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No One Cares About
by No One Cares About
A Fantasy Football Podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as we talk about things no one cares about.
Episodes
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Your Big Fat Greek Backup
The NFL season is turning into a wrecking ball of injuries, backup quarterbacks, and fantasy chaos, and this week’s preview pod catches it all before kickoff. From the first Greek starting QB in the league to the Eagles, Chargers, and Ravens all getting dragged by the injury report, this episode…
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Your Nine Lives
The conversation revolves around the experiences and strategies in a fantasy football league, particularly focusing on the challenges faced by the participants in the fumble games, a guillotine league format. The hosts discuss player performances, critical decisions made during the week, and the...
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Your Hamstring Injury
The Raiders are undefeated, the Chargers look broken, and week three fantasy managers are already making panic moves. If you need a sharp read on what is real, what is smoke, and which players are quietly swinging your season, this episode is for you.Ruben kicks things off with a full-on Bond Boy...
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Your New Stadium
Co-Host Crispy has been left unsupervised. With Commish Jhonny on Dad Duty and newly inducted Co-Host Omar missing in action, Crispy takes over the pod solo to recap Week 1 and look ahead to Week 2. There’s a brand new stadium, an important scientific update, some reluctant fantasy football...
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Your Football Hibernation
Football is back, baby! The NOCA Crew has finally emerged from hibernation for Season 5 — and Commish Jhonny is officially a dad! The crew catches up on everything that happened while Co-Host Crispy was living under a rock, including roster moves, rookie hype, preseason surprises, injuries, and...
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Your Unwanted Players
The offseason has officially begun, and that means one thing: players getting paid, teams making questionable decisions, and fantasy managers trying to figure out what it all means. In Your Unwanted Players, the crew breaks down the chaos of NFL free agency, diving into the biggest roster moves,...
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Your Super Snooze
The confetti has fallen… and apparently so did the energy. In Your Super Snooze, the crew recaps a Super Bowl that didn’t exactly live up to the hype—breaking down what went right, what went wrong, and why some games feel bigger on paper than they do in reality. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy...
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Your Cursed Bowl
No One Cares About 420: Your Cursed Bowl It’s Super Bowl week, which means logic is out the window and superstition is running the show. In this milestone episode, the crew dives headfirst into everything that makes the Super Bowl the most chaotic, overanalyzed, and culturally unhinged sporting...
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Your Division Title
Conference titles are on the line, nerves are frayed, and everyone has an opinion. In this episode, the crew breaks down a wild slate of NFL playoff action while juggling game predictions, betting angles, coaching news, and the emotional whiplash that only January football can deliver. From early...
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Your Grate Weekend
It’s playoff football, coaching chaos, and just enough confidence to get everyone in trouble. In this episode, the crew breaks down a grate Wild Card Weekend, starting with Ruben’s recap of last week’s bets and the narrow Rams escape against the Panthers, plus another strong showing from the...
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Your Coaching Vacancy
The fantasy season may be over, but the chaos is just getting started. In this episode, Jhonny and Omar recap the highs, lows, and heartbreak of championship week—congratulating the Mad Russian on a fantasy title, reliving brutal lineup decisions, and reflecting on how drafting strategy and team...
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Your Playoff Start
The fantasy playoffs are finally here, and the margin for error is officially zero. In this episode, Jhonny and Omar kick things off riding high after what might’ve been their best week yet—four out of five on picks—and dive straight into the chaos that comes with playoff time. From the Raiders...
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Your Seventh Place Team
Just when you thought you were safe… welcome to fantasy football purgatory. This week, Jhonny and Omar break down the heartbreak of Your Seventh Place Team—the brutal line between playoff dreams and moral victories. The guys unpack Fat Phil’s rough week, the teacher league tiebreaker controversy...
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Your Turkey Day Upsets
This week, Jhonny and the crew dig into a full plate of NFL chaos and Thanksgiving hot takes. From surprising upsets that shook the league to arguments over which Thanksgiving dish deserves to be banished from the table (sorry, green bean casserole), the episode blends football analysis with...
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Your Pickem Pool
This week, Commish Jhonny is back with Omar and ready to dive into a packed Week 13 slate. They kick things off with survivor pick chaos, debating instincts versus logic as they recap last week’s hits and misses. With Thanksgiving football on the horizon, the guys break down the holiday matchups,...
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Your Banged Up Team
This week, the crew break down a brutally injury-filled stretch of the NFL season—and what it means for your fantasy team that’s probably limping to the finish line. Jhonny, Omar, and Ruben dive into Week 12 with a full slate of matchups (no bye weeks, finally) and plenty of chaos to sort…
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Your Inconsistent Season
This week, the crew dive headfirst into the chaos that is the 2025 NFL season—where nothing is predictable, everything is questionable, and your fantasy roster is probably hanging on by a thread. Commish Jhonny Co-Host Crispy and Omar break down the inconsistencies shaping Week 10 and Week 11…
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Your Winning Weekend
This week, the guys are riding high after what can only be described as a winning weekend—on the field, in fantasy, and maybe even in life. Jhonny and Omar kick things off with stories from Houston’s ice houses and a quick recap of the week’s wildest NFL moments before diving into all things...
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Your Questionable Officiating
In this week’s episode, the guys dive headfirst into the chaos of Week 8, where blown calls and baffling flags took center stage. Jhonny and Omar break down the most questionable officiating moments from around the league while recapping their weekly NFL picks, fantasy performances, and betting...
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Your 2026 Byemagedon
It’s that time of year — when half your fantasy lineup is on a bye and your waiver wire looks like a yard sale. Jhonny and Omar dive headfirst into Byemageddon 2026, breaking down the chaos of Week 7, the heartbreak of bad beats, and the art of surviving when your best players are all on…
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Your Fall From Grace
Week 6 reminded us that football is both beautiful and absolutely stupid. Jhonny and Crispy open with the best win of the week — Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo becoming everyone’s new favorite duo after knocking off the Eagles — before diving into an endless list of “worst losses” that could fill…
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Your Undefeated Team
Week 5 was pure chaos — wild finishes, bad coaching, and one tripping touchdown that’s already living rent-free in our heads. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy kick things off by debating the week’s biggest stories: the Jaguars stunning the Chiefs with a 99-yard pick-six and a Trevor Lawrence...
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Your Chopped Chances
Week 4 claimed another victim — Commish Jhonny’s run in the survivor league is officially chopped. The NOCA Crew kicks things off with that heartbreak before breaking down the week’s biggest win, the most frustrating “non-loss,” and the fantasy standouts that actually delivered. Plus, Ruben rings...
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Your Blocked Dreams
Week 3 delivered chaos, overreactions, and a few broken hearts — and we’re here to sort through it all. Commish Jhonny is back with Co-Host Crispy and they kick things off with their first impressions: was the Lions’ takedown of the Ravens the best win of the week, or was the Packers’ collapse...
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Your Early Onset Panic
Week 2 is in the books, and panic is already spreading fast. The Bucs pulled off a last-second win, the Bears got embarrassed by the Lions, and a whole crew of 0–2 teams are starting to sweat (yes, even the Chiefs). Listen in as the NOCA Crew break down the highs and lows, call out the week’s…
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Your Unexpected Win
The NOCA Crew is back for another episode to break down the highs and lows of Week 1 in the 2025 season. Which teams came out firing, and who looked like they left their playbook in the offseason? Tune in for sharp recaps, bold bets, and your hosts’ must-hear picks for Week 2.
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Your Lightning Start
The 25-26 NFL Season is finally here! And it's already off to a thunderous... delay? Commish Jhonny and a (slightly under the weather) Co-host Crispy talk about the season opener and preview the week's matchups. They get a call from Rube who has the bets of the week and he even graces us with a…
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Your Summer Hiatus
In "No One Cares About: Your Summer Hiatus" Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back! In their final offseason epsiode they recap their Scott Fish Bowl draft experience as well as their Final Dynasty draft. They both still have a few drafts to go including the Fumble Games that is coming up…
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Super Hangover
It's done. The football season has come to an end, and most of us are left with hangovers. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back to recap the big game, go over some hot off the press of season news and touch on the halftime show. This isn't the end of the NOCA Season though. The pod will be...
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Your Super Bets
In this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Super Bets, it's that time of year again! Rube joins Commish Jhonny to go over all the different bets for the big game this weekend as well as two different locks, based on who you think is winning. From the power going out (again), to halftime…
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Your Almost Championship
The latest episode of “No One Cares About” Your Almost Championship, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy recap the NFL's Conference Championships, and get every one ready for the Pro Bowl Games! Are you excited for them? Or is it just the Commish? Ruben calls in with a few bets for the Pro Bowl…
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Your Snow Day
In this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Snow Day, the NFL playoffs are here, with the Commanders facing the Eagles and the Bills taking on the Chiefs. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy talk about the impact of the weather made during the divisional round and whether (see what I did...
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Your Playoff Comeback
They're back! In this week's podcast “No One Cares About” Your Playoff Comeback, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy returns after a hiatus, discussing recent NFL news, injuries, and the playoff picture. Ruben is back with his bets of the week. They preview the Divisional Round playoff games…
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Your QB 3
In this week’s episode of "No One Cares About: Your QB 3" Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy cover quarterback injuries, including Kirk Cousins’ benching and Patrick Mahomes’ ankle sprain. The playoff picture is also discussed, with several teams vying for the remaining spots in both the AFC and...
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Your Playoff Miss
On this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Playoff Miss, Commish Jhonny is joined by fellow commish, Rube! They recap week 14's top 10 performances while getting you ready for the first round of the playoffs. Co-Host Crispy calls in while on vacation. We have a weird Freaky Friday thing...
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Your Season Enders
In this week's No One Cares About: Your Season Enders, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy go over Week 14 in the NFL as it sees several key players sidelined with injuries, including Trevor Lawrence, CMC, and Austin Ekeler, impacting fantasy football lineups. The episode also highlights the final...
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Your Turkey Leg Bowl
This week’s episode of No One Cares About: Your Turkey Leg Bowl, Commisioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy cover injuries, bye weeks, and top 10 performances from Week 12. They are joined by Rube who is back from Vegas and doesn't sound like he hit it big, but he's ready for a come back. The hosts…
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Your Bye Bench
In this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Bye Bench, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy talk about all the fantasy implications of Bye-magedon, recap the week 11 top 10's and get a call from a few special guests including a $15 bet that could earn you over half a million dollars!…
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Your Upset Game
On this week’s NOCA: Your Upset Game covers quarterback injuries, including Dak Prescott’s season-ending hamstring tear and Trevor Lawrence’s shoulder sprain. The podcast also discusses the impact of injuries on running backs, wide receivers, and tight ends, including Tee Higgins’ quad injury and...
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Your New Teammates
"No One Cares About: Your New Teammates" is packed with the latest updates and insights in the world of fantasy football. Your hosts, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy, dive into the whirlwind of news covering key trades like DeAndre Hopkins to the Kansas City Chiefs and Amari Cooper's shift...
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Your QB Drama
In the latest episode of No One Cares About: Your QB Drama, Commish Jhonny, and Co-Host Crispy the hosts discuss Anthony Richardson’s benching, the upcoming trade deadline, and injuries affecting several key players. They also provide a recap of Week 8’s top 10s and preview Week 9’s games. They…
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Your Trading Block
In the latest episode of No One Cares About: Your Trading Block, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy discuss the DeAndre Hopkins trade to Kansas City, and Cooper Kupp’s status that remains uncertain. Injury updates are provided for several players, including Tua Tagovailoa, Jayden Daniels, and...
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Your Broken Team
In episode 307 of No One Cares About, “Your Broken Team,” Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy dive into the latest NFL chaos, with Crispy’s spirit at an all-time low thanks to fantasy football woes and an underwhelming NFL season by her Cowboys. They cover the Cowboys’ disappointing…
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Your Job Security
This week’s episode of “No One Cares About: Your Job Security" Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host cover the latest NFL news, including injuries and coaching changes. It also highlights the top 10 fantasy football performances from week 5 and provides a recap of the week 6 pick’ems. Ruben calls in…
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Your Diva Receivers
In episode 305 of No One Cares About, titled “Your Diva Receivers,” Jhonny and Crispy discuss the latest drama surrounding Davante Adams’ trade request and where he might land. They provide updates on key injuries, including Anthony Richardson, Russell Wilson, and Raheem Mostert, and discuss the...
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Your Not So Tight End
In episode 304 of No One Cares About: Your Not So Tight End, Jhonny and Crispy dive into the challenges of tight ends, highlighting Travis Kelce and Mark Andrews' ongoing issues. They break down Week 3’s top performers, key injuries, and offer insights on the impact of notable players like...
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Your Injury Panic
It's Week 3 of the 2024 season! Co-Host Crispy leads the panic parade through the never ending list of injuries from Week 2. But not all hope is lost as this week's episode also highlights rising hopefuls across offenses in the Top 10s. Make sure to tune in through the end for Week 3 matchups and...
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Your Bad Start
Rough week 1 start? The NOCA crew are here to sympathize with the kick-off of the fantasy football season but have their sights set on week 2. In episode 302 of *No One Cares About*, “Your Bad Start,” Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy discuss the fallout from Week 1, including key injuries to...
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Your Week 1 Hype
In the Season 3 premiere of *No One Cares About*, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy dive into the 2024 NFL season with “Your Week 1 Hype!” They discuss major player injuries, including the 49ers Ricky Pearsall and the Chargers Justin Herbert, while breaking down the new dynamic kickoff rule...
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Your TE & WR Ranks
Join the NOCA Crew as they do their final ranks episode and their final off-season podcast. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy go over some recent fantasy news after Bloody Tuesday aka the 53-man roster cuts. They also go over their top 12 TEs and top 24 WRs and as you can imagine, they are a…
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