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No Contact

Nonbinary comedian, Hay Beacon, ran away from home at 15 and never looked back. Now they host, No Contact, a weekly podcast featuring guests from comedy, music & queer nightlife (plus the occasional straighty) to share their own stories about the people they don't talk to: family, friends, ex's, coworkers, stalkers - it's giving humor and heart if you can believe that!Submit your own No Contact story anonymously to be read on the pod at [email protected]

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    "The Weapon was the Man Himself" w/ Christabel Williams

    New Zealand musician Christabel Williams gives us personal tell-all of meeting someone on Tinder, that turned into being a victim of underage s*x trafficking. We touch on female conditioning, how being victimized upon turns you against your own best interest, and the mindf*ck of believing you deserve to be hurt and how s*x negativity ultimately leads us to protecting our abusers. She details the psychological journey of being an adult who later turned to s*x work again, and her reflections on her time in the industry she’s now gone no contact with. We also discuss her beautiful music career and time on the TV show Popstars (spoiler alert she won!!!!) This is a really special episode, and honored Christabel chose No Contact to share her story. Listen to Christabel’s music!

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    "Be More Bi" w/ Charmeé

    Charmeé (Good Bi podcast) has not one but TWO dramatic gay no contact roommate stories - one with a creepy white WeHo gay guy struggling with his own identity, and the other a classic homoerotic living situation gone wrong. We discuss tokenization, unchecked misogynoir in gay spaces, and how “The L Word” made her queer. Hay also shares some parallels about a creepy Berkeley Lena Dunham-ass former roommate and then accidentally calls Charmeé bi-curious and is still sorry xoxo Listen to Charmeé’s podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/58x1b0WNbUo8FWXBKgL4Rs?si=ecbaf105c1754462Order her book here: https://www.partytrickpress.com/confessions-of-a-bisexual-product-page?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bioFollow Charmeé here: https://www.instagram.com/bi_astrology?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

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    "Misgendering My Homegirl" w/ Joseph Garcia

    Top 3 straight dudes in Hay’s life Joseph Garcia (Don’t Tell Comedy) comes on to tell a story about getting in a fight with his childhood friend and then he died. We’re also recording on Father’s day because we both don’t talk to our dads. We talk about being young in trap houses, through which app Joseph discovered his friends’ death months after seeing each other, how they cure a body for a casket, the politics of trying to hide the cause of death, being blocked by his dad, the pros and cons of righteousness, how white dudes are for sure gay, and we laugh so much Hay’s eyeliner is gone by minute 60. Joseph’s Don’t Tell Comedy Special here! https://youtu.be/jZvexe8IvRI?si=K3pN4fSg0-Wr2p7oEpisodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2 Send your no contact story in and we’ll read it in the pod!!!! [email protected]

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    "Peewee Herman in Couples Therapy" w/ Jamie Shriner

    Jamie Shriner comes on No Contact to explain how a summer camp romance turned into a chaotic polyamorous Midwestern marriage and ended in a British divorce, and how it’s ultimately Trump’s fault. Jamie details the specific psychology of being emotionally abused by a British man who can’t discuss emotions, having couples therapy on Halloween, the cat related last straw, and then the polyamorous bullshit of another man that ensued right after cuz sometimes that’s just how we move. Follow Jamie: https://www.instagram.com/jamieshrinersings/?hl=enSupport us on Patreon: https://patreon.com/NoContact?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkThe book mentioned here: https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/love-without-hurt-turn-your-resentful-angry-or-emotionally-abusive-relationship-into-a-compassionate-loving-one_steven-stosny/297360/item/12905153/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=pmax_non_scarce_used_nca_22292660096&utm_adgroup=&utm_term=&utm_content=&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22296401182&gbraid=0AAAAADwY45j4xzjSUvBeE7zy0Cxuo_AQg#isbn=1600940730&idiq=12905153

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    "Slapped Your Kid for $100" Special Father's Day Episode!

    Hay Beacon read Reddit stories about everyone's favorite parent... dads.Happy Father's Day to all the mom's... siblings...friends...friends dads...television programs that raised us. This is a special bonus episode! To see the video and more bonus content, join our Patreon!

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    "Where Are Your Eyebrows" w/ Solomon Georgio

    Solomon Georgio (Comedy Central!!!) and Hay talk about being teen runaways, the benefits of being tall and gay, somehow knowing our parents were wrong even when we were kids, and how we don’t talk to our dads anymore and we’re kind of chill about it. He shares about the haircut that sent him to the hospital, the elites of Fresno, the importance of lying your way out of homelessness. Solomon's IG: https://www.instagram.com/solomongeorgio/For bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanYouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2

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    "Collecting the Incel Dollar" w/ Danielle Tudahl

    Danielle Tudahl (LA Raver) is a queer nightlife icon who’s created queer dominated rave spaces since getting wage thefted and surprise laid off from a corporate job at Pollen (there’s a documentary about it!) We trade our women stalker stories and what happens when someone goes beyond parasocial and onto the 86’ed list, safety in the rave community, and how Danielle is systematically clapping back at incels attacking her on the internet. I also accidentally say “fart” during a conversation about r*pe and then we can’t stop laughing so I’m sorry in advanced for that. danielle’s IG: https://www.instagram.com/danielletudahl?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==LA Raver IG: https://www.instagram.com/thelaraver?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==For bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanEpisodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2Send your no contact story in and we’ll read it in the pod!!!! [email protected]

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    "Hexed By an Ex" w/ Sheila Ajjie

    Sheila Ajjie (Buzzfeed) tells her story of finally cutting her ex off after giving herself until the end of 2025 to “be dumb.” They both tell traumatic boat stories, what she found on his phone, his shocking response when she finally ended things, and we try to plan how to receive his apology gifts without her getting wrapped back in!! For bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanEpisodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2Send your no contact story in and we’ll read it in the pod!!!! [email protected]

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    "$2000 in Iced Coffees" w/ Matt LeGrande

    This is the craziest story we’ve ever heard and the most I’ve ever laughed on an episode. Matt Legrande is a standup comedian, actor and gay guy who took in an unhoused woman who went from being his best friend and sobriety partner to stealing thousands of dollars from him and so much more. He tells us a few of the incredible scams she ran in the ER and Hertz Rental Car facility, as well as reading iconic rage texts from their bitter end. This is an instant No Contact classic some might say!!! For bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanEpisodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2Send your no contact story in and we’ll read it in the pod!!!! [email protected]

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    "Window Shopping for a Wife" w/ Marita Prodger

    Marita Prodger (Netflix: Queer Ultimatum) comes on to talk about the casting process of the Ultimatum and a little update on her ex from the show she’s now no contact with. We talk about attachment wounds, how she still watches the show for fun with her opaque goblet, how she wrote a song when she was 11 years old about everything that ended up happening on the show, and straight people love queer media so they should stop cancelling it, and Marita gives the most LA No Contacts we’ve ever heard.
Follow Marita: https://www.instagram.com/maritaprodger/?hl=enFor bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanOtherwise ad-RIDDEN episodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2Send in your story of going no contact (or trying to!) at: [email protected]

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    "He Bounced Like His Checks" w/ Christine Medrano

    Christine Medrano (Bob’s Burgers, standup) talks about her scallywag dad pursuing multiple gambling addictions, running multiple businesses, getting arrested in multiple countries, and while she was doing his payroll as a teen. We talk about her becoming a World Series of Poker Player, how getting bobs led to all our opportunities in life, and we say “ding ding ding ding” a lot um so apologies for your new vocal stim. 
Follow Christine: https://www.instagram.com/chrissymeds?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==For bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanEpisodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2Send in your story of going no contact (or trying to!) at: [email protected]

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    "Stop Being a Safe Space" w/ Kali Scott

    Kali Scott is a standup comedian and actor who comes on to share the story of hiring a best friend gone wrong and two simultaneous stalker stories from her college. My brain was destroyed by 3 diet cokes and a fresh breakup this day, but I actually really like this ep. We discuss big girl clubs (RIP Club Bubbles), the importance of not being a safe space for people, Hay attending SLAA meetings and diagnosing themselves as a love anorexic (I’m going through a breakup okay!!!) Follow Kali at: https://www.instagram.com/likekaliscott/For bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanOtherwise ad-RIDDEN episodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2Send in your story of going no contact (or trying to!) at: [email protected] Gamer baddie and comedian

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    "Temu-Widowed" w/ Lisa Wallen

    Gamer baddie and comedian Lisa Wallen joined us to share the story about her fiance going missing. We go over their last texts, searching for his body, and mental health care in toxic military culture — and we are somehow laughing the whole way??? Sorry!!! Lisa talks about cops going through her phone, being accused of murder on Reddit, and to honor his memory she shares the joke ideas she found in his phone after he RIPed… and they’re pretty good. Content warning all over for suicide. Follow Lisa at: https://www.instagram.com/wisalallen?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==For bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanOtherwise ad-RIDDEN episodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2iSend in your story of going no contact (or trying to!) at: [email protected]

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    "The Popstar Files" w/ Banoffee

    Banoffee is an iconic musician (toured with Charli XCX) and Australian they/them who shares their stories of straight women cutting them off, spending years in the psych ward, RSD (Rejection Sensitivity Disorder) and we kinda wonder together why the same things are wrong with us. All of our dogs are in the studio, so this ep also includes the full Winx origin story to start. We also removed one story and put it behind a paywall on Patreon so Banoffee doesn’t get deported: https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanYou can listen to their new releases at: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0BZ0jp1b95bdcX23MZRU4AFor some more background on Banoffee, this is a pretty sick Guardian article tbh: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/feb/18/banoffee-on-trauma-and-transformation-reshaping-myself-helped-me-surviveFor bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanOtherwise ad-RIDDEN episodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2Send in your story of going no contact (or trying to!) at: [email protected]

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    "Looking For a Third …Stooge” w/ Olivia Corkery-Perry

    It’s a gorgeous ADHD ep with Olivia Corkery-Perry (HBO Max’s Southside) who came on to tell a story about going no contact with a friend, but then kind of a twist… Olivia showed up to the studio with That Friend. And then at one point producer Jordan gives the other friend a mic to tell her side of the story. Before that, we discuss astrological war predictions, how tall we were as babies, playing execution games on the playground but then doing charity work as a child, how gay Hitler was, and being an Arizona nepo baby. Follow Olivia: https://www.instagram.com/olarvia?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==For bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanOtherwise ad-RIDDEN episodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2Send in your story of going no contact (or trying to!) at: [email protected]

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    "I Fought A Man with No Eye" w/ Carly Ballerini

    Carly Ballerini (Cards Against Humanity) talks about how being left at a train station, losing all her hair, and fighting her mom’s boyfriends made doing stand up comedy jokes not that scary. We relate on thirsty aunts that won’t stop involving you in family tea, and notable bisexuals with alopecia. We have so much in common it kind of just felt like we went to an island together where we knew the other person would get it so we could say anything, like we basically got drunk together on connection and understanding if you can imagine that!!!Follow Carly at: https://www.instagram.com/carly_ballerini?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==For bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanOtherwise ad-RIDDEN episodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2Send n your story of going no contact (or trying to!) at: [email protected]

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    "Born to Suffer, Born to Serve" w/ Quincy Yeoman

    We talk about Quincy’s transcontinental adoption story, their Micronesian background, working out Hay’s mommy issues through a televised debate with Ellen DeGeneres, how mid men are the most narcissistic, being a subject of discussion in an African-American studies class, our personal renaissance of rage, and kind of end up planning a trip to Vegas somehow. It’s giving kind of serious sentimental conversations actually and maybe you need that!! This was recorded before we watched Heated Rivalry so please don’t worry, it’s been taken care of.Follow Quincy at https://www.instagram.com/quincy.yeoman?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==For bonus content and ad free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!www.patreon.com/nocontactSend your story of going no contact with someone at [email protected] and we might read it on the pod okay!

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    "Jack Black Certified" w/ Rivkah Reyes

    Rivkah Reyes (School of Rock, Buckwild) talks about being a child prodigy musician with Jack Black and beyond, becoming a queer nightlife icon, why queer people like line dancing, a lesbian breakup that was good and a lesbian breakup that was bad, and her sapphic doom core alt pop. This one was recorded mid-Dec to be real, so we talk about being at the same White Elephant party the night before and just let yourself feel a little Xmas spirit about it won’t you!!! Follow Rivkah at https://www.instagram.com/rivkah.reyes?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==For bonus content and ad free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!! www.patreon.com/nocontactSend your story of going no contact with someone at [email protected] and we might read it on the pod okay!

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    "Hay Gets Interviewed for Once" w/ Hay Beacon (w/ Jordan Thewlis)

    A fundamental ep some might say… one of Hay’s best friends Jordan Thewlis (Don’t Tell Comedy) interviews Hay about running away at 15 and all the people they’ve gone no contact with - parents, brother, ex’s friends, coworkers and stalkers. That may make Hay sound bad except Jordan has the same problems e.g. meth dads and people who seem to have no idea how to tell the difference between basic kindness and falling in love! I think maybe we’re not weird, they are!This is a great ep to start on if you want to know Hay’s no contact credentials.Follow Jordan at: @jordan.thewlisFor bonus content and ad free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!Send in your story of going no contact (or trying to!) at: [email protected]

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    "That's My Public Story" w/ Kylie Vincent

    Welcome to No Contact, a podcast where we talk about people we don’t talk to. Thank God for Kylie Vincent (Comedy Central) having as much lore as me. It’s kind of nonstop validation about how we used to stink, our agoraphobic parents, not having a close friends story, and being white biches with disabled dogs in LA. Hay talks about going to a UFO conference and Burning Man as a child, and accidentally getting the same haircut as their mom’s ex-girlfriend, and Kylie apologizes to Mark Zuckerberg for taking her tampon out on IG live. Donate to Kylies' Gofund Me https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-kylie-kick-brain-lesion-assFollow Kylie at https://www.instagram.com/kylievincenthasrisen?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Send your story of going no contact with someone at [email protected] and we might read it on the pod okay!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Nonbinary comedian, Hay Beacon, ran away from home at 15 and never looked back. Now they host, No Contact, a weekly podcast featuring guests from comedy, music & queer nightlife (plus the occasional straighty) to share their own stories about the people they don't talk to: family, friends, ex's, coworkers, stalkers - it's giving humor and heart if you can believe that!Submit your own No Contact story anonymously to be read on the pod at [email protected]

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Nonbinary comedian, Hay Beacon, ran away from home at 15 and never looked back. Now they host, No Contact, a weekly podcast featuring guests from comedy, music & queer nightlife (plus the occasional straighty) to share their own stories about the people they don't talk to: family, friends, ex's,...

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