NiGHT SCHOOL

We open with a Hudson Williams update. Then we tackle negative self talk and dive into how Jesse and Kristin need to stop saying they are morons (Kristin has a masters.. Jesse has a focus medicine prescription). We talk about how after Netflix is a joke Jesse felt devastated and how both girls experience emptiness after major milestone and discuss how both their self-worth is so (disastrously, at times) tied to our productivity and career accomplishments. We postulate over how much economic stability and financial freedom could change their relationship with self-image its relationship to work/productivity. We talk about how if we had different childhoods we’d be completely different people. We end on a listener question about which Pitt character we are most similar to, wish we were more like, which one is totally our type.

We talk Hudson Williams, Connor Storrie, François Arnaud turning down Variety’s actors on actors. We talk about Spencer Pratt’s bid for LA Mayor, the growing anti-homeless movement in Los Angeles with seriously dangerous implications, the Tuscan mom trend and how it relates to a general Gen-Z nostalgia for a future they feel they were robbed of, Kristin’s relationship with Disney and how she’s no longer a Disney adult. 

Coming in hot. We talk about Jesse wearing the pants when courting for the first time. We talk (argue) about cigarettes being back.  Kristin and Jesse share their edible horror stories. The girls come up with a way to dix their dad issues and it’s part parent trap part wife swap…but with our dads. Kristin talks about her new strategy to get through difficult seasons and it’s called strategic limerence. Jesse shares her disdain for Sydney Sweeney and the new season of euphoria, and we end on advice questions on how to passive aggressively text your ex and settle an AITA listener question. 

This week, Jesse and Kristin debrief from the live show (available now on Patreon) and announce Night School Pod Patreon. Kristin and Jesse review met gala outfits, debate whether Jon Hamm is hotter at 50s than he was in his 30s, Kristin's RELUCTANT Take on FameSick & Lena Dunham (AGAINST KRISTIN’S BETTER JUDGEMENT), the girls discuss whether straight men slide into the dm’s Platonically, and the differences between their sleeping and bed conditions. If you'd like to watch more exclusive bonus content, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/c/nightschoolpod/ to get access to our bonus advice segments, bonus episodes, and more.