetite For Dysfunction." that they are turning into a TV series. She's won a Grammy, been in A&R at Geffen, has her own label. Check her out at Vickyhamilton.com - If you enjoy the show, please like and subscribe.  ⁨@NewbergPod⁩   ⁨@thechrisarmy⁩  @darksparkvicky   Wherever you stream your pods or follow and watch on Youtube https://youtu.be/NM6T2Ocw6VA 

On Newberg & Hannah, we chew on the wildest questions of the week: Taco Bell worms, a $1.7 billion Powerball fantasy, and what your stomach photos are really saying. From nights at Barney's to the pettiest break-ups, from replacing therapists with ChatGPT to asking if happiness means having more or wanting less—this episode has it all, unfiltered, funny, and impossible to turn off.  Please like and subscribe.  This show is wherever you stream your podcasts and you can also follow us on YouTube @newbergpod  https://youtu.be/ySvJkLh3Zss  @thechrisarmy @littlehannahsucks

People are going BLIND from Ozempic… old guys are racking up injuries like it's a sport… Hannah's boy-crazy phase is officially out of control… plus drugs, tattoos, friends who won't stop trying to sleep with your friends, Is that even okay?! and Jokes  Please like & Subscribe  wherever you pod or watch the show on YT   https://youtu.be/2_S-_2sqIUs   Follow us there as well @newbergpod           

This week on Advice Guys: Should I be charging for hookups? My friend's boyfriend might be a violent drug addict. I'm broke, but I party like I'm not. What song lifts your broken body off the floor? And how do you f like a king? All that — and so much more.  Please like subscribe & follow wherever you stream or on Youtube @newbergpod  https://youtu.be/Ti5jSw6EFIU 

Newberg pod is a show where comedian and writer, J Chris Newberg, interviews Rock Stars and Famouses from his kitchen table. Today on the show bassist and principle songwriter for the multi platinum rock band Skid Row, Rachel Bolan sits down to discuss: In Jersey, did Tommy & Gina (From Living' On A Prayer) know Ricky from (18 & Life?) - Is Yungblud the last rockstar? Best ways to smell fresh on the road, touring with Kiss, GNR,Van Halen, Aersosmith, Motley Crue as well the highs and lows of the music biz. They are on the lookout for a new singer. Could it be you?! You heard it here first. Check out The Newberg Pod. if you enjoy it, give it a like and a follow - Wherever you stream as well as right here on youtube  @NewbergPod  https://youtu.be/0w-gs0zcWbc  Follow Rachel on instagram @officialrachelbolan and follow J Chris Newberg @thechrisarmy #SkidRow #RachelBolan #Newberg #Funny #Interview

This week on The Advice Guys (with Hannah!) One listener is accidentally dating an entire friend group, another thinks their dentist offered more than a fluoride rinse, and someone else might've just sexually harassed a MILF by accident. We've got sisters at war, crushes ruining careers, and a dude wondering if he's the villain in a kitchen-based mom rejection scene. Should you warn a guy you're also dating his best friend? Can you un-grope a friend's mom with an apology text? And how exactly do you tell your friend, "Hey, I want to climb you like a jungle gym," without ruining everything? Strap in. We're solving problems, breaking hearts, and possibly losing a dentist license or two. It's chaos. It's spicy. It's… another episode of The Advice Guys.  Like Subscribe Follow - Send questions to [email protected] follow us on youtube @newbergpod https://youtu.be/QmKbq1ZChjw 

This week it's all about Hanah. She went from having a guy tatoo her name on his neck to vanishing. We spent the episode talking her through it. Plus Josh has a crazy night with a couple of 20 somethings and has the dilemma: Should I date this girl or stay friends with her famous father.   If you have any advice for her or questions for us [email protected]    Please like Subscribe or follow on YT @Newbergpod https://youtu.be/RqLOYjEBnus 

Is there a married woman in the world Josh isn't falling for? Hannah's relationship might be doomed—again. Chris may feel defeated, but not enough to start baking. This episode of Advice Guys has confessions, chaos, and a shocking amount of self-sabotage. Are we thriving or just barely surviving? Hit play—we pray you do.  Please like, subscribe, and stream wherever you stream or watch on YT https://youtu.be/v1oCwDq_OrM 

NEW EPISODE: "Why Chasing Excellence Might Be Wrecking Your Life" Today on Newberg Pod, I'm talking about the toxic pressure to be perfect — and why it's okay to just be... okay. I dig into the myth of constant self-improvement, how being nice to yourself might actually get you further, and why your flaws are often your funniest strengths. Plus: why comedy shows with "themes" usually are weird, and how pretending to play war as a kid is wildly different from watching adults turn it into a job. This one's sharp, funny, and might actually make you feel better about being human.   Checkout Newberg Pod wherever you stream or https://youtu.be/KA8Xsxvh-YE 

On this episode of Newberg & Hannah: We let ChatGPT run our lives—best friend, chef, life coach, even interior designer? We unpack why rejection isn't sexy, and why no one brags about their losses even though they should, and how the Titan submersible still lives rent-free in our heads. Plus: jokes, moving pains, and the comforting truth that you're just one yes away. Press play then please like and subscribe and listen wherever you stream or watch us on YT @newbergpod https://youtu.be/njdoZ3ZWBEs 

This week on Newberg Pod, J Chris is joined by Josh Perlman from Advice Guys to unpack the chaos. Should you choose bros over random ladies? What exactly is Fight or Flight Club? Who wins in a cage match: Elon or Trump? Plus, they play a dangerously real game of Is That Racist? and dive into the wild world of photographic memory. Also: one famous comedian refuses to sleep with Josh—but has hit on J Chris more than once. And don't miss Josh getting fully exposed for his Barney's buffoonery. Hilarious. Sharp. Just enough chaos. Tap in. Listen wherever you pod or watch us on Youtube @newbergpod  https://youtu.be/F2XguxUFRIY  Please like and subscribe. Get well Hannah! 

This week on Advice Guys, it's a full-blown emotional hurricane. A maybe-dad is terrified to ask his maybe-pregnant girlfriend anything because… thighs. A groom-to-be wonders if his fiancée's new cat is secretly a breakup in fur form. One listener accidentally starts a cult and needs help escaping his own enlightenment. Plus, we tackle friendship ghosting etiquette, and a food FOMO so intense it might need therapy. Come for the chaos, stay for the questionable decisions—and maybe accidentally join a cult.     Please like and subscribe wherever you stream your podcasts and follow us or watch the show on YT @newbergpod @Adviceguys11  https://youtu.be/1PzK-fxwWfo 

This one's a little different. I found out a friend took their life, and I've been spinning ever since—grief, confusion, guilt, anger, love... all of it. So this episode is a brain dump. Raw thoughts, real emotions, and a reminder to anyone listening: if you're struggling, I'm here. Phone number in the episode. You're not alone. This episode is for anyone who's lost someone, or feels like they might lose themselves. I miss my friend. I wish they called. Maybe this helps someone call. Maybe This saves somebody.  It's not the usual Newberg Goofiness, so if you want to skip, totally get it.  I miss you, buddy.  Please like and subscribe wherever you stream  or follow us on YT @Newbergpod https://youtu.be/_PnFnfOJ16Y       

What do you do when the guy you had a steamy vacation hookup with resurfaces—with his wife and kids—while you're just trying to get a hot dog at an Angels game? Or when your boyfriend of three months is already talking marriage and you're wondering if you're in love or being love-bombed? On this episode of Advice Guys with Josh, Newberg, and Hannah, we're diving headfirst into heartbreak, ghosting, grief, rage, obsession, and everything in between. One listener wants to go full scorched earth, another can't stop thinking about the toxic ex with Olympic-level sex. And someone else? Just trying to figure out why "I had a great time" actually meant "never text me again." Welcome to your weekly dose of chaos, catharsis, and questionable decisions—we're here for all of it.  Plus song of the week, neck tatoos, Reality TV ghosting and the military  Please like and subscribe and listen wherever you stream or follow us on youtube - @newbergpod or @adviceguys11    Send questions to [email protected]  https://youtu.be/aLMw9mYVODw   

Throuples, Funerals, and Hugs from Your Mouth: The Most Insane Advice Episode Yet This week on The Advice Guys, it's pure emotional chaos: — One listener is in a casual three-way... until the husband starts cheating on both of them. — Another thinks she might be a glorified booty call with Wi-Fi. — One guy can't focus during oral because he's too busy overthinking the blowjob. — A funeral turns into a flirt-fest, but is it ever okay to ask your grieving friend for a hottie's number? — And on Mother's Day… a husband gives his wife the gift of anxiety and poop bags. Sex. Secrets. Sadness. And a dog no one asked for. Let's dive into the wildest inbox we've ever opened. Advice Guys! Brought to you by Newberg Pod. Listen wherever you stream, please like and subscribe and follow us on youtube @newbergpod  https://youtu.be/cAD3RNS64Ew  Send questions to: [email protected]  

This week on Advice Guys… Did this guy accidentally play on a gold record? Did her boyfriend casually confess to the strip club? Is "truthseekr15" exposing a cheating scandal via email receipts? Plus: Why are all men obsessed with fighting gorillas? Can a dog think it's having sex with you? And—is a 37-year-old about to break a 70-year-old's hip… or just his own pride? Gold plaques, strippers, cheaters, gorillas, horny pets, and grandma sex. You've got questions—we've got way too many follow-ups. Please like and subscribe. Listen wherever you stream or watch the show on YT https://youtu.be/bEI7KUqYc8U    #AdviceGuys #NewbergPod #GoldRecordDrama #StripperScentedBoyfriend #TruthseekrExposed #CheaterCaught #GorillaVs100Men #HornyDogProblems #SeniorSavor #AgeGapAdventures #PetBoundaries #RedFlagRadar #Relationship911 #ComedyPodcast #PodcastDrama #WTFWednesday #AskUsAnything #TooMuchInfoPod