Nick Abbot -- The Whole Show

Judy in Belsize Park isn't declaring war on any other listeners, but she does come through with the most pertinent question of summer 2026... Why are oranges so disgusting this season? (Saturday 29th August, 2026)

Nick Abbot has been struck by summer flu... and you lot are still texting in AI-generated photos of Flat Eric hosting an LBC show. (Friday 28th August, 2026)

Happy 66th Birthday, Nick Abbot! Enjoy the triple lock - my generation are paying for it. (Saturday 22nd August, 2026)

Geoff in Merthyr Tydfil confirms he has NOT been able to get Nick banned from the Goose and Cuckoo - and Nick admits he tailors this programme's content to nine year olds. (Friday 21st August, 2026)

Judy in Belsize Park is NOT declaring war anytime soon - and who exactly is Miss Honey? (Saturday 15th August, 2026)

Nick has been very restrained this last month - but now Clacton has concluded, we have some catching up to do: FarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarage (Friday 14th August, 2026)

Nick and the callers were flaming the Glamorous Assistant a bit too much today, so she's going on strike and not writing a proper description for today's podcast. (Saturday 8th August, 2026)

Are there any director's cuts which are actually better than the film? And will Andy Burnham be able to clear his mind for office by building some sandcastles? (Friday 7th August, 2026)

Is there a Parliament-style bar in Global Towers - and what horrific crimes has Flat Eric committed? Most importantly... can anyone tell Nick what the point of a banana slicer is? (Saturday 1st August, 2026)

Does Darren in Colbridge know his "poop tube" may be illegal? And is Jimothy the raccoon actually cute, or an abomination? Also, some politics or something happening in the Manchester Mayoral race - but mainly poop tubes.

Sophie in Wanstead gets dumped for saying a euphemism involving oats, and Nick learns about the 1976 Drought Minister. (Saturday 25th July, 2026)

Exactly how many listeners are tuning in through the medium of Euro Truck Simulator 2? And will Rose in Tavistock move to Glasgow to escape the heatwave? (Friday 24th July, 2026)

Nick unleashes his frustration at England's MEN'S sporting teams for failing to win a major tournament. The women WIN, while the men 'do great'...(Saturday 18th July, 2026)

In this episode, Nick asks: Is being too hot necessarily a bad thing? How is England doing in the political landscape? And line up for your testosterone test with Pete Hegseth!(Friday 17th July, 2026)

A delightful month ahead of lamenting a certain unnamed individual. Find out what happens when a man goes into a German tobacconists - and why Derek in Cullen's best birthday present ever is the absence of his son... (Saturday 11th July, 2026)

Anyone up for a visit to the Islamic Republic of Japan? Can't think if anything big is happening this week in a certain Essex constituency... Nope, can't think of anything. (Friday 10th July, 2026)

Has Coronation Street just been 65 years of "ugly people moaning at each other"? Nick fills his Ann Widdecombe impression quota for the episode, while simultaneously asking what the hell the lyrics in Wonderwall are about... (Saturday 4th July, 2026)

Another week, another show where we all thank Nick for "being radio". Let's talk dogs in bags, adversarial pedestrians, and conspiracies about Nick's new premium podcast funding his car payments... (Friday 3rd July, 2026)

There's a little moth that's been annoying Nick this week... Also, Nick learns about the World's Loudest Man - and it's not Donald Trump. (Saturday 28th June, 2026)

It's too hot to come up with a description. Do it yourselves. (Friday 26th June, 2026)

In between reminiscing about Ann Widdecombe and George Osborne's power stances, Nick tells us how his car nearly set on fire in Whitehall tonight. Plus: has Starmer ever amused Nick enough to make it onto his soundboard?

Has Chris Packham been laundering the reputation of parakeets? Amid chats about heat pumps, motorbikes and noisy vehicles, Nick wants to know... is there someone in the back of your mirror? (Friday 19th June, 2026)

No more slugs or slimy things, please. Just watermelons, and Geoff in Merthyr Tydfil informing us that he's heard pigeons breaking wind before. (Saturday 13th June, 2026).

A switchboard full of slug murderers... and a 73-year-old with a pair of scissors is the worst of them all. An unknown gum-slinger strikes fear and despair into the heart of Nick Abbot. (Friday 12th June 2026)

Fox deposits.

Would you rather fight a monkey, or watch Blade Runner 2049? Let's discuss baguettes, what Dua Lipa has done since her Song of The Summer 2017 - and why you lot keep texting in to call each other weird? (Friday 5th June 2026)

Let's not turn this into a Paul McCartney pile-on... but we can talk about the geometric beauty of pylons. Discussing brutalist architecture on the International Day of The Potato. (Saturday 30th May, 2026)

Britain is in peril... The beaches are awash with litter, people are putting their feet on public transport seats, and Nick Abbot is at war with the skateboarding community. Also - can anyone wake up our Danish callers? (Friday 29th May, 2026)

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