NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

On todays podcast, we share our curious travel and TSA stories. Have you ever left your laptop at TSA? Have you ever tried to bring 6 bottles of liquor back in your cheked bagggage? After you successfully pass through TSA, go to the first bar you find and ask the bartender to mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, a 3-1-1 Liquid Limit and laugh at our funny travel and TSA stories!

We've returned from our sabbatical! Due to Jim's extended vacation schedule and Paul trying to renovate a condo and sell their house at that, we have returned! Today we share our lost weeks stories. Give us a listen and remember to not mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, the Lost Week (just mix up your favorite drink, not this one!)

Hi! Jim and Paul are currently on travel and doing some home improvement projects, so we are re-releasing some of our earlier podcasts. Maybe you've heard it before and remember it, maybe not or maybe you haven't heard this one at all! Either way, sit back and enjoy this one called The Battle of the Yard Tools, which is pretty appropriate for this time of year! And don't forget to have the Drink-Of-The-Week - The Hedge Trimmer. So sit back and relax and laugh, especially if your lawnmower is giving you fits! 

Do you like swimming in pools? Have you ever crashed your bike into a pool? Did you and your friends have a strategy to get invited into the neighbor's pool? Do a cannon ball into the pool then climb out and mix up our refreshing Drink-Of-The-Week, the Pool Raft and laugh with us on our pool antics!

Have you ever flown in a hot air balloon with a rooster, sheep, and a duck? Remember when you were a kid jumping off the garage with a garbage bag or umbrella as a parachute? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Cloud Nine, and listen to our uplifting episode!

Do you have trouble sleeping? Have you ever gone to a sleep clinic to get diagnosed for your sleep problem? Have your taken sleep aids? Or read a book before bed? Listen to our podcast - Snooze Cruise - and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - the Snore Stopper and hope our podcast keeps you awake! 

In Todays episode, we share our funny feathered friend stories - yes, bird stories! Ever have a rooster attack your lunch? Has a Robin ever dive bombed your daughter, forcing her to take cover? Have birds ever covered your car with bird poop? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Rooster Cogburn, and sip listening to our bird-brained stories!

Where would we be without our parents? We all have funny stories about our parents, grandparents and our friends parents. Would your mom ever find your stash of joints? When making out with your girlfriend, did your grandmother burst into the room, brandishing a frying pan? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Parent Trap and laugh at our stories about our parents. 

Do you like going to restaurants? Have you ever experienced a calamari testicle? Or tentacle? Have you ever seen a wedding proposal go down badly? If you have, you are going to laugh like crazy at our restaurant podcast! But first, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, " Can I Speak to the Manager?" and laugh at our zany stories! 

How was your Christmas? Do you ever reflect on favorite Christmas gifts you recieved when you were a kid? Did you ever get a Thingmaker Creepy Crawly set? Or were you hoping Santa Claus would bring you a Barbie or GI Joe? Please mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Jack-In-The-Box and enjoy our favorite Christmas toy stories.

We at NO WAY! Two Guys Stories wish you a Merry Christmas and welcome you to listen to our Number 1 Christmas Eve and Christmas Day bonus episode. Did you ever order a Santa Sleigh Driver's License? Did your family have a specific process for Christmas morning? Enjoy our drink of the week and laugh with us on our Christmas memories. Merry Christmas! We will be back with a new episode in 2 weeks. Have a safe and wonderful holiday season!

Remember the gifts you  to would give to your parents? Unusual items like black licorice, handkerchiefs or Hi-Karate aftershave. Today we share our Christmas mis-givings stories when we were kids. But first, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week festively named the "Stocking Stuffer" and laugh and reminisce with us about giving our parents gifts when we were kids.

Do you like Thanksgiving? Is it your favorite holiday? Have you ever put the turkey in the oven and forget to turn on the oven? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - Cranberry Sauced - a subtle yet complex flavors and laugh at our Thanksgiving Stories!

Do you enjoy flying? Have you ever tried to bring your own liquor on to a plane? Do you get anxious flying through turbulence? Do you think airplanes should be boarded from the back to front? We suggest your mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - "The Flight Plan" and laugh at our airplane experiences. 

Halloween is only a few haunting days away. Soon the trick-or-treaters will be at you door hollering trick-or-treat at your door. What kind of candy do you hand out? Join us as we share our spooky and scary Halloween tales or not. Before you listen, mix up  our drink-of-the-week, the Father, Son and Holy Smoke.. and hope you get what we are talking about. Or not. 

Join Jim and Paul as we share our experiences from the great outdoors. Enjoy stories ranging from campgrounds, pop-up trailers and park rangers to sleeping in plastic pup tents in the backyard. And, of course, sip our drink of the week and laugh with us in the Great Outdoors!

Do you like going to your high school class reunions? Isn't interesting how much people change? Have you ever been cornered by a classmate who wants to share his baseball card collection stories? How many of your male classmates are rockin' ponytails - at 67 years old? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - Old School - and laugh at our high school reunion observations!

Have you ever bought a purple car? As a teenager, have you ever borrowed your parents car and not told them the car was not working right when you got home? Do you remember the first new car you ever bought with your own money? To make sure your car is operating at top performance, mix up our Dirnk-Of-The-Week - The Carburetor - and laugh at our car stories!

Do you play golf? Do you enjoy playing golf? Have you ever had a hole in one? Have you ever had to confront possible cheating situations? Hole in to the Halfway shack and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - a Tee One Up - before you tee off!

Today we share our most recent live concert experiences! Would you go see Barry Manilow perform live? Of course you would! Do you find it difficult to understand Dave Matthew's Lyrics he sings at his concerts? Ever seen 83 year old guitar legend Robin Trower perform live? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, the High Hat, and laugh with us on our way to our next live concert!

Launch the fireworks and pop open the champagne, because today's episode is our 100th podcast. We've reached the century mark for NO WAY! Two Guys Stories Podcasts. With listners from 6 of 7 continents from around the globe, our mission is to entertain you with our podcast stories and format. Of course, that includes our creative Drink-Of-The-Week. Our DOW is called The 100 in celebration of our 100th podcast. Mix up "The 100" and tune us in! Thank you listeners for all your support of  NO WAY! Two Guys Stories!

Feeling a little hot today? Do you have a heat dome circulating 90+ heat over your house? Do you remember life before air conditioning in homes and schools? Today, we share our hot weather stories, sure to cause you to laugh and raise your temperature. To help you cool down, mix up our refreshing Drink-Of-The-Week, The Heat Wave, and cool off while laughing at our summer heat stories!

Get your boarding pass out and fly with us and laugh at our airport stories. Ever had your plane return to your departing airport because of a drunk passenger? How those passengers who try to stuff thier gigantic carry on bag into a bin and it wont fit into the overhead comparment? Have you ever had your flight delayed because the pilot can't remember the password for the aircraft communication system. When the flight attendant asks you if you would like a drink, say YES and request a Boarding Zone - and tune into our airport podcast!! 

Don't bug out, because our podcast today is about bothersome summer bugs. Have you ever gone hiking only to discover at trails end you are carrying 10 ticks? Have you ever had a praying mantis drive with you on the windshiled of your car for 2 hours and not fall off? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Barfly - and put on some bugspray beffore laughing at our Bug podcast stories!

Hop on board today as we take you cruising on our boating trips. Have you ever been stranded in a lake after your engine dies? Or have you ever been on a cruise ship where a fellow passenger died? Sail with us and laugh heartily at our boating stories. But before we leave the dock, we wil \l mix you up one of our most interesting Drink-Of-The-Week, The Life Raft!

Today's podcast we share our That's Not What I Expected Stories. Ever have to visit two websites and three stores to buy a bedroom tableside alarm clock? How many times have you bought items that turn out to be defective or have missing parts. If you play golf, has the starter ever warned you that the two guys that tee of behind you also have two escorts with them? Mix up our complex tasting Drink-Of-The-Week - This Is Not What I Wanted Smoked Old Fashioned Mocktail and laugh at our escapades!

Remember life before cell phones? Stopping at payphones to make a phone call…do you have enough quarters? Or did you use your AT&T calling card? Was the only phone you grew up with located in the kitchen with a 40-foot cord? There was no phone privacy back then. Who had a bag phone-the pre-curser to the cell phone? Did your boss used to contact you via the company pager device? Join us as we share our Life Before Cell Phones stories. Before you do, be sure to complete that last payphone call and mix up our curiously delicious Drink-OF-The-Week: The Autodial.

Have you ever had any strange or unusual things happen int he waiting room at a medical center or a car repair service or in an airline's sky club. Perhaps you had to listen to somebody's tale of woe. Or did you see somebody clipping their nails? Join us as we share our hilarious waiting room stories and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, Eavesdropper! 

Do you enjoy going on vacation? Or have you experienced some vacation mishaps? Have you ever stopped for gas on vacation and after departing, discover your wallet is missing? Have you ever had to scour the bottom of a pool for contact lenses with a borrowed mask because your wife opened her eyes underwater? We're sure you will laugh at our vacation mishaps. And be sure to  mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - Jim's Hula Special Mai Tai - to get you in vacation mode!

Loyal Listenters - we celbrate our 90th podcast and many thanks for your support! Today, we share our hilarious pub crawl stories. Ever do a pub crawl riding a tandem bike? Hav eyou ever been stranded on an island because you were having too much fun on a pub crawl? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, Three Wiseguys and a Wiseman and laugh at our pub crawl stories!

Are you a Do It Yourself person? If so, have you evercut off the tip of your finger twice doing DIY projects? While doing a DIY projects, hoow many trips do you end of making to the hardware store? Do you find that duct tape is one of your best DIY tools? Mix up our Drink-Of-The Week - The Fixer Upper and laugh with us at our DIY escapades. 

Do you like shoveling snow? Do you own a snowblower or do you have a snow removal service? Do you wish your neighbor would shovel your sidewalk? Have you ever clogged your snowblower with a newapaper? How mad do you get when the city snowplow block up the end of your driveway with snow and ice? Join us as we share our snow removal stories. And when you are done snow shoveling, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, A Flaming Snow Drift! 

When is the last time you cleaned out all the junk in your house or basement? Ever see your garbage collection people inspect your junk before they throw it in the garbage truck? have you ever watched to see if your garbage people take all the junk you threw out that week? If you have a cleaning service at your house, do you clean before the cleaning service arrives? Mix up our Drink of The Week - The Household Cleaner - and enjoy our throwing out junk stories!

Today's podcast we share our college party stories with our special guests, John and Bryan. Bryan works for Buffalo Trace in sales and marketing and is an expert in bourbon tastings. So today, you will here our hilarious college party stories. And as a bonus, Bryan conducts a bourbon tasting with us.  So settle in, pour your self at Buffalo Trace and enjoy our podcast!

Can you believe it is already Christmas Eve? Are you ready for unseen circumstances? Have you ever watched your Christmas tree slowly fall over and not done anything to stop it? Ha a chipmunk ever invited itself to your family Christmas party? How many times have you put up your Christmas lights only to find they don't work the next night? Celebrate our Christmas stories with our Yule concocted beverage, The Kris Kringle, a delicious beverage that has the color of the holiday!   

Our podcast today Boom Boomer..Out Go The Lights, we explore the Baby Boomer experience along with our special millenial guests, Steph and Mary. Do your children get frustrated with your inability use your phone and computer? Do you send memes to more people than you should? Do you post too much information on Facebook? If so you may be entitled to compenstation or a Baby Boomer! Mix up our Drink Of The Week, a Next Generation and laugh with us as we Boomers get schooled by our Millenial guests. 

Remember the food you loved as a kid? Do you still eat that now? What foods do you eat now that you never ate as a kid? Explore this food mystery with us and partake in our delicious Drink-Of-The-Week, "You'll Drink It And Like It" while you ponder the mystery of foods now and then!

Imagine, if you will and enjoy our hypothetical situation podcast where stange and unusual things happen. While changing your car battery, did you end up welding a wrench to your watchband? Do you have friends, that like to test the limits of the car fuel tank to see how far they can travel on empty? These are just a sample of our hypothetical situation podcast. So mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Conundrum and ponder our hypothetical situations..

Did you ever enter into a subscription relationship with an 8-track, cassette tape, or record company? Remeber the excitement of getting 12 tapes or albums for a penny? But wait! Now the subscription kicks in and you are getting non-stop tapes and records you don't want! Mix up our Drinl-Of-The-Week, The Subscription and laugh with us on our subscription and rebate stories!

Have you ever gone camping with friends, only to be abandoned in the woods? What would you do to survive? Do you have the wilderness survival skills to live in the woods? Today, we share Bob's adventure of wilderness survival, after being abandonded in our Season 1 Espisode 2, The Great Outdoors! We seem to have left poor Bob out there somewhere when we were mixing the drink of the week, never to be heard from again until TODAY! Get your directions out of the woods with our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Compass! And marvel how Bob successfully survives his ordeal!

Today we share our crrazy trail running stories! Have you ever been tricked into running a team trail race and find yourself climbing up a muddy riverbank then running through a hot and humid cornfield? Ever run into a rattlesnake on a trail run? Mix up our earthy elixir, The Happy Hiker - and laugh at our crazy trail running antics!

Today, we talk experiences we would rather not talk about! Ever fail your driver's ed road test? How were your grades at college your freshman year? Ever hit your uncle with a golf cart? Mix up our delicious Drink Of The Week - Use the Fifth - and laugh at our stories. We really don't want to talk about this.....

Today is all about our fun food stories. From growing up around the family dinner table, to the strangest foods we have ever eaten. Ever eat scorpions? How about muskrat or frog legs? Remember eating frozen TV dinners? What was your favorite - the Salisbury Steak or Pork Loin? And after dinner, please mix up our delicious desert drink of the week - The Chocolate Eclair and laugh at our fun food stories!

Today we explore sifferent things to do durin the hot month of August. Ever start your neighbor's trees on fire? Or did you ever go river tubing with Godzilla? Ever been at a friends house and he starts chasing you  around with a sword? Laugh with us at our hot August stories and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - a Hot August Night and enjoy!

Today, we are excited to share our 75th podcast with you! Thank to all of our loyal listener's for supporting us. To date, we have listener's from all 5 continents except Antartica! Our 75th podcast is about vending machines.  Ever get a cold beer out of a Coke vending machine? Do you think there was a vending machine that dispensed holy water? Or that there is a live crab vending machine is China or Japan? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, A Cavalier and enjoy our vending machine show! Please note that this and all future Podcasts will be available on Tuesdays at 6 am.   

Today we share our summer vacation stories with a very refreshing drink of the week! Ever go on a vacation to a relative's house and they give you a 50lb bag of potatoes as a parting gift?On your on vacation did you ever open an umbrella in the car and thought you invented cheese bread? Mix up our Drink if the Week - A Lakeside Lounger and laugh at our summer vacation stories!

Ever try to teach your kids how to swim and you can't swim? When you were a kid, did you ever ride your bikes to local motels to go swimming in their pools? When you go on family vacations, don't you find that the kids favorit thing to do is to go swimming? Mix up our refreshing Drink Of The Week, The Swimming Hole and relax in a lounger by the pool to watch the kids swim!

Do you remember your first bike? Do you ever ride your bike into a pool when you were learning to ride? Did you learn to ride a bike with a training wheel on one side? Did you ever try to repair a flat tire on your bike? Laugh with us on our bike stories while you enjoy our Drink Of The Week - a Flat Tire! 

Do you enjoy summer grilling? Have you ever set your house on fire while cooking on the outdoor grill? Do you use more lighter fluid than you should to start your outdoor grill? Have you cooked elk on your grill? Mix up our Drink of the Week - Charcoal Starter - to guarantee and excellent grilling experience!

Tonight we are talking trash. You know, garbage, refuse, recyclables. Do you remember burning your trash? Have you ever put old items like patio furniture for pick up only to discover trash pickers took them and left behind stuff they did not want? Put a fresh garbage bag in your trash receptacle and mix up our Drink Of The Week - The Trashcan. Sip it and you  might learn who invented the plastic garbage bag!!