No Dick Pics with Max and Christina
by Maximilian Grabbe and Christina Brink
Meet Max and Christina, two 40 something divorced single parents. Join them in a weekly podcast sharing crazy dating stories, dating and relationship advice, and many hilarious tangents as the pair navigate a second chance at love.
Episodes
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Ep 68: Preserving the Sexy
If you think getting ready for a date is just throwing on what’s clean, think again. Christina and Maxx dive deep into the surprisingly complex ritual of female prep, from hair masks to waxing and everything in between. Men, prepare to be enlightened (and maybe a little impressed) by just how…
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Ep 67: Beef
Christina's got beef. As in a new beefy dog named Roman...but also beef with Stephen A Smith and his take on the Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson breakup. Listen to Max and Christina debate over the controversy, answer some viewer questions, and discuss relationships in pop culture including...
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Ep 66: The First Heartbreak After Divorce
Max and Christina return with some life updates, including some very sad news about their beloved dog, Oreo. The couple then dives into topics including the scandal between sports reporter, Dianna Russini, and New England Patriots head coach, Mike Vrabel. They also discuss a post from the…
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Ep 65: Love in the Time of Age Gaps with Jamie Black
Episode 65 welcomes Jamie Black — actor, writer, comedian, and podcaster — as he joins Christina and Maxx to discuss everything from terrible dates, the quirks of dating in different cities, to the role of age gaps in relationships. Their humor and honesty offer valuable insights into modern...
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Ep 64: Who's in Your DM's? with special guest Bridget
Fan favorite Bridget returns to the No Dick Pics podcast with Max and Christina. The trio discuss sexual health, the impact of social media on mental health, and the complexities of online dating, particularly for Gen Z. They discuss the importance of creating a safe space for sexual health...
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Ep 63: Quick Shooters with Joe Kilgallon
Max & Christina welcome stand-up comedian, podcast host, actor and little league hero, Joe Kilgallon to the No Dick Pics podcast. Joe discusses how he got started in comedy, his idea for a dating app, a hilarious encounter he had with a fan and much much more. Later Max provides his Super Bowl...
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Ep 62: Ask Max & Christina
Max & Christina answer listener question about dating, crushes and their own relationship.
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Ep 61: The Art of Dating with Dating Coach Angela DeMarco Snow
In this episode of the No Dick Picks podcast, hosts Max and Christina welcome Angela DeMarco Snow, a life and relationship coach, to discuss the intricacies of dating and matchmaking. Angela shares her personal journey from a controlling marriage to becoming a certified coach, emphasizing the...
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Ep 60: Don't Ignore the Ick (Season 3 Premiere)
Join Christina and Max on the "No Dick Pics" podcast as they dive into the hilarious and unpredictable world of dating and relationships. In this episode, they share personal stories, offer dating advice, and discuss the ups and downs of modern romance. From awkward encounters to laugh-out-loud...
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Ep 59: The Great Relationship Recession (Season 2 Finale)
Join Christina and Maxx in the season finale of the "No Dick Picks" podcast as they reflect on their journey through 59 episodes, sharing their favorite moments and hilarious anecdotes. From discussing the quirks of modern dating to planning for the upcoming season, this episode is packed with...
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Ep 58: Is Cheating a Dealbreaker?
In Episode 58 of the "No Dick Picks Podcast," Maxx and Christina tackle the age-old question: Is cheating a dealbreaker? Through candid conversations and personal anecdotes, they explore the complexities of trust, forgiveness, and the impact of past actions on future relationships. Tune in for an...
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Ep 57: Call Your Therapist Not Your Hairstylist (with special guest host Bridget)
Join Christina and special guest host Bridget for a girly episode of the No Dick Picks podcast, where they dive into the intricacies of friendship, relationships, and the humorous side of life. From discussing the effort behind getting ready for a date to the importance of female friendships…
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Ep 56: Couples Therapy with Bijana
In this insightful episode of the No Dick Picks podcast, Christina and Maxx are joined by Bijana, a seasoned couples and marriage counselor. Together, they delve into the nuances of couples therapy, exploring common misconceptions and the proactive benefits of seeking counseling before issues...
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Ep 55: The Great Situationship Debate
In this lively episode, Maxx and Christina dive into a variety of topics, from the intricacies of dating and relationships to the nuances of sports betting. They tackle listener questions about dating dilemmas, offering candid advice and sharing personal anecdotes. The duo also discusses the...
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Ep 54: Reach Around
Max and Christina return to basics discussing dating stories and life
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Ep 53: Family Reunion with Anthony Hargrove
Max and Christina welcome former NFL player and Super Bowl champion Tony Hargrove. Tony shares captivating stories from his football career, including his experiences winning the Super Bowl and his perspective on the Bounty Gate scandal. The conversation delves into the highs and lows of...
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Ep 52: The Interview
In this conversation, hosts Max & Christina welcome guest Michael and explore various aspects of modern dating, including expectations, first date experiences, and the dynamics of dating apps. They share personal stories and insights on how to navigate relationships, emphasizing the importance of...
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Ep 51: Yapping with Kaelin
Max and Christina welcome guest Kaelin, a radio and TV personality, to discuss a variety of topics including podcasting, dating experiences, and entertainment reporting. They discuss humorous anecdotes about dating disasters to insights on gambling and the evolving landscape of entertainment....
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Ep 50: Do I Look Like I Fish? with Coach Rich Massa
In this episode of the No Dick Picks podcast, hosts Christina and Max, celebrate their 50th episode with special guest Coach Rich Massa. They discuss the challenges of dating in today's world, particularly from a male perspective. Coach Rich shares his experiences with online dating, including...
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Ep 49: Cannonball!
Join Maxx and Christina as they dive into a whirlwind of topics, from the hilarity of pool party antics and Hawaiian shirts to the nuances of "bare minimum" versus "princess treatment" in relationships. They also touch on Taylor Swift's latest buzz and share personal stories that keep the laughs...
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Ep 48: Flying Dildos
Max & Christina are back with an all new episode. Christina makes a public apology to the entire face tattoo community. The couple discuss Hulu's upcoming reality show "Are You My First" and the societal impacts of being a virgin as an adult. They discuss Razo's tiktok concerning the unrealistic...
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Ep 47: Birthday Blackout
Join Maxx and Christina in this episode of the No Dick Picks Podcast as they navigate the ups and downs of relationship dynamics with their signature humor. From playful banter and light-hearted arguments to deep reflections on love and connection, they offer a candid glimpse into their...
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Ep 46: Lets Talk About Sex
In this episode, we delve into the intricate dynamics of sexual intimacy and expectations within relationships. Max & Christina engage in a candid conversation with licensed marriage and family therapist, Bridget, exploring how communication and understanding can enhance intimacy. Discover…
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Ep 45: Duck Butter
Max and Christina provide an update on their relationship and where they currently stand. Max teaches us all about the term “duck butter” and you will be forever changed. The couple play Would You Rather and discuss sex in cars, erasing your browser history, if you’d rather send nude to your boss...
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Ep 44: The Big D “Divorce and Beyond with special guest Attorney Melissa Kuffel”
Family Law Attorney and founder of Kuffel Law, Melissa “Missy” Kuffel, joins Max & Christina to discuss divorce and relationships. Missy shares some common misconceptions of divorce, her own personal experience, the importance of pre-nups and post-nups, and how her job has personally impacted her...
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Ep 43: Dear Max & Christina “Am I Being Ghosted?”
Max and Christina answer listener questions about family, being exclusive too soon, having someone invade your privacy, and being ghosted. Watch us on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nodickpicspodcast?si=SjEM_FH4KMQSbVup Instagram:...
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Ep 42: Dating a Con Man
Max & Christina welcome listener, Jennifer, to the show as she shares her fascinating stories about getting caught red handed researching a guy and the time she dated a con man. Listen to this and much more on this week's episode of No Dick Pics! Be sure to click the follow or subscribe button to...
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Ep 41: No Dick Pics Fred
Fred from KissFM's The Fred Show joins Max and Christina to discuss what life is like as a single man who also happens to be the host of one of Chicago's most popular radio shows. Fred shares an insider look into his "Waiting by the Phone" (often discussed on this podcast) and how his job impacts...
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Ep 40: Raw Dog
Max and Christina attempt to do a no edit podcast and immediately fail. So enjoy this heavily edited episode where they discuss sharing locations, PDA, share a listener story that involves acid, death and 3 years of searching (or stalking depends on how you look at it), and switch up the game...
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Ep 39: Is Age Just a Number?
Max is Maxing this episode so listeners beware of tangents, random thoughts, and non stop laughs. The newest addition to the household, Christina’s dog Maggie, makes multiple appearances throughout the episode. Max and Christina open the episode with a discussion about former Patriot’s coach Bill...
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Ep 38: Date Therapy “Guys Say I’m Too Much”
Date Therapy is back! Max & Christina welcome friend and licensed therapist, Bijana, back to the podcast to answer listener questions. After dating a great guy for the past 3 years a listener is conflicted about the status of her relationship when she reveals she isn't attracted to her partner. A...
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Ep 37: Arizona Adventures
Max & Christina finally sit down to chat about their first vacation together! But first Max discusses the scandal surrounding the Detroit Tiger’s assistant GM allegedly sending “lewd photos” aka dick pics. Christina shares a story about a new dating app that relies on personality and common...
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Ep 36: Love Connections
Max & Christina are back after a short spring break with a very exciting episode. Their very own version of the 80's hit game show "Love Connection" with "Love Connections by Christina". Christina played matchmaker as she paired listener turned friend, Chrissy, with friend of show, Jared. Listen…
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Ep 35: Meeting the Kids
In this quick episode, Max and Christina chat about introducing their kids to each other for the first time and how it went. They discuss healthy boundaries in their new roles in the kid's lives. We will be back next week to celebrate our 1 year anniversary of the No Dick Pics Podcast!!! Watch us...
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Ep 34: Three's Company (with special guest Chrissy)
In one of our funniest episodes yet we welcome listener and new friend Chrissy to the show. Chrissy talks with Max and Christina about dating as a single parent, how they feel about gym pics and shirtless pics, if asking for a first kiss is a turn off, who pays on a first date, and much more....
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Ep 33: Tips for Dating after Divorce
Dating for the first time after divorce can be scary, especially if you’re joining the world of dating apps for the first time. Max and Christina share all of the things they wish they had known when they started their dating journeys. When are you ready? The importance of therapy How to meet...
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Ep 32: Dating as a Single Parent with special guest Scott from Hope I Don’t F*ck This Up
In this episode of No Dick Pics, Max and Christina welcome Scott, host of the “Hope I Don’t F*ck This Up” podcast. The trio explores the complexities of dating and relationships after divorce, the challenges of single parenting, and the importance of community support. The conversation also…
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Ep 31: Dinner with Max, Christina and his ex-wife
Max and Christina almost have their first fight, find out what it was about and how they resolved things. A listener shares a story about a 15 minute date. Max and Christina went to dinner with his ex. Find out what happened! We play a dinner table conversation games as AI names this segment…
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Ep 30: I Hate Valentine’s Day
Max hates Valentine’s Day and explains why. The pair discuss tips on meeting people in the wild and the worst places for a first date. Jennifer provides an audio update on her date with Aldon and answers our many questions. Max and Christina take a deep dive into Max’s past relationships and come...
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Ep 29: Don’t Yuck My Yum
Max learns a new phrase and he hates it. The pair discuss net-casting in dating and what men look for when swiping right. This week’s dating story features a nightmare first date including fake ID’s, shots at Applebees, some breaking and entering and more! Ask Max & Christina is back as the…
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Episode 28: The Truth about Max & Christina (Season 2 Premiere)
Max and Christina are back for season 2! As promised they answer all of the unanswered questions about their relationship status. The pair share a story from a listener about the craziest date she’s ever been on. Max premiers the very first “Max’s Sports Corner” where he makes NFL predictions....
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Episode 27: Zinger! Season 1 Finale
In the season 1 finale Max and Christina catch everyone up on their lives, offer listeners advice, and recap their favorite parts of season 1 of the NDP podcast
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Episode 26: Date Therapy 2.0
Max & Christina welcome licensed therapist Bijana back to the show for another episode of Date Therapy! They catch up with Bijana as she shares a new dating story of her own before diving into questions from listeners.
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Episode 25: Inside Only Fans with Lauralee
Max and Christina are back with an exciting new episode! This week they interviewed Only Fans model Lauralee as they learn about her story and some insider scoop about what it’s like to be an Only Fans model. Lauralee also shares one of the best dating stories we’ve ever heard!
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Episode 24: Did I Scare You Off?
Christina hosts the pod solo this episode as Max recovers from the cold that she gave him. Christina welcomes guest, Samantha, who has some incredible stories to share. From surprise guests on a date to a guy who just doesn’t get it. You don’t want to miss this one!
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Episode 23: BJ Agreement
Max and Christina define and discuss cuffing season, wearing jeans as pj’s, review Christina’s old roster notes, and read some crazy dating stories.
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Episode 22: Truth or Drink
We are back after our end of summer hiatus! Max and Christina share some life updates. Amber joins them to share a story about her hot chiropractor and a crazy true crime date that confirms everything girl’s fear. Amber hosts No Dick Pic’s first Truth or Drink game where she asks Max & Christina...
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Episode 21: Post Nut Clarity
Max & Christina discuss the way men view and react to sex, how Christina is the funny one, and answer listener questions about dating on apps for the first time.
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Episode 20: The Last True Gentleman
It’s the Max & Christina tangent special! Max goes on random rants, Christina tells a story about meeting “The Last True Gentleman”, the pair discusses new dating terms like “submarining” and Max’s favorite “freckling”, Christina also reads hilarious texts from when they first met.
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Episode 19: Inappropriate Wednesdays
Max and Christina discuss the Olympics and pose a question asking if you’d rather be the French Pole Vaulter or have an actual Olympic medal. This week’s guest is Christina’s friend, Jared, and he shares insight on divorce and relationships as well as sharing a few dating stories. The hosts close...
About this show
Meet Max and Christina, two 40 something divorced single parents. Join them in a weekly podcast sharing crazy dating stories, dating and relationship advice, and many hilarious tangents as the pair navigate a second chance at love.
Hosted by
Maximilian Grabbe and Christina Brink
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