Episodes
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Episode 54: The Golden State Warrior-Trotters
Back and better than ever with our latest episode. After 5...maybe 3... 2 years(?) since our last episode (Patrick has his own calendar now), the boys discuss the latest on the Warriors and Sixers. Spoiler alert: things look somewhat grim for both franchises. Don't miss out on Shut the Hell Up…
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Episode 53: DRAFT DAY!!! 2025 - GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
Oh yeah, it is that time of year again. You thought the boys were toast didn't you? NOPE! Gone but not forgotten my friends. The only way this podcast can end is if there is a Sixers/Warriors finals and that sure as hell didn't happen this year. Listen up for this year's draft day epi as Jack...
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Episode 52: DRAFT DAY!!! 2024 - FIRST EVER SUMMIT
The boys. Make. History. Listen up for the first ever NCFBM summit! And they do it on their best tradition yet: Draft Day. Don't miss out on Bookie Leip's Props as well as other fun draft day surprises. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps: Update! - (6:00) Warriors - (9:30) Bear's Pick - (17:16)…
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Episode 51: Mr. Tumnus
Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome.... BACK! Welcome back to the NCFBM show with some much needed catching up from our boys. They start the new season off by catching up on their franchises since it has been months since we last heard from them. How are the Warriors doing? How wowwied is Jack?...
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Episode 50: Manage Your Load
After heartbreak for both the Warriors and the 76ers, the boys come together to discuss what the future of their franchises look like and to pick each other up... Or atleast we thought. This episode is by far the spiciest episode down the stretch as Embiid's dominance is questioned by one of the...
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Episode 49: Tear Porn
6On this somber episode, the Sixers boys are down bad and Jack is the only one who can bring them out of their rut. But after that game 6 performance by the Sixers, it is tough have any joy. However, they can right the ship and win IN Boston which would be a defining moment for the franchise....
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Episode 48: DRAFT DAY!!! 2023
Welcome TO THE BEST DAY OF THE YEARRRRR!!! DRAFT DAYYYYYYYYY!!!! Listen up as the boys take you through the first 11 picks of the 2023 NFL Draft. These episodes are considered some of the best episodes in podcast history so don't miss out on the greatness. The boys also manage to find some time…
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Episode 47: Switches be Flippin'
Boom badda bing, the NBA playoffs are HERE. Listen up as the boys break down the Sixers and Warriors first round matchups and who they think will move on. I am sure you can guess who they picked. The boys also bless us with some playoff predictions, giving us their favorites to come out of the…
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Episode 46: VoRpY
After another vacation and NCFBM renunion, the boys are BACK with highly anticipated episode. With the NBA season almost at an end and it being March, Jack FINALLY lets the boys discuss who is the MVP in what has been an incredibly tight race all season long. The boys also recap the blood bath…
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Episode 45: The Gang Saves the All-Star Game
Wow, what a disaster of an All-Star game. And a basketball podcast covering it?? Who would've thought? But what about a podcast that saves the All-Star game? Now that is a new and original thought! Tune in to hear the great ideas the boys bring to the table along with the best Sixers and Warriors...
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Episode 44: History Never Repeats Itself
Well, ladies and gentlemen, the boys have a special epi for y'all! Listen up for the first ever RE-DRAFT of our 76ers and Warriors squads! The boys attempt to see who could be a better GM as they draft the current players on these two rosters. Let us know who YOU think had a better draft. But...
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Episode 43: Martha "Thot" Washington
Welcome to episode 43 where the boys start the epi with the end of the Sixers/Nets game. Why not start the show with some game analysis? After the Sixers take care of Brooklyn, the boys put on their detective caps and dive into the Maxey/Doc benching drama. Then, there may be trouble on the…
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Episode 42: Nothing Good Ever Comes From a Foot Fetish
WE. ARE. BACK! Second episode of season 3! We know we have been gone for awhile. We get it, y'all want your Warriors and Sixers content. Well guess what? YOU GOT IN THIS EPISODE THAT IS FOR SURE! At least 30 minutes per team along with the boys revisiting their NFL predictions. What more could…
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Episode 41: Draymond's Right Hook
The boys. Are. BACK. Wowowowowowow this is crazy, the boys are back and they're never fricking leaving! Man, oh, man was there some dramaaaa to talk about. Is Draymond the most washed Warrior? Are the Sixers gonna win the NBA Title? The answer to these questions is yes. Sorry, no timestamps this...
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Episode 40: Canceled For Living the Good Life
Episode fortyyyyyy! The big four ZERO! Have no fear, the boys still create fantastic content that you can't find anywhere else. With the NBA season still a month and a half away, the boys bring on a special guest to give us a new perspective on a team that the boys have had the joy of making fun…
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Episode 39: Resistance Against The Waffles
The boys... are... BACK! Wowowowowowow after a month long vacation (some might say too long), the boys are back with... TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES! We lost the first third of the show but that's alright, the boys still and always provide the best content in the game. The Sixers fans on the show…
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Episode 38: Underdogs
Well, we made it ladies and gents. The end of the 2021-2022 NBA season is here and the Golden State Warriors are your champions. Jack has a new found confidence where he thinks he can say whatever he wants while Pat and Ryan have to wait another year, hopeful the Sixers can give them this luxury....
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Episode 37: Popcornmachine.net
Get ready for a bleep heavy episode... and now, it is not because the NCFBM boys are cussing. It is because a certain someone is playing against the Warriors in the finals. Get ready for some of the best analysis in the game as Jack picks apart what this Finals has REALLY been about. You can't…
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Episode 36: Wawwiors Wowwy Scale
DON'T WOWWWYYYYY! The boys are BACK! Jack spends most of the episode NOT worried (or should I say wowwied) about the Warriors chances to get to the finals and unfortunately, Pat and Ryan are right there with them. The Sad Sixers fans briefly touch on their emotions a couple weeks after the Sixers...
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Episode 35: Are You Ready To Heal A Broken Man?
Well guys, the trust issues persist for Patrick as the Sixers get bumped from the playoffs. Fresh off of the Game 6 loss, two of the three hosts are down bad and discuss what caused this Sixers collapse. However, Jacko is feeling confident that his Warriors will win and head to the Western...
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Episode 34: DRAFT DAY "WE'RE LIVE!!!"
Welcome everyone to DRAFT DAYYYYY. Wow, another two hour episode... Sorry, not sorry. Sit back and relax as the boys bring you the second Draft Day special. Throughout the first ten picks, the boys give analysis on the teams, the picks and the hot topics surrounding Round 1 of the NBA playoffs.…
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Episode 33: Hasbulla is MVP
We have finally made it ladies and gents: The NBA playoffs are HERE! The boys bring you the longest episode in show history (I am not sure that is a good thing). They talk MVP, they talk their teams' predictions, and they cover the rest of the bracket. My goodness this epi is locked, loaded and...
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Episode 32: No One Has Ever Made a Statue of a Critic
First off, RIP to our boy Roger Ebert. May god rest your soul. Just had to get that out there. Alright, with playoffs creeping up on us, the boys reveal a brand new tool. Something that is revolutionary, superb, elite. Something that can't be matched and will for sure be swooped up by the Big…
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Episode 31: MVTIT
Boom badda bing we back with some of our most accurate takes of all time. We weren't wrong about anything this episode. Perfect from the line, as they say. Haaaaa yes it feels good to be this perfect. I don't know how we haven't made it to the big leagues yet with these takes... HARDEN TALK,...
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Episode 30: Get the F*** Off Assassin's Creed
Well we did it ladies and gents. The big 3 0. Thirty down, thirty more to go whether you like it or not. A somewhat of a jampacked epi for ya this week starting off with a NBA All-Star weekend recap. Jack unveils a new segment for the show and then the boys deliver some quick thoughts on the…
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Special Edition Episode: James Harden is a Sixer/Buh Bye Bennie Boi
WOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOWW!!!! Trade analysis HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BEN IS GONE! HARDEN IS HERE! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NO TIMESTAMPS CUZ ITS ALL ABOUT THE TRADE BABY!
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Episode 29: NCFBM - Totally Worth it
As the trade deadline looms, the boys quiver in their shoes as this Simmons Saga could have a light at the end of the tunnel. Oh what it would it be like to see the Sixers with a full roster. The time will come and that time could be within days. But as one player is soon to be leaving, another…
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Episode 28: The Muffin Man
Best. Epi. Yet. Although the edit is later than usual, the content is still an all-time high. Sloppy, sophisticated, and smart; these boys really brought it this episode. Jack recaps Klay's highly anticipated return while RJ has a unique take on who the real MVP is for the Warriors. Then buckle…
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Episode 27: Inbred Gophers
Well, well, well, look who is back for more. THATS RIGHT! YOU ARE! Epi 27 does not dissapoint as the boys inch towards epi 30 babyyyy. On this epi, the boys dicsuss the recent dominance displayed by the 76ers and MVPiid is back to his MVPiid self. However, once again, Pat is quick to run Danny...
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Episode 26: Obi Vincent
Well, well, well... this week we entertain the first guest to come on the show. THE BIRDMAN SITS IN ON THE EPI! There was a lot to unpack after last episode, including the second NCFBM Bowl. And we all know how this one turned out ;). Then we find out if Jack cried after Steph broke the 3 point...
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Episode 25: COVER!!
Well, well, well.... the boys finally did it. They finally reviewed No Country For Old Men. With expert analysis on Cormac McCarthy's story, the boys dive into the complexities of the film along with some other work written by McCarthy. Then the real reason why y'all wanted to listen and thats…
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Episode 24: You Can't Beat the Ring
As the NCFBM bowl is fast approaching, one team is looking like the clear favorite to come away with the W... and it is definitely NOT the Warriors. With Embiid hopefully back by then, who knows? But in the meantime, the Sixers have been in a bit of a slump as Tobias can't carry them while Maxey…
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Episode 23: Pitts is Dust
We are ten games into the NBA season and both the Warriors and Sixers sit atop the league. Looks like Ryan is manifesting a NCFBM NBA finals!! Exciting!! But for the time being, the boys keep us updated on the Simmons Saga as he still refuses to play (looking good for Pat's side of the bet). Klay...
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Episode 22: Reverse Progress
The boys are back after a long hiatus. We check back in with the Sixers and Warriors as the NBA season is fast upon us. Will Pat lose his bet with Ryan as Simmons reports back to the team? Will Wiggins be MVP? The boys discuss all this plus who they think will come out on top of each conference,...
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Episode 21: MANalytics, Courage, and a Bunch of Bookies
Well, well, well... Here we are. A lot of you probably didn't think we would make it past twenty episodes BUT WE DID! WE DID AND WE DID IT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!!! Tune in and experience some of the best segways in podcast history along with OUR FIRST TOP 5 LIST!! The boys also get into some...
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Episode 20: You Can't Tell a Fish to Climb a Tree
BIGGGG EPISODE 20 BABY!!!! WOOOOO!!! The boys are back and badder than ever for this historic moment. 20 episodes down. My goodness. And to celebrate, the boys stick to the classic NCFBM formula and start the show by talking crap on Simmons. Well, that is mostly just Pat. Anyway, Simmon's trade...
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Episode 19: Flecked Fre
Even with technical difficulties, the boys figure out a way to create another banger. This episode has everything you want in it: Simmons slander, KD versus the warriors, and a review of non-alcoholic beer! Also the first ever self shout out!!! Listen up to see who it is! Timestamps below ;)...
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Episode 18: The Master
We have finally made it: THE FIRST EVER MOVIE REVIEW BABY! Before the boys do a deep dive into "The Master", they discuss some buzz happening around the sports world. After recapping the NBA Finals, Simmons rumors are still circulating so the boys have some thoughts on what the Sixers should do...
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Episode 17: Neal Francis Neil Frances
On this very special episodes, the boys welcome in the FOURTH guest on No Country For Big Men. That's right, it is the one and only SONNERZZZZZZZ. Much is discussed as Subway Tuna makes headlines, nails causing allergic reactions and some spicy Naomi Osaka debate. Oh don't worry, there is a lottt...
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Episode 16: Pain
After taking some time off, the boys breakdown the Sixers' second round exit. This type of embarrassment forced Ryan and Pat to dive deep into their inner artist as we get some musical performances. So, as the Warriors and Sixers head into the offseason, the trade machine is activated and Ryan is...
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Episode 15: Joel's Traveling Seat Cushion
We are in the midst of Round 2 as the Conference Finals are fast approaching. The Bucks look lackluster against the Nets and are hoping it is not a sweep (spoiler alert: they have won a game since recording this episode). The Hawks came out hot but now the Sixers are settling in. The boys go over...
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Episode 14: I'm Not Always There When You Call But I'm Always On Time
The Sixers keep on rolling as the boys prepare for game 5 against the Wizards. Embiid's injury is obviously discussed first and what this means for the Sixers moving forward. Maxey is praised and as Mike Scott is not. But the boys are confident that the Sixers can get it done and move onto the…
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Episode 13: Jack the Poet
This week's episode is ohhhhh baby SPICY. Before the boys get into the sucky East teams, Jack blesses us with a elegy dedicated to the 2020-2021 Warriors season. Bring some tissues. You'll need them. But after all the sad stuff, Ryan and Pat really get into players that need to take a seat. A...
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Episode 12: We Winning Wings
OHHHHH BABY!! This is what we have all been waiting for.... PLAYOFFS! With Jack traveling to Portland to do a live recording with Pat, Ryan is left out of all the fun as they get ready for the Warriors v Lakers (sorry Jack). A new bookie is announced as Bookie Butler faces off against Boogie Leip...
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Episode 11: "Pat, Are You Okay?"
The boys really brought it with the comedy this week as Episode 11 is one of their funniest episodes yet. Look out for a potential sponsorship as well! Jack asks what everyone has been asking since the dawn of time and that is, "who the f*** is Kelly Oubre?" While Pat and Ryan like how the rest…
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Episode 10: Bookie Leip's Shining Night
IT. IS. DRAFT DAY! AND OUR THIRD GUEST! Jon aka Hereee's Jonny joins the gentlemen on a very special day: Draft Day. That's right, for the 10th episode the boys do a 'live' episode covering the draft. It is packed with raw emotion as some experience joy while others cry tears of misery. Don't you...
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Episode 9: WE'RE BACK BABY
Oh how we missed ya'll. And I bet you missed us as well! Apologies for not being there when you needed us most but, hey, stuff happens you know? After taking spending time in Alaska, Patrick reconnects with his fellow co-host and discuss the SECOND NCFBM Bowl! The series is now tied 1-1 as the...
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Episode 8: Charizard is a Short King
BANGGG! The boys knock another episode out of the pahhhk! Embiid back BOOM. George Hill trade BOOM. Steph pick & roll BOOM. I mean, what more could you want?? A lot more because you're greedy but don't worry, you'll be stuffed with content if you listen. Football, football, and even more…
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Episode 7: Tom Brady Can't Make It BOUNCE
This week was a very special week as it was the first ever NCFBM BOWL along with the show's SECOND guest!!! The boys dissect the Sixers v Warriors and how the Sixers absolutely dominated the wittle warriorssss :'(((. JK the Sixers almost blew their lead so listen up for that analysis. Jack goes…
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Episode 6: Nobody Likes a Gym Shark Nerd
This is a special week for the boys as they feature THEIR FIRST EVER GUEST!!! OMGGG!! It is the wonderful and very ripped Grant Leiphart aka Grunt. He brings his A-game and sliminess to pod as he gives insight on tinder, what the most appealing muscle is and stuff that really gets him PISSED at…
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A podcast for people who love basketball and want to listen to boys rant about the 76ers, Warriors, and other random shit.
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Patrick Leiphart
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