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Nitpicking: The Next Generation
by Neil McGarry and Daniel Ravipinto
Where we take a beloved part of the Star Trek franchise, look at it with jaded eyes, and then tell you everything that's wrong with it.
Episodes
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Episode 183: Series Finale
We celebrate the end of one journey and invite you to join us on another. Includes our all-time best and worst 10 episodes, the final version of the lists, and a few words from some of our guests. And please be sure to join us June 2nd for the start of our next adventure!
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Episode 181: All Good Things, Parts I and II
The story that began with Encounter at Farpoint comes to its inevitable end as we say goodbye to "Star Trek: The Next Generation".
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Episode 182: Bonus Season 7 Wrapup
We review the final season, pick our top and bottom episodes, and prepare ourselves for the grand finale.
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Episode 180: Preemptive Strike
In this tale of betrayal, we bid farewell to the redoubtable Ro Larren as she finds her loyalties torn between Starfleet and the Maquis.
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Episode 179: Emergence
This bog-standard, tropey episode is like the greatest hits album from the band's back catalogue.
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Episode 178: Bloodlines
This platonic ideal of a phoned-in episode has a ton of continuity to things you just don't care about.
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Episode 177: Firstborn
Alexander's final episode is seventy percent of a good story, ruined by time travel.
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Episode 176: Journey's End
In Wesley's final episode, we take an uncomfortable tour through cultural exoticism leading to more trouble with the Cardassians.
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Episode 175: Genesis
Guest commentator Cynthia Taylor joins us for the first episode of TNG she ever saw, in which Crusher resorts to using CRISPR instead of chicken soup.
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Episode 174: Eye of the Beholder
This Troi episode is a murder mystery involving a gothic romance on a haunted ship that ends in Worf being turned on by murder. Includes guest commentator Ryan Veeder.
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Episode 173: Masks
The Enterprise is taken over by yet ANOTHER probe, this time turning the ship into the City of the Space Aztecs.
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Episode 172: Thine Own Self
Data practices selective science and Troi finally gets her mind-fuck.
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Episode 171: Lower Decks
This follow-up to 'The First Duty' gives us a look at how the other half lives.
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Episode 170: Sub Rosa
Join us on Beverly Crusher's -306th birthday as we explore possible THE weirdest relationship in Star Trek history. Recorded before a live studio audience at Giocanni's Room in Philadelphia, courtesy of Philly AIDs Thrift. Includes a Q and A afterwards.
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Episode 169: Homeward
This mockery of 'Who Watches the Watchers' contains what may be our most hated TNG side-character.
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Episode 168: The Pegasus
In this long-awaited bookend to 'The Icarus Factor,' we finally learn everything we need to know about William Riker.
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Episode 167: Parallels
In an episode of much detail but little plot, we learn that while things generally work out on the Enterprise, events don't conspire quite as well in other universes...
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Episode 166: Inheritance
An episode in which we meet Data's mom and find out more about his dad than we ever wanted to know.
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Episode 165: Force of Nature
This depressing early attempt to grapple with climate change is ultimately a good idea desperately seeking a B-plot.
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Episode 164: Attached
This episode wraps one of the single best character moments in the whole of TNG in a tortilla of stupid. Includes guest commentator Jill Neff.
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Episode 163: Dark Page
The last Lwaxana Troi episode features standout performances by Marina Sirtis and Majel Barrett.
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Episode 162: Phantasms
Data started this season by torturing one shipmate and in this science-danger episode, he stabs another.
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Episode 161: Gambit, Part II
An episode that almost breaks the two-parter curse with a strong second half, but where we still end up clapping for Tinkerbell.
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Episode 160: Gambit, Part I
In this episode of mostly setup, it's another trip to Mos Eisley, except this time the Enterprise crew are the bad guys.
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Episode 159: Interface
This sad retread of 'Power Play' is a series of opportunities, each one missed.
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Episode 158: Liaisons
Once again, shitty aliens fuck with humanity in an attempt to understand them. But at least their intentions were good!
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Episode 157: Descent, Part II
We open the final season of TNG inauspiciously, with the crew dealing with the stupidity they displayed in Part One, all leading to one of the worst examples of the series playing at drama.
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Episode 155: Descent, Part I
In yet another Part One that's mostly setup, Data goes evil again, proving once more that he belongs not in a Starfleet uniform, but in a junkyard.
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Episode 156: Bonus Season 6 Wrapup
We say goodbye to one of our favorite characters (Guinan), update our lists, and then take a look ahead at the FINAL season of TNG!
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Episode 154: Timescape
A surprisingly good science-danger puzzlebox with wonderful character moments and a dash of continuity.
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Episode 153: Second Chances
When a transport accident (UGH) produces a second Riker, the result is a somehow not-twice-as-bad soap opera plot. Includes guest commentator Cynthia Taylor.
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Episode 152: Rightful Heir
A nice bit of continuity from "Birthright" when Worf's encounter with the second coming of Klingon Jesus threatens to destabilize the political situation on Q'onos.
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Episode 151: Suspicions
In one of the best Crusher episodes ever, the doctor finds herself in a gender-swapped noir mystery with a group of alien scientists, none of whom is from a Planet of Hats. Includes guest commentator Ryan Veeder.
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Episode 150: Frame of Mind
A greatest hits of Riker's mediocrity ensues as the unreality of "Future Imperfect" meets the FUBAR of "First Contact" with a light sprinkling of stage insanity.
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Episode 149: The Chase
In this DnD module of an episode, the Enterprise crew searches the galaxy for the answer to a question that doesn't really matter.
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Episode 148: Lessons
Picard gets involved romantically with a fellow crewmember, an episode that promises, but fails to be, to be an interesting coda to 'The Inner Light.'
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Episode 147: Starship Mine
A 24th-century trip through "Die Hard" as Picard must race against the clock to stop a group of interstellar terrorists, several of whom will die horribly and none of which we will care about. Includes guest commentator Ryan Veeder.
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Episode 146: Birthright, Part II
Worf's search for his father ends with speechifying, a not-very-well-kept secret and yet another woman who doesn't get to finish her own story.
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Episode 145: Birthright, Part I
The search for Data and Worf's respective fathers, against the backdrop of DS9, becomes two B-plots racing for the bottom.
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Episode 144: Tapestry
Q returns to break Picard (and the Nitpicking crew) by crushing us all between a plodding sequence from Picard's past and a horrific, classist take on everyday life in Starfleet. Includes guest commentator Jill Neff.
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Episode 143: Face of the Enemy
What do you get when you combine Competent Troi, good writing and the ability to pass the Bechdel Test? One of the best TNG episode EVER! Includes guest commentator Jill Neff. Be sure to stick around at the end for a special musical surprise! (Apologies to "The Patty Duke Show.")
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Episode 142: Aquiel
Once again, it's an episode so bad Neil and Dan won't touch it, so it's up to guest commentators Jill Neff and Cynthia Taylor to discuss a murder mystery involving a creepy Geordi LaForge and a Dogus Ex Machina.
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Episode 141: Ship in a Bottle
Yet another retread when La Forge's inability to lock down his personal files leads to the reappearance of Professor Moriarty. This time with extra recursion!
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Extrasode 5 Preview: Yesteryear
In our sixth extrasode we take on the last remaining entry in the Star Trek franchise, the Animated Series, with a time-travelling flashback to Spock's childhood.
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Episode 140: Chain of Command, Part II
Picard decides that there are four lights, but we're far more interested in following the trials and tribulations Captain Jellico's thankless work in the ending to this two-parter.
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Episode 139: Chain of Command, Part I
We finally reach the moment that Neil's waited for the entire series: the appearance of Captain Jellico! Oh, and Picard is sent on a secret mission and falls into the hands of the Cardassians or something.
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Episode 138: The Quality of Life
A mash-up of two previous (and pretty good) episodes, minus anything resembling science.
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Episode 137: A Fistful of Datas
This 24th-century visit to Deadwood is one of the 20% of times that the holodeck tries to murder the crew. Includes guest commentator Victor Rubio.
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Episode 136: Rascals
Two goofy events that would be unlikely anywhere other than on Star Trek lead us to the return of Cranky Picard and guest commentator Cynthia Taylor's favorite line from TNG.
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Episode 135: True Q
This middle-of-the-road Q episode is the answer to a question no one has asked.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Where we take a beloved part of the Star Trek franchise, look at it with jaded eyes, and then tell you everything that's wrong with it.
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Neil McGarry and Daniel Ravipinto
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