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Nobody Cares

Join Megan and Maria every Thursday as they dive into your dilemmas, dramas, and everyday woes — the ones your friends are tired of hearing about - to share some advice (and judgement)!Whether it’s your best friend’s new posh boyfriend or that colleague who never pulls their weight, the girls aren’t afraid to say what everyone’s really thinking.Tune in for honest chats, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About a Shitty Boyfriend

    In this week's episode we are confronted with two useless men (what's new?). From a stingy co-worker who doesn't know the meaning of BYOB to a soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend who thinks he can get someone else to do his dirty work, the gals share a lesson in just being an ordinary functioning member of society.Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About Double Texting

    One listener is taking their career very seriously, while the other is wondering why they're not being taken very seriously! Two dilemmas, basically the same solution, tune in to find out what it is! Spoiler - we're not into serious business on this pod. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...If You're Number One

    Listen, if you were to "rank" Megan and Maria's priorites, loyalty to the listener would definitely be in the running for top spot, BUT there are exceptions to every rule and a top dogs sometimes needs some tough love! And from top dogs to bad boys, the gals solve a dicey situation in a long standing friend group.Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About Sneaky Housemates

    Robbers all round this week! The first listener has sneaky housemates stealing their stuff, the second has a friend swooping in on old boyfriends. For the first time maybe ever, the gals are left reeling in the details...but manage to find a solution. More or less!Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares....About Your Situationship

    One work trip, two colleagues, 5 baths. The math ain't mathin' and the girls are on the case! Another numbers game awaits in dilemma number two, when a long term friendship, turned two year situationship has the potential to transform into a lifetime of love. This week's dilemmas are giving a little chaotic and we are HERE FOR IT!Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About Promiscuous Boys

    Two juicy dilemmas coming right up! Megan and Maria deliver some sage advice to a hopeful romantic whose ex is causing havoc (but also maybe offering a happily ever after?) and a BFF whose BFF's serial cheating partner wants to pop the question! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 21

    Nobody Cares...If Your Friends Have Moved On

    Maria is in love!!! While the gals dive into the details of her new love interest, they manage to sort out a few dilemmas too!First up is a mother in law who has baby fever, swiftly followed by a listener considering hopping the pond for a fresh start in London. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares....You're Having A Baby

    Two very grown-up dilemmas incoming! Dilemma one involves the post wedding blues and dilemma two involves babies....with some chat about Bieber thrown in for good measure #BieberchellaAre Megan and Maria qualified to comment? When it comes to Bieber - it's a yes from Megan.Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares....If You Put Up and Shut Up

    How do you handle chaotic colleagues? And more disgustingly - how do you handle a colleagues stink issues? Surely murder isn't the answer....but maybe?* Megan and Maria are back with their usual mix of useful advice and good craic!*Violence is never the answer.Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares....About Energy Vampires

    Two listeners - one issue: energy vampires! How should we deal with people who take more than they give? Publicly shame them, run away, or reason? Megan and Maria run through the pros and cons of it all in this week's episode.Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About Texting You Back

    Your phone obsessed friend won't text back and your girlfriend won't stop ranting to you about work. It can be a tough life, but luckily Megan & Maria are here to basically solve everything that's wrong in the world. You're welcome.Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About a Useless Man

    Your BFF of twenty years and groom to be has accidentally revealed to you that you might not be invited to his big day because his partner is iffy about you. Should you fight her or step aside with grace? And a tale as old as time - you've been dong the work of a useless new co-worker, how can you worm your way out of it without ratting anyone out?Side note (headline news?) Megan's hair has never looked better. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About Online Trolling

    This week we dive into the politics of small business and big shade. Is it enough to trust your gut, or better to gather some evidence before accusing your workmates of shenanigans online?And a warning to any cat lovers out there, Megan and Maria hash out the politics of cats v dogs, and renters v landlords.Get in contact if you need a hand with your dilemmas:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About your Rising Rent

    You're writing in to help your sister....but did you ever consider that YOU might be the problem??? Second up on the block this week, a Dublin renter in a pickle asks if it's worth rocking the boat to save a few quid on an increasing rent. As usual Megan and Maria bring the standard level of chaos, laughs and even a bit of sound advice thrown in for good measure!Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About your Work Life Balance

    Work is your #1, and you're killing it. Your oldest friend in the biz seems to resent your success. Could this be a typical case of the green monster - or are you just a CLASSIC overthinker? Separately your least favourite housemate is busy planning their future with you in a new home, while your fave is basically ghosting you. Are you doomed to a life with a dull housemate or should you give your flighty friend a push in the right direction? Megan and Maria have the solutions...more or less!Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About Your Culture Club

    You almost burn your friends house down 10 times (allegedly) when they're letting you stay with them. Eggs are boiling in the kettle, and tensions are running high. Could this be the first unfixable dilemma? Spoiler there's nothing an air fryer can't sort! Separately we have ratty friends who don't appreciate a good themed party. You're not going to dump 'em but what else is there to do?!Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares... About Your Toxic Relationship

    In this week’s episode, Megan and Maria tackle a toxic relationship breakup where our listener is owed a lot of money, plus another listener who is coming to terms with the fact that their dream career isn’t all it seems.While they don’t always agree on what to do at the start, let’s hope they can provide some useful advice!Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares... About Your Love Triangle

    Megan and Maria kick off 2026 with two new dilemmas to solve, from a listener wondering if they’ve found themselves in the middle of a love triangle to another listener who just really hates voice notes and WhatsApp groups.Let’s hope the fresh start to the year means some solid advice is being given!Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Music / Sound Design by Rafino Miguel  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares... That You Framed Your Co-Worker

    In the final episode of 2025, Megan and Maria tackle a self-inflicted workplace problem that one listener has brought upon themselves, and also dive into a hen party dilemma that everyone can relate to on some level. They might not always share the same opinion, but hopefully they can still offer some solid advice.Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Sound Design and Mix @rafinomiguelmusic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares... About Your Lazy Ass

    Megan and Maria really aren’t holding back in this week’s episode! From one listener who’s not sure if they want to move in with their boyfriend, to another dealing with a not so chill work club. Maria also gets really passionate about group activities, while Megan tries to stay level-headed.Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Sound Design and Mix @rafinomiguelmusic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About Your Friend's Wedding

    Lots of friendship dilemmas in this week's episode! Should one of our listeners break up with an old friend if the friendship just isn’t serving them anymore? And another listener simply wants their friend to please stop talking about their wedding! Everyone can relate to these dilemmas in one way or another!Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Sound Design and Mix @rafinomiguelmusic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About Your Shitty Shenanigans

    One listener is tired of being the "mam" of the group, while the other is tired of their friend's boyfriend walking around in their jocks and blocking the toilet (among other things). Episode 5 deals with some tricky social dynamics and plumbing issues!Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformAs always all personal info will remain anonymous.We can't wait to hear from you!Sound Design and Mix @rafinomiguelmusicHosted on Acast. See https://www.acast.com/en/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About Your Plans

    If is ever a good idea to get involved with a neighbour, even if they are smokin'? And what would you say to a friend who is cancelling your once in a lifetime holiday for no apparent reason? And did we mention a certain someone was awarded their BER rating?! We've got it all in this week's episode!Join the conversation and send in your dilemmas, via any of the links below:Email: [email protected] Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodForm: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformjSound Design and Mix @rafinomiguelmusic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares...About Family Groups Chats

    And we're back! In episode 3 Megan and Maria explore the the delicate eco-system of family group chats and the best course of action when your BFF is dating a dud!Make sure you send in your dilemmas if you want your problems solved (and judged!).Email us at [email protected] us a voice note https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out our anonymous form https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformWe can't wait to hear from you!Sound Design and Mix @rafinomiguelmusic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares About... Slackers

    Join Megan and Maria as they dive into two more dilemmas in the second instalment of Nobody Cares.From sisters self-diagnosing to your best friend's unbearable boyfriend, the girls give their opinions and share a few personal stories along the way!For ADHD support please check out: https://adhdireland.ie/ Make sure you send in your dilemmas if you want the girls to give it a go solving your problems. Email us at [email protected] us a voice note https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out our anonymous form https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformWe can't wait to hear from you! Sound Design and Mix @rafinomiguelmusic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Nobody Cares About... Bottoming Out

    Join Megan and Maria as they dive into two very different dilemmas in the very first episode of Nobody Cares.Between dealing with a cringey boss and a flaky friend, the girls waste no time getting into the nitty-gritty, sharing honest opinions, relatable stories, and maybe even a bit of solid advice along the way. Make sure you send in your dilemmas if you want the girls to give it a go solving your problems. Email us at [email protected] us a voice note https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPodFill out our anonymous form https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zXd8B2w/viewformWe can't wait to hear from you! Sound Design and Mix @rafinomiguelmusic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Join Megan and Maria every Thursday as they dive into your dilemmas, dramas, and everyday woes — the ones your friends are tired of hearing about - to share some advice (and judgement)!Whether it’s your best friend’s new posh boyfriend or that colleague who never pulls their weight, the girls aren’t afraid to say what everyone’s really thinking.Tune in for honest chats, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Join Megan and Maria every Thursday as they dive into your dilemmas, dramas, and everyday woes — the ones your friends are tired of hearing about - to share some advice (and judgement)!Whether it’s your best friend’s new posh boyfriend or that colleague who never pulls their weight, the girls aren’t afraid to say what everyone’s really thinking.Tune in for honest chats, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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