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Nightdrive
by KFAK Fakahatchee Radio
Nightdrive is a late night radio call in show that airs at 1am around the swamps surrounding Fakahatchee, Florida. If you think Florida on it's own is ridiculous- wait until you hear who calls in from this small town in the dead of night and what they're mad about.In reality, Nightdrive is a lightly scripted, slightly serialized show with comedians and special guests calling in as residents of a small town. It's 'A Prairie Home Companion' by way of David Lynch with a sprinkling of alligators. Or as a fan described it: "if a town hall, the people of Florida and an FM Radio had a threesome- Nightdrive is the bed it would take place in."
Episodes
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FRN: SmEGGling, The Foot and Dan Z Negotiations Break Down
It's 5:26 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Smeggling up 350% Dan Z negotiations break down Billiam T. Hesterhoffen reviews new art masterpiece 'The Foot' Released documents implicate Councilmember Your Rock and Roll Weather and the Fakahatche Police Blotter Let's hear from...
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Hurricanrama
In the wake of hurricane Jeremy, tonight we're providing much needed advice to keep YOU safe from hidden alligators. And thanks to our partner 106.9 The Bone We're giving away a free pair of tickets to the Cream & Ream! Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: His expertise just might keep your...
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FRN: Spaghetti Class Action, Vatican Ghost Protocol, Statue Battle Continues
It's 6:22 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Vatican reconsidering supernatural classification Spaghettidyne Class Action Lawsuit Say Hello to Our New Sister City... Poland ON THE SPOT: Which Statue Are You Voting For Fakahatchee? The Rock and Roll Weather Let's hear from…
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Oh Hey, Sister City!
After lawyers pulled us off the air, we're back! And tonight we're talking about Fakahatchee getting a potential sister city! Tonight's callers include: Chester Lazerham: Worried about two governments poking around in his kitchen. Mikey Dusoleil: Why he's holding back on signing off on our sister...
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FRN: Statue Snag, DanZ Faceoff, Nightmonster Report
It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update A special report from Chad 'The Nightmonster' Malloy. Gator Greg Statue Hits A Snag Fakahatchee Police Blotter Join the other criminals of Fakahatchee on the Police...
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LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral
Join us as KFAK broadcasts LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral at Duck Winter's GatorGanza in the Sir Chomps-a-Lot Feeding Pavillion where anything can happen. It promises to be a star studded affair with Mr. Winters' promising tons of celebrity appearances and other surprises to maximize your grief....
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Goodnight Sweet Gator
We say goodbye to an absolute legend among alligators as he slips and slides away into that great big muddy swamp in the sky. (We're talking about Heaven.) Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: How will he continue on without his best friend (and best earning) alligator. Dr. Leonard 'Skinny'...
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FRN: Sick Gator, New Justice, Sports Highlights
It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Gator Sick! Wrangler Mangler Victims Found? Chess Moves Closer to Winner! Sound off, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and Clint Gage.
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Introducing - Oh S#!T Vampires
Oh S#!t, Vampires You know Clint and Evan from NightDrive as their geriatric rivalry poisons the safety of Fakahatchee's streets! Well they've launched a limited podcast based off a comedy novella they've put together featuring tons of different writers (including other NightDrive alums.) Oh…
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Serpent Up Animosity
The Great Snake Hunt is upon us! So grab your sticks, shovels and dynamite and get ready to turn those slippery snakes into cold hard cash. Tonight's callers include: Rickney Brofeld: With a great way to get those snakes and fast. Fr. Jonah Likely: Is he housing snakes in his holy 'Snaketuary?'...
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Braghers Big Burnin Burger Barge
Seems a quiet night- or is it? Tonight's callers include: Nasa Public Relations: Calling on the public to help find a missing moon rock. Bob Bragher: Is the Burger Barge the first bar and grill to sink? Rocker Dick Coors: Lookin' for a new Banquet Bear to complete the band. All of this and Dan Z...
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Keep Him? Sher-Iff You Want More Crime
Sheriff Bud Nichols has allowed Fakahatchee to spin out of control. Is it time for us to bring in a new sheriff? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: His case for why we should keep the Sheriff. Councilman Richard Baysbahn: What's he suffering with this election year? Father Jonah Likely…
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A NightDrive Christmas: The Legend Tale of Klaus Santva
A very happy Holidays from all of us here in Fakahatchee. We hope you enjoy this old Eastern legend passed down from age to age by Bavarian immigrants: The Legend Tale of Klaus Santva We'll see you in the new year! We want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram...
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FRN: Forced Family, Fresh Sharks, Big Bird Names Names
It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: Prominent Author Crushed! Trapping the GOP at Olive Garden Big Bird Blacklisted? Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your...
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The Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade
The Mayor's Day Parade is finally here! It's the biggest celebration in Fakahatchee and KFAK is your live front row seat for every celeb, every band and every float with your host Horace Wexler and special guest host Duck Winters. If you can't be standing in that thigh deep water around the route...
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A Killer Heats Up
After some very grim events the Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade is right around the corner but should we do the unthinkable and GASP! Cancel?!? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: Refutes his murder victim's claims about his level of 'horny-ness' Plinth Forsythe: Shares some Fakahatchee...
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Eels So Good
The lines are wide open tonight so call in and shares your thoughts and opinions like the following folks- Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor: with his petition to bring back an old noise from yesteryear. Murray: asking why Fakahatchee doesn't have a state eel and why that frustrates he...
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Mayor's Day Parade Theme Announcement
We take a break from this 32 minute block of music for a special announcement from multi-platinum recording artist, certified 'beach guy' and the legal mayor of Fakahatchee- Mikey duSoleil.
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Horseradish Fallout, Gator Tips, Is Friend Okay
It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A hole to fix a hole Worrying Friend Behavior Somebody's Getting Cancelled Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive...
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Emergency ASMR for Alligators - Fakahatchee Radio News
KFAK is here for you! We're issuing this EMERGENCY SLEEP STORY, as part of our ongoing community outreach, to be deployed on any of the Alligators in your immediate vicinity. Legally, we cannot guarantee this will make them fall asleep so please deploy and utilize with caution. But hopefully at…
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The Great Gator-gy
Every. Five. Years. The alligators descend on our town in an amount that can only be described as a 'spring break's' worth of overly amorous alligators looking to breed and get their rocks off. In addition to it being wildly inconvenient it's real gross. Tonight's callers include: Gator Farmer…
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Theme'in the Night Away
The Fakahatchee Mayor's Day parade is right around the corner and Horace wants to hear YOUR very best ideas and themes for the annual parade before Fakahatchee goes to the polls to vote on them. Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor-mourns the loss of a brother who was poisoned by a rival...
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Worst Animal, Enough Blood For a Puddle, Mayor's Day Float
It's Five pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A brand new animal? No thank you! CDC teases exciting new symptoms for 2022 Horny Bot's Plug Pulled Mayor's Day is right around the corner Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on...
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Fakahatchee's First (and only) Literature Week
Put on your blazer with the leather on the elbows and pack your pipe! It's time to crack open some of the finest tomes in existence on NightDrive's first Literature Week. Let's talk books in front of a frighteningly large fireplace! Tonight's callers include: Skrit Chowderhorn- the big cheese of...
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Air Force Bake Sale, Pope Snafu, Errant Sheep: Fakahatchee Radio News
It's Five pm... still... Tonight: Baking for Bombers! Oh no! Papal Oopsie? How to speak Florida Sheep Update! What you must know if you have kids. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta...
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Fire! Crumbler Farms Burns!
It's the loss of a cultural institution as Crumbler Farms- 'The Grocery Store Closest to the Airport' goes up in flames! Where were you when it happened? How are you feeling about the loss of such a historical business? Where will you buy fresh porpoised zultainyos and your barrels of skalded...
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Radish Widows, Trapped in Time and Dynamite Farming - Fakahatchee Radio News
It's Five pm, exactly on the dot and not one minute later and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Town Trapped in Five O'Clock Hour Horseradish Boom-Towns Stocks down- how will peasants be punished now. Come visit us in...
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Episode 1-31 NightDrive Recap 2020 - Spoilers
NightDrive is back January 13th on an all new day! We know a lot has happened in Fakahatchee over the last year. So this is almost everything YOU need to know to get refreshed or catch up... Except for the stuff we forgot... Or deliberate misinformation... Or things the US government censored and...
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Mayoral Mayhem! Hands On A Hard Desk
39 Candidates! One Desk! It's Mayoral Mayhem as all of Fakahatchee has turned out for the Hands On A Hard Desk Mayoral Election. And for this very special episode we are broadcasting live from main street right in the middle of the action! Big Chills and Big Spills! Huge Plays and Psyche Outs for...
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Unseen Hoots, Money Bags and Buzzfeed Quizzes: Fakahatchee Radio News
It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Coverage of the Georgia Money Dumps Without Mardi Gras how do we know what Tuesday is fat? Trump demands reexamination of results to Buzzfeed Quiz. Residents on the upcoming...
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The Sky Screams. The Blood Rains.
DON'T PANIC! We're helping you put all the pieces together tonight on NightDrive! Why did the sky scream? Why is it raining blood? Are we safe in Fakahatchee? Is this the very end of Florida, America's most phallic state? Tonight's callers include: Richard Baysbahn- With some answers about what...
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Mud Flaps, Mascara, and Hot Soup: Fakahatchee Radio News
It's 8:36 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: A look back at Fakahatchee History with Plinth Forsythe! An exciting new weapon in the war on terror! Bold breakthroughs in cosmetics for ladies! Breaking: Blood Rain? Come...
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Put Your Hand In My Sack
Tonight on NightDrive - Horace is back from his accident and he's made it a grab-bag episode so the subjects are up to you the listeners. Tonight's callers include: Philliam - Wrongfully sued over his tickle crew's actions? Sergio - Does he deserve a medal? WAS that dog one of the furred reich?…
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Fakahatchee Radio Announcement
It's 12:58. No NightDrive this evening. Go to bed already.
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Astronaut Tips, Body Found, Crab Mode: Fakahatchee Radio News
It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Interview with a real life Astronaut! Exciting new animal modes for the cars you drive! Our newest (and youngest) reporter weighs in on Brexit! More news about the body…
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The Rise of Hot Sauce Man
Tonight on NightDrive - We dive into the public health crisis affecting your face- Bored Mouth! We're talking to you about your symptoms, your fears and the disease in general. Thankfully we've got Dr. Scroggins with us tonight to help us find the answers and understand where we find ourselves in...
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Sewer Sharks, Woofchester Dog Show, Party Houses Shut Down: Fakahatchee Radio News
It's 8:37 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Petition to bring back Sewer Sharks! Miami's Mayor Shuts Down Party Houses Here I Go Again: Iced Cream Scandal at Woofchester Memorial Dog Show Come visit us in Fakahatchee...
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DUI Scootees and Geriatric Gangs
Tonight on NightDrive - fresh off the police scanner! We're talking all the details of the Scooter DUI that took the local sheriff on a low speed Chase. We're interviewing some of the folks involved. And what are we going to do about this new public menace stemming from the 'Boomer Brewhalls?'...
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Beach Alcoholic Exonerated, Hobo Drought Worsens, How to Eat Free: Fakahatchee Radio News
It's 9:31 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Beach Alcoholic --Mikey DuSoleil Exonerate! Restaurant launches exciting new eat free promotion! Social Tech: Share your neighbor's experience Hobo drought worsens Sports!...
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Mayor found dead inside a killer whale
Tonight on NightDrive we remember the late Mayor Luis Vaminos- a civic leader who was a lightning rod for controversy, a fierce opponent in local government and a person who was found dead inside of a killer whale. We'll talk with you about the man and the legacy he leaves behind as Horace Wexler...
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Global Tensions, Baby Translator, Chad 'The Night Monster' Malloy: Fakahatchee Radio News:
It's 8:39 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: The UN reacts to Global Tensions The President's Surprising Medical Release New Tech: Baby Translator! Questions About A New Census Question New Voices: Chad 'The Night...
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Life's A Beach (ed Whale)
A bunch of Killer Whales beached themselves over at Abner Hoag memorial beach and then decided to die. Now their rotting dead whale stink is starting to invade the main streets of Fakahatchee, Florida forcing residents to stay inside and wear masks. We've gotta do something about this menacing...
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Nuclear Liechtenstein, The Deadliest Martial Art, Clem's Clams: Fakahatchee Radio News
It's 9:37 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL. Tonight: Nuclear Liechtenstein Dow rising too quickly Willy Cheshire explores The Deadliest Martial Art Crude Space Mission Put It In Your Mouth: Clem's Clams New release Schedule:...
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Gotta getta SCUDDDDD
There's a brand new energy drink sweeping it's way across Fakahatchee! Say hello to SCUDDDDD. Tonight we're joined by it's creator Tucker St. Claire. We'll receive medical advice from Dr. Leonard Scroggins. And we'll be talking with YOU about some of your favorite Scuddddd flavors and...
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Obelisks, Mastica Ennui and The Sport of Love: Fakahatchee Radio News
It's 7:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL. Tonight: Horseradish Levels continue to plummet 'Mastica Ennui' spreading. Cause discovered? Chuchi Bonhomme's Earth Day Celebration! A new product from Elon Musk? 100% More…
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THE MAYOR IS MISSING
Sheriff Bud Nichols join us to talk about the sudden and mysterious disappearance of Fakahatchee Mayor Luis Vaminos. Duck Winters calls in to dispute being a person of interest and why his Crock'N'Roll festival was not an actual threat to the mayor. And Father Jonah of The Spanktuary shares some...
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President's Salad Bar, Boxing Updates and Skin Tag Dollar Sign: Fakahatchee Radio News
It's 9:38 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL. Tonight: Will the President's Salad Bar Remain Closed? Emergency Order: 'Dookieturds'- what will it mean for you? Mr. Fluffles: Will he remain undefeated? Body Satirist, Enrico...
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Holy Rain - The Priest Hijacking
Tonight on NightDrive we've got a special interview with The Priest who hijacked a cropduster and sprayed the town with chaos! Why did he do it? Will he strike again? Where was your mind while this was happening. Also the Sand Wedge: Worst sandwich shop of all time? All this and your calls-...
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Horseradish Shortage, The Black Rhino's Song, Political Dropouts: Fakahatchee Radio News
It's 9:05 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and all the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, Florida with Horace Wexler. Tonight: The Global Horseradish Shortage. Will it hit home? Special Report: The Black Rhino's Song. Does it slap? Political...
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BUS-ted at the Demolition Derby
The town is up in arms this week after discovering the Mayor secretly sold the city's school buses to the demolition derby. It's the final straw in a long line of poor policy decisions that's been making the citizens angrier and angrier and it's got Horace steaming. Now petitions are being...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Nightdrive is a late night radio call in show that airs at 1am around the swamps surrounding Fakahatchee, Florida. If you think Florida on it's own is ridiculous- wait until you hear who calls in from this small town in the dead of night and what they're mad about.In reality, Nightdrive is a lightly scripted, slightly serialized show with comedians and special guests calling in as residents of a small town. It's 'A Prairie Home Companion' by way of David Lynch with a sprinkling of alligators. Or as a fan described it: "if a town hall, the people of Florida and an FM Radio had a threesome- Nightdrive is the bed it would take place in."
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KFAK Fakahatchee Radio
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