No, I Get It

5k run results, pirate behavior, and bird watching.

Black and white all-stars, friendship kiss, and toilet paper technique.

Costco virgin, an epic weekend, and Erik circumcised his thumb.

Dad dates, being arrested by Homeland Security, and a bowling trophy custody battle.

Trader Joe's, the Hackman tragedy, and a double quinceanera.

Magnet fishing, Punchable celebrities, and SNL trivia.

Back on the booze, love language, and space cowboys

Sexy cereal mascots, Too much of a good thing, and Fart Tours.

Crime scene cleaning, Macaulay Culkins pizza, and music trivia.

Costco chicken bakes, Fentenyl cupcakes, and life in the Navy.

New studio, Tony quits smoking and other New Years resolutions.

poop pants, butt play, and holiday cheer.

No guest this week. Just us three idiots.

How to make a quick $100, Regrettable black face, and Johnson for president

German toilets, Japanese disasters, and name that TV show.

Regrettable drunk moments, two truths and a lie, and stolen Mexican street corn.

Turkish massages, German pedophiles, and the dark web

Erik quits drinking, 9/11 conspiracies, and dry salads.

Shrimp Piñata, Pink Moscato, and Banned 9/11 Songs

Scott has a birthday, public displays of self affection, and a game of movie trivia.

Memoirs of a Gaijin, Blackout Stories, and Selfish Date Nights.

Flasher Etiquette, Silence of the lambs, and Foot in mouth moments.

A double booking blunder, break ups, and bad jobs

Our one year anniversary episode, shower routines, and cannibalism.

Being better lovers, Scott hates a jamboree, and The Newlywed Game

An interview with a psychic medium, terrible 90s fashion choices, and Texas BBQ

Sake drunk in Vegas, eating brownies on Sports Center, The Spice Girls

Terrible tattoos, Scott is an alcohol enforcer, and Tony is a bad friend.

Eriks' Birthday, Pranks, and Cereal

Tony shits behind a dumpster, Erik relives his worst moments, and a game of marry, fuck, kill.

The title of our biographies, a broad discussion, pizza talk with Scott.

Scott is back on the booze, our scariest moments, and Erik considers a name change.

Cell phone etiquette, How we think we'll die, and Buc-ee's truck stops.

Scott is on the wagon, terrible nicknames, and Erik can't change a password.

Eiffel Tower, Scott Must Watch Fargo, and Erik Picks a Fight at The Grocery Store

Fight Training, What Makes Erik Mad, Scott Has To Watch Jurassic Park.

The Worst Christmas Gift, Urban Amenities, and A Weird Night In Vegas

Package Thieves, The Holidays, and The Best American Rock Bands

Mishaps Abroad, Best TV Dads, and Erik Is Wasted By The End

Tony Barnette Returns, Wine Drunk, and Thanksgiving Leftovers.

Ass-Play, Yelling At Kids, and Cocktails

Getting To Know Your Hosts, The Usual Rigamarole, and Sports Nicknames

Scott Has Gout, Favorite Places to Drink, and Wiping Too Hard

In honor of National Mushroom Day, the boys partake in the wonderments of the holiday.

Slang, Baseball Brawls, and The Dessert Debate.

Stupid purchases, comedians, and psychic mediums.

Blue Angels, sitcoms, and sandwiches

Three friends talk way too much about penis size, who would file bankruptcy on life, and carpet in kitchens.

Three friends discuss inconsequential topics for an hour or two.

Three friends discuss inconsequential topics for an hour or two