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Niche as Quiche

by simplesam1987

Sam Simmons brings you a weekly deep dive into various niche subjects such as Perms, Googly eyes, Seances, shamans, early 20th century crumpet manufacturing AND MUCH MUCH MORE.

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Episodes

  1. EP 78 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Stakeholders

    Heya sweet listener, apologies for the inconsistency of the episodes, sometimes I feel like doing it, other times I get to the microphone and I’ll find myself in a bad mood. I’ve made a pact with myself for more consistency in the foooture. Thanks for listening, it means the world to me x...

  2. EP 71 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons BUM HUN

    send me voice message, dream interpretation, question, a song, whatever! sam@[email protected] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXUMo6RR-QM

  3. NICHE AS QUICHE EP 69 Sam Simmons BONKY

    Recorded at 4:46 am this morning. I luff you.

  4. SAM SIMMONS IS HERE

    Hi guys, back with your regular podcast soon. If you have any employment tips, please hit me up [email protected] I love you and have missed you.

  5. EP 68 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Time wank

    Milking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks AND Special news for Patreon Subscribers! PLEASE CHECK OUT… theherkin.com or email me [email protected]

  6. NICHE AS QUICHE 67 Sam Simmons The Herkin

    Episode 67 Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats. PLEASE CHECK OUT… https://theherkin.com/ or email me [email protected] or support my sandwiches… https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

  7. EP 66 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Guvna in the BUM

    It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum, Dad’s in great mood, hope it helps. x Niche as Quiche is brought to you by the Herkin, check it out at www.theherkin.com or email me [email protected] or support my sandwiches… https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

  8. EP 65 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Tartufo

    Its Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma’s dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo. *apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins. And check out the… www.theherkin.com…

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  9. EP 64 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Jacaranda

    Its Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!! And check out the… www.theherkin.com https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

  10. EP 63.3 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Chadwick

    A boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life! * I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS ENJOY X Email me! [email protected] Patreon:...

  11. EP 61 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons OYSTER SAUCE

    Oyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die. Email me! [email protected] Patreon:...

  12. EP 60 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Burger Ring Heart

    I really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix. Email me! [email protected] Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

  13. EP 59 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons STONK

    I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata. Email me! [email protected]

  14. EP 58 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Hotties

    Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it, I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

  15. EP 57 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Reggae rebirth

    Email me! [email protected] Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro. I had a mental breakdown at the start of the pandemic I was hospitalised and realised my mind was problematic now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days though I feel kinda better yet I still get...

  16. EP 56 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Snow fakes.

    Remember I love you!!!!! don't be a snow-fake. https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=uSog2mR-X2Ni2Ym0

  17. NICHE AS QUICHE EP 55 Sam Simmons Magnetic friend sox

    Magnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend. say hello [email protected] listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick...

  18. Ep 54 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons MID LIFE CRYOUT

    Hi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week. x

  19. a toe in the ocean

    Hi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week. luv u x

  20. EP 53 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Tesla

    Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams. All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb) message me. [email protected]

  21. EP 51.3 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Over it

    OVER IT EP 51.3 Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one. I love you! I'll speak to you in detail next week! In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes x

  22. EP 51 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Voulevants

    ARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51 Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier. I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep...

  23. EP 50 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Benjamin Johnson

    Benjamin Johnson it’s episode 50 It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!! 50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it. I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me…

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  24. EP 49 N ICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Bee Bee the Fijian

    BEE BEE THE FIJIAN it’s episode 49!!! I've been up to my knees in vegan mayonnaise and now I'm making vegan miso BBQ carrots (fuck) to recreate a sausage and bread experience beyond the world of fake vegan sausages. I'm in Adelaide! I'm at the Fringe Festival I'm working my tits off! If I was a...

  25. EP 48 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons oijhbnyubg

    oijhbnyubg it’s episode 48 I met a little tiny Mexican man named Gabriel who came to my show in Orange all the way from the Gold Coast! I was so taken aback I gifted him a miniature action figurine of a tiny little boomer called little Wayne. if that doesn't interest you you can stop reading…

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  26. EP 47 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Am I Strange?

    AM I STRANGE? it’s episode 47! (love to Bevan) Indigenous odysseys, bus travel, hummus and carrots and am I a very very petty man? Thanks to everybody who turned up in Wyong we had a lovely night. Also thank you so much for all the messages!! please please keep them coming!!! Send me a voice...

  27. EP 46 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cat Scratch Fever

    CAT SCRATH FEVER! it’s episode 46! Panacotta, sausage logistics, toxoplasmosis and the bowels of Satan. Warning, this content is as Niche as Quiche. So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some…

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  28. EP 45 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cheese and Rice

    Cheese and Rice! it’s episode 45! Kitty sitting, Derryl’s Anglo Indian. Being served by robots and waffling on… this content is as Niche as Quiche. So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some…

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  29. EP 44 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons XMASFKN

    This podcast has been split into two bits, PRE- Christmas and POST Christmas, both in one podcast! Will it end in tears? will it end in beers? It's queers for years on the Niche As Quiche Christmas podcast. Love you. Please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to...

  30. EP 43 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons My Canary Has Circles

    It's episode 43. Can traffic lights induce Depression? lots of live touring news PLUS, I did a thingy!!!! I also love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare…

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  31. EP 42 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons PIG LATIN

    It's episode 42. Fat driving, Pig language and Henri Lecont. I love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon....

  32. EP 41 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cage to the Stage

    It's episode 41. its looooooose. Including some confronting news news. I love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me…

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  33. Ep 40 Niche as Quiche Sam Simmons Necrosis

    It's episode 40. Snuffing ducks, shit sausage rolls, grope mazes and necrosis. C'mon lets get into it! And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me...

  34. EP 39 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons DEHYDRATIOOOO

    It's episode 39!! Brought to you by dehydration and gastroenteritis. Also a near racist moment with a Tesla driver, the real meaning behind the nursery rhyme Rubber dub dub, and staring down the barrel of Centrelink. And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Sam Simmons brings you a weekly deep dive into various niche subjects such as Perms, Googly eyes, Seances, shamans, early 20th century crumpet manufacturing AND MUCH MUCH MORE.

HOSTED BY

simplesam1987

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Sam Simmons brings you a weekly deep dive into various niche subjects such as Perms, Googly eyes, Seances, shamans, early 20th century crumpet manufacturing AND MUCH MUCH MORE.

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Niche as Quiche is created and hosted by simplesam1987.
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