No Such Thing As A Bad Movie

WIth the reboot coming out, does the original Cannon version hold up? It's Masters of the Universe (1987)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Bluesky us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

A VFX filled passion project. You should see this movie! It's Despiser (2003)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Bluesky us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

I think this should be considered cheating? It's Angels in the Outfield (1994)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Bluesky us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Lindsay Lohan and Donald Petrie join forces to make comedy magic. It's Just My Luck (2006)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Bluesky us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Bobcat Goldthwait and a talkin horse. It writes itself. It's Hot to Trot (1988)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Bluesky us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

More Marmaduke! And this time...he's animated! Poorly! It's Marmaduke (2022)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Bluesky us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's our 200th episode! Celebrate with us as we discuss this awesome Gerry B movie (the patron saint of our podcast). It's Gods Of Egypt (2016)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Bluesky us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This finished Richard Kelly's career. I can see that. It's The Box (2009)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

In a supersized episode, Josh Robert Thompson joins the crew to discuss Howard The Duck (1986)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

Orcs. It's Warcraft (2016) ! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

Be careful who you dial...It's 976-EVIL (1988)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

Did David Lynch direct this? It's A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

Is it Die Hard in a casino? Or something much more? It's Reindeer Games (2000)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

We take a look at this Terminator ripoff film. It's Eve of Destruction (1991)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

Move over Gymkata! It's Spitfire (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

Who needs that new Frankenstein movie when we have this classic? It's Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelly's Frankenstein (1994)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

We finally look at Mr. Uwe Boll. It's Alone In The Dark (2005)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

It's a bizarre children's movie that really should be a horror. It's Gooby (2009)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

April discusses the movies she saw at the Toronto International Film Festival 2025. Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

It's a fun slasher with some uncomfortable psycho sexual themes! It's Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

We made it to the last dog movie. And now they swear. Great. It's Strays (2023)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

It's been called "an uninspired comedy"! It's Show Dogs (2018)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

It's Rodney as a talking dog! What more do we need? It's Rover Dangerfield (1991)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

An absentee father gets turned into a dog, and it's the best thing that ever happened to him. It's The Shaggy Dog (2006)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

Can Cuba Gooding Jr win over a team of sled dogs? How about a crotchety James Coburn? Find out...in Snow Dogs (2022)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

There's nothing in the rule book...oh you know the drill. It's Airbud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

Harrison Ford loves his CGI best dog friend Buck. It's The Call of the Wild (2020)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

It's a Stallone vehicle. Get it? It's Driven (2001)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

A movie so bad it destroyed a company, but thankfully not Spielberg's reputation. It's We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

We're fighting dragons in the dreary post apocalypse. It's Reign Of Fire (2002)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

Our listener requested episode this week is The Dentist (1996)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

A movie known more for it's deceptive marketing than it's content. It's Kangaroo Jack (2003)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

We finally do an episode on an animated movie! It's Playmobil: The Movie (2019)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

We enter the Apatow-verse with this misguided and panned historical epic comedy. It's Year One (2009)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

This week we talk about a lot of Thunderbird related things...but not really this movie. It's Thunderbirds (2004)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

Just a wacky comedy of errors! It's Rice Girl (2014)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

We got martial arts, boobs and Eric Roberts. It's DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

We're back for another year as we discuss this forgotten DTV action film "starring" Robert Davi. It's Absolute Aggression (1996)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

To celebrate the holiday season, we are reviewing a brand new straight to Netflix classic. It's Hot Frosty (2024)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

We ring in the Christmas season with this questionable made for TV movie with an all star cast. It's A Year Without A Santa Claus (2006)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

This week we are going Francais and talking about a strange Celine Dion unofficial biopic. It's Aline (2020)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

We welcome back very special guest and friend Joe Ramoni (from Hats Off Entertainment and Almost Cult Classics Podcast) to talk about a movie he feels very strongly about. It's Nothing But Trouble (1991)! Hats Off Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@HatsOffEntertainment Almost Cult Classics Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@almostcultclassics/featured Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ Or Bluesky! https://bsky.app/profile/nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

What could be scarier than a computerized serial killer Russell Crowe? It's Virtuosity (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

From the depths of Tubi..a movie so baffling, it must be seen to be believed. It's Almost Invisible (2010)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Sometimes you just gotta bust a move. Please enjoy our episode on Dancin': It's On! (2015) Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's a buddy comedy with...not enough comedy. It's Pure Luck (1991)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We're seeing double! We close out The Summer of Sandman with Jack and Jill (2011)! Support us on Patreon! http://www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's Adam Sandler vs Arcade games. What's not to like? It's Pixels (2015)! Support us on Patreon! http://www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

There's very few jokes in this comedy. It's The Ridiculous 6 (2015)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This is supposed to be the worst Happy Madison of them all. It's Bucky Larson (2011)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ