No, Spoilers!

Nicky P and special guest Mitch Greenberg (Conditions of Release, Plea Bargain, The LAW) spoil the generation-defining videogame adaptation Super Mario Bros. (1993) and discuss the extent to which the film inspired future games, the duality of Mario Mario and Luigi Mario, and one of THE great performances: Dennis Hopper as King Koopa! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Francis Melling (What We Do in the Shadows, Murdoch Mysteries) break down 50 (TIFFTY) movies from TIFF 2025 (The Toronto International Film Festival) and discuss whether it's worth devoting your life to weaving baskets with Amanda Seyfried, fame vs. friendship, and why it might be time for celebs to stop making pointless movies in Las Vegas. You've been warned! Highlights include Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie, Hamnet, Train Dreams, Sentimental Value, The Testament of Ann Lee, Obsession, Christy, Blue Moon, Nouvelle Vague, Sirat, It Was Just an Accident, Ballad of a Small Player, Franz, Poetic License, Roofman, Sound of Falling, No Other Choice, Easy's Waltz, Tuner, Dead Lover, and many more!

Nicky P and special guest Ben Gordon (the best Cineplex Pre-Show host of all time) spoil Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning and discuss where Ethan Hunt got a VHS player, which cities Angela Bassett should nuke, why The Entity deserves a spinoff series, and all the times they should have played Radiohead. You've been warned!

Nicky P and Tik Tok megastar Bryan "thebnoth" Nothling spoil The Amateur and discuss Rami Malek, who seems like he's perfectly capable of killing a guy! Also, how many bullets to the gut can Laurence Fishburne handle? More than one! And is revenge a good idea? Yes! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Mark Nocent (Wolves, Belushi's Toilet) spoil Who Framed Roger Rabbit and discuss Bob Hoskins' uncanny ability to track toons in 3D space, the lack of bumpers on TTC streetcars, and the legacy of the first guy Darth Vader force choked! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Mitch Greenberg (Conditions of Release, Plea Bargain, The LAW) spoil the perverse family drama Max, My Love (1986) and discuss WHAT IS THIS MOVIE, typical French relationship structures, and Charlotte Rampling's solution to absolutely everything! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guests Brynn Bonne (The Perfect Bite: A Knives Out Mystery, Virgins! On CBC Gem) and Effie McHarg (The Victoria Environmental Fashion Show, Jacks and Jills) spoil the Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin comedy of errors Big Business (1988) and discuss what constitutes a legendary gaag, whether little Seth Green dies offscreen, and prospects for an expanded BBU (Big Business Universe) involving--but by no means limited to--multiple Jennifer Coolidges! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Erik Anderson (My Thesis Film: A Thesis Film by Erik Anderson, Ewa Goes Viral, York University) spoil spooky classic Don't Look Now and discuss the God Power™ stored up inside churches, how close Donald Sutherland came to dying on set, and why Carnival of Souls and The Sixth Sense aren't THAT spooky anymore! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Francis Melling (What We Do in the Shadows, Murdoch Mysteries) break down the BEST of 50+ movies from TIFF 2024 (The Toronto International Film Festival) and discuss fake spoilers for movies very few people have seen, whether The Brutalist will change your whole life, and how to pretend you're playing a videogame. You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Francis Melling (What We Do in the Shadows, Murdoch Mysteries) break down 50+ movies from TIFF 2024 (The Toronto International Film Festival) and discuss fake spoilers for movies very few people have seen, whether you have enough time to use the bathroom during the greatest scene of the people's choice winner, and why swapping out your lead actor for a monkey is a great decision. You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Erik Anderson (My Thesis Film: A Thesis Film by Erik Anderson, Ewa Goes Viral, York University) spoil legendary horny movie Ski School and discuss whether partying is the answer to every problem, why there are way fewer horny movies nowadays, and what Chekov would think of THE DOME! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Francis Melling (What We Do in the Shadows, Murdoch Mysteries) spoil M. Night Shyamalan's TRAP and discuss the rising popularity of paper receipts for concert-goers in 2024, why Alison Pill is so bad at hiding poison under a pie, and whether taking your SWAT team out to dinner is really necessary! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guests Francis Melling (What We Do in the Shadows, Murdoch Mysteries) and Antony Hall (Ming's Dynasty, Run the Burbs, 20 Dollar Sandwich) spoil 2024's Road House featuring Jake Gyllenhaal and discuss the state of vfx punches, whether a thick Scottish accent excuses terrible behaviour (it doesn't!), and how Road House stacks up against its legendary-but-not-ACTUALLY-good predecessor! You've been warned!

A WASTED Nicky P and special guest Alex Frankson (Reign, The Boys, The Handmaid's Tale, The Expanse) AND a 6-pack of booze spoil 1986 cult classic Big Trouble in Little China. They discuss the importance of world-building--or lack thereof, whether 'Gracie Law' is a stage name or pure coincidence, and Kurt Russell pretending to be a NERD for a minute! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Mark Nocent (Wolves, Belushi's Toilet) spoil 1993 mega-western Tombstone and discuss the best Val Kilmer performance of all time, buying a button to put under your desk that opens a trap door, and if it's ever okay to kill a bad guy who's in the middle of getting a shave and a haircut! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Francis Melling (What We Do in the Shadows, Murdoch Mysteries, Escape Casa Loma) spoil the new bad movie classic Madame Web and discuss the unfair treatment of non-Sydney Sweeney spider women, why it's necessary to watch a real-time depiction of three "teenagers" learning cpr in the middle of a Spider-Man adjacent placeholder movie, and Dakota Johnson! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Kevin Gabel (V/H/S/94, Kiefer Sutherland's Rabbit Hole, Escape Casa Loma) spoil Psycho--alongside Gus Van Sant's Psycho--and discuss the first on-screen toilet flush, Hitch's obsession with birds, and the importance of Vince Vaughn's penis! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Ben Gordon (the best Cineplex Pre-Show host of all time) spoil TIFF 2023 (The Toronto International Film Festival) and discuss fake spoilers for movies very few people have seen, whether it's worth buying a robot that you can't bring to the beach, and How to Have Sex. You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Ben Gordon (the best Cineplex Pre-Show host of all time) spoil Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1 and discuss everything Kittridge, how Tom Cruise likely punished his crew for disobeying COVID protocol, why an all-knowing entity borne of an experimental AI isn't *necessarily* a bad thing, and those little boots that pop out of submarines. You've been warned! *Audio spoilers! This was our first remote record and there's some echo, which significantly improves after the first 15 mins. Thanks for hanging in!

Nicky P and special guest Saba Akhtar (guest host of 'Pride: LGBT Histories' on Peacock and OUTtv) spoil The Talented Mr. Ripley and discuss why people are so nice to Matt Damon all the time, the lack of music in novels, and whether having fun of any kind is worth the inherent risk. You've been warned!

Nicky P and special TWO-TIME guest Bryan Nothling (thebnoth, tiktok superstar) spoil 65--that Adam Driver dino movie--and discuss why making a whistle with your hands seems very important on other planets, how the title could have been improved, and what kind of dust Adam uses to communicate when his translator's broken. You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Jamie Edwards (Wick scholar) spoil John Wick's fourth outing and discuss why everyone is willing to die for John, whether John speaking is a good thing, and where John should go next! You've been warned!

Nicky P and special guest Rielle Braid (New Eden, Ride the Cyclone) spoil the plot-heavy Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves and discuss whether griffins should be recognized for things other than flying, how to best deploy anti-death runes, and why the writing is so GOOD, as well as updating our Hollywood Chris rankings. Will Chris Pine move up??

Bryan Nothling--thebnoth--joins Nicky P to discuss Ant Man's journey into the quantum realm. We discuss other ant men that could have been, whether Kang is relatable, Bill Murray's problematic fate (depending on your own eating habits), and whether an economy built on stabbings and spaceship trades is sustainable.

Nicky P and guest Mitch break down M Night's latest. We discuss Bautista's specific greatness, correct plague order, the state of Rupert Grint, and some EARTH SHATTERING differences between the novel and the film, amongst other things. You've been warned!