NO COUNTRY FOR BEARS: RAMBLING ON

Been awhile since the bear got on the microphone! hi!!! lots of changes since we first talked and man an over an hour episode? Bring out the moonshine granny,!!! I talk about sex, with your granny while your mom watches! I know!! sick bastard!! Moving into a new place and battling a demonic clothe washer!! Jesus H. Christ!! welcome to Episode hell if I remember of No Country for Bears!!! woo whee! yes girls he has a small penis but a tongue that is ten miles long!!! Yay!!Come listen! Masturbate both men and women to the most seductive voice in a three feet area as long as nobody is home!!!

Hey!! Another great episode for you to listen and have dirty thoughts to!!! Come on in, I got beer!

The Facebook killed the Papa Bear's account, he goes ranting and a raving and says no no words and such!!!!

You know you want to listen! Come on in, I got moonshine!!

Shitville recording volume? Check! Bad voice acting? Check! WELCOME TO NO COUNTRY FOR BEARS EPISODE 15!!!

I talk about weird stuff!! Giggle

I'm depressed, fuck Christmas

I want the audience to buy my merch, make me famous, not like Logan Paul famous, maybe Connie Chung famous!!!! This episode we watch Conjuring Last Rites and snuggle with our sister!!!!We a close family!!!

Hi!!!! I'm Papa Bear listen to my show damn it!!!

Hi!! I'm Crazy! Will you be my sex pot?

Who dat crazy bear? Listen as he talks about stuff. Good times!!!

When you tired and you feel like you cant go on, welcome to no country for bears!! I heart you!

Happy Mother's Day!!!! I get serious!!!

Bear gets down and dirty and feisty, you love the bear when he's feisty!! Come along we're expecting you, THE LOVE BOAT. Dear Spotify , no I did not use the theme to the Love Boat as that would be against your TOS, I created an ai song about the bear stomping!! Ladies love a man who can dance!!!

We here at Random Podcast decided to give in to our bear employees and give them their own podcast, come listen as Papa bear talks about stuff and plays some bluegrass and blues!!! Enjoy. If'n ya don't, Papa bear will come eat you!! Thank you and have a better tomorrow or something!! UPDATED 4/22/2025: ORIGINAL EPISODE ONE WAS DISCOVERED WITH ITS UNLICENSED MUSIC AND WAS STRUCK BY THE SPOTIFY SO REPLACED IT WITH A NEW FILE SO.......original podcast was unable to download and edit out the offending music so well, here ya go!!!! A very brief explanation as to what happened.

Ah depression, great topic for the Easter!! Hi!!!

Hi! I ramble about depression and exes. Woo!!!!

Woo! New intro song, new exit song, and the same rambling in between!! Everybody come on board!!!!!

Hey you!! How the hell are you doing? I'm the Ramblin' Papa Bear doing therapy and podcasting at the same time. Listen, get an erection then cry cause you hit the sad part!! Boonesville is live and well!!!

Cleveland rocks, all we got to say!! We got sponsors!! Tee hee!!

Hey!! In this episode, we do stuff, make racist comments about ourselves!! Enjoy!! Remember kids, if Canada gets mad at you, you did something wrong!! Try harder not to be such a bum hole!!!

Another great episode? Nice!! Come, enjoy!!!! Even got a song about you stalking me!! Woo!! Giggle

Hello everybody! Welcome to a new season of No Country for Bears. I forget what season so we'll just say season five. Hurray!! Another fine episode, this time with AI generated theme song and a special song, the lyrics written by yours truely!!!We talk about stuff cause why not!!!

The best episode yet!!! woo!!!

hi!! giggle. I ramble!!! about stuff!!!

New year, same butthole!!

I talk about everything!!! From my pee pee to my ex and the President Elect Donald Trump. IN STEREO

Happy Thanksgiving you wonderful people!!

Rambler talks dirty to ya: Episode 1

Rambler talks about his life - AND CRIES...ON AIR! LOSER! Episode one

I voted! and now can offend people with my views!

Rambler the Papa Bear talks about you and his huge cucumber 🥒 heading towards ya at the speed of light!!! Good times. GETCHA SUM lemon ade. whiskey too!! Devil's cabbage if you lucky!!! Lots of no no language but well just don't tell your ma!!!

Hellloooo world!!

I talk about stuff, you listen about stuff. Later we cuddle

Everybody gets offended! Listen as I ramble on about the Royal Family, marrying my sister or cousin, douches and the Nigerian national anthem!! WE DO IT ALL SO YOU DONT HAVE TOO!!!

The best of season one,!!! And two! Old jokes? Nope, classic raw humor!! Hi!!!

Hi! Giggle. No bongs. Gummies. I talk about my sister.

Hi!! I l l talk about stuff. You listen?

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What the title says! I know, awesome!!!

I ramble on about depression and other stuff.

Hi! I like pie!

He talks about stuff. No no stuff. Enjoy!

I talk, you listen!! 🤗

See title. Click on title. I go viral. Make millions. Thank you!!

I ramble so you don't have to

Listen, we got too many stupid people and one of them is me. Thank you and please enjoy my takes on stuff like post birth abortions (you call it murder I call it population control!)

Hi! It me! Do you like cheese? So do I!!! Come on in!!!

Happy New Year!! Rambler talks about stuff!!! Hurray!!! Enjoy!!

Ho! Ho! And some sluts! Merry Christmas!! Enjoy!!