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Send us Fan MailThe Heist Concludes!Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch KayeUruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie VegaGorluk - Graham CapobiancoBiksune Ree-  Taylor MichaelsRebel Freeman- Alan KatsuroVehlo Warden- AJ Fidalgo Seilbh- Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn- Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- Danielle ThuenNanda Nall- Justin FifeDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan SmithCinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-MairShain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura DuncanPogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil- Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Heist Continues!Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch KayeUruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie VegaGorluk - Graham CapobiancoBiksune Ree-  Taylor MichaelsRebel Freeman- Alan KatsuroSeilbh- Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn- Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- Danielle ThuenNanda Nall- Justin FifeDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan SmithCinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-MairShain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura DuncanPogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil/Others- Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn goes to the post office.Written, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn tries to love...Written, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn gets a beer.Written, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Orillian Regiment are leaving... The Vashjek Inaia have re-joined the Warlord's forces... and The Dayan Army is nowhere to be seen... What do you do when you know all is lost? Do you go quietly into the night? Or will you rage against the dying of the light?Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesWant to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-MairSwifty: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn is recognised.Written, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn makes his way home.Written, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Black Thorn visits the countryside. Written, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Heist Begins!Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch KayeUruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie VegaGorluk - Graham CapobiancoBiksune Ree-  Taylor MichaelsRebel Freeman- Alan KatsuroSeilbh- Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn- Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- Danielle ThuenNanda Nall- Justin FifeDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan SmithCinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-MairShain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura DuncanPogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil- Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailSalryn (and Jorvin) didn't just sit idle these long weeks. They did everything they could to unpick the mysteries of Vita's plan, the machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and the mysterious 'Lessor' who wrote to the diplomat ... but... with Vita and Alaric dead, the party out of their depth, trapped and under siege... what did they expect? Even when they find clues they lack the knowledge to interpret them... and listening to Salryn and Jorvin flounder around trying to figure out what is signal and what is noise is just bad radio so we made the sensible editorial decision to cut all that out and just give you the few highlights.If you really want to know what is going on with all that Jazz... I guess you are gonna have to keep listening to the rest of No Return :PEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesWant to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnBran: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-MairGM/Meh/Karaf: Kier ZhouPat D Bakr/Sophia: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailPart one concludes.The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt EvansLady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren LittlewoodBrucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-MairYsenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-MairChura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-TickleFuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae MajorsRowan Lightfoot was played by Joe JordanTurzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier ZhouOrryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier ZhouMikkel was played by the audacious Adam RobinsonTobin was played by the sensational Sophie SpoofGnilfiet was reprised by charismatic Krissi WilliamsSemion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave HodgsonSaurian 1 was played by the luminous Lilly InverseSaurian 2 was voiced by the tenacious Taylor MichaelsSaurian 3 was brought to life by the formidable, funny, and frankly fantastic AJ Fidaglo, also known as Mr FSaurian 4 was performed by the lyrical Lyssa JayThe part of Mr Kera was portrayed by the magnetic and moody Tyler MoodyAbbot Liare was reprised with grace by the limitlessly layered Lilly InverseKaoru was conjured by the grounded and grand GirunduuSir Casper was embodied with gallant gravitas by the great and gracious GirunduuRuna was realised by the radiant and resolute Madeleine ButtittaThe Expired Titles MC was magnificently made manifest by the bold and brilliant Brenna Anderson‑Dowdand Everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier ZhouExcept for Kerren Nadar who was played by the sagacious Stuart Bullock…. But wait… Kerren Nadar? The Lernian? He wasn’t in this was he? The name is familiar but did the character show up? Hmmm… probably a post credit scene then right? Support the show

Send us Fan MailIt. Gets. Real.The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt EvansLady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren LittlewoodBrucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-MairYsenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-MairChura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-TickleFuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae MajorsTurzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier ZhouOrryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier ZhouMikkel was played by the audacious Adam RobinsonTobin was played by the sensational Sophie SpoofGnilfiet was reprised by the charismatic Krissi WilliamsSemion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave HodgsonSaurian 1 was played by Lilly InverseSaurian 2 was played by Taylor MichaelsSaurian 3 was played by AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr FSaurian 4 was played by Lyssa Jayand everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailBrucco and Ysenda get closer. Anzhlo's plans begin to come together. The Little Luiren Families are getting involved.Mr Kera- Tyler MoodyAlts MC- Brenna Anderson-DowdKaoru- GirunduuRuna- MadeleineButtitta Brucco- Christian Maclean-MairYsenda -Gemma Maclean-MairChura/Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-TickleAnzhlo - Matt EvansSaurians/Erik Isolde- Kier ZhouYvonna Isolde- Lauren LittlewoodTurzhlo: Drew ‘hupfva’ BSupport the show

Send us Fan MailIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!PatreonAnzhlo recalls his time in the camp and his run ins with Fuzhlo. Yvonna secures permission for the Saurians to stay. Brucco and Yvonna get closer. Semion takes a stroll around Wide-EndWant to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnAnzhlo: Matt Evans Yvonna: Lauren LittlewoodSemion Quietknife: Dave HodgsonFuzhlo: Dontae Majors Turzhlo: Drew ‘hupfva’ BYsenda: Gemma Maclean- MairBrucco: Christian Maclean-MairSister Always: Glenda VilimarEveryone else: Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded.Seilbh- Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn- Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- Danielle ThuenNanda Nall- Justin FifeDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan SmithCinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-MairShain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura DuncanPogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier ZhouBiksune Ree-  Taylor MichaelsRebel Freeman- Alan KatsuroSupport the show

Send us Fan MailIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturnADBrucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife.Anzhlo- Matt EvansYvonna Isolde- Lauren LittlewoodErik Isolde- Kier ZhouBrucco- Christian McLean-MairYsenda - Gemma McLean-MairOrryn- Kier Zhou Abbott Liare: Lilly InverseFuzhlo- Dontae MajorsChura- Abbie Jordan-TickleGnilfeit: Krissi WilliamsSemion Quietknife: Dave HodgsonContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language -  Peril - Violence- Death/Dying- Explicit Sexual Themes- Reference to Drug UseSupport the show

Send us Fan MailIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!PatreonThe Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming.Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnAnzhlo- Matt EvansYvonna Isolde- Lauren LittlewoodErik Isolde- Kier ZhouMikkel- Adam RobinsonSir Casper - GirunduuBrucco- Christian McLean-MairYsenda - Gemma McLean-MairOrryn- Kier Zhou (Originally Mario Guttadauro)Captain Ironside- James HartFuzhlo- Dontae MajorsChura- Abbie Jordan-TickleGnilfeit- Krissi WilliamsElyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-TickleContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language -  Peril - Violence- Death/Dying- Kidnapping - Reference to Drug UseSupport the show

Send us Fan MailWow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it.Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier ZhouLars Xu- Blake White Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams Leda- Lilly Inverse Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood Brother Absalom- Girunduu Luobo Ironside- James HartAng Von Overton- Rachel PulilamDallen Gersia- Daniellelanois Zafar- Christian Maclean-MairSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation!Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier ZhouDomina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-TickleNyalie Alaric: Glenda VillimarConstable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi WilliamsLt Lars Xu - Blake WhiteCole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek:  Stasi Dimitrova igNiillas Janicek: Dylan SmithAnzhlo: Matt EvansYvonna Isolde:  Lauren LittlewoodContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language -  Peril - Violence- Death/Dying- Implied Sexual ThemesSupport the show

Send us Fan MailMin explores the temple. The Lessee has a fiery reunion. Herrand tries to walk a tight rope. Gnilfiet drinks some soup!Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnGnilfeit- Krissi Williams Thae Oraen - Gemma Maclean Mair Everyone else- Kier ZhouContent Warning:- Torture- Violence- Lazy Crazy Oversexed Goddess TropeSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe final days of the last age were filled with sadness...but for some... cosmic calamity was new...Across many worlds and many lands, amongst many creatures... The Fall brought many ends and many beginnings... these are the tragic words of 'One of Many', 'The Last to Leave'.One of Many: Justin FifeAngau: Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailAre you finding Anderkant confusing and difficult to follow? Well how do you think Min feels?!Min finally makes it to Anderkant and encounters one of it's denizens. Gnilfeit makes gets more involved with the Lessee's plans... H keeps manipulating our hapless hero.Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams Thae Oraen - Gemma Maclean Mair Miner 1 - Adam Robinson Miner 2 - Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreEveryone else- Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!PatreonWho is 'H'? Who is The Lessee? Who is this enigmatic sister?...Well...actually...if you've been listening to the other stories and bonus episodes...you might be able to figure out the latter... and the former...This episode follows our villain's backstory and begins to unravel the mystery of what they are really up to with the Anderkant Project.Be prepared...it...gets...weird.Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnContent Warning:-Foul Language-Death...lots of death...- Violence...lots of violence...- Mind Control- Extortion- HostageGnilfiet: Krissi WilliamsH/Tran/Min/Billy/Tran/Torriq/Lessee/Teresa/Everyone else: Kier Zhou  Support the show

Send us Fan MailOriginal release date 20 Apr 2024I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer...Cole Lumbo - Chris RR BausoElyra Lightfoot - Abbie TickleMatko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F)Vasa - Lilly InverseSelwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova igZafar- Christian Maclean-MairSupport the show

Send us Fan MailGazi struggles to make friends with the Red Shirts...  Colonel Wilifred struggles to put the evidence together... Gnilfeit and Third continue their battle... Tommo gets a touching moment...| Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait| Dag'r | Lilly Inverse| Deky | Cameron Gergett| Gazi | Graham Capobianco| Gnilfeit | Krissi Williams| Layna Jareg | Rae Witte| Major | Chris (One Wall)| Olda| Anne Marie Lebeau| Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall)| Sushila | Loretta Chang| Tommo | Jack Duncan| Von Overton | Rachel Pulliam| Wilifred | Ed CraggbarberSupport the show

Send us Fan MailGazi and Von Overton return to the lines just in time for the fight back...  Von Overton receives some bad news. Luobo leaves Dagrun at the Row and goes looking for the Guard Commander. Tommo gets some peculiarly timed grief from one of his Vir. | Anan | Skyler Giordano | Bezeroa | Tyler Moody | Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait | Dag'r | Lilly Inverse | Dagrun  | Kier Zhou | Deky | Cameron Gergett | Door Man| Graham Capobianco | Gazi | Graham Capobianco | Ivanic | Justin Fife| Jinu | Anna Gąsecka, also known as Ren_Overshares | Kane| Tyler Moody| Layna Jareg | Rae Witte | Luobo | James Hart | OR Guard | Tyler Moody | OR LT | AJ FidLAGO | Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall)| Sendat | Rae Witte | Sharp | Kier Zhou | Tommo | Jack Duncan | Von Overton | Rachel Pulliam | Wedder | Chris (One Wall) | Wilifred | Ed CraggbarberSupport the show

Send us Fan MailWe flashback in time to give you all the context you were missing! Anan-  | Skyler GiordanoDag'r - | Lilly InverseKova Dagrun-  | Kier ZhouDeky-  | Cameron GergettGav-  | Dylan SmithGazi-  | Graham CapobiancoGuildmaster-  | GirunduuIvanic-  | Justin FifeJarna - | Daniellelanois Jinu - | Ren @Ren_CantKane-  | Tyler MoodyKongol-  | OneWallChrisLuobo-  | James HartMal-  | GirunduuOlda-  | Anne Marie LebeauOR Guard-  | Tyler MoodySam - | Kier ZhouSendat-  | Rae WitteSharp-  | Kier ZhouSushila-  | Loretta ChangTheras-  | Dr Lou SutcliffeTommo-  | Jack DuncanVon Overton-  | Rachel PulliamColonel Wilifred-  | Ed Craggbarber99 Problems was performed by Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreDiceAndDesire | Twitter, Instagram | LinktreeSupport the show

Send us Fan MailOriginal Release Date: 22 Apr 2024Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language -  Peril - Violence- Death/DyingThe Guard Commander refuses to explain. The Colonel takes drastic action. Gazi and Von Overton head to the Aventine. The captured boys encounter old 'friends' and 'family'. Sharp has to deal with the political fall out. Gnilfiet confronts Third. Cpl Deky - Cameron Gergett (Recap played by Luke Scarrow)Tpr Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanTpr Nuori Gazi- Graham CapobiancoSgt Gavin Fern - Dylan SmithSgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu Col. Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberAng Von Overton - Rachel Pulliam (Recap played by Angela Yih)Gnilfeit- Krissi WilliamsTheras O'Phil- Dr Lou SutcliffeSushila Tommo - Loretta ChangDag'r Tommo - Lilly InverseOlda Tommo - Anne Marie LebeauViolet Marshall Ivanic - Justin FifeGuard Commander Samael Vine/Third - Kier ZhouSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Boys return and things get dangerous!CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan Smith(@DylanandDragons)Cpl Dek Ana- Cameron Gergett (@Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink)Constable Ang Von Overton- Rachel PulliamCaptain Luobo Ironside - James HartTpr Gazi - Graham Capobianco Tpr Tomo - Jack DuncanCol Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberSgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier ZhouGnilfeit- Krissi WilliamsAnan- Skyler Giordano Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language -  Peril - Violence- Death/DyingSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe next chapter in the journal of the Chief Signalman of the HNS Deliverance.Support the show

Send us Fan MailSalryn has a long awaited reunion, but it is nothing like how she imagined it. Food, water and gold dwindles and treachery is discovered. Swifty takes drastic action. The city's heart is lifted by report of an army advancing from the North... It looks like the Dayan relief is finally here!Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesWant to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithMalcolm Rigby: GirunduuGavin Fern: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThings start to get tense in the city. Cracks start to show. Swifty indoctrinates his newest Barrel-Man. Ceanni tries to lead Swift further astray. Factions plays nice in the colleges. Factions scheme in the shadows. Salryn has a surprise visitor. Salryn struggles to unpack Vita and Alaric's byzantine schemes. Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesWant to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithMalcolm Rigby: GirunduuGavin Fern: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailDelicate Hammer has left the city... but where did he go? and what did he find?Ignatius Leon - AJ FidalgoThae Oraen- Gemma Maclean-MairGnilfiet- Krissi Williams Support the show

Send us Fan MailOur heroes reminisce. Delicate Hammer provides words of encouragement. There is scheming in The Colleges. Salryn and Jorvin give Swifty a job! Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesWant to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesHOLY SHIT IS THAT A LERNIAN QUAD!?!I guess you should probably listen to find out!Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesThey have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgents in the city. They have faced the mysterious machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and they have faced the political arena of the colleges. But now the Warlords are here to play for real. Will the party be able to muster the motley band of Sun and Moonshields to defend the city walls against a prepared and disciplined force?I guess you should probably listen to find out!Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title. Swifty puts Delicate Hammer through 'the trials'  and Salryn speaks with the Vashjek Inaia.Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesVita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will our heroes do?Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesCan Alaric talk his way out of this one?Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita.Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesThe battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins.Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Salryn rises to the occasion!Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesWill Salryn rise to the occasion?Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithMalcolm Rigby: GirunduuGavin Fern: Dylan SmithHupsu Tommo: Jack DuncanSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales An assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues.Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithPadah/Zarif: Benjamin SharpMalcolm Rigby: GirunduuGavin Fern: Dylan SmithHupsu Tommo: Jack DuncanSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do?Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithCaptain Nuori Gazi: Graham CapobiancoPilot: GirunduuPadah/Zarif: Benjamin SharpSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores.Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithCaptain Nuori Gazi: Graham CapobiancoPilot: GirunduuSupport the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong.Welcome to our vibrant world where gods have abandoned mortals and an intriguing adventure awaits you.Uncover the secrets of the city of Daya together with our exceptional players - Cameron, Gemma, and Jack and, our amazing GM, Dylan (Kier is also present).  Follow us as we navigate through Daya’s bustling streets and uncover the city's complex  dynamics. We introduce Jack's character, a gentleman in patchwork armour with an intriguing morning ritual and a peculiar fixation on barrels.  Meet Gemma’s character, a half-nix, ex merc, member of the Moon Shields!  And Cameron’s character! A noble son from the lands to the west, down on his luck and forced to thieve to feed his need for fine clothes!Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithTai Jiong: Kier ZhouLady Vita Riven/Gavin Fern: Dylan SmithMalcolm Rigby: GirunduuHupsu Tommo: Jack DuncanSupport the show

Send us Fan MailHey all! We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots! As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting. Thanks to the immense talents of Dylan Smith (GM of Hearthfire Tales, as well as  the voice of Sergeant Gavin Fern and Niillas Janicek on No Return) we are able to bring No Return to you in the form of a TTRPG Actual play.Co- Gamemastered by Dylan and Kier Zhou and played by the recognisable vocal talents of Jack (Tommo), Gemma (Ysenda, Thae Oraen & Cinnte) and Cameron (Amghar, Jyce Inacio, and the new voice of Deky and Ayelen). We are truly excited to bring the world of No Return to you in a more improvised, player led and spontaneous format where the players decisions and the whims of the dice will decide 'The Fate of Daya'.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

Send us Fan MailYep.... yep... definitely in need of repairs...Originally published 26 Feb 2024Samael Vine: Kier ZhouNiillas Janicek: Dylan SmithSelwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova igPaela: DragonbaitMatko: AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr FVasa: Lilly Inverse  Support the show