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Arby's: Boys Go to Jupiter and Girls Go to College

Swedish Fish: There Aren't Any Dinosaurs in the Rainforest

Nutella: I'm Not a Big Dipper

Olive Garden: My Wife

Hot Pockets: That's the Oatmeal Machine

Tabasco: Boisterous and Aggressive

Folgers: Buckle Hat Removal

Philadelphia Cream Cheese: The Pizza Book Read a Hut

Fanta: The Soulful Connection I Have to the Aflac Duck

Fritos: Al Gore's Rhythm

Cheerios: What Do the Turntables Have?

Fig Newtons: Underneath a Load-Bearing Tree

Miracle Whip: You're Livin' La Vida Loca or Loca La Vida Livin'

Cheez-It: I Have a Very, Very, Extremely Cool Dentist

2024 Spring Break: Say Dua Lipa

Dr Pepper: I Guess I Don't Know Who Halle Berry Is

Cosmic Brownies: You're Thinking of Doo-wop

Hidden Valley: I'd Like to Live Forever

Taco Bell: See You in the Funny Paper

Daiya: I Had a Big Band for Lunch

Hamburger Helper: Does He Have a Mustache?

Pop Rocks: I Don't Want Timmy to Explode

Oreos: I Just Drove My Model T Through a Wall

Velveeta: Nothing Is Cheese but Everything Is Butter

Skittles: Get That Sword!

Chef Boyardee: I Want to Know the Duck

Chips Ahoy!: And We're Bat

2023 Winter Break: Bring a Silly Little Dip

Starbucks: I'm a Girlie Not a Foodie

Dippin' Dots: I Contain Three Cupcakes

Sweet Baby Ray's: Ketchup and Mustard Get Too Much Airtime

Vlasic: I'm Gorgeous and I Eat a Lot of Pickles

2023 Thanksgiving Special: In the Spirit of Sharing, Caring, and Care Bearing

Pringles: Me When I Realize I’m Turning into a Frisbee

Chili's: You're Telling Me a Chili Con Quesoed This Dip?

Jell-O: That Gatsby Wasn't So Great No More

2023 Halloween Special: Don't Bring an Almond Joy to a Snickers Fight

Mountain Dew: The Sun Could Boil Water

Smuckers: Crustify Me, Captain!

Froot Loops: Going Back to the Bird

Doritos: Which Came First, the Chicken or the Dorito?