Nick and Kristen in the Podcast

Nick wonders how people become famous celebrity impersonators and Kristen tries to sell her fairy smut books online.

Nick tells us about being a battle of the bands judge, Summer has begun with a 7 year old and who would pay to see in concert still?

We try to talk our sponsor out of sponsoring us, a blue jay is reeking havoc on our bird feeder and we are curious to try bread made with 5000 year old gut yeast from a mummy.

Nick went to the zoo with his daughter 1st grade class on a day that never stopped raining, we talk about the weirdest thing you've seen someone do while driving and we have our first official SPONSOR!

Nick is putting a pause on his PBA career, a class field trip to the zoo will be a disaster, and do we celebrate everything our kid does?

The top ten jobs that are AI proof inspires Nick to seek a new career, Kristen's rethinks he choices about going into the woods alone, and don't let your kids play Scitchy Scratchy.

Kristen is giving HOT MOM vibes after making a change to her hair, Nick thinks he sees people hiding a body on the side of the road, and his bowling career may be over before it begins.

Guy gets banned for life for eating chicken nuggets on a rollercoaster, and our 7 year old daughter loses her favorite stuffed bunny at a park and learns a life lesson.

Kristen goes out rock hunting on her own and hurts herself, we plan on creating the fun so we can have fun, and Kristen pops her stress squishy cube on accident so we investigate whats inside.

Kristen tells us all about her exploits in the world of whittling, then we try to find a movie to watch with our 7 year old that won't scar her for life.

Nick is trying to sneakily eat a handful of crackers without Kristen noticing. Meanwhile Kristen's year of learning new skills is paying off, and Nick has an obnoxious sneeze.

We talk about how the joy of eating has gone away and we don't know if its US or the way food is now? We need validation!

Nick is volunteering to chaperone our daughters field trip to the zoo, which triggered memories of our school field trips, then Kristen tell us why she wants to take an adult field trip to China.

Nick shows off his class ring, a friend of theirs has offered to trade her services and fix Nicks funky toe for some new pictures, and Kristen falls deep down the astrology rabbit hole.

Kristen takes a citizenship test that only 36% of Americans can pass, plus a Hold my Beer where a guy burns down a Walmart to steal jewelry

We're exhausted. We surprised our 7 year old daughter with a trip to her favorite place in the world, The Great Wolf Lodge. Have your parents ever surprised you with a trip?

Nick wants to support his favorite hockey team by NOT watching them play, whats the weirdest item you could walk into a Home Depot holding and Kristen saw someone stealing from Walgreens!

We watch the most suspenseful video on the internet, then we dive into why Kristen didn't have her own personality until she was in college.

Kars for Kids doesn’t benefit kids in any way, random yard sale finds and the family becomes agate hunters and the competition gets fierce.

Nick is realizing he might be "corporate dumb" and Kristen is realizing, he might be right. Find out why she lives her life in the land of undeserved confidence.

Nick updates us on his video skills or lack there of, we find out why 8 year old Kristen missed Beauty & The Beast because she thought she was choking, and what choice would you make to save the world, the red button or the blue button?

Nick tries and fails at a new skill, Sizzler is making a comeback and Kristen has a mystery arm pain that she's hoping will go away.

We discuss the Mathew Lillard Renaissance that is happening in pop culture right now, the societal norms that we're all just ignoring now and Nick can't believe Kristen is a professional therapist.

One mom went viral for saying that Dads are going to get something wrong on Mother's day guaranteed, Nick's mad about Fathers day getting looked over by schools, and our daughter doesn't understand the joy of giving.

Our next adventure is becoming rock finding experts or rock hounds, and Nick is on the hunt for a very special ice cream.

We talk about what we think is going on with Dolly Parton, Kristen maybe going too far in making our daughters childhood magical, and why you shouldn't microwave your Nee-Dohs

We get an update on the home remodeling that Nick is working on, we ask who is responsible for the grandparent-grandkid relationship and Nick is sit of supporting places that don't care about their service.

Nick tries to rock a backwards hat, everyone is stressed in 2026 and we accidentally go full nerd about Ai and the Marvel Universe.

Nick's barber might be trying to get away from him, Kristen didnt realize she knew our neighbor that lives 2 houses down and if you're planning on going to mars, there are some rules.

They recently put up a speed monitor on Nicks favorite street to speed on, do you want your therapist to stay off social media, and can Kristen make this the best Summer ever for our daughter?

We got a compliment from a podcast listener while getting out car washed, Kristen bought a see-thru bird feeder and Nick is already obsessed and Kristen thinks Nick should use his spare time remodeling the house.

Learn about our favorite game to play on a cruise ship called Stereotype Karaoke! Plus, a man was bitten by a snake in Egypt and died, and big news for the millennial men! Shannon Elizabeth is on OnlyFans!

We talk about the new Michael Jackson movie and if we want to go and see it. Plus there is a weird phenomenon at concerts where people stopped dancing at shows, and Nick thinks he's going to be rich because of his old stuff from his childhood.

Someone approached Kristen at the park and she couldn't be more excited about it. Then we talk about our latest random delivery scam, and a woman who gives birth on a plane and how upset the passengers had to be afterwards.

We tell you how we're doing now that its been 49 days since we lost our jobs. Nick wants to be cryogenically frozen and Kristen wants to buy 100 pounds of Sapphire dirt.

Kristen talks about having an emergency surgery to remove her gallbladder, and then a Hold My Beer where we hear about some Air Force cadets that got in trouble for drawing weird shapes with their jets.

Nick has entered his Angsty phase of grief, SantaCon in New York is a huge Santa SCAM and you can find out if you're a PHUBBER or not.

A 91 year old grandma's wellness check turned out to be pretty awesome, we hear about "the incident" at your high school and Kristen tells the story of how Nick almost got them sent to Disney Jail.

Kristen confronts Nick about his new "dishwasher hack," should we get rid of text reminders and McDonalds has broken Nick's heart for good.

We kick off the show with something Kristen loves, a hall of fame whistler. Then we talk Lena Dunhams' memoir, and then we hear our daughter Lilly's first ever Lilly's Song of the Week

The Puerto Rico song is taking over the world, what subject are you knowledge blind in and Kristen's skin is too fancy to use grocery store face cream.

What song would you choose to open the movie of your life? Is it rude to order a BIG order in the drive thru, and Jean Claude Van Damme thats Weird returns!

Nick explains Universal Soldier to Kristen, a women is triggered by her husbands mustache and a million dollar scam at Mount Everest is uncovered.

Nick predicts how he's going to die, we explain what Lilly's day is and a school board member tells a student she's HOT on a Live Stream.

2 New segments in the show today! 90's seconds of NERD where Nick talks about his new favorite bowling show. And Kristen taps into her therapy experience when presented with a relationship issue. What would she do if she were you?

We tell the story behind the lost bit on our radio show, the Magnificent Honky! Also, are we at risk of divorce because of Kristen's weight loss?

Nick has started to get creative in the kitchen and it triggered a memory for Kristen from her childhood where she had to eat raw chicken.

What picture would they use of you if they did a documentary about your life? Nick hopes its not the picture of him when he was a baby.

What do you do with the soap left behind by your guests? And Kristen comes to term with losing control.

Nick didn't know he was rocking dad jeans plus the return of Nick's song of the week!