PODCAST · comedy
No Bleeps
by Jedi and Patrick
Jedi and Patrick riff about anything and everything with no bleeps at all. Sometimes they circle the same thing three times, but occasionally they actually make a point. Off the cuff, unedited and unfiltered. Don't hesitate to shoot us a suggestion or bash our circle riffing. You may do so by shoveling us an email at [email protected], or even toss a text or voicemail to 1-831-204-0607. It may just be included in an episode!Instagram: nobleepspodcastFacebook: Patrick McClemsey Twitter: @NoBleepsPC
Episodes
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Patrick Are you out there?
I’m looking for you Patrick it’s time my friend!
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No Bleeps 38- The Rainbow Progression
Patrick has a crush on Jedi. The Extraterrestrial Hierarchy. Jedi opens up about his MineMark marathon. The endgame has arrived. Subsexuals are near. Virtue Signaling chat. Billy Ballgag. A beach bum weather update. The Whitewalker is finally dead. A genius music billionaire. Neighborhood...
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No Bleeps 37- Harnessing the Etheric Waves
Arya is finally eighteen. The Down Syndrome Dragon. Conan O'Brien gets on the couch. Fox News fanatics. How to harness your inner success. The Billionaire Church. Jedi bumps the mic 37 times. Patrick doesn't know music. We flex our comfort levels. Normaling Out. The MineMark Update. Neighborhood...
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No Bleeps 36- Perfecto Azul
Perfect Blue, the rock gods, join Patrick and Jedi for a raucous evening. They perform three live songs, talk about their upcoming musical endeavors, and divulge the origin of their creative process. Instagram: perfectbluecrew. They can also be found on YouTube!
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No Bleeps 35- Wage Against the Machine
The Jerry Seinfeld Decimation. Patrick is a sociopath. Jedi Dishes some more stand up. The average pay paradox. Mcgruff the crime dog. Societal barriers. Jedi has a new chef. Iggy Azalea is stroked. Neighborhood Chronicles-The Rich Laundry Baggers. Another MoFlow full moon. A poem. A Martin...
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No Bleeps 34- Nykill
Emotions are high. Bridging the societal gap. Harambe and the zoo system. The Barstool Sports Girls get reemed again. Human life vs. animal life. State Fair freak shows. Neighborhood Chronicles-The Gay Grandson. Patrick is cracked out. Black rhinos. A very Saudi billionaire. The J.O.I Experience....
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No Bleeps 33- MineMark
We pay tribute to Nipsey Hussle. Cineslaves in the Cinemines with the Cinelords. Is Patrick racist? Julian Assange is skateboarding everywhere. The Barstool Sports Girls get blasted. When you get Cuddle Bugged. Relationship boarding. Netanyahu is on Trump's wavelength. Paycheck Pandemonium part…
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No Bleeps 32- Comin' Out
Jedi and Patrick finally come out. The Tortured Comic Syndrome is dissected. Richard Pryor was anti whitewashing. Why The Purge is only a movie. The Magic Money System. Walter Russel gets some love. Jedi spits some stand-up. The Cast Couch Update. Patrick gets shaky in the Captain's chair. The...
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No Bleeps 31- Starr Wars Special
Part 3 of the Cowboy Saga, a bonus sixty minutes, all dedicated to alien life forms and weird F**k s**t! Cowboy also drops another amazing song on us. Thank you Cowboy for your time and patience! you were a great guest for three straight episodes. Again, don't forget to scope out Cowboy Starr. He...
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No Bleeps 30- A Fairly Dirty Thirty
Is Cowboy Starr a ladies man? We talk instruments that are too large, molding coconuts. Cowboy rocks his ukelele and claims to have been struck by lightning twice. He also dissects his need to be desired, his thoughts on marriage and homosexuality, Secret Mormon Underwear, The Laid Brain, and…
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No Bleeps 29- Cowboy Starr
Cowboy Starr; a talented musician, stagehand, stand up comic and radio starr, sits down with Jedi and Patrick to talk about the time Jerry Seinfeld juked him, his take on comedians. He teaches Patrick about farenheit 451, Creates a little jingle for us, reminisces with Jedi, and delves into his...
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No Bleeps 28- Rampant Hibernation
Winter is coming. Pregnant polar bears. Patrick gets sexist again. Five and Dime stores. The 1950s are debated. Jedi warns against schlong showcasing. The Pinching Method. Short theatre directors. The lice infestation of '95. Earless animals, hotel parties. Lebron James is not a…
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No Bleeps 27- Divining the Flux
Gandhi wasn't all good. Jedi drops some Flux Space knowledge. The Transcendental Movement. We attempt to emulate Bill Burr. Peg leg dicks. Our mixing console is a sexy lady. Patrick strokes Ryan Gosling. Jedi has a great gag reflex. Maine is Canada Lite. Big Dick Branson is our billionaire.…
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No Bleeps 26- Dichotomatical Love
Jedi divulges The Relation Ship Theory and why it's always sinking. The rule of thumb is explained. Negative people need negative people. Occult juice. Polynomial relationships aren't for everyone. Basement Beach weather update. In n' Out relations. Neighborhood chronicles 12257. The origin of...
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No Bleeps 25- The Trigger Effect
Howard Stern vs. Joe Rogan. Are schlongs aesthetically pleasing? Justin Bieber's hotel run-in. We discuss the deescalation method. Jedi's canine "attack" fantasy. The Kitchen Dance Champion. Gun control. More poetry. The rich elite. Sandy Hook and Columbine. The effects of survivor's guilt.…
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No Bleeps 24- Untouched Canine
We talk Edward Snowden. The sound guy possessed Jedi and Patrick. The NCAA hoops scandal. Why we think the law needs an observer. Weird Japanese torture. We dissect Howard Hughes. Appropriate usage of the N-word. The boys get into a scuffle. Rob Dyrdek gets a shout out, and R.I.P to Big Black.…
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No Bleeps 23- The Devil's Gallery
Tom Segura gets blasted. Ray Romano is delightful. What is a Slacktivist? Jedi's burning man name. Apex Legends is discussed. Patrick questions alcoholism. We debate the definition of battle royale. Rich oil tycoons, George and Barbara Bush. Willburr wins Jedi back. Fire Guy is turning into Steve...
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No Bleeps 22- Snizatcha
In a special Saturday evening episode of No Bleeps, we discuss Seinfeld vs. Friends, Laugh track vs. no laugh track. Jedi is eating fish n' chips. The Traveling Onesies are in town. Jesus and the year 34. We discuss the high seas and scurvy. Dr. Drew vs. Dr. Phil. Patrick gives a special shout…
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No Bleeps 21- Big Gay Forty
The Bob Ross Phenomenon. Janis Joplin was a man. Patrick's first time mountain climbing. who's gayer? Jedi drops some poetry. We attempt many musical numbers. Neighborhood chronicles 2416. Jedi's guitar shits the bed. We talk Cold Water Cowboys. 80% of our fanbase is from Ireland, which makes no...
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No Bleeps 20- Palatable Palatio
Joe Rogan is a gorilla. We get devastating news about Clayton. the bent-over grandma makes an appearance. Roman stops by. Jedi's supermodel smooching. We go into fetishes. Jedi plugs Golden Delights too often. What constitutes a transsexual? Alexis Texas is our billionaires club member. Why…
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No Bleeps 19- Bonk Bong Water
Andy Richter needed a bigger chair. Bill Burr gets blasted. We order food on air. Jedi reveals a recent run-in from the past. Nicotine vs. marijuana. Joe Rogan gets even more attention from us. Denny's is a billionaire. Jedi drops his bong water. Bill Cosby saved many people. Michael Jackson…
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No Bleeps 18- Stratospherical
The fine line between mental illness and conspiracy theories. Tyler Perry is Patrick Stewart's son. Patrick and Jedi enter a new stratosphere. We dive into Alex Jones' fractured history and why Jedi feels bad for him now. Patrick gets racist again. The three P's in the pyramid. Working away from...
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No Bleeps 17- The Fluffer
Kevin Smith's close call. Patrick and Jedi are finally mic'd up. Alex Jones' craziness. Jedi talks working on the musical 'Stomp' and has a sneezing fit. Dwayne the stagehand. We describe the new podcast specs. Patrick can't tell time or do math, we talk racism vs. prejudice, and much more, in...
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No Bleeps 16- Tootsie Roll Popstar
Jedi's radio voice, Conan O'Brien's dedication to podcasting. Dick Cheney may or may not be a billionaire. The squeaky chair dilemma. Talk radio isn't cool. What is the appeal of podcasts? We praise Joe Rogan, Jedi talks some workplace qualms. We go into public perception, ramble about Mike…
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No Bleeps 15- Three-Way Journey
Jedi works for Billy Idol. Celebrity rich vs. family rich. Our all-star Lyft drivers. Anhedonia is delved into. disabledcism is real. Donald Trump is our billionaires club member of the day, and has more money than Oprah. Escaping the rock bottoms. Comfort vs. cash. Patrick regrets downing Natty...
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Bonus Bleeps- Breakfast Club 2
Patrick and Jedi take a trip to Black Bear Diner for a bonus episode of No Bleeps. They encounter three awesome Lyft drivers, one of which gives them hope for humanity.
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No Bleeps 14- Akmo
How to find your path in life. Love is the umbrella to all emotions. Electronics withdrawal. Patrick and Jedi take things to the next level. We create a new gender. Why do we actually play the podcast game? Patrick forgets his password. Jedi has a rusty machete. preconceived notions about…
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No Bleeps 13- The Guilty Barder
The fallacy of guilt. Tesla vs. Edison. If Scientology was legitimate. Farid only set four things on fire, but he's still fire guy. Jedi configures his new laptop, Patrick converts his mary jane. Denzel Washington is not a billionaire and also stopped acting. Jedi eats burnt granola. We jabber...
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No Bleeps 12- Lady Wildebeest
Patrick and Jedi negotiate the laptop deal. Jedi tinkers with his Bluetooth speaker. Thursdays don't mesh well with us. Jedi briefs us on his hectic work week, Patrick doesn't know where Redwood City is, a house is being built as we record, and tons more, in episode 12 of No Bleeps.
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No Bleeps 11- The Dramapotamus
Elton John is not a billionaire. Our neighbors continue to baffle. Jedi dives into the mysteries of his memories. Old school guitarists are super strong. Rich kids with bad parents. We talk Free Solo, "YA!"girls, and tons more, in Episode 11 of No Bleeps.
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No Bleeps 10- No Mas Love, No Mas Lust
Harry Potter and the Limp Gauntlet, Revolutionary Porn, Household Pootang, Maxwell House is instant crack. Jack Nicholson isn't dead. The Shining with Krusty the Clown. Jedi is White Morpheus, we disagree on full disclosure. Patrick has a new friend. We debate The Simpsons and comedy. Is it...
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No Bleeps 9- The Waffle Dipper
Wingz; an aspiring music producer, stops by the studio to talk career, life, and his upcoming journey to L.A. Meanwhile, we talk about having an age limit on drivers, the best scene in movie history, Kevin Spacey's Shenanigans. We hire Clayton as a silent producer, and Jedi is STILL wearing his…
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No Bleeps 8- Damn Trabajas
U.P.S vs. FedEx, large warehouse compounds. Farid is fire guy and won't watch Game of Thrones. We talk South Park, Patrick's take on bedroom sounds, Jedi's favorite tree is altered, and we dissect the format of our show.
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No Bleeps 7- A Case of the Mondays
Jedi is Tom Petty. Guitar class posture. Would you defend yourself against someone with down syndrome? Patrick is Frederick Douglas. 1980's sitcoms. Jedi has lived thirty lives. We both stroke our egos, and much much more, in episode 7 of No Bleeps.
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No Bleeps 6- Scary Purple Dragon
The Milky Way Method. Jerry Seinfeld's comedy. The origin of Loki. The duality of The Scary Purple Dragon, and Jedi touches upon his life as an artist.
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No Bleeps 5- Are We Doin' it?
Patrick still believes in Santa Clause. We talk Easter traditions, Proper podcast etiquette. The Irish have a special Christmas. Patrick ruins a bit. We don't know if we're actually DOIN' it, and more, in episode 5 of No Bleeps.
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No Bleeps 4- Fapper No Fapping
Abraham Lincoln is a Jew. Elvis is still alive. The benefits of NoFap. Towels vs. socks. Redneck transgender trucker talk. Patrick compares Jedi to Alex Jones. The Secret Space Program, Elon Musk, and someone lies about their dick size.
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No Bleeps 3- Garage Chair Confessions
We move things to the garage and discuss O.C.D, free food, when someone is beyond help, poor-enomics, telekinetic head nods, Slim Jim's and Mccall's. We discuss the benefits of DMT as a therapy, and a tiny bit more, in episode 3 of No Bleeps.
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No Bleeps 2- Bloody Guitar Fingers
Our friend Clayton stops by to promote his YouTube channel and fix Jedi's guitar. We talk global homelessness, addiction, the fake chandelier is dangerous. We riff about the new generation of "talent", and why are the Kardashians famous?
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No Bleeps 1- The Human Fly Swatter
Patrick and Jedi start their podcast. Farid, the roommate, pops in and drops some knowledge about insects. The Giant Human Fly Swatter should be a thing. we riff about hard video games, trips to Canada, try to Google illegal wood, and debate whether hoarding is a mental illness or not.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Jedi and Patrick riff about anything and everything with no bleeps at all. Sometimes they circle the same thing three times, but occasionally they actually make a point. Off the cuff, unedited and unfiltered. Don't hesitate to shoot us a suggestion or bash our circle riffing. You may do so by shoveling us an email at [email protected], or even toss a text or voicemail to 1-831-204-0607. It may just be included in an episode!Instagram: nobleepspodcastFacebook: Patrick McClemsey Twitter: @NoBleepsPC
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Jedi and Patrick riff about anything and everything with no bleeps at all. Sometimes they circle the same thing three times, but occasionally they actually make a point. Off the cuff, unedited and unfiltered. Don't hesitate to shoot us a suggestion or bash our circle riffing. You may do so by...
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