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Three friends from way back watch the top 100 grossing domestic box office movies from 1999 in reverse order.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 99 - The Sixth Sense

    You've been so patient. The penultimate episode is here, and we leave EVERYTHING out on the court. Except for most of our energy and effort, which we needed for other stuff. As always, we love you Jake, our one listener.

  2. Episode 98 - Toy Story 2

    Boy howdy this one is late. Sorry about that. We're almost done. Just as done as John Lasseter after Ryan cancelled him. Or someone else. Maybe not John Lassater. All I know is someone maybe got cancelled.

  3. Episode 97 -Austin Powers: The Spy Whomst Shagged Me

    Okay, it isn't 'whomst'. If it was, it would be the funniest joke in the movie. Sorry this was late.

  4. Episode 96 - The Matrix

    We get Redpilled! (Oh god I just googled that, I'm so sorry we don't do any of that)

  5. Episode 95 -Tarzan

    One of Paul Simon's best movies. We're big fans.

  6. Episode 94 - Big Daddy

    It's the Adam Sandler Special! We talk about that man for a solid half an hour. And I'm not even sorry. Also, Ryan takes TWO pee breaks.

  7. Episode 93 - The Mummy

    Spooks! Scares! Brendan Fraser launching a chair at well over 113 miles an hour! It's our long awaited Mummy Episode!

  8. Episode 92 - Runaway Bride

    June 11, 1997. Game 5 at the Delta Center in Salt Lake City. The Flu Game. A feat of unbelievable strength and perseverance. MJ put down 38 points while nearly shitting his pants. He secures the W for the Bulls and collapses into Scottie Pippens arms. In this episode, Sparky makes that look like...

  9. Episode 91 - The Blair Witch Project

    Sorry this was late, Jordan got Blair Witch'd. We talk about postmodernism in his absence.

  10. Episode 90 - Stuart Little

    Sparky has some very strong opinions, and even stronger hiccups.

  11. Episode 89 - The Green Mile

    We talk about a great movie, on the 23 of January, 2022! We count chickens AND birds in bushes! Subscribe today!

  12. Episode 88 - American Beauty

    Oof. What can we say. Just oof. Possibly the most cursed Best Picture of All Time? This humble reporter says Yes. From KQED, I'm Sparky Shelton

  13. Episode 87 - The World Is Not Enough

    Savor it. The rain on your cheek after a drought that feels as if it was all you've ever known. The boys are BACK! From a long holiday hiatus, we have returned to your feed with an episode technically about James Bond, but in reality mostly about Benjamin Button strats. Also, Sparky makes a...

  14. Episode 86 - Double Jeopardy

    Jordan is back from Ye Olde Yeurope! Ryan and I quiz him on if he really went. We also talk about how to introduce yourself as a legal scholar.

  15. Episode 85 - Notting Hill

    We all definitely watched this one. That's why it's a week late, we had to make sure everyone on the show watched it. No fakers here.

  16. Episode 84 - Wild Wild West

    Will Smith's biggest regret. And that includes Bright. We honor this very bad movie with very bad audio quality. Ryan and Sparky are set up in Sparky's bedroom and boy, if you skip this one, I don't blame you.

  17. Episode 83- Analyze This!

    Ryan refuses to tell a joke on a comedy podcast. That's where we're at folks. Not even as a joke in itself. Killed the flow and everything.

  18. Episode 82 - The General‘s Daughter

    This certainly was a podcast episode, and it certainly was about a movie. I'm going to level with you, we did not have a rip roaring fun time watching this movie, nor did we have a fun time recording this and I really can't imagine having a great time listening to this episode. I blame John...

  19. Episode 81 - American Pie

    We took the Chevy to the Levy, but the Levy was dry. And TINO's back, and he's drunk on rye, sayin this'll be the day that I lie! Tino's Back and we're talking everyone's favorite movie involving pastry-self pleasure. Hi-Ho Silver!

  20. Episode 80 - Sleepy Hollow

    Boy this is late, but no matter. It's technically not skipping a week. Jordan and Sparky talk the spook. Which is kind of topical. It would have been

  21. Episode 79 - Inspector Gadget

    It's an hour an fifteen minutes. This podcast is an hour. You do the math.

  22. Episode 78 - The Haunting

    Another Twin Movie! We watch this fantastic (read: garbage) and Ryan forgets which mic to use. So that's not great. But we forgive him because he's a lovestruck fool!

  23. Episode 77 - Entrapment

    The Second Twin Movie of the Year! This one is wicked obvious though, because it's basically just the TCA. (That's what the kids are calling the Thomas Crown Affair). We all do a Sean Connery Impression competition and no one wins, and our listeners lose.

  24. Episode 76 - Pokemon: The First Movie!

    We discuss this great movie that's only an hour and ten minutes long. Boy howdy, isn't it great. Ryan goes hard on the theme song, which I think we all saw coming. Jordan is the BirthdayBoy. Sparky has a bone to pick with the Hollywood.

  25. Episode 75 - Payback: A Recap Episode

    This movie does not exist. If anyone can find it, keep it to yourself. In the meantime, we rank Movies 25-75 to mark our 3/4ths mark of this podcast. God Willing it ends soon.

  26. Episode 74 - The Talented Mr Ripley

    A rare pre-show warning! Matt Damon! Gweneth! Jude! Hey! We discuss this Italian thriller. How's the peeping, Tom?

  27. Episode 73 - Any Given Sunday

    So here's the play. It was Rosh Hashanah and our boys Jordan and Ryan were out of commish. So we had Scott and Brian run as backup and smashed it. Audio may be janky, but not as janky as this movie. Sorry it's late!

  28. Episode 72 - Deep Blue Sea

    The last live episode for a while! We watched the really bad movie Deep Blue Sea all together, then recorded this after having a few beverages. Enjoy!

  29. Episode 71 - Galaxy Quest

    The first episode where we are all in the same place! Sparky also forgets what episode it is, so, whoops. Galaxy Quest!

  30. Episode 70 - Fantasia 2000

    Our most controversial episode yet. Did it come out in 2000? Did it come out in 1999? When was the last time Kyle Mclaughlin engage in the art of oral pleasure? All of these questions have answers, and we are nothing if not accurate and right all the time.

  31. Episode 69 - The Thomas Crown Affair

    We talk rich boys in the city, the unbendable frame and the beep button.

  32. Episode 68 - Blue Streak

    The boys are back so soon! Sparky, Jordan and Ryan recap this Martin Lawrence movie that featured Octavia Spencer! Also Jordan does do a fart at the end, I apologize in advance.

  33. Episode 67 - End of Days

    I, Sparky, am not in this episode. I had a prior engagement. I haven't listened to this episode as I write this so whoops

  34. Episode 66 - The Bone Collector

    Collect my bones, ye maties and despair! 'Tis a soul-shiverin tall tale of a hard nosed New York Cop who collects bones! Ahoy!

  35. Episode 65 - Bowfinger

    Not our best episode, I'll let you know right now. We talk Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy and MR MOSBY????

  36. Episode 64 - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalow

    God this movie is just so superfluous to the human experience. Really did not need to be made at all. It sucks in every conceivable way. We celebrate our 10 Billionth download, and talk about how fame has changed us. Sparky says some stuff about dog hunting that may be over the line. Up to you…

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  37. Episode 63 - Life

    We talk about the Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy flick that has us asking the question: when is act 2? Also, The boys do what Ira Glass hasn't had the balls to do in three decades of Radio: go through R. Lee Ermey's entire filmography highlighting roles where he played a police officer or soldier....

  38. Episode 62 - She's All That

    We talk Prom, Swords, and the lovely Youtube Channel of one Mr. David Lynch

  39. Episode 61 - Three Kings

    Ironically, there are only two kings on the Three Kings episode as Jordan is not available to record because he's too much of a big shot. Ryan and Sparky discuss this movie so quick, we then recap the last 61 movies holistically. Also, Ryan does some accents.

  40. Episode 60 - Bicentennial Man

    The Boys talk the '99 Robot Classic this week, and are reminded of The Laws of Podcasting A Podcast Must Never Do Harm to a Human or Let Harm Come to a Human By Inaction A Podcast Must Never Harm Itself A Podcast must tell people about Squarespace

  41. Episode 59 - Cider House Rules

    Ryan is away on mob business, so our good pal Scott fills in! We discuss who would have been better than Tobey Maguire in this movie, including Richard Kind; we inquire into Scott's broad appeal with the ladies and Jordan gives us an update on his dating in the worst named segment in podcast...

  42. Episode 58 - Eyes Wide Shut

    Hey, we're on time! Back on release schedule with Kubrick's last flic! We have some fun talking about this thriller, Jordan's bar adventures, and Sparky laughs at the legal name of everyone's favorite Home Alone star.

  43. Episode 57 - Never Been Kissed

    Jordan accidentally used the wrong mic and his audio is weird, but that's fine because this movie is bonkers as hell. Why is this seen as a classic? She's trying to sleep with a kid! So is the Teacher (he thinks)!

  44. Episode 56 - Forces of Nature

    If anyone objects to the marriage, speak now or forever hold your p*nis.

  45. Episode 55 - Varsity Blues

    The boys talk Texas Football! We also talk about something that was so viscerally gross that I had to bleep it. I think you can figure it out from context, but believe me, the beeps are a kindness.

  46. Episode 54 - Message in a Bottle

    Kevin Costner returns to the pod! By starring in another movie, his agent still won't return my calls. We (meaning Sparky) talk about how hot Paul Newman is for slightly longer than was probably appropriate.

  47. Episode 53 - South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!

    Sparky's off this week. Jordan is joined by his friend from college, Emily Rosen and Ryan's English cousin Bryan. Jordan says to skip it, but I think it's the best episode ever.

  48. Episode 52 - The Hurricane

    It's our 1 year anniversary! Thanks to all the folks who listen every week, we do it for you! In this 1-Year special, Jordan talks about his down belows and we try to figure out if Liev Schreiber wore glasses in this movie. Also, you should probably skip this one, too, Mom.

  49. Episode 51 - Stigmata

    This one starts with a fart joke because it's a fart movie. The boys talk about this horribly misguided trash movie about the catholics I guess

  50. Episode 50 - House on Haunted Hill

    We made it to 50! And to celebrate we absolutely phone it in for this terrible movie that killed Chris Kattan's career

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