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No Sharp Objects
by How Good Let’s Go Studios
We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi. Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot takes on popular culture, current events, our lives and outrageous banter that walks the line between genius and madness. It's the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast you didn't know you needed! New episodes every Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Isobel and Guy tell us about the path to parenthood
Episode round-up: Small hiatus incoming because Isobel and Guy are having their baby girl Guy is very proud of his new noise cancelling headphones Guy and Isobel chat about their journey with falling pregnant with their now, Stinky Minky This video is bound to come out on Stinky’s 21st birthday…
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Water birth in our Jacuzzi
Episode round-up: Our mates, Nico and Trish, should have taken up our offer to have their baby born in our jacuzzi Newest addition to the dog house… Stinky Pinky’s room got a sleeper couch Is Guy ready to change nappies? South African cricket team are World Champions And other absurdities Hosted…
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Prank 1: Wally's watershed moment
Episode round-up: We prank called a friend in South Africa Water is a touchy subject And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dad and uncle bods are ready
Episode round-up: Matt and Guy love that Sydney has four seasons. Rather that than continuous heat and muggy air Guy has perfected his risotto Guy plans to go for a night out at Money Maxtons house Matt is ready to be an uncle And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Never Uber your guitar to an afters
Episode round-up: Guy and Isobel have an argument about naming the baby… again Guy recaps his birthday weekend because Isobel recorded without sound the last time he talked about it Guy and Matt talk about how a friend, J Bone, Ubered his guitar over to the nappy braai afters to play Save Tonight...
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Doomsday preppers
Episode round-up: Isobel made Guy watch The Narrow Road to The Deep North, and he wasn’t happy about it Isobel and Guy have been watching The Traitors UK and highly recommend Guy has a funny article to read you about Kerry Packer Guy and Matt discuss how they will be surviving, or not surviving…
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Special Edition - Guy's birthday
Episode round-up: It’s Guys birthday, everyone should celebrate Scottish Stu’s bachelor party consisted of beer garden hopping A friend of Matt and Guy, Monty, fell and his face on a door when he got kicked out of the last beer garden Isobel had a baby scare and had to go to the hospital aka…
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The new world of deep fakes
Episode round-up: Expect Paddy McMahon in the jacuzzi at some point soon We discuss the new world of deep fakes We haven’t been into much sport recently, but F1 takes the cake Guy and Isobel went to an epic Titanic exhibition And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Guy is an athlete
Episode round-up: We talk about bunker busters and the immense of a new World War Guy is apparently an athlete and harps on about his unwashed jersey Matt and Rory McElroy reconcile their differences Imagine professional sportsman played with an amateur at the same time for context Have you seen...
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The topics are hot
Episode round-up: Our merch will be going out free and to support We Are Happy Doggo TV Time has been a hot topic recently MAFS has been on and the best of the best, Australian Survivor Thula visits the jacuzzi Imagine buying into play survivor Guy talks about his productivity and focused output...
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Pat Turner graces us in the jacuzzi
Episode round-up: Pat Turner graces us in the jacuzzi Isobel has a false start to the episode Pat Turner tells everyone a bit about himself How Pat and Guy met The jacuzzi gets deep on where to spend the rest of their lives Pat gets the usual quick fire questions Never nude Turner comes alive And...
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Everything gets bigger in the United States
Episode round-up: Mate Date - May 8th Love to our good mate, Forty Hour Phil The start to Guy and Isobel’s trip was harrowing - naughty kids, no sleep, etc. United Airlines was shitty to fly America always tries to squeeze something out of you… constantly Palm Springs is an old age home for rich...
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Mini Christmas everyone
Episode round-up: Easter time means it’s a short week and a mini Christmas break Matt and Guy discuss their Easter traditions There’s always good memories surrounding Easter break Happy Easter! And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The trifecta came in
Episode round-up: Joseph Sualii could be a match for Guy’s daughter on the way Private golf courses in Australia aren’t as amazing as they sound We had the hat trick of sports wins this week: Oscar Pastry wins Bahrain F1 race: Watch Drive to Survive, it will get you interested in F1 Rory Mcilroy...
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Life comes at you fast
Episode round-up: Matt and Guy have been playing musical doggos Thunza watched Matt doing a deed Labbies that were born chocolate but are now beach bums Guy can’t make a bed… About time he learns Guy and Isobel are traveling to the US to stay with Isobel’s brother, sister in law, two kids and…
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Big boys do cry
Episode round-up: Isobel had her big 20 week scan Guy and Isobel bought a new car… they’ve called it Mpimpi Matt had a solo weekend of resetting his mind Guy went to Jbone’s bachelors and it turned out to be a lot more tame than expected Guy was in the dog box Discussing Jamie Laing’s achievement...
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Peeling back the nonsense of the Melbourne F1 weekend
Episode round-up: We headed to Melbourne F1! Lets breakdown Melbourne… the good and the bad We had a large one in Melbourne, tactical chunders and the like F1 qualifying day was a big day with many pubs before the event F1 Sunday race was VERY exciting! McLaren for the win! F1 rookies had a...
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The royal flush of adulting
Episode round-up: Catch ups on the hazardous Barnbougle golf weekend How the chant “suck his dick” started How the Suck His Dick bet started with Party Pat and J Bone Guy explains what a dog collar is in golf Guy’s highlight at Barnbougle was seeing the baby Tasmanian Devils Going back to South...
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Doctor DJ Kleynhans pays Sydney a visit
Episode round-up: Introducing our good friend, DJ visiting from South Africa Peaks and troughs of DJ’s Sydney visit Treffer 126 explained Soundcloud link: https://soundcloud.com/user-67771697 We ask DJ the boring questions everyone wants to know the answers to DJ speaks Afrikaans and we have to...
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A couple sandwiches short of a picnic
Episode round-up: We are loving Yellowstone… Find out who Guy thinks he is similar to Who does Matt think he Is similar to in Yellowstone? We talk a bit about politics and the latest current affairs Lets talk Trump… The good and the bad We break down the pardon of Ross Ulbricht who started The…
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Roast lamb makes you forgetful
Episode round-up: We’re back! Wedding number 2 was a hit and very special with family meeting from all over New Years celebrations The lamb makes you forgetful Celebrated our good friends, Kate and Fern, getting engaged Caribou put on two shows and he BLEW our minds Guy went to the SCG to the...
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That's a wrap on 2024 - Christmas edition
Episode round-up: Talking all things Christmas! Christmas traditions Matt and Janine sitting in the tree Memorable Christmas gifts What does the Christmas spirit mean to you? Which famous person would you invite to your Christmas party? What do we want to achieve ahead of Christmas 2025? See you…
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Isobel is off the market
Episode round-up: After this episode Guy and Isobel will be officially off the market… while Isobel will tell you she’s still on the market Guys plans with family while they’re here in December Guy wears many personalities Guy is taking his Dad to Sydney Cricket Ground for his first time And…
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Bachelors, Bokke and breaking hearts
Episode round-up: A young man in Belfast Ireland managed to get the fastest Park Run record Springboks win with one man down We went to watch Coldplay and it was unreal! Guy breaks down how his bachelors went… Isobel continues on her journey with Pawshake. And other absurdities Hosted on Acast.…
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We'll teach you how to be happy
Episode round-up: Teachings of Epicurus - the philosophy of happiness Ballon d’Or ceremony 2024 Earn it and not get it rather than get it and not earn it How good is hobby horsing? Prestigious Stellenbosch residences Guy has his bachelors coming up And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See...
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Wild dogs don't bath
Episode round-up: Baseball World Series was a sight! True Detective… if you haven’t seen it, watch it! Torture chambers are a real thing - one found in Rotterdam Port! Furries/Fursonas? Let me tell you about it. We went to a Rory Stewart lecture and he is a true expert in his field. Guy has a new...
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Royal gut feelings
Episode round-up: What would Jesus do? Are gut feelings real? Guy thinks they aren’t. Is the Royal Family that offensive to you? The Office Australia… it’s pretty bad! And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Isobel spills the beans
Episode round-up: The Queen, Isobel, joins the pod for the first time Are orcas a part of the whale or dolphin family? What is Isobel’s weirdest trait? It’s weird! Thunza keeps wanting to enter the jacuzzi, with no luck. And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Drinking wine for homelessness
Episode round-up: Creating new businesses with mates Wrap arounds Nedd Brockmann runs again for homelessness Can wine for homelessness be a new challenge? Mulln with the polar bear toes SpaceX rocket returns to its home base caught by the chop sticks Throwing in a bit of politics for good measure...
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Dogs are good for our health
Episode round-up: Who’s the smiliest girl in Sydney? We have a special guest on the episode… gorgeous Mulln! Let Isobel look after your dogs because it’s treatment you can’t get anywhere else! Is it possible to have a baby and not even realise you’re pregnant? Cry[tic pregnancy birth during...
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F1 petrol heads, unite!
Episode round-up: What does English sound like to someone who can’t understand English? Long weekends call for a very long lunch Come join us in Melbourne as a fellow F1 petrol head Baby on board stickers grind Guy’s gears Uniqlo and Insight… sponsor us! And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See...
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Youtube, a rabbit hole worth going down
Episode round-up: NRL Grand Final Youtube rabbit holes Matt asks Guy some questions from fans and listeners around the world... thanks for sending them in! Does Matt find pregnant women sexy or not? New icks unlocked And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Incredible answers to fans questions from around the world
Episode round-up: Melbourne and Sydney rivalry Sydney Swans are in the Grand Final AFL match Guy has got some questions from fans and listeners around the world... thanks for sending them in! Find out what the smelliest smell Matt has smelt! Matt turns his common occurrence into an Olympic sport...
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Guy solves world peace
Episode round-up: Bringing world peace to the Gaza strip Matt gives you the low down of his trip You can't beat an African safari Heathrow is too big. 12.3 square km's big Matt gives us a brief history lesson of Stonehenge We have decided on the animal charity we are backing! Guy has a funny…
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A golf beer that needed a review and Matt goes on tour
Episode round-up: Guy reminisces on the coldest, most delicious beer Matt’s first time in London Town Where are Matt and Guy travelling to next? Isobel’s weekly question… Swiss ammunition and Kursk region damage. And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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South African sports duzi
Episode round-up: Mystery of Bayesian yacht sinking The Block Australia is back! South Africa had a mad sports weekend - Bokke, Proteas and Dricus Du Plessis all win! Isobel's weekly question... Bokke strong! And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Matt got arrested
Episode round-up: Guy sings birdsong Matt has exciting holiday plans coming up Drunken arrests Isobel's weekly questions... What does Sun City have to do with Apartheid? And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bombshells were dropped
Episode round-up: Olympics 2024 wrap-up. Best of all time? The greats and not so greats of the Olympics 2024 Boeing continue to have a tough time - this time with their Starliner Jesus is in space What's better than getting stuck in space? Getting stuck in an Octagon... UFC fight coming up…
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Olympic finals - 10 from the Russian judge
Episode round-up: Snoop Dogg selling out Netflix making athletes more likeable What would Guy and Matt do for $500k a day Per-capita medals tally ho And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Olympic debates heat 1
Episode round-up: Guy finds his new love... his french door fridge Snoop Dogg and Celine Dion killed it at the Olympic opening ceremony Favourite Olympic sports revealed Guy gets riled up over the Olympic boxer Imane Khelif Guy and Matt get into a heated debate at the very end... should Olympic...
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All in on The Olympics
Episode round-up: Guy and Matt strategise over the events they'd have a chance in hell competing in It's clear that Guy needs a lifesaver when he's in the bath They'd probably be better at the winter Olympics than the summer Olympics Stay tuned for more Olympic tings And other absurdities Hosted…
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Open about being Open
Episode round-up: Never forget about Beany Bops Everyone has got Mcilroy on our mind Who's winning The Open Money Maxton makes money, buys bass and the most expensive putters And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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We've been away - Part 2
Episode round-up: Guy doing what he does best in London Guy and Isobel suited up for the wedding in Cornwall Dodgy drives across the UK Ibiza beaches and beers Guy got his European boob count up and Estrella poisoning And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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We've been away - Part 1
Episode round-up: An ode to the perfect girl, Beany Bops Isobel and Guy head to Europe Singapore streets Sunny London And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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No cure for the travel bug
Episode round-up: Matt gets another tattoo A few of Isobel and Guy's favourite DJ's Being cultured in Amsterdam Beach clubs are Isobel and Guy's weakness And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Shin sweats are a thing, believe it or not
Episode round-up: 40th party bus upcoming How does Guy really feel about live bands Running geezer is back Fridge door seals And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The most eco friendly mafia in Europe?
Episode round-up: State of Origin explained Who knocked off the crypto queen? Tim Naki is backi We have a new number one fan! And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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We like to party!
Episode round-up: Milestone episode number 10! Our good mate, Pat Turner calls and sings to us The love we have for the music and live events we have gone to Out and about festivities coming up And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Icks and lottery ticks
*Sorry for the delay (two days delayed), we had issues with uploading this episode. Episode round-up: Guy says Man United is still the best team of all time What would you do if you won the lotto? Matty and Guy stand up to bullying And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
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Who knew you could drink a facelift?
Episode round-up: A word for our loyal sponsors Guy's highlight of his South Africa visit Bali belly antics False hope in the NY and Dublin portal And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.
Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot takes on popular culture, current events, our lives and outrageous banter that walks the line between genius and madness.
It's the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast you didn't know you needed!
New episodes every Thursday.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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How Good Let’s Go Studios
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