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Send us Fan MailThe Heist Concludes!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastChieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch KayeUruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie VegaGorluk — Graham CapobiancoBiksune Ree — Taylor MichaelsRebel Freeman — Alan KatsuroVehlo Warden — AJ FidalgoSeilbh — Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn — Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi — Danielle ThuenNanda Nall — Justin FifeDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan SmithCinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-MairShain Sotalach — Adam RobinsonAddison De Ara — Laura DuncanPogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil — Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/19079552https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Heist Continues!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastChieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch KayeUruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie VegaGorluk — Graham CapobiancoBiksune Ree — Taylor MichaelsRebel Freeman — Alan KatsuroSeilbh — Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn — Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi — Danielle ThuenNanda Nall — Justin FifeDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan SmithCinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-MairShain Sotalach — Adam RobinsonAddison De Ara — Laura DuncanPogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil/Others — Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/19079532https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn goes to the post office.Content warningsDeath and mortalityCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18565809https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn tries to love...Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18565799https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn gets a beer.Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18565789https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Orillian Regiment are leaving... The Vashjek Inaia have re-joined the Warlord's forces... and The Dayan Army is nowhere to be seen...What do you do when you know all is lost? Do you go quietly into the night? Or will you rage against the dying of the light?Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-MairSwifty — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18723754https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn is recognised.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18565776https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn makes his way home.Content warningsNo additional content warning identifiedCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18565770https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn visits the countryside.Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18565753https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Heist Begins!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodSexual references or nudityCastChieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch KayeUruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie VegaGorluk — Graham CapobiancoBiksune Ree — Taylor MichaelsRebel Freeman — Alan KatsuroSeilbh — Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn — Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi — Danielle ThuenNanda Nall — Justin FifeDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan SmithCinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-MairShain Sotalach — Adam RobinsonAddison De Ara — Laura DuncanPogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil — Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18356563https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailSalryn (and Jorvin) didn't just sit idle these long weeks. They did everything they could to unpick the mysteries of Vita's plan, the machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and the mysterious 'Lessor' who wrote to the diplomat ... but... with Vita and Alaric dead, the party out of their depth, trapped and under siege... what did they expect? Even when they find clues they lack the knowledge to interpret them... and listening to Salryn and Jorvin flounder around trying to figure out what is signal and what is noise is just bad radio so we made the sensible editorial decision to cut all that out and just give you the few highlights.If you really want to know what is going on with all that Jazz... I guess you are gonna have to keep listening to the rest of No Return :PContent warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesBran — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-MairGM/Meh/Karaf — Kier ZhouPat D Bakr/Sophia — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18257100https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailPart one concludes.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastThe part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt EvansLady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren LittlewoodBrucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-MairYsenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-MairChura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-TickleFuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae MajorsRowan Lightfoot was played by Joe JordanTurzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier ZhouOrryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier ZhouMikkel was played by the audacious Adam RobinsonTobin was played by the sensational Sophie SpoofGnilfiet was reprised by charismatic Krissi WilliamsSemion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave HodgsonSaurian 1 was played by the luminous Lilly InverseSaurian 2 was voiced by the tenacious Taylor MichaelsSaurian 3 was brought to life by the formidable, funny, and frankly fantastic AJ Fidaglo, also known as Mr FSaurian 4 was performed by the lyrical Lyssa JayThe part of Mr Kera was portrayed by the magnetic and moody Tyler MoodyAbbot Liare was reprised with grace by the limitlessly layered Lilly InverseKaoru was conjured by the grounded and grand GirunduuSir Casper was embodied with gallant gravitas by the great and gracious GirunduuRuna was realised by the radiant and resolute Madeleine ButtittaThe Expired Titles MC was magnificently made manifest by the bold and brilliant Brenna Anderson‑Dowdand Everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier ZhouExcept for Kerren Nadar who was played by the sagacious Stuart Bullock…. But wait… Kerren Nadar? The Lernian? He wasn’t in this was he? The name is familiar but did the character show up? Hmmm… probably a post credit scene then right?Listen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18059291https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailIt. Gets. Real.Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastThe part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt EvansLady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren LittlewoodBrucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-MairYsenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-MairChura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-TickleFuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae MajorsTurzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier ZhouOrryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier ZhouMikkel was played by the audacious Adam RobinsonTobin was played by the sensational Sophie SpoofGnilfiet was reprised by the charismatic Krissi WilliamsSemion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave HodgsonSaurian 1 was played by Lilly InverseSaurian 2 was played by Taylor MichaelsSaurian 3 was played by AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr FSaurian 4 was played by Lyssa Jayand everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18059272https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailBrucco and Ysenda get closer. Anzhlo's plans begin to come together. The Little Luiren Families are getting involved.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastMr Kera — Tyler MoodyAlts MC — Brenna Anderson-DowdKaoru — GirunduuRuna — MadeleineButtittaBrucco — Christian Maclean-MairYsenda — Gemma Maclean-MairChura/Elyra Lightfoot — Abbie Jordan-TickleAnzhlo — Matt EvansSaurians/Erik Isolde — Kier ZhouYvonna Isolde — Lauren LittlewoodTurzhlo — Drew ‘hupfva’ BListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18052559https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailAnzhlo recalls his time in the camp and his run ins with Fuzhlo. Yvonna secures permission for the Saurians to stay. Brucco and Yvonna get closer. Semion takes a stroll around Wide-EndContent warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastAnzhlo — Matt EvansYvonna — Lauren LittlewoodSemion Quietknife — Dave HodgsonFuzhlo — Dontae MajorsTurzhlo — Drew ‘hupfva’ BYsenda — Gemma Maclean- MairBrucco — Christian Maclean-MairSister Always — Glenda VilimarEveryone else — Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18043237https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastSeilbh — Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn — Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi — Danielle ThuenNanda Nall — Justin FifeDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan SmithCinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-MairShain Sotalach — Adam RobinsonAddison De Ara — Laura DuncanPogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran — Kier ZhouBiksune Ree — Taylor MichaelsRebel Freeman — Alan KatsuroListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17994723https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailBrucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastAnzhlo — Matt EvansYvonna Isolde — Lauren LittlewoodErik Isolde — Kier ZhouBrucco — Christian McLean-MairYsenda — Gemma McLean-MairOrryn — Kier ZhouAbbott Liare — Lilly InverseFuzhlo — Dontae MajorsChura — Abbie Jordan-TickleGnilfeit — Krissi WilliamsSemion Quietknife — Dave HodgsonListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17955250https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastAnzhlo — Matt EvansYvonna Isolde — Lauren LittlewoodErik Isolde — Kier ZhouMikkel — Adam RobinsonSir Casper — GirunduuBrucco — Christian McLean-MairYsenda — Gemma McLean-MairOrryn — Kier Zhou (Originally Mario Guttadauro)Captain Ironside — James HartFuzhlo — Dontae MajorsChura — Abbie Jordan-TickleGnilfeit — Krissi WilliamsElyra Lightfoot — Abbie Jordan-TickleListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17917616https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailA collaboration between Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out Tales and the NoReturniverse.A time-travelling alien robot arrives on Earth intending to save humanity, but his appeal for kindness is passed from a job centre to police custody, political leaders and an increasingly impatient cosmic parent. Bureaucracy, panic and geopolitics do not make the assignment straightforward.Content warningsStrong language and sexual languageGun violence, death and references to school shootingsNuclear weapons, mass destruction and apocalyptic threatMental-health crisis, detention and coercive interrogationAlcohol dependencyPolitical and religious satire, discriminatory rhetoric and national caricatureCastVoices From the Vortex of Bureaucracy and Beyond The Jaw-Dropping John Kennard as the indomitable Alien Robot Space Jesus From The Future The Astounding Abbie Jordan-Tickle brought practiced dispassion to the Job Centre Clerk The Kinda-Knavish Kier Zhou tried his best as the Angry Job Seeker The Jubilant Jim Cogan lent machine-like charisma to the Job Centre Terminal The Kinetic Kat McQueen served up sass as Job Centre Agent 1 The Commanding Cameron Gergett countered with indifference as Job Centre Agent 2 The Mighty Matt Evans brought polite peace making to the Police Officer The Luminous Lauren Deakin investigated truth as the Journalist The Gravitas-Gilded Girunduu governed gloriously as the Prime Minister The Blazing Brandon Gamblin oozed menace as Agent Orange The Charismatic Chris Bauso made mayhem as President Biggle Guff The Justifiably Jaded Joe Killcar almost kept secrets safe as the Secret Service Agent The Dynamic Danielle Thuen reported on reports as the Reporter The Stoic Stephen Newhand offered the voice of the everyman as Man on the Street The Kinda-Kooky Kier Zhou multitasked heroically as both Woman on the Street and Ambiguously Gendered Pedestrian The Divine Dylan Smith pontificated perfectly as The Pope The Kinda-Confused Kier Zhou also moonlighted as Supreme Leader Bum Suk’s Interpreter The Legendary Loretta Chang diplomatically decoded for the (totally fictional) President Wei Ni Xiong The Magnificent Michael Secha translated tyranny for President Tupin The Electrifying Emily Morse-Lee transcended reality as the Alien Robot Space God Script Sacrificed by the Chronically-Chaotic Kier Zhou Sound Sculpted by the Begrudgingly-Busy Kier Zhou, with Consultant Conjurer Jim Cogan Produced with Unearned Confidence by Kier Zhou & Jim Cogan Lyrics for The Apocalypse Hymn Originally written by Kier Zhou. Scrapped and rewritten in its entirety by Jim Cogan 🤣 Music composed, performed, and sanctified by Jim Cogan The Apocalypse Hymn was gloriously butchered by “The Cast”Listen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17508524https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailWow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastSamael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan — Kier ZhouLars Xu — Blake WhiteScurlott Tupou — Marta HodgsonGnilfiet/Lucca — Krissi WilliamsLeda — Lilly InverseElyra Lightfoot — Abbie Jordan-TickleCole Lumbo — Chris RR BausoSelwyn Janicek — Stasi Dimitrova igNiillas Janicek — Dylan SmithLady Isolde — Lauren LittlewoodBrother Absalom — GirunduuLuobo Ironside — James HartAng Von Overton — Rachel PulilamDallen Gersia — DaniellelanoisZafar — Christian Maclean-MairListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/15691311https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation!Cole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR BausoContent warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastCommander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians — Kier ZhouDomina Elyra Lightfoot — Abbie Jordan-TickleNyalie Alaric — Glenda VillimarConstable Lucca/D'Brie — Krissi WilliamsLt Lars Xu — Blake WhiteSelwyn Janicek — Stasi Dimitrova igNiillas Janicek — Dylan SmithAnzhlo — Matt EvansYvonna Isolde — Lauren LittlewoodListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/15244227https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailMin explores the temple. The Lessee has a fiery reunion. Herrand tries to walk a tight rope. Gnilfiet drinks some soup!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastGnilfeit — Krissi WilliamsThae Oraen — Gemma Maclean MairEveryone else — Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/15329748https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe final days of the last age were filled with sadness...but for some... cosmic calamity was new...Across many worlds and many lands, amongst many creatures... The Fall brought many ends and many beginnings... these are the tragic words of 'One of Many', 'The Last to Leave'.Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastOne of Many — Justin FifeAngau — Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14047185https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailAre you finding Anderkant confusing and difficult to follow? Well how do you think Min feels?!Min finally makes it to Anderkant and encounters one of it's denizens. Gnilfeit makes gets more involved with the Lessee's plans... H keeps manipulating our hapless hero.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastGnilfeit — Krissi WilliamsThae Oraen — Gemma Maclean MairMiner 1 — Adam RobinsonMiner 2 — Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreEveryone else — Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/13948036https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailWho is 'H'? Who is The Lessee? Who is this enigmatic sister?...Well...actually...if you've been listening to the other stories and bonus episodes...you might be able to figure out the latter... and the former...This episode follows our villain's backstory and begins to unravel the mystery of what they are really up to with the Anderkant Project.Be prepared...it...gets...weird.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastGnilfiet — Krissi WilliamsH/Tran/Min/Billy/Tran/Torriq/Lessee/Teresa/Everyone else — Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/12026848https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailI've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer...Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastCole Lumbo — Chris RR BausoElyra Lightfoot — Abbie TickleMatko — AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F)Vasa — Lilly InverseSelwyn Janicek — Stasi Dimitrova igZafar — Christian Maclean-MairListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14919374https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailGazi struggles to make friends with the Red Shirts... Colonel Wilifred struggles to put the evidence together... Gnilfeit and Third continue their battle... Tommo gets a touching moment...Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastChermise Vermillion — DragonbaitDag'r — Lilly InverseDeky — Cameron GergettGazi — Graham CapobiancoGnilfeit — Krissi WilliamsLayna Jareg — Rae WitteMajor — Chris (One Wall)Olda — Anne Marie LebeauRufus Sark — Chris (One Wall)Sushila — Loretta ChangTommo — Jack DuncanVon Overton — Rachel PulliamWilifred — Ed CraggbarberListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/16234931https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailGazi and Von Overton return to the lines just in time for the fight back... Von Overton receives some bad news. Luobo leaves Dagrun at the Row and goes looking for the Guard Commander. Tommo gets some peculiarly timed grief from one of his Vir.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastAnan — Skyler GiordanoBezeroa — Tyler MoodyChermise Vermillion — DragonbaitDag'r — Lilly InverseDagrun — Kier ZhouDeky — Cameron GergettDoor Man — Graham CapobiancoGazi — Graham CapobiancoIvanic — Justin FifeJinu — Anna Gąsecka, also known as Ren_OversharesKane — Tyler MoodyLayna Jareg — Rae WitteLuobo — James HartOR Guard — Tyler MoodyOR LT — AJ FidLAGORufus Sark — Chris (One Wall)Sendat — Rae WitteSharp — Kier ZhouTommo — Jack DuncanVon Overton — Rachel PulliamWedder — Chris (One Wall)Wilifred — Ed CraggbarberListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/16080171https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailWe flashback in time to give you all the context you were missing!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityAlcohol or drug useCastAnan- — Skyler GiordanoDag'r - — Lilly InverseKova Dagrun- — Kier ZhouDeky- — Cameron GergettGav- — Dylan SmithGazi- — Graham CapobiancoGuildmaster- — GirunduuIvanic- — Justin FifeJarna - — DaniellelanoisJinu - — Ren @Ren_CantKane- — Tyler MoodyKongol- — OneWallChrisLuobo- — James HartMal- — GirunduuOlda- — Anne Marie LebeauOR Guard- — Tyler MoodySam - — Kier ZhouSendat- — Rae WitteSharp- — Kier ZhouSushila- — Loretta ChangTheras- — Dr Lou SutcliffeTommo- — Jack DuncanVon Overton- — Rachel PulliamColonel Wilifred- — Ed Craggbarber99 Problems was performed by Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/15847469https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Guard Commander refuses to explain. The Colonel takes drastic action. Gazi and Von Overton head to the Aventine. The captured boys encounter old 'friends' and 'family'. Sharp has to deal with the political fall out. Gnilfiet confronts Third.Col. Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberContent warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastOriginal Release Date — 22 Apr 2024Episode Art by Jim TuohyCpl Deky — Cameron Gergett (Recap played by Luke Scarrow)Tpr Hupsu Tommo — Jack DuncanTpr Nuori Gazi — Graham CapobiancoSgt Gavin Fern — Dylan SmithSgt Malcolm Rigby — GirunduuAng Von Overton — Rachel Pulliam (Recap played by Angela Yih)Gnilfeit — Krissi WilliamsTheras O'Phil — Dr Lou SutcliffeSushila Tommo — Loretta ChangDag'r Tommo — Lilly InverseOlda Tommo — Anne Marie LebeauViolet Marshall Ivanic — Justin FifeGuard Commander Samael Vine/Third — Kier ZhouListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/10528773https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Boys return and things get dangerous!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastCSgt Malcom Rigby — Girunduu (@Girunduu)Sgt Gav Fern — Dylan Smith(@DylanandDragons)Cpl Dek Ana — Cameron Gergett (@Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink)Constable Ang Von Overton — Rachel PulliamCaptain Luobo Ironside — James HartTpr Gazi — Graham CapobiancoTpr Tomo — Jack DuncanCol Wilifred — Edmund Cragg-BarberSgt Mjr Kova Dagrun — Kier ZhouGnilfeit — Krissi WilliamsAnan — Skyler GiordanoListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14704314https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe next chapter in the journal of the Chief Signalman of the HNS Deliverance.Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14430331https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailSalryn has a long awaited reunion, but it is nothing like how she imagined it. Food, water and gold dwindles and treachery is discovered. Swifty takes drastic action. The city's heart is lifted by report of an army advancing from the North... It looks like the Dayan relief is finally here!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithMalcolm Rigby — GirunduuGavin Fern — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17697650https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThings start to get tense in the city. Cracks start to show. Swifty indoctrinates his newest Barrel-Man. Ceanni tries to lead Swift further astray. Factions plays nice in the colleges. Factions scheme in the shadows. Salryn has a surprise visitor. Salryn struggles to unpack Vita and Alaric's byzantine schemes.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithMalcolm Rigby — GirunduuGavin Fern — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17455006https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailDelicate Hammer has left the city... but where did he go? and what did he find?Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastIgnatius Leon — AJ FidalgoThae Oraen — Gemma Maclean-MairGnilfiet — Krissi WilliamsListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17337128https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailOur heroes reminisce. Delicate Hammer provides words of encouragement. There is scheming in The Colleges. Salryn and Jorvin give Swifty a job!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17191714https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailHOLY SHIT IS THAT A LERNIAN QUAD!?!I guess you should probably listen to find out!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/16952440https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThey have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgents in the city. They have faced the mysterious machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and they have faced the political arena of the colleges. But now the Warlords are here to play for real.Will the party be able to muster the motley band of Sun and Moonshields to defend the city walls against a prepared and disciplined force?I guess you should probably listen to find out!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/16689480https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailJorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title. Swifty puts Delicate Hammer through 'the trials' and Salryn speaks with the Vashjek Inaia.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/16547753https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailVita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will our heroes do?Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/16429494https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailCan Alaric talk his way out of this one?Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/15186870https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailJorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14701031https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14385327https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailSalryn rises to the occasion!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityAlcohol or drug useCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14385141https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailWill Salryn rise to the occasion?Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithMalcolm Rigby — GirunduuGavin Fern — Dylan SmithHupsu Tommo — Jack DuncanListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14109090https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailAn assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithPadah/Zarif — Benjamin SharpMalcolm Rigby — GirunduuGavin Fern — Dylan SmithHupsu Tommo — Jack DuncanListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14103131https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do?Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityAlcohol or drug useCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithCaptain Nuori Gazi — Graham CapobiancoPilot — GirunduuPadah/Zarif — Benjamin SharpListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14247924https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailOur heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithCaptain Nuori Gazi — Graham CapobiancoPilot — GirunduuListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14247847https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailAll seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong.Welcome to our vibrant world where gods have abandoned mortals and an intriguing adventure awaits you.Uncover the secrets of the city of Daya together with our exceptional players - Cameron, Gemma, and Jack and, our amazing GM, Dylan (Kier is also present).Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityAlcohol or drug useCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithTai Jiong — Kier ZhouLady Vita Riven/Gavin Fern — Dylan SmithMalcolm Rigby — GirunduuHupsu Tommo — Jack DuncanListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/13877624https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show

Send us Fan MailHey all!We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots!As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastJorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’ — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithListen and supporthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14247186https://www.patreon.com/NoReturnADSupport the show