No Real Plan w/ Omar and Alex
by Omar Guerrero and Alejandro Acosta
No Real Plan is a podcast where two cousins get together to talk about... well, whatever we feel like. Conspiracy theories? Definitely. Politics? Occasionally. Weird hypothetical situations that spiral into full-blown nonsense? Constantly. We’re not experts — in anything — but that’s never stopped us from having opinions and sharing them with the world. Think of it like eavesdropping on a conversation between two people who think they’re funnier than they actually are (but sometimes, we nail it). If you like your podcasts unpredictable, a little weird, and full of accidental wisdom, you’re in the right place. New episodes drop whenever we remember to hit “record.”
Episodes
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Episode 83: FIFA and Other Stuff
In this episode, Alex and Omar dive into everything from World Cup controversies, political antics at the White House, to viral videos featuring UFC fighters and robots. They also share candid thoughts on modern society's obsession with entertainment, technology's impact, and the surreal world of...
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Episode 82: Trilogies Are Bad
In this episode, Omar and Alex dive into a wide range of topics including UFC fights, celebrity deaths, conspiracy theories, and cultural observations. They share insights, personal opinions, and humorous takes on current events and entertainment. In this episode, Omar and Alex share their…
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Episode 81: Knickerbockers
This episode covers the upcoming FIFA World Cup, the structure of international soccer, innovative medical breakthroughs, and the future of technology including AI and bioengineering. The hosts share insights, personal opinions, and humorous takes on current events and scientific advancements. In...
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Omar's Podcast: Nurse Aaron
I have a conversation with Aaron, a nurse working out of Arizona. Give it a listen and let me know what you think.
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Episode 80: Free Vasectomies for All
This episode covers a wide range of topics including the latest in wildlife encounters, the dangers of wild animals, the impact of human activity on nature, and insights into fasting and health practices. It offers fascinating stories and practical advice for those interested in nature, animal...
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Episode 79: Not Beating The Allegations
Unlock the wildest stories, conspiracy theories, and unfiltered humor in this episode that dives into everything from Memorial Day myths to outlandish UFO tales. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a group of friends take a beach trip disguised as a bro-down, or the shocking truths behind...
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Episode 78: Safety Professional
This episode features a candid conversation with firefighter Gabriel about firefighting, arson, and wildland fire techniques, along with humorous insights into pop culture, sports, and social issues. Discover the realities of firefighting, the quirks of pop culture, and provocative takes on...
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Episode 77: Gift of Lolo
This episode covers a wide range of topics including recent viral videos, airline incidents, the rise of Princess House, and controversial issues like Disney's history and global politics. The hosts share personal stories, current events, and provocative questions, making it an engaging and...
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Episode 76: Copper Cups
In this episode, Omar Guerrero and Alex explore a wide range of topics including the benefits of drinking from copper cups, recent political events, conspiracy theories about scientists and government agencies, and casual conversations about sports, traditions, and personal health. Their candid…
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Episode 75: The Strokes
Most podcasts are just a recycled remix of the same stories—until now. The hosts of No Real Plan pull back the curtain on everything from bizarre bets, secret societies, and AI hallucinations to the dark side of religion and politics—with raw honesty and irreverent humor. If you're tired of the...
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Episode 74: Dude
In this episode, Omar and Alex explore a wide range of topics including the influence of major corporations like Blackrock, the state of space exploration, conspiracy theories, and the future of technology such as autonomous vehicles and AI. They also delve into personal stories, health, and...
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Episode 73: Home Depot Folks
This episode features Omar and Alex engaging in a wide-ranging conversation covering conspiracy theories, historical anecdotes, current events, UFC fights, and personal anecdotes. They explore topics like horse meatballs, the gold standard, US debt, political intrigue, and recent UFC matches,...
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Episode 72: Pho King Great
Accents, Plane crashes, Tesla Robots, Michelle Obama might be a dude, Meta found liable in court, Lent, The Vatican.....nothing is off limits on this podcast. Enjoy the show!
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Episode 71: Excrement
This episode features Omar Guerrero and Alex engaging in a candid, humorous discussion covering a wide range of topics including conspiracy theories, sports, historical figures, and personal anecdotes. They explore the absurdities of modern life, media, and cultural icons, offering insights and...
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Episode 70: Draft Dodger
Why are we still doing Daylight Savings? Are we getting drafted? Is the government spraying us? So many questions that we don't have the answer to. Thank you for your continued support of our little podcast. We love you.
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Episode 69:...Nice
This episode dives into current geopolitical tensions, media manipulation, and societal issues, featuring insights on Israel-Iran conflicts, political corruption, and the influence of elite power structures. A must-listen for those interested in understanding the deeper forces shaping our world.…
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Episode 68: Disney Adults
This episode explores a wide range of topics including conspiracy theories about Disney, secret societies, celebrity look-alikes, and personal stories about addiction and life experiences. The hosts share intriguing insights and debunk myths, making for a compelling and thought-provoking...
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Episode 67: Bad Goy
This episode explores the complex history of Israel, US-Israel relations, and various conspiracy theories surrounding 9-11, paedophilia, and political manipulation. The hosts delve into historical events, geopolitical strategies, and controversial topics to provide a comprehensive analysis. This...
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Episode 66: Good Goy
In this episode, the hosts discuss a range of topics from China's new laws on child abuse to America's role in global conflicts. They reflect on personal experiences, including childhood memories of wrestling, the impact of reality TV, and the effects of COVID-19. The conversation also touches on...
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Episode 65: Adolfo's Art
Hello there! Welcome back Well....we talked about the Epstein stuff going on and all of the weird sh!t Hollywood turns a blind eye to.
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Episode 64: Are You Smarter Than A Child?
Are you smarter than a child? We definitely aren't. That's pretty much it. Thank you for tuning in and enjoy the episode!
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Episode 63: Mia Khalifa
Sorry this one is late.... Summary In this episode, the hosts engage in a humorous and candid conversation covering a wide range of topics, from the trivialities of drinking straws to deeper discussions about political opinions, economic stability, and personal experiences. The banter flows...
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Episode 62: F*ck Insurance
In a recent episode of the Know A Real Plan podcast, hosts Omar Guerrero and Alex dive into the multifaceted issues facing America today. Their candid conversation touches on everything from the burden of student loans to the complexities of international relations, providing listeners with not...
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Episode 61: Straight Outta Content
Welcome back to No Real Plan! This week we tackle all of the world's problems. Tune in to see for yourself. You'll thank us later.
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Episode 60: American Hunger Games
In this episode, the hosts engage in a lively discussion covering various topics, including holiday greetings, boxing events featuring Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, Trump's proposed Patriot Games, upcoming movies, and the impact of comedians. They also delve into discussions about racism, cultural...
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Episode 59: Booger Pickers
In this episode, Omar and Alex engage in a spontaneous and unscripted conversation about various topics, including their podcast's growth, celebrity culture, conspiracy theories, and personal experiences. They discuss the darker aspects of fame, particularly in relation to figures like Diddy, and...
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Episode 58: Monopoly Man's Monocle
Summary In this episode, the hosts engage in a humorous and candid conversation about their podcast journey, listener engagement, and personal insights from polls conducted at work. They explore topics such as relationships, intimacy, tobacco culture, one-hit wonders in music, media trends, job...
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Episode 57: Late Thanksgiving Episode
Join Alex and Omar as they navigate through a lively discussion filled with humor and candid moments. From Thanksgiving traditions and audio mishaps to reflections on past sports endeavors and the quirks of modern technology, this episode is a rollercoaster of relatable anecdotes and…
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Episode 56: Bubba Trump
Welcome Back! This description is brought to you by Ai. In this engaging conversation, Alex and Omar explore a variety of topics ranging from their favorite potato dishes to the challenges of apartment living. They share humorous anecdotes about waking up to loud alarms and discuss the…
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Episode 55: Indian Street Food
Hello again! Thank you for tuning in to another episode of No Real Plan! We're happy you're here and we hope you enjoy this fun episode.
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Episode 54: National Beat Your Kids Day
Hello! Another episode in the books for No Real Plan. No costumes today but there's plenty of great topics that were touched on. Does anybody actually read this? Apple Fritters, Corvettes and Butt Plugs Comment this on our Instagram and you'll be entered for a chance to win $100.
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Episode 53: Halloween Special 2025
Boo! Happy Halloween and welcome back to another great, amazing, fantastic episode of No Real Plan. Its a spooky one.
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Episode 52: The Diary of Helen Keller
Welcome back lovely listeners. We have another great episode for you this week. Sit back and enjoy the sweet sounds of Omar and Alex. You'll be happy you did.
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Episode 51: Couch Chronicles
Hey, Hi, Hello, We weren't available to record this week, but, we had another episode in the chamber and here it is! Thank you again for your support.
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Episode 50: Three Levels of Muslim
Well hello there beautiful people. Welcome back to another great episode of No Real Plan! We hope you're having a great week, if not, here's an episode to lighten your mood. Thank you for your continued support.
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Episode 49: Casting Couch
Another week, another new episode of No Real Plan! your new favorite podcast. Voted #1 new podcast not hosted by a stand up comic by Flores Magazine. This is a special episode because Alex and Omar finally record in person. The audio is kind of trash but the content is solid. Enjoy the show and...
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Episode 48: The Solo Episode
Hello there and welcome back to No Real Plan! This episode is meant for Alex to listen to and only him. Paloma, cover your ears, woman! Enjoy, you filthy animal.
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Episode 47: Real Life Malcolm in the Middle
Well hello there....Welcome back to another installment of No Real Plan! We have one and a quarter special guests joining us this week. We hope you enjoy the episode and thank you very much for the support.
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Episode 46: Michael Jackson's Defense Attorney
Hello and welcome back to No Real Plan. We start with a lot of sad news stories on this one. It's dark times in America and all over the world. We lighten it up in the second half though! We are a well rounded podcast and it shows. Thanks again for your support.
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Episode 45: Habitual Criminality
Another episode of No Real Plan in the books. This one is a solid one, we swear. Sit back and enjoy the ride but pay attention to the road while you drive. Follow us on Instagram and Spotify.
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Episode 44: Single Moms
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare, the shadow in the background of the morgue. That was some blink 182. Brought to you by our sponsor for the week, Chasta Cola. Enjoy a refreshing Chasta Cola. It's like Coke but better. Anywho.....Welcome back and enjoy the show!
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Episode 43: Is it gay?
Hello you beautiful listeners! Welcome back to no real plan. Alex and Omar are back for a second week in a row with a jam packed episode filled with philosophical conversations. Is drinking from a straw gay? What is an ebony alert? How hydrated are you based on your pee colour? Brace yourself for...
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Episode 43: Is it gay?
Hello you beautiful listeners! Welcome back to no real plan. Alex and Omar are back for a second week in a row with a jam packed episode filled with philosophical conversations. Is drinking from a straw gay? What is an ebony alert? How hydrated are you based on your pee colour? Brace yourself for...
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Episode 42: We're Back!
Hello and welcome back to No Real Plan! Did you miss us? because we missed you. We hope you enjoy this episode and please tell your friends, family, loved ones, neighbors, dentist, gynaecologist, psychiatrist, pastor, mailman, barber or sancho about our podcast. You won't regret it.
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Episode 41: Israel vs Iran
Welcome back! Another episode in the books. Another war on the brink of beginning. Listen and learn a little something something. Follow us on Instagram and Spotify
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Episode 40: No Real Plantains
Hey! Sorry for the late post. We know you missed us and we missed you right back. Thank you for your continuous support. We appreciate you greatly. -Omar and Alex --Follow us on Instagram and Spotify
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Episode 39: The Birds and The Bees
Annnnnnnnnnd we're back! This one is being released a little later than usual but being released nonetheless. We hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoyed recording it. I won't bore you with too many details, enjoy! Follow us on Instagram and Spotify
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Episode 38: Alex has an STD
Welcome back! Another banger of an episode in the books. Curious to see what STD Alex has? tune in and find out.
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Episode 37: Bad Friend
We're back! Did you miss us? We missed you too. Enjoy the show and please follow us on Instagram and Spotify
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Episode 36: Plastoline
Are you ready for this week's episode? It's a good one, we swear. Voted better podcast than the Joe Rogan Experience by Podcast magazine. Not bragging or anything. Enjoy the show!
About this show
No Real Plan is a podcast where two cousins get together to talk about... well, whatever we feel like. Conspiracy theories? Definitely. Politics? Occasionally. Weird hypothetical situations that spiral into full-blown nonsense? Constantly.
We’re not experts — in anything — but that’s never stopped us from having opinions and sharing them with the world. Think of it like eavesdropping on a conversation between two people who think they’re funnier than they actually are (but sometimes, we nail it).
If you like your podcasts unpredictable, a little weird, and full of accidental wisdom, you’re in the right place. New episodes drop whenever we remember to hit “record.”
Hosted by
Omar Guerrero and Alejandro Acosta