No Disrespect

We're talking fireworks, if that old idiot Mitch McConnell is still breathing, the new Jackass movies, we take a listener call, and I don't know, something else probably happens. Wait! We talk about putting pants on a dog.  Call us: 347-696-6679

Dan's alone and housesitting, so it's time to talk snacks, fat boy foods, general stupidity taking place online, and who knows, some other stuff, probably. In summation: Your classic No Disrespect episode.  Give us a call: 347-696-6679

We're back to talk Dan's least favorite family: the remaining Osbournes. Also we do our legally required sports talk, drink some Baja Blast, and talk about U.S. Attorney Matt Skiba (not that one).  Give us a call: 347-696-6679

Talking about the banana man controvery we willed into being, the uncircumcised wall of death, what kind of movie theater seats are best, and hiring a baby to play people in their biopics.  Got a stray thought? Call us: 347-696-6679

After a couple weeks away, we've returned to give you a rundown on everything that's happened since. Dan got married, but did he also get gay married? Tune in to find out! Give us a call: 347-696-6679

An important, boots-on-the-ground update on Converge, live show technical difficulties, movie talk, some calls, and RFK's preferred thickness of cum are all discussed.  Give us a call: 347-696-6679

We're talking pit etiquette, punk rock uniforms, biopics, teens interest in Elton John, and we take a call about Scientology.  Give us a ring: 347-696-6679

Talking about The Devil Wears Prade the movie and the band, Michael the movie and the guy, Sc*entology the place the speed run, so on and so forth.  Give us a call: 347-696-6679

We talk about Geese again, Coachella, Julian Casablancas, the narrow window in which Vince Vaughn was hot, Letterboxd ratings, and who knows what else.  Give us a call: 347-696-6679

Dan flies to St. Louis and goes to Emo Con. Geese is a psyop? Do we know what anything means anymore? Do cancelled comedians only fly on Southwest Airlines? All these questions and more are not answered but discussed! Call us: 347-696-6679

Some bad news, some good news. Exploring new music from Dillinger Four, angelfire dot com, dad books, regular-looking actors, My Cousin Vinny, conspiracy theories, and more.  Give us a call: 347-696-6679

Are you as sick of brackets as we are? Tune in to find out! Going in on Neurosis, Taco Bell's Feed the Beat articles on Uproxx, the movie Bride, Dan getting addicted to Fortnite years after everyone else, and so much more.  Call in: 347-696-6679

We get into it about movies, etiquette at live Q&As, scams, that manosphere documentary, and so much more.  Call us with questions and comments: 347-696-6679

We're back in action discussing what the hell that Kacey Musgraves lyric is all about, phallic fruits, strokes not existing before the v*accine, if Simpsons season 11 is any good, and lord knows what else.  Bang the line: 347-696-6679

Dan tells us about a rare Conan O'Brien sighting, the end (hopefully please god) of When We Were Young Fest, bands that look like the movie Road Trip, and bands you hated gaining your respect.  Call in: 347-696-6679

Dan becomes obsessed with reading about Clavicular, we discuss what Woke 2 looks like, and also the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?  Call in: 347-696-6679

We're back talking Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie, getting your car broken into, a little more on Converge, and how comedians self-memeing.  Give us a call: 347-696-6679

Is Converge "unc hardcore?" Is that even a real thing? We get into that, Trader Joe's, whether or not Cometbus should have started a website, answer your Punk Problems, and more. Call in and let us know what you think: 347-696-6679

Turnstile at the Grammys. Yungblood (or however you spell it). Our first call-in correction. All this and more! Call in for corrections or to tell us your Punk Problems at: 347-696-6679

Are we allowed to podcast during a strike? We didn't know! So we're dropping it early so you can listen to us ramble on your way to and from something other than work.

Dan picks a fight with the Girl Scouts of America, then we wade into music territory to talk about two incredibly similar things: Pitchfork and NOFX. 

Well folks, Dan called it. Dilbert guy is dead. Who's next? Tune in to find out! We also soft launch a call-in segment, so hit us with your Punk Problems and we'll be here to answer. 

Some movie talk, some music talk, some trying and failing to remember what happened these past two weeks.

Dan rushes to grab Danzig's fridge from the street, we take a trip to the autism section at Spencer's Gifts, and read selections from the greatest (only?) Wayans' memoir ever written.

Dan discovers the Emo Cop and, unfortunately, tells us all about it. Also: Ranking the Wayans brothers, watching bad movies, and which celebrities we'd chase down the street.

Dan goes to the Jackass art show, right-wing grifters go to Warped Tour, Greg Ginn's Daddy Day Care version of Black Flag is in the New York Times, and we talk about it all

We talk the state of music journalism (bad) the return of Vine (good, possibly?) and having way, way too many garbage cans on your block for some reason (also bad). 

We sort of kind of try to remember Halloween. Then Dan narrowly avoids getting stuck in traffic. We also think about moving into a Florida retirement community to avoid our political enemies. Something like that, yeah. 

After a week off, we're here to talk all the most important things: Halloween candy, apps, and something else, I forgot. 

The fellas talk about goth smoothies, Halloween, working at Toys 'R' Us, and some other random crap.

Chatting about making AI friends like in the movie Her and Taylor's impending wedding on the moon. 

Dan returns from the desert and we talk about about all the latest culture war news and then kind of spoil the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie (so maybe skip that part if you've not seen it).

This weekend, the fellas experienced the best that "punk rock culture" has to offer: the new Superman movie and Riot Fest, and they lived to tell the tale. Does two episodes count as us being officially back?

We dusted off our microphones, changed the name of the pod, and are back to, ostensibly, talk about music once again. 

The boys are back to talk music (briefly) movies (mostly) and Dan's impressions (not nearly enough). 

Dan was in town for his big book event so we recorded in person. I don't remember what we talked about at all. Funny how that goes.

For this very special Halloween episode of No Plus Ones we talk about the most horrifying things we can imagine: a new album rollout, a festival canceled because of wind, and a very bad Danzig movie.

Did you know Machine Guny Kelly made a movie? No, not that documentary, an actual movie. He wrote and directed it! We watched it! We lose our minds!

The old lady on the telly died, the guy from the band sexted, and Danzing said some dumb things. That's an episode of No Plus Ones for ya!

We took last week off because we had nothing to talk about and oh boy that was a great decision. This week we've got powerful emo music, the AI rapper that got canceled, some person who is writing a record about staying up late, and Dan introduces a New Guy.

The boys are back to talk about screamo guys of all ages doing dumb stuff and saying dumb stuff, we cut some weird promos, and we fully dissociate by the end of the episode. Quality content!

We are back once again to plumb the depths of our stupidity for your enjoyment! We brainstorm some ideas for emo week, Dan takes a covid test, maybe something else happens? I don't know, you listen to it and then tell us what we talked about.

After a big ol' break, we're back to talk about movies, dumb things in music, and stick around for an EXCLUSIVE interview with a very special guest who loves new york hardcore and hates vaccines!

We're back to talk about that mess Big Thief stepped in, bad Father's Day cards, and the hole in the wall that will s*** your d***. No, not that one. The other one. 

We're back to talk about Elon, t-shirts, p*ss, and our spec script for Encino Man 2. 

We're back and not really sure what we're doing here. Some talk about movies and music and, most importantly, BEEF!!!

The big festival in the desert happened this weekend and we…weren't there. So we talk about it and sodas and movies and if Garfield is Italian. Podcast!

After music's biggest night we're here to recap the show we didn't watch. Dan also busts out all his famous impressions which are worth the price of admission here (free)

There's a thing we forgot to talk about last time that Dan has been holding onto for two week and, boy, does it ever show! Some stories about Seth Rogen, goths at a diner, the cup, and so much more.

We went to some shows and oh my god people who go to shows are freaks. Including us. Also, Dan got The Cup™