No Such Thing As A Fish

Dan, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including scaring cormorants, cleaning horses and recognising frogmen. Anna reveals what her first word was. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. London Podcast Festival tickets go on sale tomorrow - visit nosuchthingasafish.com/live to join us in person, or via livestream! Edited by James HarkinProduced by Leying LeeTeam includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

Jamie Morton joins Dan, Anna and Andy to discuss symmetry, lottery, and an erotic bee. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonEdited by James HarkinProduced by Leying LeeTeam includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

Dan, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including pasta, Proust and pencils. Anna shares her secret 'Wheel of Life' game. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonEdited by James HarkinProduced by Leying LeeTeam includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

Andy, James and Anna discuss YOUR facts including a road that's not a road; and lots of other places that are not where you might think. Anna discovers the true nature of God. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonEdited by James HarkinProduced by Leying LeeTeam includes Jack Chambers, Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss shamans, humans, theme parks and theme tunes.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonEdited by James HarkinProduced by Leying LeeTeam includes Jack Chambers, Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

Anna, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts including salt, swine and CPR. We hear what Rufus Hound yelled to Dan in the street. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our July shows at the Royal Institution!Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Greg Foot joins James, Anna and Andy to discuss vision, vacuums, volcanoes and Volvos. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our July shows at the Royal Institution!Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonGet NordVPN two-year plan + four months extra ➼ https://nordvpn.com/fish It’s risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee.Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

Anna, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts including Hot Springs and Fat Controllers. Anna astonishes us all by failing to fall for a 2000s pop music hoax. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss kitchen hygiene, a Commander-in-Chief, and NaHCO3.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Anna joins Dan and Andy for her first Little Fish, discussing your facts including liver eating and toucan heating. We learn why you might want to put your socks on if you see Dan crawling around on the beach. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Prodigal Podcaster Anna Ptaszynski returns! She joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss whistling bombs, wifi cars and wild oats.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonGet an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including reaction times and daylight saving times. We learn why Andy doesn't fancy the secret to everlasting life. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Manu Henriot joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss seaweed, spermaceti, stick houses and Spain. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Nottingham and wedding hams. Dan and Andy argue over Ben Stiller movies. Again. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Amy Gledhill joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss the First Earl of Bristol, the Last One Laughing, and the Psycho that put movies in the right order. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Cariad Lloyd joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss beeps, Pepys, embryos and streaming shows.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonGet an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including elderly basketball players, aptly named poker players and insane clowns. James explains his beef with Johnny Knoxville. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Zoe Lyons joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss road runners, sharks and Eddie the Eagle. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including antifreeze, leaning trees and FURBs. Andy reveals why he's not on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Anne Miller joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss beans, Blackbeard and Ben Hur. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonHead to www.squarespace.com/FISH to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FISH.

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including dogs playing poker and peacocks destroying planets. Dan reveals the name of his pot plant. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Angela Barnes joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss the cars, the horses and the runs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including soccer, snacks and Stonehenge. We discover which of us has an alter-ego called 'Struggle Cop'. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Daliso Chaponda joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss space, scrabble, smuggling and cichlids. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonThanks to the National Space Centre for the use of the BIS spacesuit image. 

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including boneless chicken, lifeless fungi paradoxical frogs. We learn what Anna has in common with Charles Dickens. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Nina Conti joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss ventriloquists, gogillath, Shakestheare, and Twintheth Nargaret.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonGet an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including the North Pole and the Northern Line. We find out which of our names would be worst on the back of a football jersey. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Mary Roach joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss blood banks, breast boosting and beneficial bryophytes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including underground trains and underground roots. We find out what James did at Andy's wedding that was so distracting. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Daniel Sloss joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Lord of the Rings, North of the Border, and the Father of Electricity. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including avocado, almonds, Geese and Grace Kelly. James takes us on a hell of a Kentucky Derby ride. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Melanie Bracewell joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss springtime, snot and Selena Gomez. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including baseball, bridges and Ryan Bingham. We also learn why you don't want a meeting with Andy, no matter how handsome he might be. And we bestow eight facts on Friends of the Podcast. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Ray O'Leary joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Rousseau, rays, receptionists and remarkable royalties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonGet an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Sisyphus, Slovenia and Southern Comfort. We also learn what Kenny G thought when he met Dan. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Maddie Moate joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss bees, bulbs, cereal and stars.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including pigs, pangolins and sea slugs.  We also make some dubious rhymes, and meet seven new Custodians of Fish Facts. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Lieven Scheire joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Cray, cranes, and the crazy crazy world of silica gel. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Joan of Arc, Lily Allen and Vidkun Quisling. We also make some VERY STRONG jokes that require a lot of explanation, and we meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Sally Phillips joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Greenlandic traditions, Australian accents and British Airways.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Ben Nevis, Mount Everest and Canadian toenails.  We also explain why none of us has a Guinness World Record, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Olga Koch joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss puns, pizza, peat and peeved performers.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreonGet an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Batman, Tim Horton and Saint-Saëns.  We chat about cinema classics like Cruel Intentions 2 and Indiana Jones 4, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Tom Allen joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Noel, Nudie, Greeks and Gardening.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Lincolns, lollipops and Lamas. We also hear a very questionable story about bumblebees, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Lou Sanders joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Margate, murmuring, Morrissey and Medicine (Nobel Prize for...)Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including lice, dinosaurs and pin boys. We also learn what spies keep alongside their meat pies, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Professor Alice Roberts joins Dan, James and Andy at the Royal Institution to find out what links science with Pokemon, Superman and Tintin. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including raunchy maths, fossilised vomit and apt biscuits. We also hear a fact from an actual Lord and  meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James and Andy discuss 2026; get special messages from new Friends of the Podcast; and exchange gifts of varying quality. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon