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Newberg
by J Chris Newberg
Newberg is a show that covers the pursuit of happiness through art and the realities and setbacks. Music, Comedy, Guests, and fun. If you're a fan of J Chris Newberg, you're a fan of this show because it's undeniably Newberg
Episodes
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Would You Choose Your Mother Over Your Partner?!
Today on Newberg Pod, we're still talking about the Shane Gillis thing, which leads to a bigger question: Are jokes important or could we all just shut up? Also, love finds new ways to hurt people, the celebrity meltdown you'd want a front row seat for, and foods that need to get over themselves....
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Bob Seger, the Stanley Cup & The Devil has a new Sit Com!
This week on Newberg Pod, I'm flying solo and taking you behind the scenes of the over the top success of the Royal Oak Music Theatre show. Thank you again to everyone who made it such an incredible night. Plus, Bob Seger road stories, Stanley Cup stuff, and a little rapid fire. If you know it's...
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Newberg Pod Presents - Girl Planet
Today's episode of Newberg Pod is being taken over by "Girl Planet" also known as Michelle Dion and Lauren Bell. We talk about 9/11, bleak news media, star signs, Star Wars, and the rise of girlhood. If you enjoy the episode, please drop a comment and like/follow @newbergpod on Youtube...
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If You're going to Be an A Hole, At Least Don't Be Short
On today's episode, we uncover the strange origins of everyday phrases, debate why if you're going to be an A-hole you should at least have the decency to be tall, and try to understand the internet's obsession with feet pics. We get into favorite smells, whether you really need to exchange...
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Would You Really Want To Know What People Say About You?
Today on Newberg Pod, we're talking dad bods and whether women ever really wanted them, pretty privilege and how much bad behavior hot people should be allowed to get away with, and whether an apology means you're obligated to forgive someone. We'll also determine if psychics are frauds for not...
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Are You Attracting Your Own Problems?
Today on Newberg Pod, we tackle a highly questionable list about sexuality, welcome back the Horny Badger, explore the power of positivity and the laws of attraction, and examine the mounting evidence that Aaron Rodgers may, in fact, be a tool. Plus, Kenny from the Kitchen, many, many jokes, some...
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You Can Pay People To Do What?!
This week we're talking about the weird services people are actually paying for and asking which ones you'd ever hire. From professional breakup services to people you can pay to make you look more impressive on a first date or job interview, we dive into some of the strangest businesses making...
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Newberg Pod - Actress, Writer, Producer Mo Beatty from Hacks & The Lost Bus
Newberg Pod with actress, writer, and producer Mo Beatty from Hacks and The Lost Bus. We get into MFK, Netflix movie reviews, what it's like to start working as an actress at four, memorable pickup lines, divorce, stand-up as therapy, broccoli and cheese sauce, and a rapid fire that goes exactly...
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Has Will Ferrell Been Playing the Same Character for 30 Years?
How long is too long in Vegas? Has Will Ferrell been playing the same character for 31 years? Why do we fall in love with fictional TV characters? Plus, the formula for success, whether Casper was the world's first ghoster, bizarre first date rules, if extreme sports are sexy or just reckless…
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Newberg Pod - Mayo, Is There Any Better Food Lube?!
Lauren got bangs. I'm still performing at the Royal Oak Music Theatre on September 18, so yes, I'm mentioning it again. Get tickets at TheChrisArmy.com and follow @NewbergPod. This week we ask the important questions: Is clapping when the plane lands a white people thing? Do you prefer passive...
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What Secret Do You Wish Your Friend Never Told You?
On today's show: The Irish Exit. The Perfect Crime. AI Abuse. TikTok Gibberish. Phone Call Psychopaths. Starbucks Office People. Your Greatest Regret. And the one thing you're convinced makes you attractive. Basically, 30 minutes of judging strangers while exposing ourselves. Plus Lauren gets...
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Newberg Pod - Hire Someone to Cry at Your Funeral? Yes. Really.
This week on Newberg Pod: Nostalgia addiction. Not all, just some... stalgia. Tattoo regret. Professional mourners and why it's a great gig. Favorite sayings. Surviving Mount Whitney. And oh no, what if Sarah McLachlan has dementia?! It's educational if you're already educated. New episode out…
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Newberg Pod - Hantavirus vs Your Junk
Today on the Newberg Pod, we discussed the San Francisco Giants' outfield celebration and asked the important question: when does fooling around become too rough? We also got into whether your partner's needs are your responsibility, how old is too old to still be called Lil, Kid, or Young, Eww…
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Newberg Pod - Mall Santas Train all year Round to Santa
This week on the Newberg Pod, Ricky Gervais rescues beagles and bears, Paul Hollywood allegedly goes 96 mph to save a cat, and Hayden Panettiere enters the conversation for reasons that somehow make sense by the end. We talk about the Kevin Hart roast, the least attractive hobby someone you liked...
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Newberg Pod – Bon Jovi, Sell Out or Sold Out? All Prayers Now Insured by State Farm.
Bon Jovi sellout or just sold out for those State Farm commercials? Aww vs Ewwww. Nirvana cashes in with "Smells Like Teen Spirit" air. Jeff Bezos has a $500 million yacht so what insane extras are actually on it? A Florida man tries to rob a Publix with a stapler. You find a wallet stuffed with...
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Newberg Pod - Does Your Partner Smell… Or Are You Just In Love?
Does your partner smell weird, amazing, or straight up gerbil cage? How much love does it take to ignore or accept it? Do you shave your body? If so, is that hot or barf city? And if your partner does, is that hot or not? We know you know. Do you want your friends to win big or just enough to not...
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Worst People on a Plane… Are You One Of Them?
On the show today... Who would you rather, your Uber driver or the person delivering your food? We also get into why Instagram stories now feel like full documentaries no one asked for, break down the absolute worst people on a plane, from the disgusting coughers to the seat movers to the awful...
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Newberg Pod - Your Pet is Ruining Your Dating Life.
Today on the show, we break down San Francisco's viral "Hole Party." Hundreds of adults showed up to dig a giant hole together, which is either community building or the start of a cult. Honestly, same vibe. Also, why? Plus, your pet might be a red flag. According to science, what you cuddle says...
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Newberg Pod - The Cornhole Killer
Hannah stops by to fill us in on her crazy life. A quadruple Amputee is accused of murder after cornhole. We dive in. Do you drink yourself different? Who would you hide a body for? Would you smuggle weed through Miami Airport for 10 grand? And other smart choices. Listen to Newbergpod wherever…
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Newberg Pod with Comedy Legend Stephanie Hodge
Stephanie Hodge started stand up on a 50 dollar bet and not only did she win the bet, she won at comedy. Star of huge sitcoms in the nineties: Nurses, and Unhappily Ever After, plus a zillion other roles and a fearless killer joke writer. She is making her comeback on The Comeback season 3 (HBO)...
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Newberg Pod - Got Pulled Over By A Leaf Blower
Are Leaf Blower Dudes the new police? Hershey's changed is chococolate formula, Harrison Ford, F's to his movies, UFC to Train FBI? OMG! Who shouldn't be together? Who should never drive? Student drivers, burger flippers, welders, and gynos. How do they do it? Please like and subscribe wherever…
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Newberg Pod - Is It Relationship Cheating If It's With AI?
What would you do if the police dropped off your fast food? Britney and her DUI troubles, Is Raising Cains One love or is it BS that they don't have more than one sauce? My friend is cheating on his wife with an AI bot, AND SHE"S COOL WITH IT! - Video games, fake ID's, and why it's a big deal to...
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Newberg Pod- Would you Forgive Someone Who Gave You A Billion Dollars?
Have you ever been Mean Mommied?! How about with some guy who tried to Alpine Divorce you? Still mad at someone who gave you a billion dollars and true love? Best First Dates, Mandela effect, Rocket Science tippers, and Shia LaBeouf might suck. Thanks to Lauren Bell for stopping by...
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Newberg Pod - Baywatch Picked A Fight With Me
My guest @itskellfire and I discuss the unusual way she ends her comedy shows and the trouble/fun it has brought to her. Baywatch passed on me, and it was an open call. How in shape do you have to be to play college sports, What if Robin Williams was your dad? Fun catch up with an exciting new...
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Newberg Pod - We Just Solved the Nancy Guthrie Case!
The FBI reached out and thanked us for our awesome investigative journalism- Arrests will be made immediately. I mean, I hope so. After all, it's a really good guess. Also, Bronze medal VS Torching your life, Male loneliness explained, Where is Hannah? Valentine's Day. How much should you spend?...
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Newberg Pod - Is ChatGPT A Qualifield Therapist?
My wonderful guest a(Joselyn Hughes) and I met several years ago as we were both writing on a Theo Vaughn, TBS Show, since she has worked, for Tosh.O, Show Running for Tyler Henry, I heart Radio shows, Golden Globes, and authored a pretty dope DIY book on crafting. She's funny, and a bad ass from...
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Newberg Pod - When Good People Are Bad at Social Media
Hannah is still sick, so Lauren Bell fills in ([email protected]) and we discuss good people who are bad at Instagram, Incels, The late great Katherine O'hara, The Grammys, My country submission, and getting sued for telling jokes. All this and more on another wildy entertaining…
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Newberg - Stand Up Comedy. LA VS Real Life
Back on the road to experience comedy outside the imaginary world of Los Angeles. Aggressive TSA agents insisting I am carrying, the Kit Kat defender, young love in bloom, Netflix is a Joke, but is it funny? Wet Dog Hotels, and the impotance of the Lemonheads and Evan Dando. Please enjoy the show...
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Newberg Pod - Please Stop Searching For Stars!
The New Star Search is here! Thank goodness? Do we not have enough stars? Do you really want to be one? Reality shiows lead to DUI's, Music manipulation is alive and well, admitting your wrong is a relief, but a total challenge, watching your followers in real time is a trip, where did my voice…
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Newberg Pod - Right In The Five Hole!
Lauren Bell ([email protected]) stops by again with a Den beer and we discuss Heated Rivalry, Disney's boo boo, Worst Super Bowl Food, The One That Got Away, Meet Cutes, James Marsden, the 2016 trend, why? Wherever you stream or watch live on YT https://youtu.be/zc1rjAIices and please...
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Newberg Pod - How to Become Go Fund Me Rich Overnight!
Rolling solo today and emptying the brain. Today I cover: How to get rich overnight, Counting Crows, slowly becoming a grumpy old man, Lemonheads, why do so many celebs wanna bang the youth, my review of "I Love LA," Keifer Sutherland, what never to say to a human woman, and yes. I had dread…
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Newberg Pod - Last Year, Fires. This Year, ICE.
On the show today, Lauren Bell is back ([email protected]) - Hannah returns next week as she's under the weather. Today we talk about life, line cutting at Disney, does it deserve a beat down? Drunk Dialing your BFF's parents, is that okay? Minneapolis (Had to. Sorry), Dry January, but...
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Newberg Pod - Renting People?! This Will Be Huge In LA!
I started to do the pod and randomly, friend of the show, Lauren Bell, called and we went for it. We discussed: Renting People as a business, Mickey Rourkes Go Fund Me for 100K rent, Jokes, the AI Bubble, cocaine, death obsessions online, the weirdness of a new year, and all the fun. Lauren was a...
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Newberg Pod - 2025 review - Here We Go 2026!
Sydney Sweeney replaced by hot Landman Girl who often says "Daddy," Sick update, weight loss goals, resolutions, a million, minus 26, wanting not needing, Happiness is a warm gum, and so much more. Thanks for listening this year! Floow us wherever you stream or listen or right here @NewbergPod...
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Newberg I survived The Middle East & Sherrone Moore!
What was Sherrone Moore thinking? The U of M Coach lost his job going after the young lady. I survived war torn Kuwait, and Doha. BARELY! My knees are fun, the gifts we get that we don't expect, and staying positive always! Plus jokes. Hannah back next week. Listen and subscribe wherever you…
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Newberg & Hannah - Attack of the Spider Crickets!
This week we talk about inexpensive ways to cure depression, Hannah was attacked by a spider cricket gang, Crazy vs perfection, my time at the hospital and how fun that was, thank you great people from Cedars!, Swim Shady, Snowboard Drug Kingpins, and great fun. Please like and subscribe wherever...
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Newberg & Hannah WSG Lauren Bell (Who Definitely isn't a Secret Agent)
Today we talked to Lauren Bell, who either works at the State Department… or is the worst liar in the history of espionage. She's definitely not a spy or a secret agent. Then its off and running with: Doormats are basically tiny carpeted con artists, suddenly wants their food to look hotter than...
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Newberg & Hannah - Adam Sandler Wins New York!
Thanks for listening to the show! Please follow, like, and subscribe to us on Youtube @Newbergpod where you can watch the show https://youtu.be/UUHXvmOmxuw - Or as always, listen wherever you get your podcasts. Adam Sandler's character Zohan is the new Mayor of NYC, Is it okay to ask out a woman...
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Newberg & Hannah 131 - Crawling With Spiders!
Billie Eilish vs. billionaires. Nightmares that feel too real. Psycho neighbors. Wood chippers. Dream murder and anaylisis. Plus Rapid Fire and car logic. Also why is Halloween a month long in LA? You know — a normal day with Newberg & Hannah. Listen and follow wherever you stream your podcasts…
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Newberg & Hannah - When Murder For Hire Goes Wrong!
Hannah gives us a quick update on her sitch. We decide if it's the Mean Girls "Dress Like Sluts," or "That's a Scary Mask, Bro," approach for Halloween. We also discuss a murder for hire plot gone wrong, Ghost Hunting, People who back into parking spaces, and why do people dress up for court?!...
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Newberg & Hannah - Confidence vs Talent.
What's more powerful — confidence or talent? This week, Newberg & Hannah spiral from that question into the deep end: ghosting, negging, emotional abuse, and why we might only care about Britney Spears because she used to be hot. Plus, D'Angelo, LA rain trauma, Hannah's tragic love saga, and a...
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Newberg Pod - With Model & Van Halen "Hot For Teacher" Video Star Lori Tucker
Today on the show: A model with worldwide success, who has been in countless adds, commercials and worked in music videos with Rick James, LA Guns, Diana Ross, and my all-time favorite video of all time Van Halen's Hot For Teacher! Lori Tucker is a bad ass with great stories. Check out the…
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Newberg & Hannah - Fat Guy Medicine, Ghosts, and the Disappearance of Josh
This week @littlehannahsucks returns and we start off by discussing her professional ghost of a situation with her fella, posing the question: Is love for someone with addiction bigger than the love you have for yourself? @thechrisarmy discusses his journey with Fat Guy Medicine AKA Wegovy. We…
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Newberg Pod with one time GNR, Motley Crue, & Poison manager Vicky Hamilton
I had a great time interviewing one of my music biz heroes. I fan booed out a bit, but still a fun chat just the same. Vicky Hamilton managed Motley Crue, Poison, Guns N Roses, & Faster Pussycat. She wrote an incredible book called "Appetite For Dysfunction." that they are turning into a TV…
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Newberg & Hannah 124 - Taco Bell Worms, 1.7 Billion and ChatGPT Therapy!
On Newberg & Hannah, we chew on the wildest questions of the week: Taco Bell worms, a $1.7 billion Powerball fantasy, and what your stomach photos are really saying. From nights at Barney's to the pettiest break-ups, from replacing therapists with ChatGPT to asking if happiness means having more…
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Newberg & Hannah 123 - I Pulled a muscle Scrolling!
People are going BLIND from Ozempic… old guys are racking up injuries like it's a sport… Hannah's boy-crazy phase is officially out of control… plus drugs, tattoos, friends who won't stop trying to sleep with your friends, Is that even okay?! and Jokes Please like & Subscribe wherever you pod or...
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Newberg Pod Presents Advice Guys "I Swear I almost Jumped!"
This week on Advice Guys: Should I be charging for hookups? My friend's boyfriend might be a violent drug addict. I'm broke, but I party like I'm not. What song lifts your broken body off the floor? And how do you f like a king? All that — and so much more. Please like subscribe & follow wherever...
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Newberg Pod - With Rachel Bolan - Bassist and Principle Songwriter of Skid Row
Newberg pod is a show where comedian and writer, J Chris Newberg, interviews Rock Stars and Famouses from his kitchen table. Today on the show bassist and principle songwriter for the multi platinum rock band Skid Row, Rachel Bolan sits down to discuss: In Jersey, did Tommy & Gina (From Living'…
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Newberg Pod Presents Advice Guys - "I thought I was going to Die!"
This week on The Advice Guys (with Hannah!) One listener is accidentally dating an entire friend group, another thinks their dentist offered more than a fluoride rinse, and someone else might've just sexually harassed a MILF by accident. We've got sisters at war, crushes ruining careers, and a…
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Newberg Pod presents - Advice Guys WWHD?
This week it's all about Hanah. She went from having a guy tatoo her name on his neck to vanishing. We spent the episode talking her through it. Plus Josh has a crazy night with a couple of 20 somethings and has the dilemma: Should I date this girl or stay friends with her famous father. If you...
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