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No Plans to Merge

by Daniel Coulbourne & Caleb Porzio

Real life code talk between two working developers.

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Episodes

  1. PHPStorm Give Me Occult Vibes

    Wire:Live is next week baby! Listen to this on the plane or whatever. https://wire-live.com

  2. Charles E. Cheese

    We are doing a LIVE, IN-PERSON Livewire community event in Buffalo. Fill out the Interest Form

  3. Livewire 4 Mind Palace [FIXED]

    The boys envision a world where Livewire components render as PDFs

  4. Chop Wood Carry Water

    https://venmo.com/bewellAVL

  5. No Revenue. No Agency.

    Kids have it the worst, dude.

  6. We Can't Talk About Anything

    Things are in full swing. There are many things we cannot say. We are both slammed trying to get everything done for Laracon. Which led to this not being put out very quickly.

  7. Slots. Slots. Slots.

    Why can we not have slots in Livewire components?s

  8. Sweatshop Season

    Laracon India. Lets get gross. Sweatshops. Cohort 2

  9. (AI) You're Telling me a Shrimp Fried This Rice?

    This episode was written and recorded by AI

  10. Soup Season

    We've become addicted to cheap money. Our cheap conveniences are like shifting sands. As VC titans play on our insecurities and whims, only soup stands to sustain us in the world to come.

  11. Recorded Before the Planetscale Thing

    Look we all know there are things to talk about but we recorded this last week before any of that stuff happened!

  12. This is an Ad for John's Board Game

    John's Board game has 6 days remaining on Kickstarter! I absolutely insist that you buy it. Colossi on Kickstarter John's Twitter Catacombian Games

  13. WIRECON

    Daniel and Caleb wax nostalgic about the various eras of Laravel, their long and eventfull friendship, Laracon talk nerves, and a tentative plan for WIRECON.

  14. I promise this episode isn't exclusively about skateboarding and bricks

    Whistling A brick is about 48 cents Skateboarding Linear Command Palettes Junior Devs

  15. The Post Laracon Episode

    It's been years since our last Laracon episode. It's good to be back

  16. Caleb Learned React (Finally)

    This episode was recorded 2 weeks ago. For that reason, I don't remember in detail what we talked about.

  17. Rust™ and Audio

    Daniel and Caleb talk about how you could like, process audio with like, Laravel collections. Wild.

  18. Event sourcing should be named something cooler

    In this ep, the fellas compare their respective YouTube algos and Caleb learns why the hell Daniel is so amped about event sourcing. It's a good one.

  19. Alpine is faster than React

    Daniel and Caleb finally got to work together for money. We paired on some really cool deep AlpineJS performance stuff.

  20. Live Soundboard

    We have a live soundboard now.

  21. Thunk.dev

    Daniel started an agency.

  22. PHP attributes are insanely cool

    This week we talk about whether to leave eloquent support in Livewire and have some crazy fun brain blasts about PHP attributes and how we can use and abuse them.

  23. Solid, rusty, futons (Daniel forgot to press publish)

    Daniel forgot to press publish. This episode is a week old.

  24. Writing is so good

    This week is jam-stack-packed full of fun meanderings all culminating in a passionate conversation about the virtues of writing. It's a good one.

  25. We're all out of jobs...

    In this episode, we discuss the potential impact of chatgpt, a powerful language processing AI, on the workforce. We also talk about Mastadon, a decentralized social media platform, and the recent news that the popular code editor VS Code has been experiencing some technical issues. Join us as we...

  26. Doing chores...

    Daniel and Caleb talk productivity, Obsidian, having a third brain, and doing dishes...

  27. Let it Snow

    Daniel & Caleb talk about being snowed in, dreaming of databases, and love hating Twitter and email. It's a night record folks. Grab a turkey leg and enjoy... This episode is brought to you by PlanetScale

  28. AI Generated Haircut

    Daniel regales Caleb with tales of cheating in fishing, chess, and poker. Daniel applied for a job and failed. AI art

  29. Leaves, a reckoning

    This week, the boys cover topics, and the leaves cover lawns. Those topics are: Next JS, the new webpacky thing, paying developers money, and lukewarm coffee. It's all there.

  30. indefenseoftypescript

    Daniel and Caleb debate types, talk about why php is both great and terrible, and brainstorm a few neat-o APIs. It's a good one. THIS EPISODE WAS BOUNCED BY DANIEL's GOLANG AUDIO EDITOR!!!!

  31. Crazy Concurrency Paradigms

    Neck Stuff Alpine Components and Tailwind UI Go Routines and Channels

  32. The Future of Livewire

    We're back in action. We had a whole slew of topics to cover, but we didn't get to them because we were nerding out about Livewire stuff.

  33. How To Get Rid Of Your Gold Fish

    Tune in this week to find out!

  34. We live. We die. We live again

    It has been too long. Caleb's empire is taking new shape. Daniel sold out the mint and is in the beginning stages of HIS empire. Oculus quest AdonisJS BotHead Alpine by Livewire We are gonna need some outhouses.

  35. The 90

    We talk about the Dwight D. Eisenhower Interstate system. Florida is full of people from New Jersey. Input masking and React Plugins are both hard nuts to crack. Caleb is home. It's grind time.

  36. The Final Boss of Developer Aesthetic

    We do a very good 40 minute Youtube recommendations segment. Devaslife: https://www.youtube.com/c/devaslife Princes of the Yen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ac7ap_MAY Principles for Dealing with the Changing World Order: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xguam0TKMw8

  37. Back and Better than Ever

    Daniel is a modern fullstack serverless buzzword bingo javascript developer. Caleb is doing yoga on the lanai. This episode brought to you by Tensorflow.

  38. Aruba Jamaica Oooh I Wanna Take Ya

    It's a quick one because Caleb simply has to go. We talk about an Alpine pattern, seafood, and a brief outro on NFTs

  39. Sharks and snow

    Island Caleb is catching things. Daniel is snowed in.

  40. Aeropress and ADHD

    We talk about coffee mechanisms, some alpine news, and a big segment on ADHD. Also Daniel is very bullish on those Dapper Ducks.

  41. Max is not well-liked at school

    Max is a misunderstood good boy. Where is Daniel's passport? React. Dom. Collections just feel heavy....

  42. Home Automation

    We talk about home automation and Caleb starts to pitch us on his Pot Heads NFT when disaster strikes.

  43. Caleb Keeps Buying Things (House, Fridge, M1)

    We're back. Everyone was awake at the agreed upon time. We talk about Caleb's house, The fridge. The facebook guys with trucks, the Macbooks and some Livewire and Alpine jazz

  44. This is Your Brain on Transducers

    We talk about drugs, and the great and good drug called transducers.

  45. NFTs Are a Scam and We are Doing One

    Brock is here. NFTs are a total scam. We are making an NFT. We briefly touch on the super complicated topic of transducers.

  46. Four Hard Tech Topics

    Daniel has no life, only programming. This leads to an episode with zero talk of knots.

  47. What's Coming To Livewire (etc.)

    LINKS: Melvor Idle Hannanie - I Forced 100 People to Pick Cabbages... Now I'm Rich Caleb's 3 Approaches to Arrays of Models

  48. Lil Livewire Job

    Lil Dicky is great. Daniel's got a new Livewire gig with lots of fun problems to dive into. You know?

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Real life code talk between two working developers.

HOSTED BY

Daniel Coulbourne & Caleb Porzio

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