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Night School Horror
by Second Rounds On Us LLC
Night School Horror is a theatrical, unapologetic podcast that proudly isn’t for everyone. We’re here to inform, drop brutally honest takes, and entertain the hell out of you. From films and TV to the books we suffer through, from the classics to the new gen, from the cheap jump scares to the creeping dread, we dissect horror exactly how we want: chaotic, sarcastic, and unfiltered. Meet the Unqualified Faculty of NSH: “Florida’s Favorite Creep” Sabrina Ace “Your Gore Connoisseur” Mathew Malave (aka Mista Malave) “Your Favorite Movie Therapist” Tommy James (aka The Movie Guy BayBay) “The Cigarette Smoking Man” Big Money Eddie "The Evil Barbie" Edy So, grab a seat in the Creep Corner, light up that cigarette, and beware… you might just land on The List for loving Glorious Gore a little too much.
Episodes
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You Only Get 10: Non Horror Movies That Scared the SH*T Out of Us!
Mista Malave is BACK, joining Tommy James and Sabrina Ace for another round of YOU ONLY GET 10! This time, we're revisiting the non horror movies and scenes that scared the absolute hell out of us growing up. From The Dark Crystal to Who Framed Roger Rabbit, each host brings 10 nominations, but...
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Horror Hype Train: The Movies We’re Dying to See
The Horror Hype Train is back, and so is Big Money Eddie. Tommy James, Sabrina Ace, and Eddie break down the upcoming horror movies they’re most excited for, including Other Mommy, They Follow, Slayground, Wolf Creek: Legacy, and Robert Eggers’ Werwulf. Which ones deserve the hype, which could go...
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Halloween Horror Nights 35 Review: After We Survived the Fog
Tommy James and Sabrina Ace finally made it into the fog for Halloween Horror Nights 35... and had two VERY different nights. We're talking the houses we loved, the ones that disappointed the hell out of us, way too many clowns, Sabrina's drunken bachelorette/birthday celebration, Tommy's mom...
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Darkness Falls (2003)
Darkness Falls gave us one of the creepiest openings of the early 2000s...and then had another hour to fill. Tommy and Sabrina go back to the killer Tooth Fairy movie that somehow made both of their Guilty Pleasure Horror lists. We talk about what still works, what definitely doesn’t, sort it…
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Halloween Horror Nights 35: Before We Enter the Fog
Halloween Horror Nights is back, so before we step into the fog, Tommy and Sabrina are making their predictions. We’re talking most anticipated houses, biggest concerns, food, scare zones, and everything we’re looking forward to at HHN 2026. Plus, Tommy has a completely reasonable plan to become...
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The Five Houses of Night School Horror
Every Horror Fan Belongs Somewhere. Tommy and Sabrina officially reveal the Five Houses of Night School Horror: Ink, Smoke, Shadow, Blood, and Ember. We break down what each House represents, start sorting some of our favorite horror movies, and immediately realize some of these are going to…
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Make It Horror: The Game
Sabrina Ace has a new game, and Tommy James gets to be the first victim. Welcome to Make It Horror, where perfectly innocent movies are thrown onto the wheel and forced into a horror subgenre. Tommy has to transform Jurassic Park into a cult movie and take The Cable Guy from already creepy to...
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Hazbin Hotel's Season 1 Best Song Challenge
Hazbin Hotel gave us banger after banger... but only one song can graduate at the top of the class. Tommy James, Sabrina Ace, and Mr. A-Town Ryan throw every major song from Season 1 into a bracket and argue their way to a single winner. From Poison and Loser Baby to Hell's Greatest Dad,...
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You Only Get 10: Guilty Pleasure Horror Movies
You only get 10 guilty pleasure horror movies for the rest of your life. What are you keeping? Tommy and Sabrina bring You Only Get 10 over from I Killed My Tamagotchi and attempt to build the ultimate guilty pleasure horror box set. Only 10 movies make it in...and yes, we're judging each other's...
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Obsession (2026)
Obsession had us questioning every relationship we’ve ever seen...and maybe a few of our own. Tommy, Sabrina, and Mr. A-Town get into one of the weirdest horror movies we’ve watched this year, including one scene that had Alex text yelling, “What the fuck?!” Plus, Tommy’s Therapy Session might…
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Evil Dead Burn
Something about these Deadites just isn’t right. Tommy and Sabrina get into Evil Dead Burn and try to figure out why the Deadites suddenly forgot how to be Deadites, why the lore seems to change whenever it needs to, and whether we somehow missed a few pages of the Necronomicon. This isn’t our...
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The Groovy Before The Burn: Ranking the Evil Dead Franchise
Before Evil Dead Burn, Tommy and Sabrina are going back through the Necronomicon and ranking the entire Evil Dead franchise from worst to best. We’re talking our history with the movies, plenty of Bruce Campbell, and why Evil Dead 2 is still so damn hard to beat. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
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Hazbin Hotel - Episode 8: The Show Must Go On
Welcome to the Season 1 Finale, Hazbin Hotelians!!! Today's Lesson: Episode 8 — The Show Must Go On For the Season 1 finale, Alex A-Town Ryan takes over the teacher's desk as he, Tommy James, and Sabrina Ace break down one of the biggest episodes of the series. From Lucifer finally reminding...
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Hazbin Hotel - Episode 7: Hello Rosie!
Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians... Mista Malave is still missing, so we've officially stopped filing the paperwork. Today's Lesson: Episode 7 — Hello Rosie! This week, Tommy James, Sabrina Ace, and Alex A-Town Ryan head to Cannibal Town, where the smiles are warm, the tea is fresh, and the finger...
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Hazbin Hotel - Episode 6: Welcome To Heaven
Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians…It's time to grab your halos because we are heading to HEAVEN! Today’s lesson: Episode 6: Welcome To Heaven: Charlie and Vaggie finally make their trip to Heaven to plead the case for redemption, but what starts as a guided tour through fluffy koalas, rainbow...
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I Killed My Tamagotchi: Tape #003: They Should've Killed the Green Ranger
Welcome back to I Killed My Tamagotchi! The tape starts rolling and Alex "A-Town" Ryan drops a confession that may get his morpher permanently revoked: the Green Ranger should have been killed off after Green With Evil. That controversial take sends Tommy James and Alex back to 1993 as they…
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Hazbin Hotel - Episode 5: Dad Beat Dad
Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians...At this point, Mista Malave has officially vanished. No note. No phone call. No excuse. The faculty has reviewed the situation and unanimously agreed to give him a big ol' F. Today's Lesson: Episode 5 — Dad Beat Dad: Tommy James keeps the semester rolling…
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I Killed My Tamagotchi: Tape #002: My Aunt Had Cable – Nickelodeon Game Shows
Welcome back to I Killed My Tamagotchi! The tape's rolling and Alex "A-Town" Ryan drops a confession that completely changes the way he experienced some of the biggest shows of the '90s. That revelation sends Tommy and Alex down a slime-covered rabbit hole through the golden age of Nickelodeon…
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Hazbin Hotel - Episode 4: Masquerade
Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians…Mista Malave skipped class again. Honestly, at this point Charlie’s gonna stop offering redemption and just charge him a late checkout fee. Today’s lesson: Episode 4 - Masquerade: Tommy James takes the wheel while Sabrina Ace and Mr. A-Town Ryan break down one of…
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I Killed My Tamagotchi: Tape #001: I've Never Seen Tarzan – Disney Renaissance Songs
Welcome to the very first episode of I Killed My Tamagotchi! Things immediately go off the rails when Tommy James opens the show with a confession so shocking that Alex "A-Town" Ryan spends the rest of the episode questioning their entire 25-year friendship. From there, the guys dive into the...
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Hazbin Hotel - Episode 3: Scrambled Eggs
Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians. Class is back in session as Night School Horror continues its descent through Hazbin Hotel one episode at a time. Unfortunately, Mista Malave decided to cut class again…which feels a little Respectless if you ask us. Today’s lesson: Episode 3 — Scrambled Eggs:...
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Hazbin Hotel - Episode 2: Radio Killed the Video Star
Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians. After a brief hiatus for Mother’s Day and the internationally unrecognized holiday known as Tommy James Day, Night School Horror is back in session to continue dragging Mr. A-Town Ryan and Mista Malave deeper into the beautifully unhinged world of Hazbin Hotel....
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Hazbin Hotel - Overview and Episode 1 – Overture
Hold onto your halos—your devil horns are already screwed on tight. Night School Horror is heading straight into Hazbin Hotel, and yeah… we’re doing the whole damn thing, episode by episode. In this series, Sabrina Ace (Florida’s Favorite Creep) and Tommy James (The Movie Guy Bay Bay) drag Mathew...
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Absurd Logic: When TV Worlds Collide | A-Town vs Smooth
Mista Malave steps in as host and throws A-Town Ryan and reigning Second Rounds On Us Champion Tommy James into the deep end of Absurd Logic, where the rules are simple: take two completely unrelated TV shows and somehow make it make sense. We’re talking chaotic crossover pitches featuring worlds...
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Absurd Logic: Muppet Madness | Ace vs Malave
Fresh off his totally deserved (he’ll tell you himself) championship win, Tommy James takes the host chair to run everyone’s favorite beautifully unhinged game: Absurd Logic. This round, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace squares up against Mista Malave in a battle of creativity, chaos, and...
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Who You Got Challenge: The Smooth Bracket Breakdown
In this episode of the 2026 Who You Got Challenge, the crew takes on The Smooth Bracket — a tournament packed with characters that range from unstoppable icons to picks that make you immediately question someone’s judgment. Joining Tommy James, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and defending…
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Who You Got Challenge: The Creep Bracket Breakdown
The 2026 Who You Got Challenge for MegaCon Orlando continues on with The Creep Bracket—a lineup so chaotic it probably violates several laws of physics, logic, and basic common sense. Joining the madness are Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, Mista Malave, Tommy James, Mike “Schmidthauser”, and…
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Who You Got Challenge: The Malave Bracket Breakdown
The 2026 Who You Got Challenge truly begins with Malave’s side of the MegaCon bracket, and things get messy fast. Mista Malave, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, Tommy James, and Mr. A-Town Ryan step into the arena to break down a lineup of fictional fights that absolutely no one on the internet...
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Who You Got Challenge – 2026 MegaCon Draft
The Who You Got Challenge is officially out of retirement — rebuilt from the ground up for 2026. Old brackets? Gone. Previous records? Cleared. Excuses? Deleted. This year starts with the MegaCon Draft. Reigning champion Mista Malave returns to defend his reputation. Tommy James is here to cause...
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IT: Welcome to Derry - Episodes 1–3 Review & Reactions
Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace and The Evil Barbie Edy head straight into the worst tourist trap in America: Derry, Maine — where balloons float, morals don’t, and Pennywise is basically the HOA president. The duo tears into Welcome to Derry, dissecting how this prequel ties back to IT, why...
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Call Me, Maybe and Get Grabby: The Black Phone 2
The Grabber is back...and apparently death only made him grabbier. Mista Malave and Sabrina take on The Black Phone 2 and talk missing kills, Freddy Krueger vibes, Gwen taking over the spotlight, and whether The Grabber really needed another phone call.
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Apparently, It’s Because of Ed Gein | Monster: The Ed Gein Story
Apparently, everything in horror comes back to Ed Gein. The crew get into Monster: The Ed Gein Story, how much of it was actually true, the liberties Netflix took, and the very real influence Gein had on some of horror’s biggest movies. And apparently Tommy really needs to talk about “Owner of a...
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Alien Earth Finale
Tommy James and Big Money Eddie put on their hazmat suits and wade through the radioactive mess that was the Alien Earth finale. Spoiler alert: it sucked. From limp storytelling and cardboard “character arcs” to the ever-present fingerprints of corporate greed, our boys dissect how Hollywood once...
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Who’s a Good Boy? | Good Boy Review
Indy’s a good boy, Todd. Tommy, Sabrina, and Mista Malave get into Good Boy, a horror movie told through the eyes of a dog that hit us way harder than we expected. We talk Indy, that ending, and how a movie about a haunted house and a dog somehow turned into an existential crisis. Seriously...
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Alien: Earth - Episode 5: In Space, No One... & Episode 6: The Fly Review
Strap in, students, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie are back in session, and this time they’re dissecting episodes 5 and 6 of Alien Earth. Yes, the show where corporate greed is scarier than the monsters, pacing issues move slower than a Xenomorph on Ambien, and somehow… the aliens are the ones…
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The Warrens Are Basically the Kardashians of Horror | The Conjuring: Last Rites
At this point, the Warrens are basically the Kardashians of horror. Tommy and Mista Malave get into The Conjuring: Last Rites, the Smurl case, what worked, what didn’t, and whether it was actually a fitting end for the Warrens. Plus, we rank the entire Conjuring Universe...and we're definitely…
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Draculaw
On this episode of Night School Horror, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie sink their teeth into the indie horror-comedy Draculaw. They pick apart its charm, budgetary bruises, and that whole “time as an energy vampire” thing—because nothing says horror like losing a weekend to deadlines. From…
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Alien: Earth - Episode 4: Observation Review
Class is in session, and this week Tommy James and Big Money Eddie crack open the latest episode of Alien: Earth. The boys question whether the franchise is boldly going… or just cashing checks. From creepy kid characters to corporate overlords, from AI asking “do you love me?” to the soundtrack...
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Portland Naruto Runs & Aunt Edna Breaks Sticks | Weapons
Apparently Portland loves Naruto running and Tommy’s Aunt Edna really hates sticks. Tommy and Sabrina are joined by Edy (@fieryfinalgirl) to talk Weapons, horror obsessions, a little Halloween Horror Nights, and whatever the hell was going on with Aunt Gladys. Seriously...why was she breaking all...
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Alien: Earth - Episode 3: Metamorphosis Review
Your Favorite Movie Therapist and The Cigarette Smoking Man crack open Episode 3 of Alien Earth “Metamorphosis.” We mourn the surprisingly anticlimactic death of Ashley the Xenomorph, while also celebrating the glorious comeback of acid blood, the franchise’s most reliable supporting character....
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Alien: Earth - Episode 1: Neverland & Episode 2: Mr. October Review
In this episode of Night School Horror, your Favorite Movie Therapist Tommy James and The Cigarette Smoking Man Big Money Eddie spark up and sink their teeth into the first two episodes of Alien: Earth. We break down the tension, the gore, the melodrama and yes, the kind of genre-mashing that…
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When Body Horror Becomes Couples Therapy | Together
Apparently couples therapy is a lot cheaper than fusing your bodies together. Tommy and Sabrina get into Together, the relationship at the center of it, the cult weirdness, and why a movie sold to us as some insane body horror experience left us wanting a lot more body horror. At least Dave…
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We Know What You Did Last Summer… And We’re Calling Your Mom About It | I Know What You Did Last Summer
Tommy and Mista Malave go back to the original I Know What You Did Last Summer before taking on the new one. We’re talking what made the original work, what the new movie got wrong, the kills, those legacy cameos, and whether this franchise really needed another trip with the Fisherman. Plus, we...
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Mr. DNA’s Guide through the Jurassic Park Franchise
How did we go from Jurassic Park to...weaponized locusts? Tommy and Sabrina go through the entire Jurassic Park franchise and try to figure out where things started going wrong. Raptors. Invisible dinosaurs. Chris Pratt’s hand. The damn locusts. Life, uh...finds a way.
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VHS: Very Haunted Sh*t | Found Footage Horror
Who’s holding the damn camera? Big Money Eddie and Sabrina Ace get into found footage horror, what makes it work, what absolutely doesn’t, and some of their favorites from the genre. From V/H/S to shaky cameras, questionable decisions, and the movies that probably should’ve stayed lost...just…
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Songs in the Key of Screams
What if some of our favorite songs were actually horror movies? Tommy James and Mista Malave take songs from Amy Winehouse, ABBA, Styx, The Animals, and more and figure out how we’d turn them into horror. Some become slashers. Some get supernatural. And somehow Jordan Peele gets dragged into this.
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Final Destination: Bloodlines
Death is back, and apparently we’re dumb enough to get on the bus. Tommy and Sabrina get into Final Destination: Bloodlines, that insane MRI scene, experiencing it in 4DX, and why this might be one of the strongest Final Destination movies in years. Plus, we talk about Tony Todd, his legacy, and...
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Final Destionomics
Welcome to Final Destionomics—your crash course (sometimes literally) in the twisted economics of the Final Destination franchise. In this rigorously unaccredited class, Professors Sabrina Ace, Tommy James, and Big Money Eddie break down Death’s most extra moments: exploding planes, rogue logs,...
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Second Rounds Jeopardy
Class is in full freakin’ session, and today’s lesson plan is simple: talk trash, slap buzzers, and try not to embarrass yourself on horror trivia’s blood-soaked battlefield. To celebrate 10 years of Second Rounds On Us, Night School Horror turns Jeopardy into a contact sport, with Tommy James...
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Sinners N' Blues
The Class takes on Sinners, and there’s a hell of a lot more going on here than vampires. We get into the music, the mythology, Ryan Coogler’s story, and what made Sinners stand out from everything else we’ve watched lately. Michael B. Jordan is in it (twice)...so Tommy’s doing just fine.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Night School Horror is a theatrical, unapologetic podcast that proudly isn’t for everyone. We’re here to inform, drop brutally honest takes, and entertain the hell out of you. From films and TV to the books we suffer through, from the classics to the new gen, from the cheap jump scares to the creeping dread, we dissect horror exactly how we want: chaotic, sarcastic, and unfiltered.
Meet the Unqualified Faculty of NSH:
“Florida’s Favorite Creep” Sabrina Ace
“Your Gore Connoisseur” Mathew Malave (aka Mista Malave)
“Your Favorite Movie Therapist” Tommy James (aka The Movie Guy BayBay)
“The Cigarette Smoking Man” Big Money Eddie
"The Evil Barbie" Edy
So, grab a seat in the Creep Corner, light up that cigarette, and beware… you might just land on The List for loving Glorious Gore a little too much.
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Second Rounds On Us LLC
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Night School Horror is a theatrical, unapologetic podcast that proudly isn’t for everyone. We’re here to inform, drop brutally honest takes, and entertain the hell out of you. From films and TV to the books we suffer through, from the classics to the new gen, from the cheap jump scares to the...
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